MIUI：
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[Congratulations to @ 丨 洃 冭 Wolf 丨 users get youth version 】 【 millet. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAAdIAMP]
MIUI米柚，AI加持的全面屏系统。
但斌：
疯了？！他说可以和中国彻底绝交tAAdZdu
[Crazy? ! He said can and China dear John tAAdZdu thoroughly]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
转 中美脱钩，湿一手 ~
中美脱钩就是好
川普拽着破皮袄。
专利版权都免费
汗水不再换白条。[偷笑][OMG]
[Turn the decoupling, wet hand ~ < br > < br > the decoupling is good < br > trump lug fur jacket. < br > patent rights are free < br > no sweat in ious. [laughing] [OMG]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@曼巴小A每一位在一线的工作者都不容易，他们平凡却又伟大[赞]@但斌深圳即将清零了！感谢白衣天使的幸苦付出，你们是抗疫英雄[赞][赞][赞]
[@ mamba small A each on A line of workers is not easy, they are ordinary but again great [who] @ but bin shenzhen is zero! Fortunately, pay thank you angel, you are the resistance to disease hero [who] [who] [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@涵涵是个淘气包大统领真的急速褪去光环，窘境商人+年迈老人形象愈发写实。目前就担心一点，来自军事的擦枪走火式碰瓷。为了甩锅为了选举，千万别低估他的决心。
[@ han han is a big trouble and really sharply faded halo, merchants + old image more realistic dilemma. Now worry a bit, from military to clean type racketeer gun off accidentally. To jilt pot to the election, dont underestimate his determination.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
回复@鱼少[微笑]@鱼少回复@夜生生物美国还没有过旧总统坐牢先例 所以大概率不会坐牢 但他那女婿可能会牢底坐穿
[Reply @ reply less fish less [smiles] @ @ night creatures havent had the old President of the United States prison precedent so big probability not but sit in his son-in-law may be fastened at the end]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
[笑cry][允悲][笑cry]@豆瓣做的豆瓣酱懂王：没人比我更懂坐牢！🐶🐶
[[laughing cry] [allow sad] [laugh cry] @ the broad bean paste of douban do understand wang no one more than I understand going to jail! 🐶 🐶]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
新低概率极低！放了这么多水……之后大概率要水漫金山啊！@韭爷很多大V都说美股要C杀创新低！但总觉得美股还会新低吗？
[Low probability is very low! With so much water... After the big probability to water manjin hill! Many big V @ leek ye said U.S. stocks to kill innovation C low! But always think stocks will low?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
回复@夜生生物[允悲][允悲]@夜生生物但总眼光一直很准，希望这次也能像往常一样命中[笑哈哈]
[Reply @ night creatures [allow sad] [allow sad] @ night creatures but all eyes have been very accurate, hope this can hit [laugh] as usual]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@六国虹北斗月最后一颗卫星将发射 ，全球组网收官在即，商用提速。而“鸿雁”、“虹云”也将加速组网。
[@ the six rainbow beidou month finally will launch a satellite, the global networking MSC, commercial sped up. And swan goose, HongYun will accelerate network.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@六国虹转发微博
[@ the six rainbow forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
早应该取消了！@股道热肠也真是好样的！
[Should have cancelled! @ good Joe fields is also is really good!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
直觉特朗普下台后，会坐牢！有这样的总统也是奇葩！美国人能选出他来，也是让我们这些看客“大跌眼镜”[挤眼][可怜]
[Intuition trump to step down after, will go to jail! There is the President is also a wonderful work! Americans can elect him, also is to let those of us who looking surprise [eye] [poor]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
深圳即将清零了！感谢白衣天使的幸苦付出，你们是抗疫英雄[赞][赞][赞]
[Shenzhen is zero! Fortunately, pay thank you angel, you are the resistance to disease hero [who] [who] [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜：
哈哈哈哈哈笑清醒@螺蛳粉还不发货🐎了 突然好想相亲@小吴要早睡哦笑得我想吐哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好好笑@尽欢犭噗哈哈这个话题有够好笑
[Ha ha ha ha ha laugh awake @ spiral lions powder is not delivery 🐎 suddenly really want to dating @ xiao wu to go to bed early oh laugh I think tuha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha laugh @ do huan dogs poof ha ha this topic has a funny enough]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
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