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作为女生，你在哪个瞬间被男生温暖过
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[As a girl, at which moment you been boy warm < br > _________________________________]
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平安北京：
#珍爱地球# 【逶迤秦岭生态好！一起来看#秦岭四宝#[憧憬]】今天是#世界地球日# ，如何爱护环境，与自然和谐相处？我们能做的有很多。爱护动物就是其中一条。秦岭是我国南北气候的分界线，也是植物区系的南北交汇地、动物地理上东洋界和古北界过渡带。据介绍，目前秦岭区域已发现脊椎动物余种，高等...全文： m.weibo
[# # cherish the earth [yoho qinling ecological good! # # qinling treasures together [hope]] # # the world earth day is today, how to care for the environment, and the nature harmonious get along? There are many we can do. Cruelty to animals is one of them. Qinling is the boundary between the north and south climate in our country, as well as flora of the north-south intersection, animal geography Oriental and palaearctic transition zone. According to introducing, at present the qinling region has been found more than kinds of vertebrates, higher... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#夜福利# 款 宝马 M 雷霆版~
[Welfare # # night BMW M version of thunder ~]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
#脑洞os# 来说一句你爱豆口头禅是啥？其他人来猜呀[憧憬]
[# os# imagination for a bean mantra is what you love? Other people to guess [hope]]
新浪新闻客户端：
#枕边时刻#你最喜欢的一位作家是______ #荐书接力赛#
[# # pillow moments you favorite a writer is... # # commend book relays]
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南方都市报：
#印度总统府约人居家隔离#【#印度总统府人确诊#感染新冠肺炎，个家庭被隔离】据外媒报道，当地时间月日，印度德里卫生部长证实，总统府内一人新冠病毒检测呈阳性，个家庭需要进行居家隔离。确诊患者为总统府内一名清洁工的亲家母，她感染新冠肺炎后死亡，所有家庭成员都出席葬礼，结束后...全文： m.weibo
[# # # the presidential palace in India about people home quarantine [Indias presidential palace people confirmed # new crown pneumonia infection, family isolated 】 according to foreign media reports, local time, February nd, Delhi, Indias health minister confirmed that the presidential palace in a new testing positive for the virus, a family need to be home quarantine. Diagnosed with your mother for a cleaner in the presidential palace, she died after new crown pneumonia infection, all family members to attend the funeral, after the end of... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#云南屏边县遭巨型冰雹突袭# 车窗玻璃完全碎裂】月日，云南省红河州屏边县新现镇、玉屏镇、白河镇出现冰雹、雷雨大风天气。此次冰雹云强度大，冰雹最大直径厘米左右，灾害造成农作物、畜禽、房屋、车辆等不同程度受损。tAwmyJo
[【 # screen edge county of yunnan were huge hailstones raid completely broken window glass # 】 month day, yunnan honghe screen edge new county town, the town of jade screen now, baihe town hail and thunderstorm winds of weather. The hail cloud strength, hail centimeters in diameter, biggest disaster losses to crops, livestock and poultry, houses, cars and so on different degree of damage. tAwmyJo]
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南方都市报：
【“神兽”归笼！#返校小学生灵魂反问#为何呢何苦呢】近日，湖南常德一位四年级小学生面对采访金句频出，被问想开学吗，难言激动心情称：“想啊！终于可以出门了！”面对灵魂拷问“爸妈要你写作业你反抗过吗？” 萌娃当场反问二连：“为何呢？何苦呢？”常德日报tAwRLXGv
[【 god beast cage! Ask why # # school pupils soul blend 】 recently, hunan changde a grade four schoolchildrens reporters in the gold words, was asked to start, hardly excited mood, said want to! Finally can go out! Face the soul-crushing parents want you to write my homework you ever rebel? Of Eva has on the spot, ask why? Why bother? Changde daily tAwRLXGv]
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顶尖设计：
堪比镜头的插画美学 | 池上幸輝
[Compares the illustrations of lens pool of aesthetic | luckily]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
南方都市报：
【罕见！#威尼斯运河中出现水母#】由于受新型冠状病毒疫情影响，如今威尼斯著名的运河一改往日繁忙的景象，水面上显得空空荡荡。近日，人们在意大利威尼斯的运河中发现了一只水母，由于船只流量的减少，水变得更加透明，即使在市中心也更容易看到海洋生物。@环球时报-英文版 tAwbWCL
[【 rare! # # jellyfish in Venice canal 】 due to the effect of outbreak of a new type of coronavirus, now famous Venetian canal should allow the busy scene, the surface appears empty. Recently, people found in a canal in Venice, Italy, a jellyfish, due to the shrinking of vessel traffic, water become more transparent, even if in the heart of the city were also more likely to see the sea creatures. @ global times - English version tAwbWCL]
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新浪汽车：
#新车情报局# 全新宝马系路试谍照曝光，其搭载了M运动套件，“大鼻孔”式中网内疑似采用了主动进气格栅，保险杠两侧增加了细长的导流槽开口。动力则与全新系一致，提供.T四缸发动机和.T直列六缸发动机，分别可输出马力、牛·米和马力、牛·米，此外还有望提供插混车型。
[# # new cia new BMW is a road test photos exposure, its carrying the M sports package, big nose suspected adopted is active inside China open intake grille, bumper increases the elongated grooves on both sides. The motivation was provided, consistent with a full new. Four cylinder engine and T. T inline six-cylinder engine, can output horsepower respectively, cattle, rice and horsepower, cattle, meters, moreover also is expected to offer mixed models. ]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：
#看猎狐好气#建秋妹子 @-傅晶- 别吃了给酷清醒一点！看看你哥@胡军 现在多焦虑啊！[允悲][允悲][允悲]今天点锁定【优酷】看看我们夹缝中求生存的杨队吧！#上优酷看猎狐#
[# see fox-hunting aerobic autumn sister @ # built - Fu Jing - dont eat to cool your senses! Look at your brother @ hu jun how anxious now! [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] today some lock youku to see us to survive in the cracks of the young team! Youku to see fox-hunting # #]
新浪新闻客户端：
【女子私处整形后状态难以启齿：像个男人一样】杭州女子王小姐听信所谓医美整形中介之言，到上海一家名叫慕颜门诊部的诊所，贷款进行了乳房、私处等隐私部位整容。结果却让她崩溃，整形后出现了令人难以启齿的状况↓↓更离奇的是贷款上的名目也与所做手术不同。到底整成了什么样子？详情↓...全文： m.weibo
[After the woman vagina plastic state difficult like a man 】 hangzhou womens miss wang listen to so-called medical beauty plastic mediation, to Shanghai, a MuYan outpatient clinic, loans to the facial plastic surgery breast, vagina and other private parts. Only to let her collapse, plastic unspeakable appeared after the condition of the left left more bizarre items on loan is also different from do surgery. What is the whole became like? Details left... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
【#重庆家人度假式滞留塞舌尔#：个月每天享受沙滩大海[并不简单]】在北京生活和工作的重庆人杨洲虎，月下旬带着妈妈、姐姐、外甥来到塞舌尔度假，受疫情影响滞留在岛上个月左右。他们以.万租下一套别墅，一家人做饭、沙滩上晒太阳，小朋友游泳，妈妈追剧，过上了度假生活。@一手Video ...全文： m.weibo
[[# # chongqing family resort stranded the seychelles months every day enjoy the sea beach [is not simple]] living and working in Beijing for chongqing people Yang Zhou tiger, late with mother, sister, nephew to the seychelles, affected by the epidemic around stranded on the island last month. They to. Rented a villa, family cooking, the sunshine on the beach, children swimming, mother back to play and a life on vacation. @ in Video... The full text m. eibo]
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柳州公安：
柳州，晚安[月亮]
[A good evening, liuzhou [moon]]
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