预告今晚分互动题目：“你因为什么，而感到很累”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive questions what you because, but very tired. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
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假如一瞬间人类消失了 tECEDzA
[If an instant disappeared tECEDzA human]
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[# # is father too ugly to spend millions of cosmetic 【 because father felt her ugly Japanese spend millions years old girl has plastic into web celebrity 】 at the age of a Japanese beauty ikirichan natural eyes a single, double, one day his father said to her your looks will bring misfortune to others. So she went to South Korea cosmetic for many times, which cost about yen (about ten thousand yuan). Cosmetic brought her physical pain, but she said, compared with the pain, want to be pretty... The full text m. eibo]
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【爱尔兰窃贼偷ATM机，开挖掘机凿墙整个挖走】#开挖掘机凿墙偷ATM机# 近日爱尔兰莫纳汉县发生一起ATM机盗窃案，嫌犯利用挖掘机挖走了位于大街上的一台ATM机。当地警方在凌晨点左右接到了报警，当警察赶到现场时，嫌犯已经逃走，但作案用的一辆越野车和一台挖掘机仍留在现场。监控视频中可以看到，嫌犯...全文： m.weibo
[【 Ireland the thieves stole an ATM, excavator chisel open wall the whole poached 】 # # excavator chisel open wall to steal an ATM in Ireland ATM machine theft monaghan county, the suspect used excavators poached a ATM machine in the street. Local police received alarm o clock in the morning, when the police arrived on the scene, the suspect had escaped, but commit crime with an suv and a digger remained in the scene. Can be seen in the surveillance video, the suspect... The full text m. eibo]
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哇 惊艳！
[Wow amazing!]
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#家家试驾评测#【不仅快了.秒 抢先测试AMG E 】既然已经有了E ，都是.T发动机，为什么还要出个E ？其实真正的变化并不仅是加速快了.秒，发动机从原来的V变成了L，除了形式不同，主要是在科技含量上进步不少，增加了电动辅助增压系统，同时加入了EQ Boost的V轻混系统，整个动力感受都有...全文： m.weibo
[# # every test evaluation (not only fast. Seconds beat test AMG E 】 now that there has been a E,. T engine, why an E? Real change is not only the speed is fast. Second, transformed from the original V L engine, in addition to the different form, mainly on the content of science and technology progress, increased the electric auxiliary booster system, at the same time joined the EQ Boost V light mixed system, the whole dynamic feelings are... The full text m. eibo]
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#新车情报局[超话]# 【上海车展亮相将Icona Nucleus概念车】Icona Nucleus概念车将亮相年月日开幕的上海车展。Icona Nucleus概念车具有L级自动驾驶能力，车内并未设置方向盘、加速刹车踏板等。该公司在一份声明中表示：“Icona Nucleus看起来就像一个自动移动的休息厅，而且它长的就像气泡一...全文： m.weibo
[# # new cia [ultra words] [Shanghai show will Icona Nucleus concept car 】 Icona Nucleus concept car will debut on the opening of the Shanghai auto show. Icona Nucleus concept car with automatic driving ability level L, the car did not set the steering wheel, accelerate the brake pedal, etc. The company said in a statement Icona Nucleus looks like an automatic mobile lounge, long like a bubble and it... The full text m. eibo]
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#广东新乡贤#【佛山有一所“三无”学校，设“议事厅”培养村民公民意识】在佛山顺德，有一所“三无”学校：无年龄限制、无专业限制、无收费。上至耄耋老人，下至黄毛小孩，都可以成为学生。课程的内容包罗万象，既有国家时事解读，又有社区大小事热议，意在培养这群“学生”的社区意识和认同感。作为顺...全文： m.weibo
[New follow villager # # guangdong [foshan has a school for without, set chamber train villagers civic consciousness 】 in foshan shunde, is a school for without there is no age, no limit, no charge. Up to the octogenarian, huang MAO children, can be a student. The content of the course, both the state of current affairs, and the community heart, to cultivate the students sense of community and identity. As a suitable... The full text m. eibo]
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[The class chorus courage, nice tEoXGOu]
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【#香港考生考试连放小时屁# 后座称脑袋一片空白[允悲]】近期，香港中学文凭考试(HKDSE)举行，有考生疑似太过紧张在考试中一连放了个小时屁。坐在放屁考生后座的同学近日发帖抱怨，自己几乎应考全过程都在暂停呼吸，导致脑筋一片空白，思绪全乱，不但答题受到影响，就连衣服都沾满屁味。[doge]...全文： m.weibo
[The examinee examination even put hours fart # # Hong Kong back according to head a blank [allow sad]] recently, Hong Kong secondary school diploma (HKDSE) examination, a candidate suspected too nervous in the exam fart put the hours in a row. Sat classmates Posting complaints recently, in the back seat of fart examinee, almost the whole test process are suspended the breath itself lead to brain blank, all mixed feelings, not only the answer is affected, even the clothes were covered with fart flavor. [doge]... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
[笑cry]@深圳公安 警察哥哥突然不知所措[允悲]@深圳刑侦局-深圳CID 没有一点点防备[允悲]
[[laughing cry] @ shenzhen public security police brother suddenly overwhelmed [allow sad] @ department in shenzhen - shenzhen CID not a little guard against [allow sad]]
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[作揖]@海之帆云之哨和光同尘，包容万物。@但斌[笑cry][哈哈]@乌龟比兔好五粮液再创新高，今天怼五粮液的挺多的，特别是某些茅粉。
[[bowing] @ sea sail clouds whistle bland, all-encompassing. @ but bin [laugh cry] [ha ha] @ the tortoise than the rabbit wuliangye hit a record high, today Dui wuliangye a lot, especially some MAO powder.]
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【唉，新能源车集体涨价了！】 跟燃油车不同，新能源车的售价极度依赖政策的补贴刺激，补贴的波动直接影响最终的售价。 tECtIU
[The increase of alas, new energy vehicles collective!] Unlike fuel vehicles, new energy vehicles priced extremely dependent on policy subsidies, subsidies directly influences the fluctuation of the final sale price. tECtIU]
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【车流中#以身试爱被撞飞后认定全责# 当事人申请复核】月日，岁的浙江男子潘某，站在省道快车道上“以身试爱”，被迎面驶来的面包车撞飞，全身多处骨折。据潘某自述，其与妻子吵架后，站在快车道为了测试妻子是否爱自己。月日，金华市公安局交警支队作出事故认定，由潘某承担全部责任。...全文： m.weibo
[【 traffic # to try flying, love is determined solely # after the parties apply for review] month day, old man in zhejiang pan one, standing on the highway fast track to try to love, was flying on a van, fracture on the body. After a quarrel with his wife, according to the pan a readme, standing on the fast track to test his wife whether love yourself. Month day, jinhua city public security bureau traffic police detachment to make accident, by a pan take full responsibility. ... The full text m. eibo]
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