天猫：
恭喜@鸡涌的二土 名用户获得【makeupforever定妆喷雾和粉饼】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tAirFMlhO
[Congratulations @ the user to obtain two soil of chicken chung [makeupforever calm makeup spray and powdery cake]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAirFMlhO]
(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ..*☆理想生活，上天猫！─=≡Σ(((つ•̀ω•́)つ超皮官V，撩本喵！
天猫：
恭喜@小毛驴不见了·· 名用户获得【beats X耳机】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tAirFqUV
[Congratulations @ small donkey gone... users get [beats headphones X]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAirFqUV]
(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ..*☆理想生活，上天猫！─=≡Σ(((つ•̀ω•́)つ超皮官V，撩本喵！
卢健生：
大快人心！
[Big heart!]
Z CAM 首席执行官
微博搞笑排行榜：
希望大家都能遇到这种美好@-Nathoy看了评论，真的好暖心啊！失而复得 这个词语太美好了
[I hope everyone can meet this beautiful @ - Nathoy saw comments, really very warm heart! It was a wonderful was the word]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
angelababy：
“爱你，让我成为最简单的自己”[心]#BAZAAR明星慈善夜#为爱而行，共同努力[加油]谢谢@时尚芭莎 @小荔BAZAAR [心] tAirkHlwa
[I love you, let me be the most simple himself [heart] # # for love and charity night BAZAAR star, joint efforts [oil] thank @ small li BAZAAR BAZAAR @ tAirkHlwa [heart]]
一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱： abstudio@mttop 或 kim@gmail
南方都市报：
【广州反恐演练现场曝光！还原各类“恐怖袭击”真实场景达预期效果】月日上午，广州市反恐怖工作领导小组在黄埔区举办广州市年“朱雀”反恐维稳处置演练，共设置个科目，既有传统高发科目、又有新兴高技术科目、还有高难度新组合科目。演练中，首次引入一大批新技术、新战法、新机制，真实塑...全文： m.weibo
[Anti-terrorism drill site exposure! [guangzhou reduction of various kinds of terrorism real scene of anticipated effect 】 on Wednesday morning, guangzhou huangpu district counter-terrorism work leading group in guangzhou years the linnet anti-terrorist stability disposal drill, a total of setting a course, there are both traditional high-risk subjects, and the emerging high technology course, and a tough new combination course. A drill, first introduced a large number of new technologies, new methods, new mechanism, real plastic... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
冷笑话精选：
正解@然后下面就没了我睡醒揉揉眼睛问：“到哪了？”@水晶男孩鸡大帅哈哈哈哈哈后座过于真实[笑cry]@吃不胖的小后座正解哈哈哈哈@大望路女青年哈哈哈哈睡觉就完事了@金芒老师我：上车睡觉，下车尿尿
[Positive solutions @ below rubbing his eyes didnt I wake up then asked where? Chicken prince ha ha ha ha ha @ crystal boy back seat is just too real [laugh cry] @ eat not fat little back positive solution ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ DaWang Road young women sleeping just a matter of @ gold awn teacher I sleep get on the bus and get off pee]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
CSDN：
再有十几天，一场起码会对你的未来产生几分影响的AI＋IoT会议，即将开始，戳文章或戳链接报名：tAiBlWm tAirkNTs
[Another days, a will at least some influence on your future AI + IoT conference, is about to begin, stamp articles or poke link to sign up tAiBlWm tAirkNTs]
专业的中文 IT 技术社区，与千万技术人共成长。
优酷：
呵呵大师是胡海泉 #蒙面唱将猜猜猜##优酷蒙面唱将#作为初代偶像，海泉哥@胡海泉 在线跳的街舞可谓是不输现代的流行偶像~快戳视频一睹风采！tAirksW
[Ha ha is master hu haiquan # masked sing will guess # # youku masked # as early generation idol, ocean spring elder brother @ hu haiquan online jump the street dance is not lose the modern pop idol ~ quick stamp video to see! tAirksW]
优酷：
呵呵大师是胡海泉 #蒙面唱将猜猜猜##优酷蒙面唱将#“呵呵大师”胡海泉这版钢琴弹唱的《失落沙洲》真的爱了！是不一样的海泉哥~听过就知道！tAirkIfT
[Ha ha is master hu haiquan # masked sing will guess to # # # youku masked sing will master ha ha hu haiquan this version of the piano playing lost bar really love! Is not the same as ocean spring elder brother ~ heard knew it! tAirkIfT]
新浪汽车：
#车迷夜聊# 你买车时最不会考虑的车身颜色是什么？[doge]
[# # fans night chat you buy a car what is the most wont consider the body color? [doge]]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：
#优酷蒙面唱将# #蒙面唱将猜猜猜#这样的夜晚，听着“给点阳光就灿烂”与“呵呵大师”合作的《无情的雨无情的你》，小酷不禁想起了那一幕幕往事…是的，你没看错，酷酷才不是一个没有故事的女同学~tAirkqJ
[# youku masked will sing # # # masked sing will guess such a night, listen to the sunlight is brilliant cooperation with master ha ha relentless rain ruthless you, little cool can not help but think of the unfolding of the past... Yes, you read that right, cool is not only a female classmate ~ tAirkqJ no story]
优酷：
#优酷蒙面唱将# #蒙面唱将猜猜猜#作为“跨界”歌手的“给点阳光就灿烂”，不仅有八百万粉丝，还曾与吴青峰一起拍过视频，究竟是谁呢？...tAirkaUF
[# youku masked sing # # # masked sing will guess as crossover singer to point the sunlight is brilliant, not only has eight million followers, was also photographed together with greeny video, who is? . tAirkaUF]
优酷：
#杨迪表演忐忑##优酷蒙面唱将# #蒙面唱将猜猜猜# 笑Cry！[哈哈]杨迪和龚琳娜老师的原唱合作《忐忑》，嘴型竟然对得一嘴不差，看来表情帝真的把神曲歌词深深印在了脑海中！[笑cry]tAirkyZt
[# yandi performance in # # youku masked will sing # # # masked sing will guess smile to Cry! (ha ha) yandi and gong teacher cooperation uneasy, the original singer of mouth unexpectedly for a mouth, it seems the divine comedy expression emperor really lyrics deeply impressed by the mind! [laughing cry] tAirkyZt]
优酷：
#蒙面唱将全体学鸡叫##优酷蒙面唱将# #蒙面唱将猜猜猜#“山中来客”分享飙高音秘诀，猜评团竟然集体学鸡叫！你团也实在太调皮了！啊哈哈哈哈哈！tAirkxiHM
[# masked singing will be all the cock crow # # youku masked song will sing # # masked will guess # mountain visitors secret sharing shoots, guess a review of the mass of collective learning the cock crow! Your group also is so naughty! Mew ahaha ha ha ha! tAirkxiHM]
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