2019年4月24日星期三

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    会撒娇的狗子最好命,小脚跺得也太可爱了![笑cry] tEaNCii ​
[Dog showing the best life, foot stamping too lovely! [laughing cry] tEaNCii]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【后女子床上游戏杀死情夫再开车撞死其老婆 法院这样判】淮安市一女子陈丽以“做游戏”为由,用纱带将情夫蒋某的手脚捆绑住,用腰带勒脖子、水淹口鼻等方式致蒋某死亡↓↓之后又开车把蒋某妻子刘某撞击、碾压致死。面对警方询问陈丽竟称很有成就感↓↓三人之间有何仇恨?法院这样判决↓↓...全文: m.weibo ​
[The woman on the bed after game to kill her lover again killed his wife drive court sentenced to 】 huaian a woman Chen citing games, the lover earlier hands and feet bound with cotton tape, with a belt, neck, nose and mouth water flooding to earlier death left left then drove earlier wife ryu impact, over him. In the face of the police ask Chen has said very with a sense of accomplishment have any hatred between left left three people? The court ruled that left left... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻#【造型前卫 雷诺Kangoo ZE Concept发布】日前,雷诺发布了一款名为Kangoo ZE Concept的车型,该款概念车为一款纯电动的小货车,新车被看做是年推出的下一代Kangoo的纯电动版。
tEaCgDv ​

[# # every news [halfback modelling Renault Kangoo ZE Concept release 】, Renault unveiled a called Kangoo ZE Concept model, the Concept car for an all-electric minivan, new car is considered in the next generation of launch Kangoo all-electric version. < br > tEaCgDv]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

新浪汽车:
    #车圈话题[超话]#【曝奥迪欲剥离两家子公司 加快“节流”重组】据德国《汽车周刊》(Automobilwoche)援引未具名消息人士的话报道称,奥迪计划出售其在两家发展服务提供商中的股权。上述报道称,奥迪在开发服务领域面临产能过剩,希望出售PSW Engineering %的股权,并剥离拥有名员工的子公司CSI E...全文: m.weibo ​
[# #.so topic words [very] [exposure audi to spin off two subsidiaries to speed up the measures for restructuring 】 according to German car weekly (Automobilwoche) citing unnamed sources, reported that the audi plans to sell its stake in two development service providers. According to the report, the audi facing overcapacity in the areas of development service, hope to sell the PSW Engineering % of equity, and stripping with employees, a subsidiary of CSI E... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

微博汽车:
    又是一次大型的车迷狂欢,羡慕去到现场观战的朋友!
[Is a big fans of the carnival, envy to go to the scene to watch the friend!]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

小野妹子学吐槽:
    今天又是柠檬的一天[酸] ​
[Today is day lemon (acid)]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷:
    终于迎来了#复联结局#,同时也是#斯坦李最后一次客串#,无论结局如何都会欣然接受,小编只希望不要被剧透[允悲]想自己去寻找结局[心]关于看电影,你喜欢被剧透吗?#酷酷日爆社#
tEidudtT ​

[Finally ushered in the # # complex coupling bureau, is also the last guest # # Stan lee, regardless of the outcome will be embraced, small make up only hope dont disclosed plot [allow sad] want to yourself to find the end [heart] about watching a movie, do you like to be revealed that the plot? # # cool day blasting club < br > tEidudtT]

优酷:
    #上优酷看爱上你治愈我# 美好的星期三,是更新日![鲜花]
今晚高能剧情即将揭开序幕,尊贵的VIP们准备好了么?[并不简单] ​

[# # on youku see love you cure me better on Wednesday, is to update the day! [a flower] < br > high-energy drama is about to kick off tonight, honorable vips ready? [] are not simple]

Autobeta汽车杂志:
    【东风日产推出天质保换新服务】东风日产:今年内增加“天质保换新”服务,客户在购买新车天内出现特定品质问,可免费更换同型号、同级别、同颜色的新车。特定品质问题主要包括发动机、变速箱,电动车“三电”(电池、电机、电控)等核心部件出现的质量问题。最终解释全归东风日产。 ​
[New service quality assurance in the dongfeng nissan launch day 】 dongfeng nissan increase day warranty for new service within this year, the customer is buying new car days ask specific quality, can free replacement of the same model, same level, same color of the new car. Specific quality problems mainly include the engine, gearbox, electric vehicles SanDian core components (battery, motor, electric control), and other quality problems. Finally explain the dongfeng nissan. ​]

国内外汽车资讯速递,依据新车进行点评,欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力,喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

南方都市报:
    上海爆燃特斯拉被封存!车主称起火前不在充电状态,已有心理阴影
[Shanghai deflagration tesla was frozen! Owner said before the fire is not charging status, existing psychological shadow]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻#【月日上市 奥德赛锐·混动现已到店】日前,我们在经销商处拍摄到了奥德赛锐·混动的实车。相比现款车型,新车搭载一套混动系统,并更新了外观设计。据悉,新车将于月日上市。
tEatjZ ​

[# # every news [date listed Odyssey, sharp hybrid has been to the shop 】, a few days ago, we photographed in a distributor Odyssey, sharp hybrid, a real car. Compared with cash, new car carrying a hybrid system, and update the design. It is reported that new car will be listed on month day. < br > tEatjZ]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

猫扑:
    【岁#中国飞行学员在美航校自杀# 疑遭校方歧视:遭辱骂体罚不准说中文】月日,美国得州登顿飞行学院(USAG),岁的中国飞行学员小阳被发现在公寓自杀身亡,随后多名校友发声称系遭校方歧视所致。有中国学生表示,他们被部分限制人身自由,在校内不被允许说中文,大部分中国学生的宿舍条件也远不...全文: m.weibo ​
[[# # of flying cadets in beauty HangJiao suicide at the age of suspected by the school discrimination by abuse corporal punishment is allowed to speak Chinese] month day, Texas Denton flight institute (USAG sanctioned), China flying cadets at the age of small Yang was found in his suicide apartment, then several alumni claimed, was the school caused by discrimination. Has the Chinese students said they were partly restrict personal freedom, in the school are not allowed to speak Chinese, most Chinese students dormitory conditions of... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信:mopxmt

小野妹子学吐槽:
    魅族s这次也太让人心动了!屏幕超大手感极佳不说,竟然还光学防抖,走路拍照都不会模糊,终于能拯救男友死亡摄影了!#魅族s旗舰手机# 月日正式开售,盘它! tEaCJFK ​
[Make a person enchanted meizu s this time too! Large screen feel good not to say, even the optical image stabilization, walking pictures wont fuzzy, finally died to save her boyfriend photography! # meizu s flagship phone #, formal sale, offer it! tEaCJFK]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

青年时报:
    【警犬高温执行任务后晕厥,训导员边呼喊边脱衣扇风[悲伤]】月日,四川@叙州公安 接到抓捕任务。当时正值中午,气温多度,训导员带着警犬在山地环境持续搜索了个多小时,奔袭近公里。完成任务后,警犬卡拉突然累倒在地,不断大声喘气,并出现晕厥等中暑症状,令训导员心疼不已。(人民日报)...全文: m.weibo ​
[The police dog after high temperature mission syncope, tutor shouts while strip fan [sad]] month, sichuan @ Syria state police got caught task. During the noon, the temperature degree, tutor with dogs in the mountain environment continue to search the hours, tumbling nearly kilometers. Completion of tasks, police dog karla suddenly fell to the ground and keep breathing, and appear the symptom of heat stroke such as syncope, makes her handler love dearly unceasingly. (Peoples Daily)... The full text m. eibo]

新闻热线: 工作沟通、广告合作请联系:(微信同号)

冷笑话精选:
    [伤心]@大脑切片哎[失望]@活捉一只张张在一起时需要两个人的同意,而分开时只需要一个人的决定。 ​
[[sad] @ brain slice ah [disappointed] @ capture one zhang zhang together needs to be approved by the two separated and only need a persons decision. ​]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

没有评论:

发表评论