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冷笑话精选：
    共勉@小漆拉的草草妈亲爱的姑娘，任何时候请做最好的自己
[@ small paint caocao mother dear girl, please do your best at any time]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

青年时报：
    羊：吃一口怎么了 [二哈]
牧羊犬：都机灵点，庄稼碰都不能碰一下[doge] tEyiisF ​
[Sheep what happened to have a bite [two ha] < br > shepherd all smart point, the crops cannot touch touch [doge] tEyiisF]

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新浪汽车：
    #新车情报局[超话]#【将于上海车展亮相 清源两款车型定名】日前，从清源汽车官方了解到，其将以“尊”字为核心，打造家族化的产品命名。据悉，旗下两款已经曝光的车型正式定名为清源小尊（定位于微型纯电动车）与清源尊者（定位于中型纯电动车）。两款车型都将于上海车展正式亮相。#上海车展锦鲤# ​
[# # new cia] [ultra words will make its debut in Shanghai auto show [carried out two models named 】, understands from radical official car, it would take statue as the core, build a family-based product name. It is reported, its has been exposed in the two models was formally named as radical small statue (located in miniature pure electric vehicles) and radical honour person (located in medium of pure electric vehicles). Two models will be presented in the Shanghai auto show. Koi # # Shanghai motor show]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

ZAKER：
    【那个玩转子的马自达回来了？】 复活转子引擎，而且马自达还将可能重返勒芒小时耐力赛，马自达终于又开始干正事了？ tEGIdvd ​
[The play of rotor Mazda come back? Resurrection of rotor engine and Mazda will likely return to le mans hours endurance, Mazda finally began to dry down to business? tEGIdvd]

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汽车之家：
    #家家汽车文化# 【女神帮我彩绘车身 青岛社海狮模型制作】本次我们的编辑亲手制作了丰田海狮的汽车模型，并且考虑到视觉效果的缺陷，他还特意请来了一位美女为这款“车”做了一个彩绘，接下来就来一道看看这款丰田海狮的车模吧。tEGINYK ​
[# every car culture # 【 goddess help me paint the body club of Qingdao sea lions model making 】 the hands of our editors made Toyota car model of sea lions, and considering the visual defects, he also specially invited a woman for a car made a coloured drawing or pattern, then to a look at the Toyota hiace series models. tEGINYK]

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猫扑：
    【大学生失联天被找到 家属：住废弃房子 周边是墓地和陵园】月日，湖南南华大学学生刘某中返校途中失联。月日，刘某中姐姐称，刘某中于月日在龙虎山风景区附近被发现。他住在一个废弃房子里，周边是墓地和烈士陵园。刘某中姐姐还说，刘某中全身苍白、消瘦，记不大清发生的事，只记得从鹰潭下...全文： m.weibo ​
[College students lost day families are found living surrounding abandoned house is grave and cemetery 】 month day, hunan Liu Mouzhong nanhua university students back to school lost on the way. Month, Liu Mouzhong elder sister said, Liu Mouzhong on February nd in the dragon was found near the scenic spot. He lives in an abandoned house, peripheral and martyr cemetery is the grave. Liu Mouzhong sister also said that Liu Mouzhong pale, thin body, cant remember what happened, just remember from yingtan under... The full text m. eibo]

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卢健生：
    拉斯维加斯有不少高级牛扒餐厅，Del Frisco’s是其中一家。吃牛扒要选部位，我喜欢较嫩的Filet Mignon，你呢？ tRibcGeP ​
[Las Vegas has many senior steak restaurant, Del Friscos is one of them. Eat steak to selected site, I like a nun Filet Mignon, how about you? tRibcGeP]

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但斌：
    [作揖]@羊总之花菜炒蟹恍若隔世。。。@万道至简时间也不算太久远，那也是血淋淋的现实，茅台市盈率.倍！那时，但总是棋手啊！@齐迹时刻@万道至简 转发微博。
[[bowing] @ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab avoiding Mrs... @ wan road to Jane time is not long, its bloody reality, maotai pe ratio. Times! At that time, but it is always player! @ together mark time @ all way forward to Jane.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    [赞]@晴耕雨读乐随缘努力的人一直在努力，不努力的人一如既往的每天抱怨。
[[who] @ shine till the rain has been trying to read music according to people, who dont work hard, as usual, every day to complain.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    [作揖]@泰极否尚永会任何产业都有景气循环，只有在券商做的投资演示文稿中，盈余才会无止境的成长，我们不在乎这短期的波折，真正重要的是长期的结果！当然，有人可能会比较在意短期的成败，而这反而能增加卖家的出售意愿和降低其他潜在买家的竞争意愿！～巴菲特
[[bowing] @ ty no soon-young any industry economic cycle, only in the securities trader investment presentation, the surplus will be endless growth, we dont care for this short-term ups and downs, what really matters is the result of the long-term! Of course, some people may be more concerned about short-term success or failure, and it can increase the sellers willingness to sell and will reduce the other potential buyers competition! To buffett,]

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但斌：
    发表了博文《转：【申万食品饮料-吕昌、周缘】Q业绩预告点评：一季度如期开门红》tEGHuC ​
[Published a blog post all food and beverage - Lv Chang, peripheral Q performance forecast review in the first quarter as scheduled start tEGHuC]

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但斌：
    发表了博文《转：五粮液【申万食品饮料-吕昌、周缘】点评：加速聚焦主品牌》tEGqeVj ​
[Published a blog post wu liang ye all food and beverage - Lv Chang, peripheral 】 【 comments accelerate the main brand focus tEGqeVj]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷：
    带着“金曲奖得主”名号来#这就是原创#的转音女神@孫盛希shishi 在最初就获得了榜单前十强的荣耀名次，而后的《听起来像借口吗？》更是得到队长们的称赞。实力担当的希希女神暂时离开舞台，期待唤醒再放光彩[最右]【优酷猛兽重生榜】tEiMIITp 【微博猛兽重生榜】tEJwglQU
...全文： m.weibo ​
[With the golden melody award name # # this is the original goddess of turns @ Sun Shengxi shishi in the original is given of the glory of the top ten strong place, and then the sounds like an excuse? The captain hailed. Bear strength of Greek goddess temporarily leave the stage, looking forward to wake up to shine again [right] most tEiMIITp youku beast reborn list 】 【 tEJwglQU list of weibo beast reborn 】 【 < br >... The full text m. eibo]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【#小学发演出券让家长购票陪同#?家长质疑被“套路”】学校给孩子发了一张音乐童话剧的券，凭此券家长购票，可免费带一名学生入场。然而不少家长去了剧院买票观看后，吐糟被“套路”了。成人票价分别为元、元、元、元、元、元（VIP），然而低价票根本买不到。记者看到，在记录本上，...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 # primary hair show ticket let parents accompanied the ticket #? Parents question was routine school sent children a piece of music pantomime coupons, coupon by parents to buy tickets, free to take a student admission. However, many parents went to the theatre to buy tickets to watch later, was routine throw down. Adult fare of RMB, the yuan, respectively, yuan RMB, the yuan, (VIP), but dont buy cheap ticket. Reporter saw, in the book,... The full text m. eibo]

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