微博搞笑排行榜：
预告今晚分互动题目：”你有过哪些失而复得的经历，想听听大家的故事”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive questions do you have the experience of what was, want to listen to everyones story. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
东方航空：
【为什么大部分民用飞机都是白色？？】 民航小知识又来喽～首先，浅色反射太阳光并保持机舱凉爽 。其次，有色涂料暴晒会褪色并产生老化或斑驳。 第三，及时发现机身问题杜绝安全隐患 。你有什么要补充的么？？#MU科普#
[【 why most civilian aircraft are white?? Heres the little knowledge of civil aviation and ~ first of all, light color reflect sunlight and keep engine room cool. Second, colored coating exposure will fade and generate aging or mottled. Third, the fuselage problem to eliminate potential safety hazard in time. What are you going to add? # # MU science]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
优酷：
#优酷演技派##这才是真正的演技派#@于正 吴镇宇@鎮宇DD的豬頭俱樂部 @张静初 @张颂文 四位老师引导演员进入角色各有高招，感受派、狂野派、实践派、威胁派，你看好哪一派？揭秘影视拍摄片场真实拍摄现状，请关注@优酷演技派
tAirDRXo
[Acting # youku to send # # # this is the real acting method @ in DD is cheng yixun @ town of pig club @ zhang jingchu @ Zhang Songwen four teachers lead the actors into roles have their own entrance, and feeling, wild set, practice, threats, on which school are you? Reveal true shooting the film and television shooting status, please pay close attention to acting @ youku to send < br > < br > tAirDRXo]
新浪新闻客户端：
【#学校回应女大学生吞药轻生#：不排除恋爱受挫等个人原因】近日，福州一女大学生被曝遭前男友用裸照威胁，吞药轻生致脑死亡。女孩学校发布回应：不排除该生因与社会青年恋爱受挫等个人原因致轻生，具体以警方调查结论为准。男子父亲称，儿子已被公安机关拘留。@福州外语外贸学院 tAirDQPX
[[# # school female university students respond to swallow medicine suicide love frustration and other personal reasons not rule out 】 recently, fuzhou, a female college student was caught by the former boyfriend with nude threat, swallow medications suicide brain death. Girl schools publish response do not rule out the student with the socialist youth love frustration personal reasons such as suicide, concrete will be subject to a police investigation conclusion. Mens father, said son has detained by public security organs. @ fuzhou tAirDQPX foreign language foreign trade college]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【菲律宾#岁男孩在污水里回收塑料#：每天赚.美元养家[悲伤]】据BBC月日报道，菲律宾马尼拉市岁男孩Ranniel辍学养家，天天冒着生命危险潜入污染严重的河流里，捡塑料垃圾卖钱。根据一项研究，菲律宾每天要处理.亿件一次性袋子，足够复盖整个马尼拉都会区厘米深。tAirdfNcc
[[Philippines # # years old boy in sewage recycling plastic earn every day. The dollar for the family [sad]], according to the BBC, Manila, Philippines - year - old boy Ranniel drop out of school for the family, risking their lives every day into the polluted rivers, pick up plastic sold. According to one study, the Philippines, to deal with. Every day a disposable bag, enough to cover the entire metropolitan areas in Manila centimeters deep. tAirdfNcc]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：
到我手里怕就是根烧火棍了@白羽久奈啊啊啊啊我一定要学！！ @二婶被占用 好帅..@阿夜的夜：我只想说：教我转棒好不好[跪了]
[Into my hands is afraid of root stove poker @ enwrapped long nai agghh I must learn!! @ same wavelength occupied so handsome.. O @ night of the night I just want to say teach me how to turn good] [kneeling]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
安徒生丢了童画：
忙碌的工作之余
因为一些可爱的朋友
让我的人生有了一些故事 [心]
[Busy work < br > because some lovely friends < br > let my life have some stories [heart]]
有情不必终老 暗香浮动恰好
BORGHESE-贝佳斯：
年月日—日，前往上海久光百货，与贝佳斯BORGHESE一同探索初冬美肤奇迹，即可接收来自意大利皇室的温情盛礼。
活动现场，不仅优惠特享明星产品DNA小蓝瓶精华买享ml，更有体验装贴心派送。
贝佳斯以感恩之心，守护那个美的刚刚好的你。#I Love BORGHESE#
时间：年月日—日
...全文： m.weibo
[(date) (month) (year) - day, to Shanghai long light department, and BORGHESE BORGHESE exploring early winter skin miracle, can receive from Italy royal warmth bash. < br > event, not only offer premium star product DNA small blue bottle essence buy enjoy ml, experience is more close to send. < br > borghese with gratitude, protect the beauty you just good. # I Love BORGHESE# < br > time (date) (month) (year) - day < br >... The full text m. eibo]
Borghese贝佳斯品牌源自意大利，品牌设计灵感及故事亦建基于此。二次世界大战之后，La Dolce Vita为意大利注入创意与活力，把意大利塑造成世界灵感摇篮。于“永恒之城”罗马居住的贝佳斯家族是意大利的名门望族，远至文艺复兴时期，贝佳斯家族在罗马已有极具影响力， 家族显赫包括公爵、皇子、皇族、政治家、教皇等位高权重的人物，于罗马向负盛名。当时意大利并未出现尊贵护肤品牌，所以贝佳斯皇妃（Princess Marcella Borghese）决定以意大利独一无二的天然资源 - 矿物温泉- 为建立护肤品牌的灵感源头，打造意大利成为顶尖美肤皇国。于六十多年的发展历程中，BORGHESE贝佳斯始终如一，致力贯彻推动天然健康美肤理念，倡导奢宠自我、探索质美生活，让现代女性在姣好的容颜中保持高贵精致的姿态。
汽车之家：
#家家新闻# 【E周见|恒大公布造车计划小米投资小鹏】艾瑞巴蒂大家好，又到了盘点一周车圈大事的时间。本周一，中汽协公布了月份国内车市产销数据：“金九银十”并未给车市带来有效提振，新能源汽车销量更是“四连跌”。越来越多的人开始相信，车市的优胜劣汰正在加速到来。不过，就在车企们纷纷低调...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [see | E week Evergrande building cars plans announced millet investment xiao peng 】 iresearch buddy everybody is good, then inventory circle big time in a week. RGL association reported on Monday in the domestic production and sales data golden nine silver ten did not bring to market effectively boost, new energy car sales is four losses. More and more people begin to believe that the market evolution is accelerating. However, in the car companies have a low profile... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪汽车：
#车友互助# 微博网友@老頭李四
投稿：这款车应该比较好猜[吃瓜]
你们觉得好猜吗[doge] 欢迎大家踊跃投稿[爱你]
[# # juyou mutual weibo users @ old man li si contribute < br > the car should be better to guess [eat the melon] < br > what do you think a good guess [doge] welcome to contribute love you []]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#岁女孩公交车锁喉咸猪手# 猥琐男被行拘[加油]】近日，在贵阳一公交车上，一名男子猥亵两名女乘客。受害人中一名岁女生发现后，大声呵斥该男子，并立即上前拽住对其一招“锁喉”。在乘客和司机协助下，该男子被控制住。目前，该男子被处以行政拘留日的处罚。tAirrcyul
[【 # # years old girl bus lock throat suitors obscene male line was detained [oil]] recently, on a bus in guiyang, a man molesting two female passengers. After the age of the victim, a girl found, shouted the man, and then immediately grabbed the one called lock throat. In the passenger and the driver assistance, the man under control. At present, the man was sentenced to administrative detention punishment. tAirrcyul]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
angelababy：
#懒人美甲# 这款美甲已经做了一个多月了哦，指甲长长了，自己修一修就好了，小心心就一直往 上升[心] 比心[心]适合像我这种没时间做美甲的人～ tAirDuxy
[# # lazy nail the nail has been done for more than a month oh, nails, himself a trim, heart has been carefully to rise than heart [heart] [heart] is suitable for the people like me dont have time to do manicure ~ tAirDuxy]
一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱： abstudio@mttop 或 kim@gmail
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#大连一野猪街头攻击行人# 目击者：多斤到处乱拱[允悲]】月日，大连一小区跑出来一头野猪，野猪在路上到处乱拱。监控中，这头野猪撞向一名行人，该行人灵巧地躲闪，野猪摔倒后地上留下一道长痕。目击者说，这头野猪看上去有多斤。最后，野猪被民警击毙。tAireKXXC
[【 a wild boar attack pedestrian street # # dalian witnesses many catty around arch [allow sad]] month, dalian a village came running out to a wild boar, wild boar around the arch on the road. Monitoring, this boar crashed into a pedestrian, the bank deftly dodge, wild boar down after a long marks were left on the ground. Witnesses said that the wild boar looks more pounds. At last, the wild boars were shot by police. tAireKXXC]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：
不样套娃！
[No sample dolls!]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
元气满满新沐瞳：
tAirDYT
[tAirDYT]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航 心向往之，行必能至。
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