2019年2月16日星期六

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猫扑:
    【送的橘子被赞好吃 男子春节返程直接带棵橘树送房东】月日,江西樟树,张师傅从樟树坐火车到浙江嘉兴打工,带了棵橘子树送房东。张师傅说,之前带了橘子房东说好吃,这次送橘树教他种。租房子租得久,和房东有感情,自己的工作也是房东介绍的。@时间视频tEVzHom ​
[【 send the orange is delicious Man return directly with other orange tree to send the landlord 】 during the Spring Festival month, jiangxi camphor tree, a teacher from camphor tree on the train to zhejiang jiaxing to work, take the orange tree to the landlord. Teacher zhang said, with the orange before the landlord said good, this time to send other teach him. Rent house for a long time, and the landlord have feelings, his job is also the landlord is introduced. @ time video tEVzHom]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【央视网“呵呵”做标题刊登北大对翟天临事件说明】月日,@北京大学 发布关于招募翟天临为博士后的调查说明,文中表示承认在学术把关不严、实质性审核不足的问题;同时确认#翟天临#存在学术不端行为,对其作出退站处理。央视网公众号以标题“呵呵”转发该声明,文章底下有网友评论:“字数越少态度...全文: m.weibo ​
[[CCTV network ha ha title in north zhai heaven event description 】, February nd @ Beijing university about recruiting zhai heaven for postdoctoral research, the paper said acknowledged in an academic lax, the problem of insufficient substantial audit; At the same time, make sure the # # zhai heaven exists academic misconduct, back to the station. CCTV net public, with a title ha ha forward the statement, under article has the net friend comment on the less word attitude... The full text m. eibo]

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刘彦斌:
    长期来看,经济增长与股市是正相关的;但是中短期不一定是正相关的!也就是说,经济好股市不一定就涨,而经济不好股市也可以涨!炒股就是炒预期! ​
[In the long term, economic growth is positive correlation with the stock market; But is not necessarily positive correlation in short to medium term! That is, economic good stock market does not necessarily rise, and the economy is bad stock market also can rise! Fried Fried is expected. ​]

刘彦斌:
    我对未来大盘走势持乐观态度!调整后会继续上涨!不必担心! ​
[I market trends are optimistic about the future! After adjustment will continue to rise! Dont worry about it! ​]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#万黄金被当假货随便拿# 成捧成捧地抓回家】年前,淮安盱眙一金店要搞装修,店内保险柜也要升级换代,老板便将装有黄金珠宝的几只保险柜送到银行金库保存。但粗心大意的老板竟遗漏一只保险柜,员工将此只保险柜与其他废弃的保险柜一起当废品给卖了。而当老板发现,并找到这家废品收购站时,保险柜...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # m gold is when fake take into to hold home into an hold 】 years ago, huaian a store to decorate, in-store safe also want to upgrade, the boss will be equipped with safe to the bank vault gold jewelry of the save. But careless boss was missing a safe, the employees will be the only safe, together with other abandoned safe when the waste products to sell. And when the boss found, and find the junkyard when safe... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    如人饮水,冷暖自知,如果人家买东西,贵贱也是人愿意呀。 ​
[Such as people drinking water, affair, if somebody else to buy things, and is willing to all the time. ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    回复@慧普润生[作揖][心]@慧普润生智慧量级决定了,所以佛陀度化世人增进智慧[中国赞][中国赞][中国赞]@但斌江山易改、本性难移,改是不可能改的,只是非常奇怪这种现象![可怜]@红尘之凡夫俗子通常岁后,人的思想是难以改变的。但总是想骂醒睡着的人还是装睡的人[偷笑]
[Reply @ hui PuRunSheng [bowing] [heart] @ hui PuRunSheng level determines the wisdom, therefore the Buddha degree melts the world enhance wisdom praise [China] praise [China] praise [China] @ but added a leopard cannot change its, and it is impossible to change, just very strange phenomenon! [poor] after the age of everyman usually of @ the world of mortals, peoples thinking is difficult to change. But always want to scold to wake the sleeping people still [laughing] playing dumb]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【主动送人头系列!男子骑摩托摔交警面前,被扶起后发现系醉驾】月日,河南南阳一名男子骑着摩托车从路口疾驶而过,转眼便摔下车,交警赶来将其扶起,却发现男子带有酒气。经检测,男子血液内酒精含量达到醉驾标准,因涉嫌危险驾驶罪被刑拘。 tEVfharI ​
[The initiative to send head series! Man riding a motorcycle before it broke the traffic police, was found after pick up is drunk] month day, henan nanyang a man riding a motorcycle sped from the intersection, turn it off, the traffic police came to pick up it, only to find the man with alcohol. Men after the examination, blood alcohol content meet drunken driving standards, was detained on suspicion of dangerous driving sin. tEVfharI]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    大型情话现场[good]@奶且盐sprinkle各个都是情话高手!@要一直温柔呀一个鲤鱼打挺翻身起床找本子写下来@sakua记在小本本上,撩汉子去!
[Large sweet nothings field [good] @ milk and salt sprinkle, each all is sweet nothings! @ always gentle ah a carp DaTing turn up looking for a notebook to write down the @ sakua written down on the small laptop, pulled the man go to!]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#官方回应喷电诈逃犯户字样#:已纠正”:不妥 已纠正】广东茂名市电白区委宣传部就引发热议的“电信诈骗在逃人员家被喷‘电诈逃犯户’字样”一事做出回应。回应称,基层组织在执行工作过程当中,有一些不妥当的做法引起了社会公众的关注和议论,当地已予以纠正。”tEVVRqv ​
[【 # official response spray electric cheat fugitive household words # has been rectified it has corrected 】 guangdong maoming electric white district party committee propaganda department has triggered heated debate telecom fraud at large personnel were sprayed with the words electricity cheat fugitive households to respond. Responded that grass-roots organizations in the implementation process, there are some improper practices caused social public concern and discussion, the local has been corrected. tEVVRqv]

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微博位置:
    #值得去# 佛牙寺美景[围观][围观],开启假日之旅[心]图片来源:_Sunshine_X_,梓琳琳琳......#斯里兰卡·佛牙寺[地点]# tRpZfnt ​
[# # worth tooth temple beauty [watch] [watch], on a holiday trip [heart] image _Sunshine_X_, catalpa Lin Lin Lin... # # Sri Lanka, tooth temple [place] tRpZfnt]

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谢娜:
    今晚大本营,一起跳香水舞嘻嘻[音乐][话筒][照相机][太阳][干杯] @快乐大本营
[Home tonight, perfume dance together xi xi [music] [microphone] [camera] [the] [drink] @ happy camp]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

ZAKER:
    【黑龙江亚布力Club Med工作人员回应游客感染诺如病毒:谈判的人就是为了要钱[摊手]】月日,记者来到Club Med旗下地中海酒店号楼,询问:“酒店是否出现了诺如病毒?”几位工作人员先是说,“这个事情我们不知情,你去问领导。”随后一名工作人员表示:“这个东西和肠胃感冒是一样的,我们这边的人...全文: m.weibo ​
[The heilongjiang yabuli Club Med staff respond to tourists virus infections, such as negotiation is to want money [stand hand]] month day, reporters came to Club Meds Mediterranean hotel building, ask the hotel appeared, such as virus? Several staff first said, the things we dont know, you ask leadership. Then a staff member said this thing is the same and intestines and stomach a cold, our side... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选:
    [允悲]@一起神回复哈哈哈哈哈哈哈可爱@沈澜喵盒盒盒盒盒盒这也太可爱了@对象我给蓝兔写过……后来被我爸妈发现了,他们现在还在笑我[摊手]
[[allow sad] @ god reply ha ha ha ha ha ha ha cute together @ Shen Lan meow box box box box box box its too cute @ object I wrote blue rabbit... Later discovered by my parents, they still smile me [stand hand]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    江山易改、本性难移,改是不可能改的,只是非常奇怪这种现象![可怜]@红尘之凡夫俗子通常岁后,人的思想是难以改变的。但总是想骂醒睡着的人还是装睡的人[偷笑]
[A leopard cannot change its, and it is impossible to change, just very strange phenomenon! [poor] after the age of everyman usually of @ the world of mortals, peoples thinking is difficult to change. But always want to scold to wake the sleeping people still [laughing] playing dumb]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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