冷笑话精选：
#橘猫的潜力你无法想象#
这猫主人一看就家财万贯[喵喵] tAAoQv
[# # the potential of orange cat you cant imagine the < br > this cat owners a see rich meow tAAoQv]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#电视剧秋蝉#优酷独家追剧体验！用《盗梦空间》的方式打开《秋蝉》，冲哥@任嘉伦Allen 变身“筑梦师”带你开启传奇！护蝉宝宝们速来看！今天点锁定【优酷】精彩继续！@浙江卫视中国蓝 同步播出。#看谍战属优酷#
tAAoQKgb
[# # drama autumn cicada youku exclusive chase play experience! Opened by the way of inception, the autumn cicada, blunt elder brother @ Ren Jialun Allen turns into a dream take you open the legend! Protect the cicada babies quick to see! Today some lock youku wonderful continue! @ zhejiang TV China blue broadcast simultaneously. # # the spy belong to youku < br > tAAoQKgb]
汽车之家：
#家家试驾评测# 【小野猫更有吸引力 试驾GS Coupe .T】外观内饰等静态体验的介绍，在之前的实拍文章有详细介绍，三言两句概括，外观设计有新意，内饰造型也般配，乘坐空间也可以，静态体验基本上没有明显短板。接下来咱们聊聊动态试驾的表现，这才是最能提现野性的地方。tAAoQKDB
[# # every test evaluation [ono cats. More attractive to test-drive GS Coupe T 】 exterior interiors for introduction of the experience of the static in the previous film are introduced in detail, two sentences summarizing three words, creative design, interior modelling also match, can also be in space, the static experience basically no obvious short board. Next, lets talk about dynamic test performance, it is the most can show wild place. tAAoQKDB]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
微博汽车：
恭喜@这是个黑子呀 名用户获得【GoPro HERO Black】, @氷貓激凌 等名用户获得【LEGO乐高 SPEED赛车系列】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tAAoHdWB
[Congratulations @ this is a sunspot users get the GoPro HERO Black 】, @ 氷 cat ling for user to obtain series 】 【 LEGO LEGO SPEED car. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAAoHdWB]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
当当创始人李国庆：
掌握精准实用的人脉搜索利器，同时不要去追一匹马，要用追马的时间来种草。
[Master the accurate practical network search tool, at the same time, dont go after a horse, to use horses to grass.]
早晚读书创始人、CEO，早晚课堂讲师。
南方都市报：
#全球仍有亿学生停课#【全球仍有亿学生停课，联合国教科文组织：复课对女童至关重要】据联合国教科文组织，各国教育机构逐渐开始复课之际，全球仍有亿学生处于停课状态。在中国和日本，%-%的学校已经复课；丹麦、挪威等北欧国家重新开放了小学。但在月份停课的国中，国尚未宣布复课计...全文： m.weibo
[# # the world still have million students shut the world there are hundred million students classes, the United Nations educational, scientific and cultural organization resumption of school is very important to girls 】 according to the United Nations educational, scientific and cultural organization, national education institutions gradually resumed classes start, the world still have million students in a suspended state. In China and Japan, % - % of the schools have resumed classes; Denmark, Norway and other northern countries to reopen the elementary school. Of the kingdom of month but in closed, has yet to announce to reopen meter... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：
【转存这段珍贵视频！#分钟回顾胖五转运到发射全程#】这段视频记录了长征五号B运载火箭从转运到成功发射的全过程↓↓星辰大海，永不止步，致敬中国航天人！收藏，见证，转发！tAAoSyA
[【 archived the precious video! Five to launch the whole # # minutes back fat 】 this video recorded the long march rocket B left left down the whole process from to the successful launch of the ocean, never stop, pay tribute to Chinas space! Collection, witness, forward! tAAoSyA]
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杨幂：
新风格～新尝试，谢谢ELLE[心]@Nicole在ELLE性感，要有笃定，也要有新奇。所以ELLE邀你遇见不一样的#杨幂短发# [得意]让我更感触的是@杨幂 对性感的另一些诠释：”要有自己喜欢做的事情……要有独当一面的勇气和犯错以后愿意承担的责任感。性感的女生多酷啊！“有力量的女人都会懂#性感幂次法则#
[New style ~ try, thank ELLE [heart] @ Nicole in ELLE and sexy, must be guaranteed, and there should be new. So ELLE invites you to meet different # # Yang mi hair [in] let me more feel is @ Yang mi other interpretations of sexy want to have things that they want to do... After to have acquire the courage and error are willing to bear the responsibility. It is cool to sexy girls! Powerful women will understand, sexy power law # #]
这里有一只狐狸，幸福，感恩，知足，爱~＞＜
汽车之家：
恭喜@不是那种設計師柔實 名用户获得【汽车之家精美礼品】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tAAoYa
[Congratulations @ is not the sort of designer soft real users get exquisite gift 】 【 cars home. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAAoYa]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪汽车：
#献给年轻一代的演讲# 或许，这才是普通人的“后浪” tAAaySFk
[# # to the younger generation of speech, perhaps, this is the ordinary people after the wave tAAaySFk]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#猪肉也开美颜了# 买到家颜色就变黯淡[并不简单]】常去菜市场的消费者可能遇到过这种情况，在超市、菜市场看上去很新鲜的肉，一到家颜色怎么就变黯淡了呢？ 原来，是因为肉摊使用了红色灯光给猪肉打光，在红灯的照射下，猪肉就会显得红润鲜嫩，而把肉拿到普通自然光下看时，肉的颜色会比之前黯淡不少...全文： m.weibo
[【 pork also open # skin care # to buy home color becomes dark [] are not simple 】 go to vegetable market of consumers may be encountered this kind of situation, in supermarkets, markets look very fresh meat, turned dark color how they reached home? Originally, because meat using the red light to pork, under the irradiation of a red light, will appear ruddy fresh pork, and took the meat to ordinary natural light, the color of the meat than before dark a lot... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
南方都市报：
【#邻居讲述死伤命案一家#：平时很和睦 最小的遇害孩子还未满月】月日，南昌死伤命案引发关注。事发小区的邻居讲述称，案发时未听到任何动静，一家人平时生活很和睦，遇害孩子中最大的有十五六岁，最小还未满月。月日，南昌市湾里区发生一起命案，嫌疑人魏某因家庭生活长期压抑、悲观厌世，将...全文： m.weibo
[[# # neighbor tells a casualty of the murder the smallest killed children at ordinary times very harmonious also not full month] month day, nanchang and kills caused concern. Village neighbor said about the incident, the time did not hear any movement, family life at ordinary times is very harmonious, the biggest of the dead child was , least not yet. Month, nanchang kills in the bay area, the suspect dolphins began because of the long-term depression, pessimism, family life will be... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
开心到倾斜的柴[doge] tAAolgR
[Happy to tilt wood doge tAAolgR]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：
Model和AL谁更香？新能源你能接受什么价位？特斯拉降价到底是为了补贴还是销量？机动车和摩托车谁才是老大？老年代步车应该何去何从？长途开车困了你会怎么办？来微观浪事儿，带你看遍微博网友车事儿神评论[来] tAAoldX
[The Model and AL who more? New energy can you accept what price? Tesla the price cut is designed to subsidies or sales? Motor vehicles and motorcycles who is boss? Elderly walking car should go? Long distance driving tired what will you do? To the micro wave, take you look weibo netizen comments [to] tAAoldX god about car]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：
#这就是街舞队长阵容# #这就是街舞官宣#
叮！小酷来布置作业啦！这街队长猜谜题请在线作答[偷笑]
Q：Siri向你发来一条视频，划重点：击剑+rap+鸭子叫技能
A：他是___________。 tAAolBl
[# this is the street dance captain team # # this is hip-hop officer xuan # < br > ding! Small and cool to homework! This street captain quiz questions please answer online < br > Q [laughing] Siri to send you A video, to highlight fencing skills + rap + duck < br > A he is _________. tAAolBl]
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