冷笑话精选：
#小朋友模仿老师有多绝# 哈哈哈哈哈这个小朋友也太绝了吧！！请把所有影帝奖全部给他，他太值得了！[笑cry][笑cry] tAAbJwE
[# # children imitate the teacher how unique ha ha ha ha ha this kid is too perfect!!!!! Please give him all the best actor award, he is worth! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] tAAbJwE]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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南方都市报：
【#疫情下的东莞毛纺零工#：午饭个馒头元钱，钱难赚】东莞的毛纺基地大朗镇，疫情后部分外贸企业纷纷停工，一些不愿回家的工人勉强在零工市场找活。工头一到，四五十岁的女工们一拥而上，两三人被带走，剩下的人继续等待。中午的时候，就在小店买个馒头，一顿午饭就元。@七环视频 ...全文： m.weibo
[[# # under the outbreak of dongguan wool odd jobs lunch a steamed bun yuan, hard to earn money] wool base DaLang town of dongguan, after the outbreak of some foreign trade companies to cease, and some dont want to go home workers barely get live in odd jobs market. The foreman to set their s and s of the women, two or three people were taken away, the rest of the people to wait. At noon, in the shop to buy a steamed bread, lunch is yuan. @ seven ring video... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#论坛精选日报#【因优惠结缘 捷豹E-PACE提车分享】本来是没有购车计划的。然而计划赶不上变化，一场突发疫情打乱的我的计划，复工后，地铁公交不敢坐，于是购车计划便提上日程。左挑右选后入手捷豹E-PACE，可能有人会说捷豹的保值率太低，这确实是一个问题，但换个方向去看，优惠这么大，它等于是几年...全文： m.weibo
[# # BBS of hits daily [for preferential affinity jaguar E - PACE car share 】 was no purchases. Plan couldnt catch up with change, however, a sudden outbreak of upset my plan, to return to work after the subway transit did not dare to sit, then purchases on the agenda. Left to pick the right exit of jaguar E - PACE, one could argue the jaguar resale value is too low, it is a problem, but a change of direction to see, preferential so big, it amounts to a few years... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪汽车：
【#女子哭诉遭已婚男同事骚扰殴打#，该男同事回应称“不知道” [并不简单]】月日，在西安一S店工作的女子称，今年入职以来，经常受到一已婚男同事言语骚扰，还被抓住双手做亲吻动作。她向领导反映后，遭到该男子推搡殴打，到医院检查为腹痛、下腹部不适。男同事回应称，不知此事。在工作中遭遇职场...全文： m.weibo
[[# # woman cry was married male colleague harassment beating, the male colleague said dont know isnt a simple []] month day, a young woman S shop in xi an, said entry since this year, is often a married male colleague verbal harassment, also caught his hands do kiss. After she reflects to the leader, was the man pushing beaten, come to the hospital for abdominal pain, lower abdominal discomfort. Male colleagues responded, I do not know this matter. At work, a work... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：
【老师大喇叭喊话学生保持一米距：把手撒开[笑cry]】近日，辽宁铁岭，一高中的高三年级学生返校开学。为防控疫情，学校老师课间在操场上巡视，提示同学们尽量保持一米的距离。老师发现有学生挎着胳膊结对行走，便用大喇叭喊话，让学生们松开手，彼此间保持间距。tAAMrDx
[【 teacher loudspeakers propaganda to keep one meter distance students hand coming [laugh cry]] recently, tieling, liaoning province in high school grade three students back to school. For the prevention and control the outbreak, school teacher recess touring in the playground, prompt the students try to keep a distance of one meter. The teacher found that students ku pair walking arm in arm, with big trumpet call, and let the students open hand, keep the spacing between each other. tAAMrDx]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【东莞一妈妈#扶邻居孩子自己女儿遭碾压身亡#[伤心]】月日，广东东莞麻涌一名岁女童被轿车碾压。事发前两名小孩跑到马路上摔倒。肇事司机韦某看到有一名妇女来管就打算开车走，车启动后才发现另一名女童被轿车碾压。路中摔倒的两名小孩是邻居委托该妇女临时照看，而被碾压女童是该妇女的女儿，当时...全文： m.weibo
[The dongguan a mother # help neighbors children killed her daughter was rolling # [sad]] month day, guangdong dongguan ma chung a years old girl crushed by car. The top two children ran to fall on the road. The driver wei saw a woman tube is going to drive away, car starts to find another girl crushed by car. Road in the fall of the two children are neighbors commissioned a temporary take care of the woman, and crushed girl is the daughter of the woman, then... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：
#纪录片十三行#玩真的[酷]海上体验天后，@赵予熙IrisZ @廖锡荣 经历了一场台风，仅剩的两个鸡蛋和麦片也全被这场台风“清零”，最惨体验者认证[允悲] #微博纪录片联盟#
tAALDtA
[Line # # documentary play really experience [cool] sea days, @ Zhao Yu city IrisZ @ Liao Xirong suffered a typhoon, with only two eggs and cereal, all by the typhoon reset, the worst performer authentication [allow sad] # # weibo documentary alliance < br > tAALDtA]
小野妹子学吐槽：
据日媒，古川雄辉与龙星凉将共同主演BL漫改治愈系纯爱电影《回家之后重新开始》，古川饰演疲于都市生活、受挫失落的傲娇男子孤塚光臣，龙星凉饰演乡下土生土长、呆萌的治愈男子熊井大和。光臣对大和的第一印象是“自来熟的讨厌家伙”，但在田园生活中，逐渐感受到对方的独特魅力，日渐倾心。影片计划于...全文： m.weibo
[According to Japanese media, the expedition male with the lone star cool will diffuse BL change cure is a pure love movies start again after go home, the expedition as to city life, setback lost tsundere man solitary mound light, lone star cool as native to the country, lovely and cure man bears well. I first impression of daiwa light is self-invited cooked hate guy, but in the rural life, feel the unique charm of other gradually, gradually fall in love. The film is scheduled to... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
直播不断，等你来看，之家编辑陪您侃车~ 直播地址：tAPhOV @车圈女神楚美丽 @郭泽松ZS @许博_南城大博
[Home of live, waiting for you to see, edit accompany you kan car ~ live address tAPhOV @.so chu beautiful goddess @ Guo Zesong ZS @ Xu Bo _ south big bo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#日媒刊登哆啦A梦鼓励抗疫信#：没问题，未来很有活力[哆啦A梦微笑]】#哆啦A梦写信鼓励抗疫#月日《朝日新闻》晨报刊登了一封来自哆啦A梦的信，信中写道，“因为你待在家，好好洗手，因为你内心温柔，因为你没有放弃未来，没问题未来很有活力。”据报道，这封信将被翻译成七种语言通过哆啦A梦的社交...全文： m.weibo
[Media published duo la A dream encouraged [# anti epidemic # no problem, the future is very vibrant [doraemon smile]] # # duo la A dream to write encourage resistance to disease, the asahi morning post published A letter from the doraemon, wrote, because you stay at home, wash your hands well, because your heart gentle, because you dont have to give up the future, no problem, very energetic in the future. It is reported that this letter will be translated into seven languages through doraemon social... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
青年时报：
#武汉成为疫情后网民最想去旅游的城市#年的“五一”假期即将到来，这是近十二年来第一个放天假的五一节，也因为在疫情期间，大家对它保持警惕但又充满期待。疫情尚未结束，如何才能安心出行？怎样做好个人防护？这份#五一出行健康包#整理攻略↓↓转发收藏，助你平安出游，不负五月天！...全文： m.weibo
[# wuhan become epidemic # users want to travel most of the city after years of May Day holiday is coming, this is the first in the past years to days off in the May Day, but also because of the outbreak period, everybody to be vigilant against it, but full of expectation. Epidemic is not over, how can set his mind at to travel? How do personal protection? The # # travel health package sorting strategy left left forward collection, help you travel safely, and shall not be mayday! ... The full text m. eibo]
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柳州公安：
#五一##最美工作照# 逆行坚守看柳州公安！看柳州公安各警种最美工作照。@八桂警方在线 @柳州交警 @平安柳南
[# # # # best work as retrograde to see liuzhou police! Look at liuzhou each launching best public security work. @ BaGui online @ liuzhou police traffic police @ LiuNa safe and sound]
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新浪汽车：
【#老师拿大喇叭喊话学生保持距离#：把手撒开[笑cry]】近日，辽宁铁岭，一高中的高三年级学生返校开学。为防控疫情，学校老师课间在操场上巡视，提示同学们尽量保持一米的距离。老师发现有学生挎着胳膊结对行走，便用大喇叭喊话，让学生们松开手，彼此间保持间距。网友：太硬核了！...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # teacher Canadian speakers from a student from a distance hand coming [laugh cry]] recently, tieling, liaoning province in the high school grade three students back to school. For the prevention and control the outbreak, school teacher recess touring in the playground, prompt the students try to keep a distance of one meter. The teacher found that students ku pair walking arm in arm, with big trumpet call, and let the students open hand, keep the spacing between each other. Net friend too hardcore! ... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
柳州公安：
#平安# 【路怒司机高速逼停殴打他人被行拘：他变道影响我心情[摊手]】月日，徐先生在高速上被后方一辆加速变道的凯迪拉克逼停。车主下车后不仅辱骂殴打徐先生，还用脚踹了几下车门，随后开车扬长而去。徐先生随后报警，民警抓获涉事车主钮某。钮某交代，他认为徐先生的一次变道，影响到了他的驾...全文： m.weibo
[# # peace [road rage driver high-speed line was forced to stop beating others arrested he change affect my mood [stand hand]] month, Mr Xu is on the high speed rear a faster way of Cadillac forced to stop. Owners out of the car after abuse beating Mr Xu not only, still with the feet chuai a few door, then drive away. Mr Xu then call the police, civilian police arrested involved owner button a. Button a replacement, a lane change, he thought Mr Xu affected his driving... The full text m. eibo]
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