冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈笑死@一只学霸创业未半而中道开学哈哈哈这话笑死我了@早乙老师我已经当上网管了你通知我开学了？@林耶耶-：创业未半而中道开学 [doge]
[Ha ha ha ha laugh die @ a outstanding student entrepreneurship not half the tathagata school ha ha ha laugh die me @ early b the teacher I have vacation when surfing net tube you inform me? @ Lin Ye yeah - entrepreneurship not half starts the tathagata [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：
致郁瞬间
[To depressive moments]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：
#车迷夜聊# 磷酸铁锂电池版国产Model 已正式申报，电池预计由宁德时代提供，并将用于标准续航版的Model 上，而长续航版将继续使用LG化学供应的三元电池。此举将使国产Model 的成本进一步下探，呐，你觉得其定价会下降吗？会降多少呢？[吃瓜]
[# # fans night chat lithium iron phosphate battery version of domestic Model has officially declare, battery provided by the age of ningde, and will be used for a standard on the last version of the Model, and long life version will continue to use LG chemical supply ternary batteries. The move will lead to cost down further, domestic Model, do you think its price will decline? How much will drop? [eat the melon]]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
微博搞笑排行榜：
预告今晚分互动题目：“哪些细节表明，一个女生可能喜欢你 ”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive questions what are the details show that a girl may love you. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
谢娜：
我们开学啦[太开心]#快乐大本营# 正在播出中
[Us open [quite happy] # # happy camp is in broadcast]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
新浪新闻客户端：
【#四川天全梯田景色如画# 呈现生机勃勃“农耕图”】 连日来，在四川雅安市天全县仁义镇桐林村，依山而建的梯田已蓄满水，村民全面进行插秧等，呈现出一幅幅生机勃勃的“农耕图”。仁义镇以丘陵地形为主，为水稻主产区，形成了众多天然梯田，现有水田上万亩。@中新视频 tAAkuer
[【 TianQuan terrace picturesque scenery # # sichuan present vitality farming 】 for days, in sichuan yaan tianquan righteousness town tung lam tsuen, terraces and wooden house built up to the mountain has been filled with water storage, the villagers for comprehensive planting, etc., presents a series of animated map farming. Righteousness town with hilly terrain is given priority to, as the major rice producing areas, has formed many natural terraces, existing paddy field of thousands of acres. @ Singapore video tAAkuer]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【老被家人催要钱 #现实版樊胜美跳海自杀#】月日凌晨时许，舟山定海一名来岁的外来务工女子因被家人催要钱，在苦闷中跑到滨海公园，跳海企图自杀。女子跳海前，跟在后面的朋友对她进行劝阻，无奈女子太过激动，朋友阻拦失败。“像电视剧里的樊胜美一样，家里人老催她要钱，唉！”一名知情人士向...全文： m.weibo
[【 old money by his family in traversing # FanSheng beauty had jumped suicide reality version # 】 month determined morning xu, zhoushan dinghai, a a migrant women by money, family in traversing rush to seaside park in anguish, attempted suicide jump into the ocean. Womens jump into the ocean before, behind friends to dissuade her helpless woman too excited, stop failures. Like FanSheng beauty in the TV series, the family often urging her to money, alas! A person familiar with the matter to the... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
柳州公安：
柳州，晚安[月亮]
[A good evening, liuzhou [moon]]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”！举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法！
汽车之家：
#家家新闻# 【营收千亿仍不满足 美团接入嘀嗒出租车】近日，嘀嗒出租车正式入驻美团，嘀嗒出行的用户可以通过美团App打嘀嗒出行的出租车。目前，在美团中已开通打车业务的城市包括北京、广州、深圳、武汉等个城市，可直接呼叫嘀嗒出租车，后续还将有更多城市接入。 tAAkmhU
[# # every news [billions of revenue is still unsatisfied Meituan access taxis tick 】 recently, clicks, taxi formally entering Meituan tick users can travel through Meituan App tick travel get a taxi. At present, in the Meituan has opened a taxi business cities including Beijing, guangzhou, shenzhen, wuhan and other cities, can be directly call taxis tick, follow-up will also have more access to the city. tAAkmhU]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#岁弟弟捐造血干细胞救姐姐#：多吃饭，长胖救姐姐！】近日，江苏徐州岁男童小晨完成了造血干细胞的捐赠，并成为徐州已知年龄最小的造血干细胞捐献者。原来，他岁的姐姐小静此前被确诊患上急性淋巴细胞白血病，需要接受造血干细胞移植才能痊愈。小晨勇敢地站了出来，“不害怕，我想跟姐姐玩。”目...全文： m.weibo
[Brother donor hematopoietic stem cells to save sister # # years old eat more, fatter save sister! Recently, jiangsu xuzhou year-old male small morning finished hematopoietic stem cell donation, and become the xuzhou known the youngest hematopoietic stem cell donor. It turns out that his old sister xiaojing after being diagnosed with acute lymphocytic leukemia, need to accept hematopoietic stem cell transplantation can be recovered. The small morning boldly stood out, not afraid, I want to play with my sister. The eye... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【不想让你们再受伤！老人#因个承诺倒贴万办学校#】张建明老人是一所残疾人驾校的校长。因汶川地震赈灾时受到震动，张建明开始为残疾人提供驾培业务。年来他倒贴多万，年过七旬仍坚持每天上训练场指导练车，一切皆因一句承诺：你们是受过伤的人，再也伤不起了，我以后也不想让你们受伤了。...全文： m.weibo
[Dont want to let you injured again! Old man # # 】 because of a promise (than do school zhang old man is the head of a driving school for the disabled. Because of the wenchuan earthquake relief when trembled, zhang began to provide the disabled with driving training business. Years (more than, in her seventies still insist on a day on the training ground to guide practice, is all because of a promise are you injured people, can no longer afford to injury, I dont want to let you hurt. ... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：
年是西班牙大流感[握手][作揖]@流浪之旅但总所有观点我都同意[good][good][good]只有一点不同意，黑死病（鼠疫）导致欧洲三分之一人口死亡是在欧洲中世纪，伦敦大瘟疫（鼠疫）是在年左右（牛顿去乡下躲避期间）发生的。并不是年前的年。
[Years is the Spanish flu [shake hands] [bowing] @ wandering journey but always I agree to all views [good] [good] [good] is only a little does not agree, the black death plague killed a third European population is in Europe in the middle ages, great plague of London (bubonic plague) is in years (during Newton went to the countryside to escape). Is not a year ago.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
青年时报：
【想不开！前男友叫她“去死”，杭州一女子爬上楼……】昨天下午点左右，杭州消防指挥中心接到报警称，位于三宝郡庭某幢楼有一女子要跳楼。很快，大关消防救援站到达现场，经过与现场民警了解，这名跳楼女子因感情问题饮用多罐啤酒后，一时之间想不开便产生跳楼想法。tAAkEpH
[【 hard! Former boyfriend told her to die, hangzhou 】 a woman going upstairs... O clock yesterday afternoon, hangzhou fire command center received a report to the police, according to the triple gem county court to have a woman to jump off a building of a building. Soon, mark fire rescue station arrived at the scene, after with the civilian police to understand, the jumping off a woman because of emotional problems after drinking more beer, suddenly heart began to jump off a building. tAAkEpH]
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新浪汽车：
#新车情报局# 全新第十一代本田思域效果图曝光，将于明年正式推出，并于秋天投放市场，起售价预计与现款车型持平，约为美元（约合.万人民币）。
新车前脸造型与最近发布的新奥德赛类似，蟹爪式尾灯可能会抛用，倾向于更低调的设计。动力则变化不大，.T四缸发动机将继续成为主力，.T直列四...全文： m.weibo
[# # new generation Honda civic car intelligence rendering exposure, will be officially launched next year, and in the autumn to the market, the price is expected to cash models was flat, about $(us. Thousands of yuan). < br > new front face shape is similar to the recently released new Odyssey, crab claw type rear lights could use, tend to be more low profile design. Power is a little change,. T four-cylinder engine will continue to be the main body,. T inline four... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
微博汽车：
#我与汽车的日常# #爱车的新装# 阳光正好
[# and my car daily # # # new sun is car]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
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