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[ok]@AmuroAoko学到了学到了[笑而不语]@大神说学了@阿宋梦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这样我就明白了@蜻蜓队长关键词：香水@迷路的魂灵涨知识@当时我就震惊了马住涨知识[赞][赞]@叫我若冉RAN妈呀是一条带香气的微博！@我的前任是极品香，真香
[[ok] @ AmuroAoko learned learned [smiling without a word] @ great god said learned @ Song Meng ha ha ha ha ha ha ha so I will understand @ dragonfly captain keywords @ perfume of a lost soul up knowledge @ I was shocked the horses live up knowledge [who] [who] @ call if I RAN RAN mama ah is a stripe aroma weibo! @ my predecessors gourmet incense, incense]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：
@laojiangxf你凭啥不同意？那些年没玩好？我比你玩股票还早，我觉得T+挺好，你说的庄股盛行，控盘非常容易，是因为那时候股市还有个股体量都小，T+本身就包括T+直至T+N,不过话说回来，只要你自己理性一点，不去赌博，谁都坑不了你，自己愿意去赌博，那就愿赌服输@-魏利-坚决不同意，我是年
[@ laojiangxf with what dont you agree? In those years didnt play well? I earlier than you play stock also, I think T + well, you said in the village, accuses dish is very easy, because at that time the stock market and stock volume is small, T + itself including until T + T + N, but then again, as long as you are yourself more rational, dont gamble, who cant pit you, they want to go to gambling, the original @ - wei - resolute dont agree with, Im thinking]
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但斌：
@-魏利-坚决不同意，我是年的老股民，我就是从t加过来的，t加的时候非常混乱，庄股盛行，控盘非常容易，散户交易更加频繁，市场沦为投资者的屠宰场。
[@ - wei - resolute dont agree with, I in old people, I am from t, t and chaotic, village, accuses dish is very easy, retail trade more frequently, the market investors became the slaughterhouse.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
现在不是一样！保护是保护不出成熟投资者的，投机的不可能教育过来，只能自己承担后果，真正放开，时间长了，留下的反而更趋向老老实实的投资。@南阳斗战胜佛若放开那市场真是 鸡飞狗跳 鸡飞蛋打 一地鸡毛！
[Now is not the same! Couldnt protection is to protect the mature investor, speculative impossible education, only yourself take the consequences, really let go of, time grew, instead more toward honestly investment. @ nanyang fights against the Buddha if he let go of the markets chicken fly a dog to jump a dead loss to chicken feathers!]
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[【 good warm! [heart] # # salute the boy looked after firefighters firefighters grave reply 】 late February nd, gian xingan trade center, a teenager in after witnessing a fireman saves the houses with fire, salute the firemen standing on the side of the road, only to lay down their hands until the fire brigade to leave. Firefighters compiled in the car because of fighting after a messy battle dress, thank you reply! tAZsTfo]
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但斌：
回复@时间o风雨[赞][拳头]@时间o风雨必须………t+ 取消涨跌幅 合理熔断机制！ 成人的市场需要成人的规则
[Reply @ time o rain [who] [fist] o @ time rain must...... Price reasonable circuit breakers in t + cancelled! Adult market need to adult rules]
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但斌：
回复@YM一铭都在“地下室”里了，有风险，也该在点以上啊[允悲][笑cry]@YM一铭不赞成但总观点，这个时候T+，可以做空，纯粹引发金融系统性风险@但斌[拳头]@小鱼的投资世界但总解读到位，好的市场需要好的制度。
[Reply @ YM inscription in the basement, there are risks, also the above points [allow sad] [laugh cry] @ YM another disapprove but all views, T +, this time can be shorted, the pure financial systemic risk @ but bin] [fist @ the investment world of small fish but always interpreted in place, a good market needs a good system.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
今晚龙头教育企业成交量估计要创出历史天量了。公司自曝有问题的是一款较新的产品，占总体营收的%-%，若虚增%，约万左右，对整体亿收入影响有限。而且这个大概率是问题员工的“个人所为”，并非授意的决策。
今日曝出的事情，会让公司的管理更规范，对公司的长远发展也许更有促进！
[Tonight, hitting a record amount of days leading education business volume is expected to be. Company revealed a problem, is a relatively new product - % % of total revenue, if inflated %, about all, limited impact to overall income. And the big probability is personal, is not prompt decisions. < br > today revealed the things, can let a companys management more standardized, long-term development of the company may have more to promote! ]
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夜間通行·：
运动day 🔚 GN
打球分钟 吃饭小时 😭
[Play sports day 🔚 designed.the GN < br > minutes 😭 dinner hour]
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南方都市报：
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[# # Canadas deputy foreign minister diagnosed with the virus new champions league [marta Canadas foreign ministrys deputy foreign minister, confirmed the new crown pneumonia, mild, is in isolation 】 month, according to Canadian foreign minister ShangPengFei confirmed, vice minister of mata Morgan new crown virus infection. Canadas foreign ministry, said marta only mild symptoms, mental state is good, is in self isolation. After # # Canadas prime minister, his wife had confirmed the new crown pneumonia, has now recovered. Canadas foreign ministry... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
[拳头]@小鱼的投资世界但总解读到位，好的市场需要好的制度。
[[fist] @ the investment world of small fish but always interpreted in place, a good market needs a good system.]
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南方都市报：
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[【 # # wuhan unsealed first-day return to south China seafood market shops out of business enclosed, the stores millions 】, zero, wuhan from han from hubei channel full control. On that day, the reporter once again to visit south China seafood market, originally located in xinhua brand market has been pulled down. Shop is still in the enclosed status in the market, the market shopkeepers about Mr Tells a reporter, with wuhan unlock, but outbreak control not to relax, and community... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
“发挥好资本市场枢纽作用提升市场活跃度”。从过往资本市场的政策解读看，这是要起至少“一波”行情的意思。A股市场应该取消涨跌停板（与此同时可以实施稍宽幅的熔断机制），实行T+，这是活跃市场的最关键制度安排，全世界主要市场都实行的是T+，A股也应该与国际惯例接轨。
[Hub capital markets play a good role promote market activity. From past the interpretation of the policy of the capital market, this is at least wave mean in the market. A-share market should cancel we want (at the same time can implement A bit wide circuit breakers), execute T +, this is the most active market key institutional arrangements, the major markets around the world is A T +, A shares should be in line with international practices. ]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白#【睡好觉到底有多重要？】缺乏睡眠的人，大脑就像一块儿湿海绵，失去了吸收知识的能力。只有在深度睡眠时，大脑才会将短期记忆转存到长期记忆区中，以备后用。睡得越少，患癌症等各种疾病的概率就越高，所以睡眠不该是个奢侈的选项，而应是一种基本的生理需求。tAwvseiW
[# # the night big understand how important is it to a good nights sleep? Lack of sleep, the brain is like a wet sponge together, lost the ability to absorb knowledge. Only in deep sleep, the brain will short-term memory to long-term memory area, for later use. Sleep less, the higher the probability of a variety of diseases such as cancer, so sleep shouldnt be a luxury option, and should be a kind of basic physiological needs. tAwvseiW]
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