Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
    来欧洲之前我誓言要吃遍意大利法国美食！然而不出三天我已在佛罗伦萨吃冒菜撸串嗦凉面喝奶茶！就算身在他乡也改变不了我的中国胃[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] tRUUtqF ​
[To Europe before I vowed to eat Italian French food! Within three days, however, I have to take food in Florence lu string windbag cold noodles to drink milk tea! Even if the body is in the home also cant change my Chinese stomach [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRUUtqF]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

丑女达人：
    用句俗点的就是～不经历风雨怎么见彩虹🌈[偷笑]
[With other common point is ~ do not experience wind and rain how see rainbow 🌈 [laugh]]

兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！

丑女达人：
    不顾别人感受终究会被抛弃，太顾别人感受终将累垮自己。 ​​​[good]
[Regardless of what will eventually be abandoned, so consider others feelings will eventually tire. [good]]

兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！

新浪汽车：
    #新车情报局[超话]# #上海车展锦鲤# 【蔚来ES星云紫车型月日开放预定】日前，从官方获悉蔚来ES星云紫色车型将于年月日正式开放预定，该款颜色的选装价格为万元，预计将于同年月底开始交付。年月日 NIO Day上，星云紫作为蔚来年度色正式发布，并首次应用在ES车色中。它的...全文： m.weibo ​
[# new cia] [ultra words brocade carp # # # the Shanghai motor show [wei to ES nebula purple models, open book 】 recently, we have heard from the official wei to ES nebula purple models will be available on (date) (month) (year) to book and the color of the option price is ten thousand yuan, is scheduled to begin in the same year at the end of delivery. On (date) (month) (year) NIO Day, nebula violet as wei to the annual release of color, and first applied in the ES car color. Its... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

丑女达人：
    他的话想想真的句句在理，尤其“千万不要以没钱，为丑的借口！”说的太对了！[赞] tRywgqa ​
[Think his words are really good in principle, especially the dont have no money, as the ugly excuse! Said is right! [who] tRywgqa]

兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！

新浪汽车：
    #新车情报局[超话]# #上海车展锦鲤# 【大众I.D.系列或将推全新纯电动越野】据外媒报道，大众汽车正在考虑进军越野车市场。大众品牌旗下I.D.系列车型或将推出一款全新纯电动越野车，新车类似于Jeep牧马人、路虎卫士等车型，大众汽车内部有信心凭借纯电动优势在市场竞争中脱颖而出。大众汽车的战略负...全文： m.weibo ​
[# new cia] [ultra words brocade carp # # # the Shanghai motor show the public I.D. will push new series or pure electric off-road 】 according to foreign media reports, vw is considering an suv market. Volkswagen brand I.D. series models or will launch a new all-electric suv, new car is similar to the Jeep wrangler, land rover defender, such as cars, Volkswagen internal confidence with pure electric advantages in market competition. Volkswagens strategic negative... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

丑女达人：
    好接地气呀[偷笑]服了[赞][作揖]
[Good grounding gas ah [laughing] took [who] [bowing]]

兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！

冷笑话精选：
    嗯@娱乐大魔王是@zyuki-陌熙自己和自己和解
[Well @ entertainment archenemy is @ zyuki - devoted to city themselves and their reconciliation]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

丑女达人：
    赛艇是所有运动中最有诗意、最有美感的运动。团队、和谐、节奏，是赛艇的三要素，这与企业管理十分相似。—王石[赞][good] tRywgqa ​
[Rowing is the movement of most poetic and aesthetic feeling in all sports. Team, harmony, rhythm, is the three elements of rowing, and this is very similar to the enterprise management. TRywgqa - wang shi [who] [good]]

兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！

但斌：
    @师永刚转发微博
[@ yong-gang shi forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @师永刚转发微博
[@ yong-gang shi forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @涵涵是个淘气包成为异教徒的命运就是再无立足之地，西北汉穆就是同治回乱时期为了保命而入教的汉民后代。
[@ han han is a lot of trouble become a heretics fate is no place again, northwest han jose is word back to the period for life and proselytize the efficiencies of their offspring.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

丑女达人：
    只要还活着，就不用在任何结局之上纠结、徘徊、挣扎，一切皆是过程。🙏🙏🙏 tRywgqa ​
[As long as alive, we dont have to on any final entanglements, wandering, struggle, everything is process. 🙏 🙏 🙏 tRywgqa]

兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！

但斌：
    @从老婆别闹到徐半仙转发微博
[@ from the wife to stop that now xu fortuneteller forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @从老婆别闹到徐半仙转发微博
[@ from the wife to stop that now xu fortuneteller forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人