2019年2月17日星期日

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【这就尴尬了!男子醉驾骑摩托,恰好摔倒交警面前被刑拘】#醉驾摩托恰好摔交警面前#月日河南南阳,一男子骑着摩托车从路口疾驶而过,转眼便摔下车,交警赶来将其扶起,却发现男子带有酒气。经检测,男子血液内酒精含量为.mgml,达到醉驾标准,目前男子因涉嫌危险驾驶罪被刑拘。 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[This embarrassing! Man drunk driving motorcycles, happens to fall before the traffic police imprisoned] # # month before drunk driving motorcycle just fell and the traffic police, henan nanyang, a man riding a motorcycle sped from the intersection, turn it off, the traffic police came to pick up it, only to find the man with alcohol. After the examination, for mens blood alcohol content. MGML, meet drunken driving standards, the man was detained on suspicion of dangerous driving sin. ... The full text m. eibo]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    你周围结婚很早的人,过得怎么样?
[Get married early people around you, how are you doing?]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

猫扑:
    【#烟台广告牌写热爱西安#:烟台官方回应系外地务工人员私自制作】月日,山东烟台通报公益广告牌出现“热爱西安”字样事件。月日,唐某某为防止学生通过栅栏购买其他同行食品,联系广告公司制作广告牌用于遮挡栅栏。广告公司在网上找到“西安市市民文明公约”将题目做修改后进行印制,唐某某为防...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # yantai billboards love xi an # yantai official response of migrant workers to make 】 month day, shandong yantai on public signs appear xian love event. Month day, tang so-and-so to prevent students through the fence to buy other food contact advertising companies make billboard used to keep out the fence. Advertising companies on the Internet to find citizens of xi an civilization convention amend the subject do after printing, tang so-and-so to prevent... The full text m. eibo]

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微博位置:
    #值得去# 报告大王!这里发现一个人间仙境!西中岛[好喜欢]图片来源:Jingjingsz,松Ggggggg......#大连·西中岛[地点]# tzLHjkv ​
[# # to report the king! Here to find a fairyland! West island [like] image Jingjingsz, pine Ggggggg... # #, dalian west island, [place] tzLHjkv]

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青年时报:
    【“我好穷给我打钱!” 美国男子#靠网络乞讨月入万#[摊手]】一名美国小哥Jovan Hill,曾因一句“要是有人能给我打钱就好了”的抱怨,不但引来很多网友的安慰,还真有一名粉丝往他账户里转了美金。后来,他成为一名专业的网络乞讨者,得到了每个月超过了美金(折合人民币元!)的收入。不...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 Im so poor farmers for me! the man begging an income than # # by network [stand hand]] an American little brother Jovan Hill, was a if someone could give me some farm complaints, not only attracted a lot of net friend to comfort, do have a fan to he turned $in the account. Later, he became a professional network of beggars, got a month more than $(equivalence renminbi yuan!) Income. No... The full text m. eibo]

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微博汽车:
    #车评精选# 这样的朋友我也想要[酸]
[Evaluation of selected # # car as a friend I also want to [acid]]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

音悦台:
    #五月天[超话]# 《如果我们不曾相遇》,如果我们不曾相遇,人生又如何运行;如果我们不曾相识,就不存在这场景。tRljeXH ​
[# # mayday [ultra words] if we didnt meet, if we didnt meet, life and how to run; If we have not met, there is no this scenario. tRljeXH]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

小米手机:
    三摄,闭环马达,全系第五代屏幕指纹解锁...为了不辜负大家的期望,我们往#小米#上堆了很多好料,但成本也不可避免地上升,希望大家理解!不过请放心,即便如此,我们的价格也绝对厚道![心]
[Three perturbation, a closed-loop motor, all is the fifth generation of fingerprint screen unlock... In order to live up to everyones expectations, we went to # # millet on pile of a lot of good material, but the cost also inevitably rise, hope you understand! But please rest assured, even so, our price is absolutely honest! [heart]]

一面科技,一面艺术。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子赌博输掉万跳河轻生 结果水太冷大喊救命[允悲]】#跳河嫌水太冷喊救命#近日,南通一男子因参与赌博输掉万,一时想不开跳河轻生。下水后,男子拼命挣扎呼救:“我不行了,太冷了!”听到呼救声后,正在附近的小伙李志强毅然跳进米多深的冰冷河水里救人,在群众的帮助下将落水男子拉上岸。...全文: m.weibo ​
[The man, gambling lost jump river suicide The water is too cold to yell for help [allow sad]] # # jump river water was too cold calling for help recently, nantong a man lose by involved in gambling, jump river committed suicide. After launching, man struggling for help I cant, its too cold! After heard her cries, is near the small li chi keung, resolutely jumped into meters deep cold river to save more, with the help of the masses pull drowning man ashore. ... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    评论也好好笑@格策各种吹啊哈哈哈哈哈哈@祖传挖鼻绝技上次我打车,路上太堵了,师傅强烈推荐我坐地铁,最后把我送到地铁口,然后他自己把车往附近一停,坐公交走了??????
[Comment or funny @ lattice ce various mew ahaha ha ha ha ha @ ancestral one nose blowing stunt last time I take a taxi, the road is blocked, the master is highly recommended I take the subway, finally took me to, estuary metro subway then he parked the car to a nearby, take the bus go??????]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

天猫:
    #这一天,超级迸发#赶紧为伦伦来打call!阿迪达斯#天猫超级品牌日#更多世界,更多可能!年,值得期待!#邓伦[超话]#
[# on this day, super and burst # for lun lun to make the call! Adidas world # # Tmall super brand, more and more impossible! Years, is worth looking forward to! # # Deng Lun] [than words]

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新浪汽车:
    #歪果车圈趣闻#骚操作![跪了]一位特技飞行员一边驾驶着飞机在空中度旋转……一边给自己倒了杯饮料[费解]tEVLhYI ​
[# # slanting fruit.so funny SAO operation! [kneeling] a stunt pilot while driving the plane degree rotation in the air... And poured himself a drink tEVLhYI [difficult]]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

平安北京:
    【酒驾被查开车逃逸,拖行交警米!刑拘![怒]】房山区一次设卡检查时,一辆小客车司机被交警拦截了下来。当听到自己酒后驾驶时,这位司机竟然突然加速前行,试图逃跑,并将检查的交警拖拽了多米!最终,该司机被刑拘。tEViSWd @京视频 ​
[Driving drunk driving by escape, dragged meters! Police detained! [anger]] a set up checked posts inspection fangshan district, a passenger car drivers blocked by traffic police. When heard his drunken driving, the driver should suddenly sped up, trying to escape, and will check the traffic police drag meters! In the end, the driver had been detained. Video tEViSWd @ Beijing]

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汽车之家:
    #论坛精选日报#【越野女孩孙婧淇的私人厨房 第一弹】今天给大家介绍的这位小姐姐是来自论坛红人馆的奥利奥。最近她驾驶着Jeep牧马人去探访了一处小情侣的约会圣地——雷达基地,并且还表演了一段“才艺展示”——铁锅炖大鱼!你是否想了解这处约会圣地的更多秘密?是否想看看奥利奥的厨艺究竟如何...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # BBS of hits daily 【 cross-country girl Sun Jing q private kitchens The first bomb 】 today to introduce you to the little sister is oreo from BBS reds pavilion. Recently she drove a Jeep wrangler to visit mecca for a small couples dating radar base, and also performed a talent show -- an iron stew fish! Do you want to know about this date more secret in the holy land? Do you want to see how the oreos cooking... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选:
    很真实了@阿茜本茜本人[微笑]
[Very real @ Reese o this she himself [smiles]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

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