Just want to be a beloved clientPoison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are

新浪新闻客户端：
    【收福气 天选之子就是你】叮，你们的小哥哥上线了！#新浪新闻红包飞#今晚明晚-，#乐华七子#NEXT@THEO-朱正廷 @范丞丞Adam @jjjustin @Biiiii毕雯珺 @Dzr_丁泽仁 @Lee权哲 @黄新淳先生 送你个元现金红包。戳→tETfP福运还是要享的，万一实现了呢！ ​
[【 receive blessings The son of the chosen is you 】 ding, your little brother online! # sina news fly # tomorrow night tonight - a red envelope, # # NEXT @ THEO - the focus seven scholars Zhu Zhengting @ Fan Chengcheng Adam @ jjjustin @ Biiiii BiWenJun @ Dzr_ Ding Zeren @ Mr Lee right @ hairdresser chun zhe RMB to send you a cash bonus. Stamp - tETfP or to enjoy good fortune, one thousand achieved! ​]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选：
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈别怂啊@资深观众韩梅梅哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@urnot-葱公哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！@-MuLee好可爱啊@我偏要改成水星记哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈小老弟你怂啥
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha dont particularly senior audience han meimei ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ @ urnot - green and ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! @ - MuLee good lovely @ I tried to make it into a mercury ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha little bro you particularly remember what]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

MIUI：
    对@小爱同学 说开启红包助手 ​
[Love @ small classmate Open red envelope aide said]

MIUI米柚，AI加持的全面屏系统。

但斌：
    在故乡虎鹿峰的虎峰上修了一个“秀峰亭”，供村民休憩，马上要竣工了[作揖][心][鲜花] ​
[Tiger tiger on the peak of kanomine in my hometown built a xiufeng pavilion, for the villagers to have a rest, will soon completed [bowing] [heart] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #美食时刻#【酸汤肥牛】人人都爱的酸汤肥牛，酸辣开胃，大口吃肉超满足，美食get√ tEtLakS ​
[# # food moments 【 sour soup fat 】 everyone love fat sour soup, hot and sour appetizing, satisfied besides meat, food tEtLakS get)]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

汽车之家：
    #家人帮家人# 正在为购车纠结的同学们，来这条微博里留下你的购车条件（如：价格、三厢两厢或SUV、手挡或自动挡、追求动力、空间等），转发并评论，让大家一起帮你挑一款爱车吧。购车信息越详细，越有机会被家家推荐。 ​
[# # family help family are shopping with classmates, to leave your car in this tweet conditions (such as price, saloon sta or SUV, hand or automatic, the pursuit of power, space, etc.), and forward comments, let us together to help you pick a car. Car-buying information more detailed, more have a chance to be every recommendation. ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪新闻客户端：
    #美食时刻# 花式煎饺，学会了，过年回家大显身手一把。 tEEtlms ​
[# # fancy food moments Fried dumpling, learned, New Years day home game. tEEtlms]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷：
    #挑战吧太空# 第十二期正片上线！！在“火星”的最后一天，@王宝强工作室 意外失联引发集体大猜想。备份指令长身份揭秘，@THEO-朱正廷 将如何带领@张雨绮 @火箭少女_吴宣仪 返回地球？[疑问]赶紧戳视频了解一下！[太开心]
tEtQcap ​
[Twelfth # # the challenges space feature online!! In the last day of the Mars, @ wang baoqiang studio Accidentally lost cause collective wonders. Backup commander identity revealed, @ THEO - Zhu Zhengting How will lead the girl _ Wu Xuanyi @ Kitty zhang @ the rockets To return to earth? [question] to poke video look at! [quite happy] < br > tEtQcap]

青年时报：
    【回家过年途中，男子把丈母娘忘在服务区！独行公里未察觉[允悲]】#在身边爱回家# 女婿广某驾车与丈母娘从浙江前往贵州都匀过年，途中在服务区如厕后，竟将丈母娘遗失在服务区，广某接到民警电话才发现丈母娘不在车上，独行了公里竟未察觉，最后调头回去接丈母娘。祝这位哥过年一切安好！[笑cry] v...全文： m.weibo ​
[(New Years day on the way home, the man left my mother-in-law in service area! Walk alone km unaware [allow sad]] # # around love home son-in-law broadly a driving and mother-in-law from zhejiang to guizhou DouYun New Years day, in the service area after using the toilet, on the way to loss in the service area, the mother-in-law widely discovered mother-in-law is not one to get a phone call from the police car, walk alone did not perceive the km, mother-in-law finally turned back. I wish the elder brother of Chinese New Year everything is ok! [laughing cry] v... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷：
    #乡村爱情# 宋爸爸就这么一个千金，当然希望女儿嫁个如意郎君。老铁们，你们觉得@宋晓峰 娶青莲够格吗？会不会是鲜花插在牛粪上哈哈tEtOrg ​
[# # country love song father is a daughter, so, of course, hope the daughter marry a mr.right. Brother, what do you think the @ xiao-feng song Marry a violet good enough? Could it be ha ha tEtOrg flowers inserted in cow dung]

新浪汽车：
    #萌宠与车##小狗跟车追主人公里# 【怕主人不要自己了 沈阳小狗跟车狂追公里】月日，沈阳皇姑区昆山西路怒江街上一只小狗在马路上狂奔追赶一辆行驶的轿车。轿车司机发现后，抱起小狗心疼地说“你从家里一路追出来有公里，你跑了公里我都没有发现，走，上车带你一起回家。”据车主介绍，他有两套...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # # of familiar with the car with the dog car chase master km # 【 dont afraid of master himself Shenyang puppy with car crazy chase km] month day, shenyang Huanggu District kunshan west road nujiang street a puppy ran after a moving car on the road. Car drivers found after picked up the puppy love to say you have km chased out from home, I have found that you ran the km walk, get on the bus go home together with you. According to the owner, he has two sets of... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【曝#华夏学宫发布告家长书# 将解决无学籍无学历问题】 近日，孙楠女儿就读学校华夏学宫无办学资质的事件曝光。月日，网曝一封华夏学宫“告家长书”，写到：“根据市、区教育局的要求，需将-岁的适龄孩童纳入九年义务教育轨道，借此契机学校将解决部分学生无学籍无学历的问题，并力保下学期如期开...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 exposed # # huaxia east release letter to parents to solve the problem without ones status as a student degree 】 recently, sun nan daughter school Revelations of huaxia east without running qualification. Month, net had an east China letter to parents, wrote according to the requirements of the city, the district bureau of education should be - at the age of school-age children into the orbit of nine years of compulsory education, avail ourselves of this opportunity to school will solve the problems of the students without ones status as a student without record of formal schooling, and hold as scheduled to open next semester... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

冷笑话精选：
    大概这就是所谓的纯真吧[心] tEtlpb ​
[Maybe this is the so-called pure tEtlpb [heart]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：如果一个男人在恋爱时，关心你的方方面面，每天都和你聊天，逗你开心，关心你的心情好坏，总能使你展开笑容。但是，一结婚，得到你后，就冷落你了，露出真面目，不再逗你开心了，你郁闷，也不耐心开解你了，像变了一个人似的，如果你们有孩子了，但是男人已不是最初那个令你快乐心动...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listen to friends if a man in love, all aspects of care about you, every day and you chat, amuse you, care about your mood is good or bad, can always make you smile. After a marriage, however, get your snubbed you, show face, no longer to make you happy, you depressed, also not patience clean you, like a different person, if you have children, but man is not the original that makes you happy... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

微博搞笑排行榜：
    [大侦探皮卡丘微笑]@望茂丽好感是看完榜微博退了出来，真心喜欢是关注！@fanfan转给首页@陈buting原来……@冰淇淋的甜不及你的微笑母胎solo的也就过来看看[挖鼻]
[[detective Pikachu smile] looking @ mau goodwill is watching the list was withdrawn weibo, love is to pay attention! @ fanfan is both to the home page @ Chen buting originally... @ ice cream sweet as your smile of maternal-fetal solo would come over to see [dig nose]]

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