冷笑话精选：
历史纪录片《统一与兴盛》讲述两千年前历史岁月，西汉的统一于兴盛，画面和效果都非常的棒，喜欢历史的不要错过了！ tAigiBIdm
[History documentary unity and prosperity about two thousand years ago history, the western han dynasty unified Yu Xingsheng, pictures and effect is very good, like history dont miss! tAigiBIdm]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：
【只因孙女一句话，#姥爷为孙女花万灌腊肠#挂满院子[心]】日烟台，因为外孙女一句话，姥爷灌了.万元的腊肠挂满院子。贾女士说，她也没想到平时省吃俭用的父亲会因为孙女一句话就灌这么多，女儿高兴得蹦起来，还有人找来想买腊肠…#有个疼爱你的姥爷是什么体验#？@梨视频 tAigcgddn
[【 because granddaughter in a word, # # grandpa for granddaughter spend all filling sausages hanging a yard full of [heart]], yantai, because her granddaughter in a word, grandpa drank. Ten thousand yuan of sausage with the yard. Ms. Jia said she was surprised that the belt at ordinary times my father would pour so much because the granddaughter said, daughter, jump for joy, there are people to want to buy sausage... # what is a love you grandpa experience #? @ pear video tAigcgddn]
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青年时报：
【#个退伍兵的大学宿舍#：苍蝇进去都打滑】月日，江苏淮安。江苏食品药品职业技术学院，四名退伍兵住同一宿舍，他们叠方块被，洗漱用品摆放整齐，地板能照镜子。一男生称退伍不褪色，卫生要做到“苍蝇上了劈叉，蚊子上了打滑”。@澎湃新闻 tAigiNPSa
[[# an army veteran of university dormitory # the flies are skid 】 month day, huaian, jiangsu province. Jiangsu food and drug vocational and technical college, four army veteran in the same dormitory, they were folded square, toiletries, neat floor can look in the mirror. A boy says veterans do not fade, health to do fly on the splits, mosquito on the skid. @ surging news tAigiNPSa]
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优酷：
#优酷演技派##演技派恋爱现场#新人、熟脸，各路演员前来踢馆！谁能凭实力留下？tAigiEDlY ，揭秘影视拍摄片场真实拍摄现状，请关注@优酷演技派
[Acting acting # youku to send # # to send the love scene # newcomer, familiar faces, each actor to play house! Who can with strength left? TAigiEDlY, reveal the film and television shooting real situation, pay attention to @ youku acting method]
汽车之家：
#家人帮家人#@http大写的么么 这位朋友的购车需求如下，亲爱的家人们给他一些好的建议或者推荐吧！
[# @ # family help family HTTP uppercase mua friends car demand as follows, dear family to give him some good advice or recommendations! ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
南方都市报：
【#早安 追梦人#活动首站完美收官】过去一周，@吉利汽车 与南都及@曹操出行 每天清晨在广州全城“偶遇”追梦人，认识了爬遍广州高楼的后摄影师、拿过机器人格斗赛冠军的雕塑教师、帮助聋哑人考取驾照的驾校教练，并记录下他们的故事。敬请期待我们走进更多城市，挖掘更多暖心故事，为追梦人立传。
...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # good morning dream catcher activity first well packaged 】 over the past week, @ geely automobile travel every morning with nunn and @ cao cao in guangzhou city encounter dream catcher, met around guangzhou tall buildings after the photographer, took the robot fighting championship sculpture teachers, help the deaf driving school coach, licenses and record their stories. Please look us into more cities, digging more warm heart story, for the dream catcher biography. < br >... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
#清风和你玩不一样的# 室友每天吐槽我的房间是乱葬岗，杂货铺。昨天一脸惊呆，因为我有了清风好运指南，井井有条不再南。哈哈哈，各位乱中有序的小仙女们最近购买纸巾，记得认准清风新春好运系列 tRvdnE 还可以参加@清风官方微博 清风创意祝福大battle，一起魔性get好运
[# the wind play with you every day is not the same as # roommate poking fun at my room is graves, grocery store. A face of shock yesterday, because I have a good luck the wind guide, in good order no longer south. Ha ha ha, you in chaos orderly small fairies recently purchased paper towels, remember to look for the New Year good luck to the wind series tRvdnE can also attend the @ the wind official weibo wind creative blessing big battle, ones get good luck together]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#美食时刻#【虾仁烧豆腐】锅里咕嘟的是什么？是幸福哦。[兔子]虾仁鲜甜弹牙，豆腐滑嫩入味，青豆清香软嫩，在锅里咕嘟咕嘟，冬夜里来这一锅幸福过头了！[泪]tAigIPR
[# # food moments shrimp burn tofu 】 【 pot glug what is? Is happiness, oh. Rabbit shrimp play sweet tooth, tofu tender flavor, green bean fragrance tender, in a pan, glug, too much of a winter night to the pot of happiness! [tears] tAigIPR]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
#美食时刻#【椰蓉烤吐司条】吐司切条裹上牛奶黄油和椰蓉，再送进烤箱烤到酥脆喷香，黄油香浓，椰香十足！不知道隔壁小孩有没有被馋哭，反正我是被馋哭了！[泪]tAigVTqP
[# # food moments article coconut toast toast 】 cut in butter and coconut milk, and then sent to the oven to the crisp delicious, aromatic butter, coconut! Have you ever been chan cry, do not know the next child anyway I was chan crying! [tears] tAigVTqP]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
刘彦斌：
高价白马股价崩塌，领跌大盘，符合预期！继续观望！
[High share prices collapse charming, led by the market, in line with expectations. Continue to wait and see! ]
中国银行信用卡：
听说这个叫“托福节”的车技不错，月号晚上点要不一起去新浪直播间看看？ tAigiTbu
[Heard that this is called toefl day extremely good, go on points, evening or sina studio? tAigiTbu]
中国银行信用卡发卡周年！环球精彩，一卡尽享！刷中行信用卡，带你去环游！信用卡积分不够用每月官微组团购！积分抢兑，不敢相信的礼品！官微游戏，点到手指抽筋！境外返现，海淘优惠，折扣点赞点赞点赞！
猫扑：
年，太难了，充斥着各种揪心的消息。但近日，一则轻生女孩被阿里客服安慰治愈的新闻，引发网友关注，纷纷感叹被戳到泪点。@阿里客服 回应称这个案例并非个例，每年有+用户向客服表示有轻生意向，每天有+人向客服倾诉。安慰你的，也许是个素未谋面的陌生人。那个陪你度过最丧瞬间的人，你...全文： m.weibo
[Years, it is too difficult, filled with a variety of matters. But recently, a suicide girls by ali customer service comfort cure of news, trigger a netizen attention, succession exclamation was poking into tears. @ ali customer service responded by saying the case is not alone, every year there are + user says more suicide intention to customer service, every day a man + talk to customer service. To comfort you, may be a had never met a stranger. That accompany you spend the most lost moments, you... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
恭喜@老兵论车 名用户获得【汽车之家精美礼品】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tAigiYVHT
[Congratulations to @ veteran car users acquire exquisite gift 】 【 cars home. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAigiYVHT]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
刘彦斌：
大盘突破平台整理，还要继续跌！
[The market breakthrough platform, will continue to fall! ]
青年时报：
【#天把二哈训成警犬# 转存“奇迹”[二哈]】哈士奇，人送外号“撒手没”！带犬民警们要在天内对成年二哈进行训练，接到这个挑战后，民警露出了尴尬又不失礼貌的微笑……@小央视频 tAigrWmL
[The day the # training into a police dog # archived miracle ha] [two] huskies, sent the nickname no give up! The police with dogs in the days to training, adult secondary ha after receiving the challenge, police out of embarrassment and polite smile... @ small central video tAigrWmL]
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