冷笑话精选：
好可爱啊！@Yakie_我怎么没有一个妹妹啊@黄濑濑濑濑有个妹妹真好[泪]@总开翻车的光辉传Giao士哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[How lovely! @ Yakie_ how I dont have a sister @ yellow wrasse wrasse wrasse wrasse its good to have a younger sister [] tears @ the radiance transfer of total open overturned Giao, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#网剧叹息桥#毒舌钟家俊借菠萝罐头劝李子勇挽回方小薇，话粗理不粗，旁人都能吃出来的狗粮，李子勇就别再嘴硬啦！#优酷港剧场#
tAwQJuT
[Bridge of sighs # # net play poison tongue Zhong Jiajun borrow canned pineapple advised Li Ziyong save Fang Xiaowei, coarse words not coarse, others can eat dog food, Li Ziyong dont mouth shut! # # youku Hong Kong theatre < br > tAwQJuT]
优酷：
优酷出品，华晨美创、亿奇娱乐、银河酷娱联合出品，刘镇明导演的古装甜宠网剧《清落》终于杀青啦！！[羞嗒嗒]
#清落# 结束拍摄，感谢每一位主创人员的辛劳付出和专业精神。夜修独@Mr_刘学义 玉清落@王梓薇 金琉璃@代斯daisy 青宁郡主@罗奕 离子帆@扈帷 夜浩然@李星辰辰 南南@小演员张杍涵 莫弦@傅姝阳...全文： m.weibo
[Youku, brilliance and beauty, entertainment, the Milky Way cool entertainment production, Liu Zhenming director costume sweet pet network drama filming for the qing finally!!!!! [shame clicking] < br > < br > # qing # finished filming, thank every creative staffs efforts and professional spirit. Night repair alone @ Mr_ xue-yi liu yu qing fall @ Wang Ziwei gold coloured glaze @ generation, Daisy, qing ning infanta @ Luo Yi ion sail @ jhao curtain south-south @ night jiao-tung @ Li Xingchen Chen little actor zhang mo string @ Fu Shuyang 杍 culvert... The full text m. eibo]
平安北京：
【开车不专心追尾损失万，儿子悄悄跟民警说：教育一下我妈！[doge]】#平安法治#近日，G沈海高速温州南收费站出口发生一起追尾事故，造成后车严重受损的维修费高达余万，而导致追尾的原因竟是后车司机夏女士途中分神找手机所致。见况，夏女士的儿子要求民警要好好教育他母亲，以此为戒。...全文： m.weibo
[【 dont concentrate on driving collision damage, son silently told police education my mother! [doge]] # peace rule # recently, G Shen Hai high-speed crash wenzhou south station exit, causing the car was badly damaged after maintenance costs as high as more than, and cause the cause of the crash was caused by a car driver ms summer distracted on the way to find the phone. See, Ms. Xia asked police to the son of a good education, his mother to quit. ... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：
切菜小能手[doge]@妙红Sara：这刀哪里有卖[笑cry][笑cry]@沙雕队友bot看到就当学到[二哈]
[Chopping vegetables small masters [doge] @ MiaoHong Sara [laughing cry] is the knife where there is selling [laugh cry] teammates bot @ sand saw when learn ,]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#探世界# 优酷全新漫游类脱口秀节目定档啦！月日起每周三，与你相约一起探索大未来，了解城市人文历史、解读前沿科技发展、见证海外华人力量的崛起，锁定优酷精彩不断。
[# # agent world youku roaming class new talk show on file! Month day Wednesday, to explore together with you in the future, understand the city cultural history, cutting-edge technology development, to witness the rise of the overseas Chinese power lock youku fascinating. ]
南方都市报：
#疫情后开学的孩子们#【秒盘点疫情后开学的孩子们：进了学校忘了教室 进了教室忘了座位[允悲][允悲][允悲]】近日，全国各地的中小学校陆续开学，经历了漫长的寒假，回到学校的孩子们都是什么样的呢？幼儿园的好朋友没有分到一个班，双双抱头痛哭。小学生纷纷忘记了自己的教室在哪里，进了教室又忘了...全文： m.weibo
[# # after the outbreak of school children [seconds count after the outbreak of school children forgot the classroom into the seat into the school [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]] recently, the primary and secondary schools across the country are opening, after a long winter holiday, to go back to school children is what kind of? Kindergartens good friend not assigned to a class, both sorrow. Where pupils have forgotten her classroom, entered the classroom and forget... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
#美食时刻#烤箱版烧烤，家里有什么烤什么，简单又美味[赞][赞] tAwQJKDx
[# # food moments barbecue oven version, what what in the home, simple and delicious [who] [who] tAwQJKDx]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
#美食时刻#麻辣烫起源于四川，东北人却在传播中起了不小的作用，今天东北小姐姐@高娃高娃呀 来教大家做一汤一拌两种口味。麻辣烫用牛油火锅底料配上香醇的牛奶，连汤带菜，统统吃光。麻辣拌的精髓则是清油火锅底料和芝麻酱的碰撞，满嘴喷香，嘎嘎好吃！@美食台foodvideo tAwQJKDZ
[# # food moments malatang originated in sichuan, northeast people played a big role in the spread, the northeast little sister today @ borjigin borjigin ah to teach everyone to do a soup mix two kinds of flavors. Malatang use butter hot pot bed charge with sweet milk, soup with vegetables, eat up all. Spicy mix the essence of the collision is the oil hot pot bed charge and sesame paste, delicious, with a mouthful of gaga delicious! @ food machine foodvideo tAwQJKDZ]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
薛蛮子：
罗素的烦恼：“这个世界最大的麻烦，就在于傻瓜与狂热分子对自我总是如此确定，而智者的内心却总充满了疑惑。”
[Russell the worlds biggest problem, is that fools and fanatics are always so sure of self, and the heart of the wise is always full of doubts. ]
中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子
新浪新闻客户端：
【韩国官员：#没有迹象表明金正恩身体健康出现问题#】针对美国媒体日报道称，朝鲜最高领导人金正恩身体健康出现问题一事，韩国多名政府官员表示，没有迹象表明金正恩身体健康出现问题。还有政府官员称，金正恩近期也露面参加了活动。
此前，曾有韩国网络媒体援引“朝鲜消息人士”的话报道称，金正恩...全文： m.weibo
[[south Korean officials # there is no sign that Kim jong UN health problems # 】 against U.S. media day reported that north Koreas leader, Kim jong UN, health problems, the south Korean government official said, there is no sign that Kim jong UN health problems. And government officials said that Kim jong UN, appearance also recently participated in the activities. < br > < br > earlier, had media quoted unnamed sources north Korea South Korea network reported that Kim jong UN... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪汽车：
#车友投票# 对于二胎家庭，你们觉得到底是买七座SUV还是MVP？各位都来说说呗 tAwQcDJ
[# # juyou vote for two-child family, what do you think of what to buy seven SUV or MVP? It said bai tAwQcDJ you all]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
青年时报：
【#天鹅为护蛋水中怒撵狗子# 径直游来狂扇翅膀[笑cry]】日，河南郑州，市民王先生的狗狗在河边下水捡拾塑料垃圾时，被水中的一只白天鹅发现。天鹅迅速扑腾着翅膀冲过来，将狗狗吓得匆忙游上岸。后经王先生观察，才发现有一只天鹅正在河中心草丛内孵蛋。 @时间视频 tAwYlvS
[【 # swan eggs for protecting water anger out dog son # swam straight to crazy fan wings [laugh cry]], henan zhengzhou, citizens wang dog water collecting plastic rubbish along the river bank, discovered by a white swan in the water. Swan fluttering wings rapidly blunt come over, will the dog dog scared swam ashore in a hurry. After Mr Wang observation, only to find that a swan is grass river center inside the hatch. @ time video tAwYlvS]
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优酷：
#电视剧小女霓裳# 营业不打烊！想知道拍摄片场的一天是什么样的吗？送上#小女霓裳杀青vlog#，现在揭晓[并不简单]小老板备好美酒佳肴，期待来日各位到场一起品鉴。[能量少女耶]
@厉嘉琪 @Biiiii毕雯珺 @孙嘉璐L @Will宋文作 @曾淇_Chichi @酷漾娱乐-何泽远 @邢恩X @李雨轩一一大春 #宠爱剧场# ...全文： m.weibo
[# # show young house open not close! Want to know what kind of shooting day is? Announced on # filming for the little girl dress vlog#, now [] are not simple small boss, prepared food and wine tasting together look forward to some day you showed up. Girl yeah [energy] < br > @ LiJiaQi @ Biiiii BiWenJun @ @ Sun Jialu L Will works for @ Zeng Qi _Chichi @ cool overflow entertainment - He Zeyuan @ # # @ Li Yuxuan XingEn X DaChun love theater... The full text m. eibo]
微博时尚：
时尚弄潮儿的穿搭手册@张沫凡MOMO ，春日温柔风、西装混搭风、俏皮风、色彩系，你pick哪一种风格？[憧憬] tAZXJN
[Fashion gurus wear by manual @ Zhang Mofan MOMO, tender spring wind, suit to mix the wind, nifty wind, color system, a kind of style do you pick? TAZXJN [hope]]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
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