冷笑话精选：
#变魔术一样的画画水平#
卧槽！这画画水平也太神了吧！全程看下来感觉要给大佬跪了[跪了][跪了] tAiBgo
[As to draw level # # magic < br > < br > oh, my gosh! This painting level is too god! The whole look down and feel to give bosses kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling tAiBgo]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
【#印首都空气污染创新高# 余名农民非法焚烧秸秆被捕】#全球十大空气污染城市印度占#印度旁遮普邦，当地警方称，余名农民因非法焚烧秸秆被捕，他们加剧首都新德里和其他城市空气污染情况。据悉，旁遮普邦和哈里亚纳邦是印度稻米主产区，每年产生约万吨秸秆。旁遮普邦一名警察称，在过去三天已...全文： m.weibo
[【 high # # printed air pollution in the capital innovation more than farmers illegally arrested burning straw 】 # # the world top ten urban air pollution in India accounts for the Indian state of punjab, according to local police, thousands of farmers was arrested for illegal burning straw, they exacerbate air pollution in the capital new Delhi and other cities. It is reported, punjab and haryana, Indias major rice producing areas, each year about ten thousand tons of straw. Punjab a police officer, said in the past three days have been... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【长沙遭殴打致死男童邻居透露：#被打死岁男童母亲精神崩溃#[泪]】月日，湖南长沙。岁男童被一名疑似精神疾病患者持续殴打后死亡。一名邻居称自己和嫌疑人住一栋楼，平日没见过面，男童妈妈情绪崩溃，念叨要去医院把儿子接回来。#长沙岁男童被打死# tAiBZa
[【 beaten to death in changsha boy neighbors said # # were killed years old boys mother mental breakdown [tears]] month day, changsha, hunan. Years old boy beaten by a suspected mental illness continues after death. A neighbor said he suspects and live in a building, usually not met, the boy mother emotional breakdown, chanting to went to the hospital to take his son back. # # changsha old boy was killed tAiBZa]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
元气满满新沐瞳：
#赵薇[超话]#
[# # zhao [ultra words]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航 心向往之，行必能至。
元气满满新沐瞳：
[憧憬][憧憬][憧憬]@赵薇图片评论 tAiBhgqxQ
[[hope] [hope] [hope] comments tAiBhgqxQ @ zhao images]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航 心向往之，行必能至。
优酷：
#优酷演技派# #这才是真正的演技派#演员是生活细节的大师，明星教父@张颂文 带着他的演技传授秘籍来到《演技派》，为青年演员解开对表演的困惑。今晚：锁定优酷，《演技派》为你揭秘演员片场试镜的真实现状！
[Acting # youku to send # # # this is the real acting method actor is the master of detail, life star godfather @ Zhang Songwen with his acting skills teaching techniques to the acting method, for young actors solve confusion of performance. Tonight locking youku, the acting method revelation actors on the set for you the real situation of audition! ]
青年时报：
【不是所有超人都穿着披风！#女护士跨栏式飞跃柜台救人#】日，黄山市人民医院。一名男患者就诊时突然神志不清，坐在服务台的护士宋佳晶直接翻过服务台，将斤的患者背进抢救室，目前男子已无大碍。宋佳晶曾是竞走运动员，她称，以前的运动底子让自己爆发了“洪荒之力”。点赞！tAiBQJrqN
[【 not all superman wears cloak! # # female nurse leap hurdles type counter save 】, huangshan city peoples hospital. When a male patient suddenly dottiness, sitting in the front desk nurse Song Jiajing directly over the front desk, jin back into intensive care patients, at present, the man has no big deal. Song Jiajing was a walker, she said, before the movement of the work, let oneself erupted prehistorical powers. Thumb up! tAiBQJrqN]
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刘彦斌：
今天建仓的人，可在明后天择机卖出！
[Satellite position today, in the hope to sell! ]
新浪家居：
墙面装修是有学问的
[Metope is decorated is learned]
新浪家居提供及时全面专业的家居资讯
优酷：
#优酷演技派# #这才是真正的演技派# 距离开播还剩小时！明星教父、幕后诸葛@张颂文 花样出题、直击演技核心，为青年演员指点迷津。今晚：锁定优酷，《演技派》为你揭秘演员片场试镜的真实现状！ tAiBPkQg
[Acting # youku to send # # # this is the real acting method from air hours left! Star godfather, behind the zhuge @ Zhang Songwen pattern, direct acting core questions, to guide young actors. Tonight locking youku, the acting method revelation actors on the set for you the real situation of audition! tAiBPkQg]
汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【Karma SC Coupe概念车洛杉矶车展首发】日前，Karma官方发布了SC Coupe概念车的预告图，并表示新车将于洛杉矶车展亮相。据悉，这款概念车将展示Karma下一代量产车型的设计思路。
tAiBPkYA
[# every news # Karma SC Coupe concept car Los Angeles auto show starting 】 【 a few days ago, the Karma released official SC forecast figure Coupe concept car, and said the new car will make its debut in Los Angeles auto show. It is understood that the concept car will show the Karma design idea of the next generation of production models. < br > tAiBPkYA]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
#电视剧鹤唳华亭#
你提着孤灯，独自寻找星辰
我风雪半生，直到与你相认
此心真挚，此情炽热
主题曲《愿得一心人》MV即将发布
期待@卡布叻_周深 深情献唱
作词：尹约 作曲：钱雷
[# # series cranes Li huating < br > lonely lamp in hand, you look for stars alone < br > I snow half, until you < br > the sincere heart, and Josephs hot < br > the theme song wish one heart person the upcoming MV < br > looking @ le _ kapoor weeks deep soulful singing < br > lyrics about composition yoon Qian Lei]
汽车之家：
#大国筑梦##丈量边疆-汽车之家# 完美收官！从北京出发四条线路，跨越个省和自治区，历时天，跨越公里。感受西北之历史人文、东北之重工业发展、西南之秀美山川以及东南沿海一线之经济发展。点击链接回顾精彩内容哦～tAiBPPk
[Dream # # # power measurement of frontier - home of car # well packaged! From Beijing four lines across provinces and autonomous regions, the last day, across the miles. Feel the history of the northwest of humanities, northeast heavy industry development, beautiful mountains and rivers of southwest and southeast coastal line of economic development. Click on the links to review highlights oh ~ tAiBPPk]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
南方都市报：
【#岁产女夫妇承认无准生证# 卫计局：超生问题不会特殊照顾】#山东岁产妇自然受孕产女#持续引发热议。女婴爸爸黄维平告诉记者，孩子出生后，他和老伴遭遇非议。黄先生称，他们未办准生证，老伴一直在妇幼建档保胎。超过六旬的高龄产妇超生第三胎是否面临处罚，记者找到当地卫健部门。工作人员回应...全文： m.weibo
[Producing female couple admit no ZhunShengZheng # # years old who bureau super living problems will not special care 】 # shandong maternal age naturally conceived to produce female # last triggered heated debate. Baby daddy wei-ping huang told reporters, the child is born, he and his wife suffered criticism. Mr Huang said they did not do ZhunShengZheng, his wife has been in the womens and childrens document spuc. More than of super living whether a third child face punishment for women, the reporter found local WeiJian department. Staff respond... The full text m. eibo]
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