优酷：
#优酷蒙面唱将# #蒙面唱将猜猜猜#天啦噜！“我的饼干分你一块”深情唱得这首《原来爱情这么伤》也太好听了吧！酷酷耳朵怀孕了额……
tAiBctrv
[# youku masked sing will # # masked will guess # day lulu!! My biscuits points you a piece of soulful singing the song the love so hurt is too good to listen! Cool the ear is pregnant the forehead... < br > tAiBctrv]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#小白狮初见香猪吓得爬围栏#：吓死宝宝了[允悲]】月日，一段小猪把小狮子吓得爬围栏的视频在网上走红。记者了解到，该视频是江苏@南通森林野生动物园 工作人员在园内拍摄的。工作人员介绍，小白狮没接触过其他动物种类，放小香猪进去是为了让其结交新朋友。tAiBtQfT
[【 # white lions first pig frighten climb fences # scared the shit out of baby [allow sad]] month day, a pig scared little lion have to climb the fence video on the Internet. The reporter understands, this video is @ in jiangsu nantong forest wild zoo workers shot in the park. Staff, small white lion didnt contact with other animal species, little pig is in order for it to make new friends. tAiBtQfT]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小米手机：
#小米CC Pro#配置mAh超大电池，W疾速闪充，
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距月日小米新品发布会，还有天
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[Large CC # millet Pro# configuration mAh battery, the rapid flash filled W, < br > big life safeguard power anxiety end you! < br > < br > from the date of millet product launches, and day < br > # # millet mobile phone million pixels]
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ZAKER：
【#外籍男子公交车骚扰女孩# 民警霸气警告：别再挑衅中国法律】近日，网友爆料在北京路公交车上，一名女孩遭到了两名外籍男子的骚扰。车上的一位便衣民警向外籍男子出示证件，并多次警示不要挑衅中国的法律。tAiBXHl
[【 foreign man bus harassment girl # # police domineering warning dont provoke Chinese law] recently, the netizen has in Beijing on the bus, a girl was harassed by two foreign men. Car a plainclothes police show the certificate to foreign men, and repeatedly warned not to provoke the Chinese law. tAiBXHl]
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汽车之家：
#夜福利#速度与激情的化身，法拉利F Tributo。
[# # night benefits of speed and passion, ferrari Tributo F. ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
#电视剧号手就位# 发布会高清图来了~长剑在握，全员就位！
[# # series bugler in place conference Gao Qingtu come ~ long sword in hand, fully in place!]
东方航空：
#晚安[超话]# 晚安喽～明天见[哈欠]
[# good night [ultra words] # good night then ~ see you tomorrow (yawn)]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
优酷：
#脑洞os# 作为女生，你是如何做到凭本事单身的_____来一起说说自己为何是一只单身狗 #猫晚#
[# os# imagination as a girl, how did you do that the connection with single _____ to tell me about yourself why is a single dog # # cat night]
小野妹子学吐槽：
#天猫理想之城#哈尔滨站来啦！#天猫双#在防洪纪念塔广场带来“稻香之城”的@天猫 [喵喵]双狂欢盛宴！你以为只有简单的大米？NO NO NO！盛大的Party一定要去现场体验新潮又好玩的地道美食，#家乡的味道#不容错过哦！@天猫美食 大米也有自己的想法~[偷乐]#实现吃货自由#
[# # Tmall ideal city of Harbin station come! # # Tmall double in the flood prevention cenotaph in bring the city of rice fragrance @ Tmall [meow] both party! You think only simple rice? NO NO NO! A grand Party must go fashion scene experience and fun delicious cuisines, # # hometown flavor not to be missed! @ Tmall gourmet rice also have their own ideas ~ [steal joy] free version # # implementation]
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微博搞笑排行榜：
你见过最渣的人，有什么毁三观的骚操作
_______________________________
[What have you seen the slag destroyed through SAO operation < br > _______________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新浪新闻客户端：
#枕边时刻#年就只剩个月了！你年初立下的flag都实现了吗？
[# pillow # years have only months to the time! You set the flag at the beginning of implementation? ]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
天猫：
#天猫双#想买的东西太多，哪种打开方式才能 #越买越省钱# ？当然是各种优惠信息都要pick！月日，天猫国际大额折券，食品抢-店铺券，国际大牌笔记本低至元等福利满满，购物车已经蠢蠢欲动，各位准备好了吗？tEzeTuiw
[Double # # Tmall want to buy things too much, which opened the way to # # more to buy more money? All sorts of preferential information are to pick, of course! Month, Tmall international large discount coupons, food rob - store coupons, international brand notebook benefits such as low as yuan, full shopping cart waiting for, you ready? tEzeTuiw]
(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ..*☆理想生活，上天猫！─=≡Σ(((つ•̀ω•́)つ超皮官V，撩本喵！
优酷：
#优酷蒙面唱将# #蒙面唱将猜猜猜#“我来地球打酱油”和“我的饼干分你一块”合唱的《达拉崩吧》也太魔性 了哈哈哈！[哈哈]
tAiBcGwt
[# youku masked sing will # # masked will guess # I came to earth to play soy sauce and my biscuits points you a piece of chorus of dara collapse is too devious looking ha ha ha! [ha ha] < br > tAiBcGwt]
ZAKER：
【林书豪+ 北京分胜天津获得开门红】 单节独得分！林书豪CBA常规赛首秀砍下+，帮助北京收获新赛季开门红，方硕与朱彦西合砍分。 tAiBctOjA
[Jeremy + points in Beijing - tianjin get start 】 【 single section scores alone! Book Lin hao CBA season debut cut +, help Beijing gain new start of the season, with Chinese and western Zhu Yan Fang Shuo cut points. tAiBctOjA]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
新浪新闻客户端：
【抓！百名女主播直播淫秽表演 画面不堪入目】日前，有群众向咸阳警方举报说某网络直播平台进行淫秽表演及传播淫秽视频。接举报后，陕西省咸阳公安机关经过近个月工作，终于摸清了案件基本情况↓↓目前名犯罪嫌疑人被抓，涉案金额达多万元，案件详细↓↓tAiBcUf
[【 scratch! Hundreds anchorwoman live obscene shows the picture to enter 】 recently, with the masses to xianyang police report says a webcast platform obscene performances and dissemination of pornographic video. After reporting, shaanxi xianyang after nearly a month by public security organs, finally found out the basic situation case left left the suspects arrested, more than the amount of ten thousand yuan, case left left tAiBcUf down in detail]
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