2020年4月27日星期一

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冷笑话精选:
    #会玩骰子的人都是魔术师# 看到最后我一脸问号??这怕是会魔法吧???给小哥跪了[跪了][跪了] tAAIvQw ​
[# # play dice are the magician to see the last I a face of the question mark?? It will even magic??????? To the little elder brother knelt] [kneeling] [kneeling tAAIvQw]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活# 一段视频告诉你:上车前为什么要绕车检查一圈?[吃惊]tAAhveoY ​
[Travel life # # a video to tell you get in the car before why do you want to check a circle around the car? [surprised] tAAhveoY]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

柳州公安:
    祝贺[中国赞]
[Congratulations to praise [China]]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    我一个天天刮胡子的人,现在竟然有些跃跃欲试了?#海鸥牛奶胡#
[I a man to shave everyday, unexpectedly some go for now? Hu # # seagull milk]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#隔离期买彩票中亿不知怎么花#】据《每日邮报》月日报道,英国一名岁男子瑞安·霍伊尔因为疫情期间无事可做,所以就在网上购买了彩票,结果中了万英镑(约合人民币亿元)大奖。在收到中奖信息后,清晨点瑞安就开车到了父母家中。但是由于现在新冠肺炎疫情,他遵循政府的指示并未进到家中...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # isolation period bought lottery million somehow # 】 according to the daily mail on days of reports, a British old man Ryan hoyle, because during the outbreak had nothing to do, so he bought a lottery ticket on the net, the results of the thousands of pounds a year (RMB one hundred million). After I receive my winning information, in the early morning point Ryan drove to his parents home. But now because of the new champions league pneumonia outbreak, he did not follow the government instructions into the home... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #杨建群建群#什么?杨建群建群了?还是钉钉斗图群?我们杨队@胡军 果然建群了!钉钉追星!语音聊天在线翻牌,更有超多红包、福利掉落,精彩不容错过哦!一般人酷可不告诉…🌟空降预告:月日点分,杨建群钉钉群,扫下方【二维码】来和杨队聊天吧~优酷独家福利!速速上车前排为我们胡军老...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # Yang Jianqun building group of what? Yang Jianqun building group? Or figure group of nailing fight? Our young team @ building group of wu jun! Nailing make track for a star! Voice chat online brand, more than many red envelopes, welfare, wonderful not to be missed! The average person cool dont tell... 🌟 airborne warning June points points, Yang Jianqun nailing group, sweep qr code below to chat with young team ~ youku exclusive benefits! Quickly get on the car in front of the wu jun old for us... The full text m. eibo]

南方都市报:
    #意大利全国月日起逐步重启#【意大利月日起逐步复工,外国游客今年或不能入境旅游】当地时间月日,意大利总理孔特表示,将从月日开始逐步复工。制造业、建筑业和批发业将从月日起恢复工作;日起,零售业、博物馆、画廊和图书馆将恢复运营;月日起,酒吧、餐厅、理发店和美容院将重新营...全文: m.weibo ​
[Month date gradually resume # # Italy [Italian month date to return to work step by step, foreign visitors this year or not inbound tourism, local time, Italys prime minister, hole, will start from the date of return to work step by step. Manufacturing, construction and wholesaling will recover from month day; , retail, museums, galleries and the library will resume operations; Month, bars, restaurants, barber shops and beauty salons will camp again... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    哇!这里简直就是艺术的天堂!各种世界级艺术画作都在这里👇绘制于几百年前的画作,如今风采依旧,震撼心灵。走进马德里普拉多博物馆,看戈雅、委拉斯开兹、耶罗尼米斯·博斯等世界知名画家的传世大作 ,品味一场畅快淋漓的视觉盛宴!来#幸好还有博物馆#带你足不出户,看遍世界各地的艺术名作。
...全文: m.weibo ​

[A wow! Here is the heaven of art! All sorts of world-class art paintings are here 👇 drawn in hundreds of years ago, now still, searing. Into the prado museum in Madrid, see goya, diego velazquez, fernando hierro nimmi, Bosch and other world famous painters masterpiece handed down from ancient times, taste a dripping fun visual feast! To # # fortunately, museum with you never leave home, see all art masterpieces all over the world. < br >... The full text m. eibo]

青年时报:
    【#岁无业男用妻子钱打赏主播百万#[吃惊]】岁的张先生痴迷网络直播年,打赏主播多万,而他本人不上班,钱都是妻子赚的,还有一些是借的。他希望平台退钱,协商无果后报警。他说没钱了,也借不到还有两个孩子要养。但再被问到有钱了还会不会打赏时,张先生称不好说[黑线]…(黄金眼)...全文: m.weibo ​
[Unemployed male # years old wife money to admire the host millions of # [surprised]] - year - old Mr Zhang obsession with live online, playing more than reward anchors, and he himself does not go to work, wife earn the money, and some are borrowed. He wants a refund platform, alarm after negotiations failed. He said no money, also cant borrow and two children to raise. But again asked about money will play reward, Mr Zhang said to say [black line]... (golden eyes)... The full text m. eibo]

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元气满满新沐瞳:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

优酷:
    今夜都是建群人→tAAUvC
[Tonight is to tAAUvC building group]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#李国庆发文#否认抢公章:当当要用印章尽管联系】刚刚@当当创始人李国庆 发文回应抢公章事件:我持股东会决议和董事会决议,接管公章,财务章,并给原保管者写了收条。前后分钟,没有任何撕扯,何来抢?还晒出两盒公章并表示,当当工作需要使用印章尽管联系↓↓当当网控制权到底归谁?详解↓↓...全文: m.weibo ​
[[# # denied the Mr Li articles seized seal dangdang to seal despite contact with 】 just @ dangdang founder Mr Li issued a response to rob seal events I hold and the board of directors, the shareholders committee resolution to take over the official seal, financial seal, and wrote a receipt to the original custodians. Minutes before and after, no tear, no rob? Still bask in the two boxes of seal and said, dangdang work need to use the seal despite contact left left who owned by dangdang network control? Explanation left left... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪汽车:
    #车圈话题# 全程高能[酷]无证驾驶+酒驾?工作人员:等一下,咱们捋一捋。。。tAwknMU ​
[# #.so topic all the high-energy [cool] + drunk driving without a license? Clerk wait a minute, lets le le... tAwknMU]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#女子摘口罩地铁光脚吃面# 网友:隔着屏幕都能闻见味儿】月日,网友爆料武汉地铁号线车厢内一名未戴口罩的女子不但将腿放在座位上,而且还脱了鞋和袜子。更让人生气的是竟然在车厢内吃起面来。沸点视频提醒:出门务必戴口罩,公共场合请遵守相关规定。tAAqWmz ​
[【 # eating spaghetti barefoot woman pick masks subway # netizen across the screen can smell flavor 】 month day, netizen has wuhan metro line car a woman was not wearing a mask not only put the legs on the seat, but also took off his shoes and socks. Even more angry is actually in the car to eat noodles. Boiling point video remind be sure to wear a face mask and public places, please comply with the relevant provisions. tAAqWmz]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

青年时报:
    【新疆昭苏玉湖出现罕见“蓝冰”[围观]】玉湖是新疆昭苏县山区的一个高山湖泊,海拔米。这几天,随着气温升高,湖面冰封融化,由于气温升高缓慢,冰面融化速度均匀,再加上湖水清澈,水色深蓝,整个湖面呈现出了罕见的蓝冰,非常美丽。(小央视频)tAAhkfl ​
[The xinjiang zhao Su Yuhu rare blue ice [watch]] jade lake is zhao su county in the mountains of a mountain lake in xinjiang, meters above sea level. These days, as temperatures rise, the lake ice to melt, due to the temperature rise is slow, ice melting speed even, plus the water clear, color dark blue, the lake presented the rare blue ice, is very beautiful. TAAhkfl (small central video)]

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