Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    好真实@我和贱人的狗血经历是我了@来肆杯勋酒@-月亮的光是借来的-没错了
[Good real @ my blood and bitch dog experience is my @ to wine cup of great contribution to spreading @ - the moon light is borrowed - yes]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

冷笑话精选：
    码[二哈]@好大一只妹纸马住书荒
[Code [two ha] good @ freshman girl horses live only book]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪汽车：
    #出行生活# 最近北京南京等地陆续出现大雪天气，雨雪天气要更加注意行车安全，安全蜀黍给大家讲解安全行车“三宝”，Mark[ok] tEcXxOdM ​
[# # travel life recently the weather of Beijing, nanjing and other places have snow, rain and snow weather should pay more attention to safety, safety sorghum on safe driving sanbao to you, Mark [ok] tEcXxOdM]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

刘彦斌：
    我刚听说化妆品进驻微博了！热烈欢迎！这样一来，微博产品线进一步丰富了：化妆品、食品、酒水、文具、茶具、图书、字画，真实琳琅满目呀！太令人高兴了！我支持！ ​
[I just heard that cosmetics in weibo! A warm welcome! As a result, weibo product line further enriched cosmetics, food, drinks, stationery, tea sets, books, calligraphy and painting, real full of beautiful things in eyes! Too happy! I support! ​]

但斌：
    发表了博文《转载：过年了！从三毛六分一杯起喝的茅台为什么只有茅台镇才能有？》过年了！从三毛六分一杯起喝的茅台为什么只有茅台镇才能有？第一财经百家号-访谈嘉宾为贵州茅台集团原董事长季克tEcXIzDV ​
[Published the post reprinted Chinese New Year! From SAN MAO six points and a cup of drink moutai why can only have maotai? The New Year! Since SAN MAO six points and a cup of drink maotai why can only have maotai? First number hundreds of finance and economics - interview guests for the guizhou maotai group, the former chairman kostik schwein tEcXIzDV]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    “在我看来，命运这东西，有时候是公平的。 所谓远见，背后是用人品、善良和精益求精的态度积累起来的。 没有对好电影的热爱，没有帮助他人的善良品质，没有为了事业自我牺牲的觉悟，怎么会有“命里该赚”的结果。 就像那句话说的：所有命运赠送的礼物，早已在暗中标着价格。”[赞][赞][赞]
[In my opinion, fate this thing, and sometimes is fair. Behind the so-called vision, with personality, kind and keep improving attitude accumulated. There is no love of a good movie, to help others of good quality, not to sacrifice my career awareness, how can have the result of make in the life. Like the other words all the fate of the gift, in the dark the bid the price already. [who] [who] [who]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家：
    #晚安家人# 春节串门的时候，和亲戚之间应该聊些什么呢？来说说看~ ​
[# # good night family during the Spring Festival, a string of between relatives and should talk about what? Is said to see ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

ZAKER：
    #深夜ZAKER# 我们已经走得太远，以至于忘了当初为什么而出发。——纪伯伦 ​​​​
[# ZAKER# weve gone too far in the middle of the night, so forget why start. - khalil gibran]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

新浪新闻客户端：
    #深夜大明白#家有一只比熊就超可爱了，这个铲屎官家里居然又多了只比熊小奶狗，简直是可爱爆棚呀[憧憬] tEcIXaSl ​
[# # the night big understand home has a than bear is cute, the shovel excrement officer at home is more than bear little milk, dog is a lovely peaks [hope] tEcIXaSl]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #深夜大明白#萌哭！转发这条“锦鲤熊”，今年你也能集好运和万千宠爱于一身！tEcVzmn ​
[# # the night big understand of cry! Forwarding this article brocade carp bear, you can also set good luck this year and pampered! tEcVzmn]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【北京龙庆峡冰灯展区因碎石坠落关闭 名游客送医】据@美丽_延庆 ，日晚，龙庆峡冰灯展区因碎石坠落穿透展区顶棚，致数名游客受伤。据初步了解，目前有名游客已送至医院救治，龙庆峡景区已关闭，开放时间另行公告。 ​​​​
[【 the longqingxia ice lanterns in Beijing exhibition for gravel fall off Tourists hospital 】 according to @ _ yanqing, beautiful night, the longqingxia lanterns galleries for rubble falling through galleries ceiling, several tourists were injured. According to the preliminary understanding, at present, the famous tourist has sent to the hospital, the longqingxia scenic area has been closed, open time prior notice. ​​​​]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

当当创始人李国庆：
    tEcXUdoc ​
[tEcXUdoc]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

优酷：
    老铁们，从明天起#乡村爱情#改在早更新啦！带着爹娘媳妇娃娃们快来乐呵啊～
[Brother, starting from tomorrow # # country love change in an update! Father and mother with happy ~ daughter-in-law doll is coming quickly]

新浪新闻客户端：
    【孙子突然回国过年 爷爷奶奶开心得像个孩子[心]】河北辛集的小王在外留学已有四年未回家过年。今年除夕前，小王从伦敦出发坐了小时飞机，又走了小时高速，出现在家门口时，爷爷奶奶高兴得立即抱住孙子，开心得像个孩子[抱抱]网友：常回家看看吧！[泪] tEcyPji ​
[The grandson suddenly returned home for the holiday Grandma and grandpa happy like a child [heart]] hebei xinji wang study abroad for four years not to go home for the holiday. Before the New Years eve this year, wang from London sat for hours in the plane, and go a hour high-speed, appeared on the doorstep, grandma and grandpa immediately happily embrace grandson, happy like a child [hug] netizen go home often! [in] tEcyPji]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【惊险！失控轿车冲破护栏与路人擦肩而过 #酒驾司机下跪道歉#[衰]】月日晚，浙江衢州西区一辆轿车失控冲破护栏后撞向人行道，一名夜跑男子险些被撞到。救援人员将肇事司机救出后，该司机给夜跑男子下跪求饶。经酒精呼气检测，该司机涉嫌醉酒驾驶。目前，案件正在进一步调查之中。tEcJcAWz ​
[【 thrill! Runaway car kick down the barriers and passers-by passing drivers kneel apology # # drunk driving [failure]] on Tuesday night, west zhejiang quzhou a car out of control to break the barrier after crashed to the sidewalk, a night running man came close to being hit. Rescuers to reach the driver, the driver to run night men kneel for mercy. The alcohol breath testing that the driver allegedly driving drunk. At present, the case is under further investigation. tEcJcAWz]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。