小野妹子学吐槽：
颈椎已经突然袭击我好几次了...[跪了]
[Cervical vertebra has suddenly hit me several times... [the] on my hands and knees]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：
#私信爱豆被翻牌的经历# 王晨艺@晨艺 在线读粉丝留言必须要拥有姓名！猫也丢了[泪]衬衫眼镜可乐都没了[泪]吃饭还全是辣椒[泪]#师父我要跳舞了# 好野一群粉丝，晨艺师父有点“感动”甚至并没有办法：“看来也不是真正爱我”[喵喵]
tAvPfMS
[# # DMS was love bean brand experience Wang Chenyi @ morning art online fans read message must have a name! Lost cat [tears] shirt glasses of coke didnt [tears] have a meal also is full of chili [tears] # # the teacher I want to dance the good wild a group of fans, morning art teacher is a bit touched and even no way looks dont really love me [meow] < br > tAvPfMS]
南方都市报：
【#熊孩子玩出一身泥邻居笑出鹅叫# 妈妈们：快开学吧！[允悲]】日，广西百色一网友发布的一段“熊孩子玩成泥娃”视频走红。孩子们相约出门玩耍，一个一个都成了泥娃娃。妈妈无奈地提溜着孩子回家，楼上邻居目睹这一幕，笑到停不下。网友：妈妈们内心一定在渴望快开学。@燃新闻 tAAsQEj
[【 # bear children to play out in mud from head to foot neighbors laughed goose call # mothers quick opening! [allow sad]], guangxi baise a netizen posted a bear children play into mud doll video. The children meet to go out to play, one by one all became mud dolls. Mother helplessly distillation children home, upstairs neighbor saw this scene, the cant stop laugh. Net friend mothers heart must be eager to quick start. @ combustion tAAsQEj news]
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新浪汽车：
#车圈话题# 美国宇航局（NASA）日前宣布，特斯拉Model X将成为NASA宇航员的正式航天飞机接驳专车，同时确认将于北京时间日凌晨发射航天飞机。当天两位宇航员将乘坐特斯拉Model X到达航天飞机的安放现场，这似乎又是埃隆·马斯克的一次极其出色的营销举措。你怎么看？[吃瓜]
[# #.so topic NASA (NASA) announced that tesla Model X will be NASA astronaut official shuttle shuttle car, at the same time confirmation will launch the space shuttle in the morning on the Beijing time. The two astronauts would ride in tesla Model X arrived at the scene of the space shuttle was, it seems, elon musk, is a very good marketing initiatives. What do you think? [eat the melon]]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽：
我开始慌了@银教授 额头冒出一层冷汗@星野真咲我脚趾已经缩起来了
[I began to panic @ silver, a professor at the forehead emitted a layer of cold sweat @ star field is sakura sake I toe was shrinking]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#陕西子洲发生山体崩塌#：已致人死亡 孔窑洞被掩埋】#陕西子洲山体崩塌致人死亡#月日时许，陕西榆林子洲县砖庙镇曹家沟村发生一起山体崩塌事件。事故造成人被埋压，共计孔窑洞全部被掩埋。被埋人经全力抢救已无生命体征，目前救援还在进行中。@青流视频 tAvzH
[【 # # landslide in shaanxi state collapse already deadly hole caves were buried 】 # # landslide, shaanxi state deadly June PM, yulin in shaanxi province has county brick temple town there was a mountain collapses at cao village. Accidents cause people buried pressure, total pore cave all buried. Buried people through to rescue without vital signs, the rescue was still going on. @ green stream video tAvzH]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
#感动中国#【为他们转发！#四川木里森林扑火勇士#】年月日，四川凉山木里县发生森林火灾。消防队员们每人负重余斤，徒步行军小时，在海拔余米处与大火搏斗。因林火爆燃，名森林消防指战员和三名当地扑火人员牺牲。青山忠诚的卫士，危难的永恒对手。致敬感动中国年度人物四川木里森...全文： m.weibo
[# # # moved China [for their forwarding! Sichuan yushania forest blazes warriors # 】 (date) (month) (year), sichuan liangshan MuLi County forest fires. March on foot, firefighters more than each weight jin, hours, at an altitude of more than meters and to fight the fires. Because the fire explosion, forest fire commanders and three local blazes personnel expense. Castle peak loyal guard, a crisis of eternal rivals. Salute moved China annual figure sichuan wood ellison... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
柳州公安：
【#柳州# 小孩误食药品 柳州交警开启绿波带紧急送医】月日时许，@柳州交警 指挥处警大队接到一位市民的求助电话。家住北雀路附近的苏女士向交警求助，“我的小孩误食了药品，要赶快送去人民医院救治，但是今天下雨堵车，我现在很着急，你们可以帮帮我吗？”正常需要分钟的路程，在一路“绿波带...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # liuzhou children eating drug liuzhou police open green wave band emergency hospital 】 June PM, @ liuzhou police command ChuJing brigade received a public telephones. Ms su who lives near the north sparrow road to the traffic police for help, my child eating drug, to get sent to the peoples hospital, but its raining today in traffic, I am very worry, can you help me? Normal need minutes away, in green wave band all the way... The full text m. eibo]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”！举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法！
南方都市报：
【触目惊心！#日本模拟新冠病毒在餐厅传播#[吃惊]】近日，日本NHK电视台进行了一个模拟新冠病毒传播的实验：一位志愿者扮演“感染者”，在手掌涂上荧光材料来模拟新冠病毒，并与另外十位志愿者一起用餐、交谈。半小时后，黑光灯亮起，模拟病毒的荧光材料到处都是，令人心惊……tAAsUVH
[The shocking! # # Japan simulation new crown virus spread in the restaurant [surprised]] recently, Japans NHK television to simulate a new crown experiment in the spread of the virus, a volunteer play infected, in the palm of your hand coated with fluorescent material to simulate the new virus, and have dinner, chat with ten other volunteers. After half an hour, black lights, fluorescent material simulation virus is everywhere, alarming... tAAsUVH]
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冷笑话精选：
这也太壮观了吧！[跪了]
[It was spectacular! [the] on my hands and knees]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈哈哈@鹿儿团团笑死我啦@天秀bot？@Warriorstaycool哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@万事屋纸纸酱哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@shijin哈哈哈哈@阿粪青哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha @ deer completely laugh die me @ day show bot? @ Warriorstaycool ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ all the house of paper paper jam ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ shijin tsing ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ the dung]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#师父我要跳舞了# #师父我要跳舞了吃播# 韩师父@韩宇 用最凶语气说最关心人的话，坐下！[doge]“哥斯拉”认证成功！（是很暖的那种哥斯拉哦）
tAAssGJD
戳tAAser 看回放
[# the teacher I want to dance the # # # the teacher I want to dance for sowing Korea master @ hanyu in the most fierce tone say the most care about people, sit down! [doge] godzilla certification success! (it is very warm that godzilla oh) < br > tAAssGJD < br > stamp tAAser watching playback]
优酷：
#叶冲救人# 冲冲子@任嘉伦Allen 带余教授趁乱逃跑，却不想还是被小岛介拦截，冲冲子又一次眼看着同志牺牲了…冲哥单枪匹马真的太难了，更多后续精彩点锁定【优酷】@浙江卫视中国蓝 同步播出 #看谍战属优酷#
tAvhvkW
[# # Ye Chong save son a threatening @ Ren Jialun Allen with professor yu while disorderly escape, but dont want to or blocked by island interfaces, moody child watched comrade sacrifice again... Blunt elder brother alone was really hard, more subsequent splendid point lock youku @ zhejiang TV China blue broadcast simultaneously # # the spy belong to youku < br > tAvhvkW]
新浪新闻客户端：
【感谢那些拼命守护中国的你们，现在战袍换嫁衣，全中国人民将共同见证你们的幸福！】#百对战疫新人云婚礼豪华嘉宾阵容#揭晓啦！月日上午点分，锁定@人民日报 客户端、微博的云婚礼直播，中国核潜艇之父、共和国勋章获得者黄旭华院士将和李兰娟院士共同为新人证婚；主题曲创作人@李宇春 将为新...全文： m.weibo
[【 thanks to those who desperately to protect you in China, and now shirt in a prospective, all Chinese people will witness your happiness! # best against plague new cloud announced wedding luxury guest lineup #! On the morning of February nd dotted, locking @ the cloud of the Peoples Daily client, weibo broadcast the ceremony, the academician of the Chinese nuclear submarine, the father of the republic of China medal winner xu-hua huang would lan-juan li academicians and common for a man; Theme creators @ li will provide new... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
#广东荔枝#“你的，由我承包”，广东荔枝放话，又甜又豪横！不要告白气球，只要告白飞机、告白高铁、告白小蛮腰，告白医生护士等平凡英雄，还有来自广东荔枝国际推广大使薇娅直播间的“告白”……这一切，只为了——，用“荔”去爱。#广东荔枝承包全天#
[# guangdong lychee # you, by my contract, the guangdong lychee said, sweet, HaoHeng! Dont love balloons, as long as confession planes, confessions high-speed, confessions small pretty waist, confessions, doctors and nurses and other ordinary hero from guangdong lychee international ambassador to promote eu her studio confessions... All this, only to -, with li to love. # guangdong lychee contract # throughout the day]
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