Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    给讨厌的人留一句话，其他人假装这个人回复一下[doge] ​
[To those who hate leave word, others pretend to be the man replies [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
    #夜福利#为梦想而来，理想ONE ​
[# # night welfare for dream, the ideal ONE]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    【“警察蜀黍快来救我！”字没写好遭父亲狠批，岁女孩报警称被家暴[吃惊]】#字没写好挨批女孩报警#月日，重庆沙坪坝，岁小女孩哭着报警，说自己被爸爸家暴。@平安沙坪坝 民警到场发现，原来是女孩字写得不好被老师责备，还不接受爸爸的批评，被爸爸一气之下打了手臂。tEXAICJJ ​
[【 police maize come and save me! the word not written by the father, slammed year-old girl alarm said domestic abuse [surprised]] by alarm # # didnt write a bollocking girl month day, chongqing pearls, years old little girl cry to call the police, said that he was father to domestic violence. @ pearls civilian police to find peace, originally is a girl bad handwriting was the teacher scolded, dont accept the criticism of dad, was beaten by dad in his arm. tEXAICJJ]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪汽车：
    #出行生活#[吃惊][吃惊]大写的【服】！你们说蹭上了吗？tEmouS（呆十三） ​
[Travel life # # [surprised] [surprised] capital [take]! You say you rub on? Stay tEmouS ()]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

但斌：
    回复@蜜芽笔记谢谢[心][握手]@蜜芽笔记上联：天时地利人和，下联：诚信专业优秀，横批：东方港湾。
[@ honey bud notes thanks [heart] [shake hands] @ bud note top allied honey, right place, right time and allied professional integrity, horizontal batch the east bay.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博位置：
    年月日 点分左右，上海市嘉定区安亭镇偶遇明星林志颖，详细内容请点击 tEXLbCOC ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, anting town, jiading district, Shanghai with stars look, details please click tEXLbCOC]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 pengfei@staff.weibo

优酷：
    #这就是原创#“古风一体机”@Winky诗 和“吉祥三宝女儿”@NorHargana 是什么神仙组合？一个是古风界大神，一个是伯克利音乐才女，俩人撞到一起会创作出什么样的曲风也是很令人好奇了~ 不过话说跟诺尔曼站在一起后，班长都穿上背带裤了，也是real可爱啊~#这就是原创一股清流#
tEXLhAvo ​
[# # this is the original antique all-in-one @ Winky poetry and what is auspicious sambo daughter @ NorHargana fairy combination? Is an ancient great god, the one is the Berkeley music prodigy, two people hit together will produce what kind of style is also very curious ~ but then stand with Norman, monitor wear suspenders, is also a real cute ~ # # that is original a desire < br > tEXLhAvo]

猫扑：
    【日本街头小吃大阪烧的制作过程[馋嘴]】看看这井然有序的步骤，行云流水的操作~简直是强迫症的福音啊，令人感到浑身舒适[可怜]不管你信不信，反正阿飞是流口水了……tEiQFQl ​ ​​​
[The making process of the [Japanese street snacks okonomiyaki [available]] take a look at the steps of orderly, the operation of the flowing ~ it is the Gospel of obsessive-compulsive disorder, feel whole body comfortable [poor] believe it or not, anyway, teddy boys mouth water... tEiQFQl]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信：mopxmt

知乎：
    #知乎小事# 现在年轻人裸辞后都过的怎么样？ ​
[# # zhihu things now young people are after the naked resignation? ​]

有问题 上知乎

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【制作人曝童模行业秘密：岁女孩挨个给大家敬酒】近日，一段母亲踹踢岁女童模的视频在社交媒体上热传。此事将一直饱受争议的“童模行业”“童星行业”再次拉入大众视野。一位资深制作人透露，小孩表现不好，被家长打骂是常用的事↓↓而、岁的孩子也会像大人一样，挨个给大家敬酒↓↓...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 producer had child models trade secrets year-old girl each of you a toast 】 recently, at the age of a mother kick kick module of video of the girls in the social media heat transfer. It would have been the controversial child models industry child in the industry once again into public view. A senior producer said, children misbehave, abuse is a common thing left left by parents and children under the age of, will also be like adults, each of you a toast left left... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博搞笑排行榜：
    关于工作的一切。
学生提个问题
上班族来回复一下
__________________________________ ​
[All about work. < br > the student ask a question to reply < br > < br > office worker __________________________________]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

但斌：
    回复@丛林[心][作揖]@丛林一切为保护客户财富的决定都是正确的
[Reply @ jungle [heart] [bowing] @ the jungle all the decisions to protect customers wealth are correct]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷：
    #这就是原创#面对【长大是不是一件好事】的辩题，@闫泽欢JH 跟队长@王嘉尔 一样，选择了“长大是一件好事”。嘎嘎想长大是想要更有能力孝顺父母，而欢哥则是想要打破规则，俩人也是很有默契了~#王嘉尔这就是原创#
tEXLhurW ​
[# # this is the original face of growing up is a good thing 】 【 motion, @ 闫泽欢 JH like captain @ Wang Jiaer, chose to grow up is a good thing. Gaga wants to grow up is to to be more capable of filial piety, and the elder brother is to want to break the rules, they also is to have the tacit understanding ~ # Wang Jiaer # < br > this is the original tEXLhurW]

ZAKER：
    【面试机会都不给？研究显示，#海归求职回复率不及国内毕业生#】美国顶级高校研究显示，在中国的求职市场上，美国大学毕业的申请者平均比本土学校毕业的申请者收到回复的可能性低%，即使是名校，这个回复率还是要低%。而在外企和一些高薪企业中差距要小一些。同一份简历，只是毕业大学不同，%的招...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 an interview will not give? Studies have shown that # returnees response rates less than domestic job # 】 graduates studies have shown that top colleges and universities in the United States on Chinas job market, the American university graduate applicants on average than the possibility of a local school applicants received reply low %, even famous universities, the low response rates or %. While in a foreign company and some high salary gap is smaller in the enterprises. The same resume, just graduated from university, % for... The full text m. eibo]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

但斌：
    这是格上财富评出的规模以上阳光私募基金，一季度东方港湾位列广深地区的情况。东方港湾在年价值投资大年中，抓住了整年蓝筹企业价值回归的机遇，直至年月，出于审慎原则进行了仓位控制。年月我们复盘年，认为“系统性危机”解除，全力以赴，取得了月至今的成绩，不断创出历史新高...全文： m.weibo ​
[This is the wealth of the sunshine above designated size private equity funds, in the first quarter of the east bay in shenzhen area. Eastern bay in value investing in annual, grasp the opportunity, year-round blue-chip companies value return until July, for prudent principle has carried on the position control. Years we analyse years, thinks systemic crisis lifted, go all out, the month to date, hitting a record high constantly... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人