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[Forecast tonight in interactive topic when over the spare tire is said, when the spare tire how miserable. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
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我的天…这也太甜了吧[酸]@吃不胖的小看完了 我羡慕到哭泣！！@黄濑濑濑濑好的好的 这个柠檬我吃下去了哈[酸]@乳不贫何以平天下啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊太甜了[酸]
[My day... This is too sweetsour @ finished eat not fat look down upon I envy to cry!!!!! @ the lemon yellow dalai dalai dalai dalai good good, I continue to eat the haacid @ milk not lean how flat the world sigh agghh ahhh too sweet [acid]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
女孩真的是天使啦！...不给别人嘲弄你的机会，先从尊重自己做起[ok]
[The girl really is an angel! ... Dont mock your opportunity to others, to start from the respect yourself first [ok]]
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【钱雨比真雨下得大！#游客抛投硬币拜财神#，义工头盔被砸得啪啪响[傻眼]】大年初五，众多游客冒雨前往武汉归元寺拜财神，抛投的硬币像下大雨一样。有女义工说，香客投钱太多，用磁铁根本收不完，只能用扫把，扫了几麻袋，不戴头盔会被砸伤，戴了头盔会被砸得啪啪响。tEcKWvp
[【 Qian Yu than really raining! # # flip a coin mammon, visitors volunteer helmet smashed applauded loudly to [been]] annual fifth, many tourists travel to wuhan to yuan temple worship the god of wealth in the rain, and toss COINS like the heavy rain. Female volunteers say, pilgrims throw too much money, with the magnet is not over, can only use broom and swept sacks, dont wear a helmet would be crushing, wearing a helmet will be snapped loudly. tEcKWvp]
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【#赌王何鸿燊住院# ，家属否认病危：没有转入ICU[并不简单]】#家属否认赌王何鸿燊病危#月日，岁赌王何鸿燊被曝身体病危，紧急转入ICU，赌王四房家人来到医院看望。月日，赌王三太太陈婉珍回应称，他只是在休养，此次住院没什么特别，外界乱传，何鸿燊不在ICU，身体还好，可以吃东西。...全文： m.weibo
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【急救车被堵公里路走半小时 司机愤怒：这是间接杀人】#急救车被堵高速应急车道#月日，湖南湘潭，一辆急救车被堵在高速应急车道上。司机赵龙璋称一路拉响警报，喊话请占道车主让出应急车道，但三四公里的距离还是开了三四十分钟。“应急车道就是个生命通道，把应急车道堵了，等于是间接杀人。”...全文： m.weibo
[The ambulance was blocked kilometers road and a half hours Driver anger this is indirect homicide] emergency lanes # # the ambulance stuck fast month, xiangtan, hunan province, a ambulance stuck in the emergency lane. Driver Zhao Longzhang said alarm, all the way from encroachments owners, please release emergency lanes, but three or four kilometers distance or forty minutes. Emergency lane is a life, the emergency lanes are clogged, and indirect homicide. ... The full text m. eibo]
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岛国一位推主身上发生的一件旧事，事本身说大不大说小不小，但格外引人深省...生活中如果我们能力所能及，管一管“闲事”，助人于危难，哪怕偶尔引起误会，为此道个歉，也算值得了啊。
[Island push one of the main body of a past, said its not a big thing itself said little not small, but all the thoughtful... In life if we could make it within pipe, a business, to help others in trouble, even if occasionally cause misunderstanding, say sorry for this, is worth. ]
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#交通万象# 【硬核妈妈！高铁上#嫌孩子太闹虎妈独自下车#[跪了]】 月日，北京市武女士，带孩子坐高铁到邯郸探亲。路上因为嫌孩子在车上太闹、不听话，她一气之下把孩子丢在车上，自己独自一人下车了。在邯郸东站接站的姥爷没有见到外孙，立马报了警。警方最终在车厢里找到孩子，并将孩子护送回了邯郸...全文： m.weibo
[# # traffic vientiane 【 hardcore mother! High iron # child was too make tiger mother alone out of the car #] [kneeling] month day, ms wu in Beijing, took the kids to sit high iron to visit relatives in handan. Road by children in the car was too troubled, not obedient, she lost her child in a pet in the car, his off alone. In handan east station pick up my grandfather did not see the grandson, immediately called the police. The police finally find children in the car, and will be escorted back to handan children... The full text m. eibo]
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【#羚羊误将猎豹当妈妈# 舔分钟后回神逃跑命丧豹口】南非岁的荒野向导穆勒（Darren Muller）拍下了令人心痛的一幕。一只羚羊妈妈生下羚羊宝宝，湿漉漉的小羚羊刚学会站立，一头公猎豹突然出现吓跑了羚羊妈妈。小羚羊还没反应过来妈妈不见了，误将猎豹当成了妈妈。小羚羊站在猎豹旁边舔了舔猎豹，而...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # antelope mistaking cheetah when mother licked minutes during the run, smiling mouth panther] South African wilderness at the age of the wizard Muller (Darren Muller) took it hurts. An antelope mother gave birth to the baby, wet duiker just learn to stand, a male cheetah sudden scare antelope mother. Didnt react mother gone small antelope, mistaking the cheetah as a mother. Duiker stood beside the cheetah licked the cheetah, and... The full text m. eibo]
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深情、蠢萌、学霸、吃货等等人设，其实都非常容易崩塌，在这名利场里，要求一个有钱有颜的演员，用情专一不劈腿、老实巴交没心眼、业余科研冷板凳、胡吃海塞不怕胖，根本就是不切实际的啊！而且要说能吃，我去粉木下，要说学霸，我去粉中科院院士，我粉你干啥啊？只有因地制宜，扬长避短，造出的才不是...全文： m.weibo
[Affectionate, stupid sprout, students with excellent grades, version and so on a person, actually all is very easy to collapse, in this vanity fair, requires that there be a rich yan actor, one-girl not split leg, wussy didnt minds eye, amateur research bench, hu eat sea plug is not afraid of fat, is impractical! And I want to say to eat, I go to wood powder, say students with excellent grades, member of Chinese academy of sciences, I went to the powder I powder you stem what ah? Only adjust measures to local conditions, foster strengths and circumvent weaknesses, make not only... The full text m. eibo]
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【#西安连续发生无人机扰航# 空管指挥避让近五小时】年月日，正月初二，随着春节假期进入第三天，咸阳机场航班量相比年三十和初一继续呈现回升趋势，全天共执行航班班次，同比增长.%。航班量的不断攀升，也为航空安全保障工作带来了不小的压力，在日傍晚，西安市上空发生数起无人机扰航事...全文： m.weibo
[Continuous happen [# xi an uav one flight # atc command avoid nearly five hours] (date) (month) (year), on the second day, as in the Spring Festival holiday, the third day of xianyang airport flights than thirty and beginning a continued upward trend, throughout the execution flights, year-on-year growth. %. Flights of rising, also work for aviation safety brought a lot of pressure, in the day evening, xi an over several drone one navigation happens... The full text m. eibo]
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【嫌孩子在高铁上太闹 “虎妈”一怒独自下车[衰]】月日(正月初三)正值探亲客流高峰，武女士本来乘坐G从北京到邯郸探亲，结果因为嫌孩子在车上太闹、不听话，她竟一气之下把孩子丢在车上，自己独自下车。直到在邯郸接站的姥爷没有见到外孙，才报警找到了孩子…tEcKCrhY
[The children on the high-speed rail was too make tiger mother anger off alone [failure]] () the first month, when the visiting relatives travel peak, ms wu was a G from Beijing to visit relatives in handan, the results for children in the car was too troubled, not obedient, she cast the child in the car room in a fit of pique, alone to get off. Until in handan pick up my grandfather did not see the grandson, to report to the police found a child... tEcKCrhY]
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[Congratulations to @ CHEfan ZongWei users such as equal share the [yuan]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCwwnZ supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEcXlVfl]
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#新车情报局[超话]#【款大众捷达GLI车型正式发布】近日，海外媒体报道，款大众捷达GLI车型正式发布，新车基于现款捷达车型进行打造，换装性能更强劲的.T四缸发动机，最大输出功率马力。可以把这款车看作是三厢版的高尔夫GTI吗？[疑问]
[# # new cia [ultra words] [vw jetta GLI model release 】 recently, foreign media reported that vw jetta GLI models released, build new car jetta models based on cash, change a stronger performance. T four-cylinder engine, the maximum output power. Can see the car as a sedan version of the golf GTI? [question]]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
【女子误将油门当刹车，撞飞服务区加油机】#误将油门当刹车撞飞加油机#月日，江西宜春。沪昆高速宜春服务区加油站发生惊险一幕，一位女驾驶员错把油门当刹车，直接冲入加油站内，撞飞加油机，然后又撞向停在一旁的两辆小车后才停下。tEcKKxnP
[【 women mistake the throttle when braking, flying service tankers 】 # # mistaking the throttle when the brake flying tankers month day, jiangxi yichun. Shanghai-kunming high-speed yichun service gas station thrilling scene, a female driver mistaking the accelerator when braking, directly into the gas station, flying tankers, and then hit after the two cars parked on the side to stop. tEcKKxnP]
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