冷笑话精选：
我哭了，求求别cue我了@壮士来一发嘛人间真实@一枚问号你偷我手机？@美滋滋怀疑每个月消费额的我
[I cried, please dont cue me @ to arise when a strong human @ a real question mark you stole my cell phone? @ alacrity doubted my consumption per month]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：
酸死了我[酸]@太皇太后您有喜啦马上去改个性签名去了[酸]@我的父母是个奇葩酸了酸了[酸][酸]@吃不胖的小我承认我羡慕了！！@万事屋纸纸酱好可爱，我羡慕了[酸][酸]@大猪蹄子研究所哈哈哈哈哈哈被最右笑死！！@山崎野菜太好咯，你有男朋友咯，他有女朋友咯，我啥也不是咯
[Acid queen died I [acid] @ too happy you go immediately to change character signature (acid) @ my parents is a wonderful work acid for acid [acid] [acid] @ eat not fat the ego to admit that I envy!!!!! @ all the house paper paper jam very lovely, I envy the [acid] [acid] @ big pig hoof institute, ha ha ha ha ha ha is the most right smile dead!! @ yamazaki potherb too good, do you have a boyfriend, he has a girlfriend, I am nothing]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#闷死老人保姆系黑护工# 疫情期间不服管理被清退】月日，“保姆闷死老人”案，#检察机关提前介入保姆闷死老人案#。涉案保姆此前曾在溧阳人民医院做多年护工，医院合作的护工中介公司称涉案保姆系“黑护工”↓↓此前护理雇主多系意识不清楚的病人。对于“惯犯”的揣测医院回应↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # suffocated the old nanny is black care during the outbreak defy management was repel and June , nanny stuffy dead old man, # procuratorial organ involvement in advance nanny suffocated the old case #. Nanny had involved in liyang peoples hospital for care worker for many years, cooperation of hospital worker intermediary company said the nanny is involved in the black care employers are mostly left left after nursing patients consciousness is not clear. Response to habitual offender speculation hospital left left... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
南方都市报：
#南都直播#【名企HR直播课第讲：面试官教你从认识自己到展现自己】金三银四已过去，你拿到offer了吗？如何做求职准备？面试官想要在简历上看到什么？拿到面试通知后不知从哪方面着手才能稳拿offer？办法总比困难多，名企HR直播课邀请到了戴德梁行广州公司助理总经理苏俊龙，为大家分享戴德梁行近年来...全文： m.weibo
[# # SMW live [HR live class the first known the interviewer will teach you from knowing to demonstrate their 】 yue four has in the past, did you get the offer? How to do the job? The interviewer wants to see in your resume? To get the interview notification, I do not know from which aspects to secure offer? HR live class known way to total more than difficult, invited to DTZ Su Junlong assistant general manager of guangzhou company, for sharing DTZ in recent years... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻# 【年实施 电动车强制性国家标准发布】日前，我们从工信部获悉，《电动汽车安全要求》、《电动客车安全要求》和《电动汽车用动力蓄电池安全要求》三项强制性国家标准由国家市场监督管理总局、国家标准化管理委员会批准发布，将于年月日起正式实施。 tAAMqAb
[# # every news implement electric mandatory national standards issued in a few days ago, we learned from the ministry that the electric car safety requirements, the electric bus safety requirements, and the electric vehicle battery safety requirements with dynamic three mandatory national standards by the state administration of market supervision and management, national standardization management committee approved the release, will take effect from (date) (month) (year). tAAMqAb]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#外交部回应美参议员妄图制裁中国#：入戏太深】在月日外交部例行记者会上，发言人赵立坚回应了近期美国参议员妄图“制裁中国”的言行。他说：此前，美国政治家网站曝光了共和党参议院全国委员会向竞选机构发送的长达页的备忘录，鼓动通过“积极攻击中国”应对疫情危机，核心意思就是只要提到疫...全文： m.weibo
[【 responded to the United States senator to sanctions China # # the Ministry of Foreign Affairs into play too deep 】 in the month, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs at a regular news conference, spokesman Zhao Lijian responded to a recent U.S. senators to attempt to sanctions against China words and deeds. Previously, he said, Americas politicians website exposure the senate republican national committee to the campaign agency sent a page memo, encouraged by actively attacking China in the face of the outbreak of the crisis, the core means to mention disease... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
玩转Fashion_：
想收到这样的生日蛋糕
[Want to receive such a birthday cake]
带你玩转全球最新艺术，吃喝玩乐，潮品资讯！
优酷：
#看我的生活# 这是一支看了绝对会姨母笑的视频！男生@王大陸TaluWang 准备礼物贴心上门，女方@林允Jelly 全家重视好吃好喝预备，看到林允爸爸强行留王大陆过夜，只剩下一声“gkd”回荡在空中~[太开心]
tAAqwHC
[# # this is a look at my life watch the video will definitely aunt laugh! Boys @ king mainland TaluWang prepare gifts close the door, she @ Lin Yun attach importance to prepare delicious good drink, Jelly family see Lin Yun dad forced king leave China for the night, only a GKD echoed in the air ~ [quite happy] < br > tAAqwHC]
新浪汽车：
#新车情报局# 领界S正式开启预售，预售价格为.万元起。作为现款领界的新增车型，仅针对配置进行升级。车身尺寸方面，其长宽高分别为mm，轴距mm。动力搭载.T 缸发动机，最大输出马力、牛·米，传动匹配速手动和CVT变速箱。预计月日正式上市。
[# # new intelligence brought the world S officially open to booking, booking for. Ten thousand yuan. As cash to bring new models, only for configuration upgrade. Body size, its high aspect respectively, mm, mm wheelbase. Carrying power. T cylinder engine, the maximum output power, cattle, and matching speed manual transmission and CVT transmission. The expected date of officially listed. ]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：
#熊梓淇听到国民老公时的表情# 和“哇哦“有的一拼的表情包上线了[偷笑]多谢了@熊梓淇 的贡献！已经开始期待节目了。不知道在#爆款来了#第二季里，还有什么值得收藏的表情包哈哈[哈哈]tAAUHp
[# # Xiong Ziqi at national husband expression and wow a spell some expression package online [laughing] thanks @ Xiong Ziqi contribution! Have begun to look forward to show. Dont know in the # # hot style came in the second quarter, the expression of what be worth to collect package haha [ha ha] tAAUHp]
优酷：
#秋蝉搞事业# 池诚@刘欢Happy哥 靳香@何杜娟 劝兴和会放粮救济百姓…国难当头，更应该同舟共济，池少放心冲，护蝉大队为你们护航！《秋蝉》潜行尽在【优酷】，今天点带你看谍海浮沉！@浙江卫视中国蓝 同步播出 #叶冲何樱告别##看谍战属优酷#
tAAVRxU
[# # autumn cicada make career ji sung @ liu huan Happy elder brother JinXiang @ He Dujuan advised period will put food relief for the people... While campaigning, more should be in the same boat, pool less trust, to protect the cicada brigade escort for you! Autumn cicada stealth in youku, 】 today take you the sea was a spy as well! # @ zhejiang TV China blue broadcast simultaneously Ye Chong He Ying farewell # # # to see spy belong to youku < br > tAAVRxU]
冷笑话精选：
气质绝了！！[憧憬]@差点帅了妈耶这也太美了吧！
[Temperament unique!! [hope] @ almost handsome mother its too beautiful!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#灵魂画手王嘉尔# #王嘉尔你画我猜# 默契小测验——@王嘉尔 嘉尔队长的心思你猜的准吗？点击就看幅饱含细节的画作，猜出分别代表什么含义了没[doge] #王嘉尔隔离日记# tAAzd
[# # # soul hand painting Wang Jiaer Wang Jiaer you draw I guess # tacit understanding quiz -- @ Wang Jiaer certainly captain must mind you guess? Click to see detailed picture, guess didnt represent what meaning [doge] # # tAAzd Wang Jiaer isolation diary]
新浪新闻客户端：
【#女子隔离病房偷手机获刑年个月#，罚款千元[怒] 月日，一女子潜入广州第八人民医院新冠肺炎隔离病区偷患者手机。近日，法院宣判其获刑年个月，罚款千元。经法院审理认为，该女子盗窃财物且失窃地点是隔离病房，结合犯罪情节及社会危害性，对其从重处罚。tAALdr
[【 woman # # isolation ward stolen mobile phones in prison months and fined one thousand yuan [anger] month day, a woman into the eighth peoples hospital of guangzhou new crown patients with pneumonia isolation ward stolen phone. Recently, the court sentenced the sentence in months and fined one thousand yuan. The court believed that the woman stolen property stolen and location is the isolation ward, combined with the circumstances of the crime and harmful to the society, to be given a heavier punishment. TAALdr]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
柳州公安：
【为证“清白”女子急汇款 民警紧急出动阻诈骗】近日，苏州高新区的李女士接到“某社保局工作人员”电话，称她涉嫌一起骗保案。苏州反诈中心发现异常后，立即联系枫桥派出所。民警当即电话联系李女士，但无法接通。民警赶到李女士家中发现其已出家门，随即调集警力到小区附近银行网点找寻。分钟后，...全文： m.weibo
[【 to clean womens urgent remittance police scrambled resistance fraud 】 recently, in suzhou high-tech zone of Ms. Li got a call from a certain social security bureau staff, said she suspected costs together. Suzhou anti cheat centre found abnormal immediately after the contact maple bridge station. Police immediately phone contact ms li, but couldnt get through. Police rushed to Ms. Lee home found that its out of the house, then assemble police near the village looking for bank branch. Minutes later,... The full text m. eibo]
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