冷笑话精选：
超爱妈妈@気化熱 my mom节日快乐！您陪我长大 我陪您到老[爱你]@不爱穿bra星人yes。❤️
[Love mom @ 気 heat of my mom a happy holiday! You accompany me to grow up I accompany you to the old love you [] @ not wear bra star people yes. ❤ ️]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
【#武汉公布新增重症病例详情#：病因应主要来源于既往社区感染】#武汉重症病例小区发现名无症状感染者# 患者高某某，男，岁，住东西湖区长青街三民小区。患者有高血压、脑梗塞和肝囊肿病史，春节后一直未出小区。月日出现发热、发冷等症状，在家吃药天后症状消失，未就医，月日患者出现食欲...全文： m.weibo
[【 announced new details of serious illness case # # wuhan causes should be mainly comes from previous community infection 】 # cases of severe disease district in wuhan found that patients with asymptomatic infections # high so-and-so, male, age, living dongxihu sanmin district evergreen street. Patients with a history of hypertension, cerebral infarction and liver cyst, has not been out of the village after the Spring Festival. Date of symptoms such as fever, chills, take medicine days after symptoms disappear in the home, did not go to a doctor, June patients appetite... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#杜富国抱着妈妈哭了#[泪]】杜富国负伤后，妈妈李合兰一直陪伴左右。看不见妈妈容颜，但他能感觉到妈妈老了很多。这几天，杜富国和弟弟妹妹悄悄策划，给妈妈买礼物。杜富国跟妈妈说：“我代表弟弟妹妹拥抱你一下，我们都爱您！”抱着妈妈，杜富国哭了！网友：杜妈妈，你的孩子都是好样的！...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # Du Fuguo holding the mother cried [tears]] Du Fuguo after injury, mother li straight and seven companions. See mother appearance, but he can feel my mother old a lot. These days, Du Fuguo and brother and sister secretly planning, buy gifts for my mother. Du Fuguo with my mother said on behalf of my brother and sister hug you once, we all love you! Holding the mother, Du Fuguo crying! Net friend du mother, your children are good! ... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
柳州公安：
【又是一年#母亲节快乐#】这是一个真实的故事，这是千千万万个公安民警家庭的剪影……。“家是最小国、国是千万家”，面对日渐变老的父母，家中等待团聚的家人，我们该怎样取舍！其中的滋味只有民警们自己才能深深的体会。今天是母亲节，祝福天下所有平凡伟大的母亲，幸福安康！tAAjEGUa ...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # is a happy mothers day 】 this is a true story, this is the silhouette of thousands of security forces family... . A home is the smallest country is the kingdom, thousands of, in the face of the increasingly aging parents, home for family reunion, how do we choose! With the taste of the civilian police themselves only to deep experience. Today is mothers day, blessing world all ordinary great mother, happy life! TAAjEGUa... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：
【成精了！墨西哥一只#流浪猫带人进店给自己买猫粮#[笑cry]】近日，墨西哥岁的塔妮娅拍摄了一只流浪猫把她带到商店的猫粮区给自己挑选食物的滑稽时刻。视频显示，塔妮娅去商店时，这只猫就蹲在店门口盯着她。当她过马路跟猫打招呼后，这只猫便跟着她进了商店，然后把她带到猫粮区。塔妮娅最后决定收...全文： m.weibo
[【 into fine! # Mexico a stray cats bring people into the store to buy cat food # [laugh cry]] recently, Mexico, tania took a stray cat brought her to the store cat LiangQu funny moments to choose their own food. Video shows, tania when going to the store, the cat was crouched in a store doorway staring at her. When she was crossing the street after greeting the cat, the cat followed her into the shop, and then took her to the cat LiangQu. Tania finally decided to accept... The full text m. eibo]
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柳州公安：
【妈妈们的小棉袄正努力成为大家的防弹衣】身为警察，我们常常忙于工作而无法陪伴日渐老去的母亲。在母亲节，做一份特殊的调查问卷，念及生命之初的养育之恩；和妈妈吃一顿饭，享受这难得的独处时光，对妈妈说一句：“你辛苦了，我爱你！” #母亲节快乐# tAAHNPeX
[The mothers of small cotton-padded jacket is trying to become everybodys body armor] as the police, we often busy with work and unable to accompany the mother of the ageing. On mothers day, make a special questionnaire, announced at the beginning of the life support; And my mother to eat a meal, to enjoy the solitude, saying to his mother you were laborious, I love you! # # tAAHNPeX happy mothers day]
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薛蛮子：
私信我
[Direct messages I]
中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子
薛蛮子：
晚上游泳🏊♀️真好爽
[Its good to swim in the evening 🏊 ♀ ️ shuang]
中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子
冷笑话精选：
#无法想象没有妈妈的生活# 妈妈真的就是我的一切[心]
[# # mother really cant imagine life without mother is everything to me [heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
薛蛮子：
私信我
[Direct messages I]
中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子
新浪新闻客户端：
【#杜富国抱着妈妈哭了# 网友：杜妈妈 您的孩子都是好样的！[泪]】杜富国负伤后，妈妈李合兰一直陪伴左右。看不见妈妈容颜，但他能感觉到妈妈老了很多。这几天，杜富国和弟弟妹妹悄悄策划，给妈妈买礼物。杜富国跟妈妈说：“我代表弟弟妹妹拥抱你一下，我们都爱您！”抱着妈妈，杜富国哭了！网友：杜妈...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # Du Fuguo holding the mother cried netizen du mother your children are good! [tears]] Du Fuguo after injury, mother li straight and seven companions. See mother appearance, but he can feel my mother old a lot. These days, Du Fuguo and brother and sister secretly planning, buy gifts for my mother. Du Fuguo with my mother said on behalf of my brother and sister hug you once, we all love you! Holding the mother, Du Fuguo crying! Net friend Du Ma... The full text m. eibo]
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薛蛮子：
三奇现货最新讯息
万只无需三证厂外,只
交易方式必需准备：
、银行时实资金流水视频,
、打印当月资金银行进出帐单
、并手写承诺书不在国内销售
[Three odd spot the latest message < br > ten thousand only need card factory, only < br > transaction must prepare < br > and when the bank capital flow video, < br >, < br > print money bank in and out of that month bill, and write a letter of commitment is not domestic sales]
中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【母爱满满！#母熊跳湖去救小熊# 周围民众为它欢呼】当地时间月日，美国加利福尼亚州，一只母熊在南太浩湖营救它的幼崽。尽管在视频中只能看到营救一只小熊，但事实是，有三只小熊离母亲太远，被困在南太浩湖码头地区。在解救完第一只小熊后，母熊随即去营救其他的小熊。南太浩湖消防协会发布了这个...全文： m.weibo
[【 love full! # # bear jumped lake to save the bear around people cheered for it 】 June local time, the United States, California, a mother bear in lake tahoe to rescue its cubs. Although can only see in the video to rescue a bear, but the truth is, there are three cubs are too far away from the mother, trapped in lake tahoe wharf area. In the rescue after the first cubs, bear immediately to rescue other bear. Lake tahoe fire protection association released this... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【E周见|理想ONE发生起火恒大造车遇风波】五一过后，车企纷纷公布月销量数据，虽然车市已普遍回暖，但各家成绩仍表现不一，有人欢喜有人愁；此外，疫情得到有效控制后，企业也加快了经营合作步伐；但另一方面，奔驰、理想、恒大等企业也遭遇了一些不开心的事儿……闲言少叙，我们一起来盘...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [see | E week ideal ONE fires Evergrande building cars in storm 】 after the May Day, car companies have been reporting monthly sales figures, although the market has generally warming, but each result still have different performance, some happy some sad. In addition, to effectively control the outbreak, enterprises also accelerated the pace business cooperation; But on the other hand, companies like Benz, ideal, Evergrande encountered some unhappy things... Idle time, we together to offer... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：
【男子#拒付出租车费民警劝司机别收钱#：乘客在检察院工作】月日，吉林市一名乘客给出租车司机指错路后，要求在公交车道下车，司机拒绝后乘客又要求司机违规掉头倒车。被拒绝后，乘客下车换乘另一辆出租车，拒不支付本次车费。随后司机报警，警察赶到现场后把两人分开各自谈话，劝司机别要钱，并称这...全文： m.weibo
[【 # men refuse to pay rent the policeman told the driver not to charge the fare money # passengers in the peoples procuratorate work month, jilin city after a passenger to the taxi driver to the wrong road, off at the bus lanes, the driver refused to passengers asked the driver an illegal turn back again. Was rejected, passengers transfer to another taxi, refused to pay the fare. Driver then report to the police, the police rushed to the scene after the two men divide and conversation, told the driver not to want money, saying it... The full text m. eibo]
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