冷笑话精选:
狗子:玩一次就得了,不给你点颜色看看还蹬鼻子上脸了是吧[doge] tReQHtD
[Dog play a have to, not to give you some color to see see also push my nose, my face is [doge] tReQHtD]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
新浪新闻客户端:
【老人高铁突发疾病,归队兵哥出手相救】月日上午九点左右,邯郸高铁出站口,一名老人突发脑溢血,神智不清,五名邯郸涉县当地部队归队兵哥,正好碰到此事,帮助急救人员一起将老人送至邯郸中心医院,然后默默离开。 tReQw
[Back the old man high-speed seizures, boys rescue 】 the month day around o clock in the morning, handan high-speed exit, a sudden cerebral hemorrhage, old man, intoxication five handan back she county local forces soldier brother, just touching it, help emergency workers together to the old man sent to the handan central hospital, and then quietly left. tReQw]
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【连撞次!SUV挡路,皮卡车司机驾车“杀”出一条“生”路[衰]】月日,广西柳州,一皮卡车主发现自己车被堵,出不去停车位,就根据对方车上的电话联系了车主,但打了半小时都没人接。因身上背万现款,等着给工人发工资,情急之下他直接连撞SUV次,“杀”出一条出路。tReQwNaR ...全文: m.weibo
[The collision times! SUV is in the way, kill pickup truck driver driving out a raw road [failure]] month day, guangxi liuzhou, a pickup truck owners found his car stuck, couldnt go out parking, according to each other on the telephone contact the owner, but playing for half an hour no one answered. For back thousands of cash on me, waiting to give workers salary, the feeling be nasty under his direct hit suvs, kill give a way out. TReQwNaR... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车:
#车圈新闻# 【今日起执行!机动车合格证可线上办理!】工信部发布《关于机动车合格证业务线上办理有关事项的通知》:自年月日起,工信部装备中心开通机动车合格证业务平台,简化梳理了所需材料清单,以方便相关企业和个人在线办理合格证业务。业务平台办理网址为tRejEOcL,相关企业或...全文: m.weibo
[# #.so news [done today! Motor vehicle certification can be online to deal with!] Ministry issued about motor vehicle certification business online to handle relevant matters notice since (date) (month) (year), ministry of equipment center opened motor vehicle certification services platform, the simplified combed the materials needed to list, for the relevant enterprises and individuals to handle certificate business online. Business platform for web site for tRejEOcL, related businesses or... The full text m. eibo]
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#家家试驾评测##力帆EV#【算好用车经济账 试驾力帆EV 豪华型】电动车现在绝对是汽车市场的大热,人们在选购电动车时,除了可靠性、续航里程、充电方便程度之外,价格也是关注的重点。而力帆汽车有这么一款产品,它的价格是目前紧凑型纯电动车领域唯一补贴后低于万元的,它就是力帆EV,下面...全文: m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # lifan EV# 【 good car calculator drive of lifan EV luxury 】 electric cars now is absolutely car market hot, people in the choose and buy electric cars, in addition to the reliability, range, how easy it is to charge, the price also is the focus of attention. Lifan cars have such a product, it is the price of the compact pure electric vehicles currently only subsidies after less than ten thousand RMB, it is lifan EV, below... The full text m. eibo]
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小米手机:
感谢全球米粉的支持!现在#小米#系列已现货,欢迎大家来小米商城逛一逛 [爱你]
[Thank the support global rice noodles! Now # # millet series spot, welcome to millet mall walklove you]
探索黑科技,为发烧而生。
猫扑:
【男子上班遇车祸 公司提前上班违反制度 不算工伤】江苏南通男子王某是一家公司的保洁员,他的工作时间为早点至点。为做好本职工作,他每天点就到公司上班。月日王某上班途中发生车祸,交警部门认定他在事故中不承担责任。伤逾后,他提出工伤认定申请。然而公司却认为其违反公司制度提前上班,...全文: m.weibo
[The man to work in car company work in violation of the system do not calculate inductrial injury ahead 】 jiangsu nantong man wang mou is a cleaner, his work time is earlier to the point. Completes the labor of duty, he points to the company to work every day. Date of wang mou had a car accident on the way to work, the traffic police department as he does not assume responsibility in the accident. After more than, he put forward inductrial injury cognizance application. Company, however, that the violation of company system to work early... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【女子北京地铁内抽电子烟 老人上前制止遭女子辱骂】月日,北京地铁十号线一女子在车厢内吸电子烟,一位老大爷上前制止,遭女子起身怒骂。北京地铁负责人表示,目前没有针对电子烟的明确规定,但吸电子烟会对其他乘客造成影响,一旦见到乘客吸电子烟,工作人员会及时制止。@新京报我们视频 ...全文: m.weibo
[【 women smoke electronic in the Beijing subway Was the old man to help the woman abused 】 the date, the Beijing subway line a woman in the car electronic cigarette, an old man to help, by the woman got up and denounced. , said an official with the Beijing subway at present did not make clear a regulation to electronic cigarettes, but the electronic cigarette will affect the other passengers, once meet passenger electronic cigarette, staff will stop in time. @ Beijing news we video... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
微博汽车:
#大V聊车# 重新出发后的红旗,告别了之前高高在上的定位。H -万的定价,不仅具有时尚的外观还有舒适的悬架。.T AT的动力总成,对于这样一款近米车长的“大家伙”来说,动力稍有迟滞,或许是为了平顺性,也损失了一些动力的响应速度。
[Talk about car # # big V to set out the red flag, after said goodbye before on location. H - pricing, not only has the appearance of fashion and comfort of the suspension. T AT powertrain, for such a close m big guy conductor, power slightly delayed, perhaps to comfort, also lost some momentum response speed.]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
杨幂:
#为人民军队点赞# 致敬最可爱的人,有你们在,很安心[加油][加油][加油]
[Thumb up # # for the peoples liberation army pay tribute to the most lovely people, have you in, very comfortable [go] [go] [go]]
这里有一只狐狸,幸福,感恩,知足,爱~><
优酷:
@吴越 做客#星月对话#现场拍摄照片,展示自己的拍摄视角,并与主持人@王江月 一起插花。讲述她在北京和上海生活的双城故事。坦言不为结婚而结婚,“结婚了没什么骄傲的,不结婚也没什么自卑的。”并称婚后可以像罗子君那样接受做全职主妇。总结自己的前半生,她称没什么后悔的,可以打分。更多节目精...全文: m.weibo
[# @ leaves home wu yue # the dialogue scene photos, show their own perspective, and together with the host @ Wang Jiangyue flower arrangement. She lives in Beijing and Shanghais twins story. Admitted that he didnt marry for marriage, married not proud of, dont get married also no inferiority. Said after marriage can be like Luo Zijun accepted a full-time housewife. Summed up his first half, she said nothing in regret, can score. More show fine... The full text m. eibo]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【女子#让孩子在公交上练吊环# 司机阻止被怒怼:天天都这么吊 就你有意见[摊手]】月日,长沙一公交车上,一女子让男童抓住拉手练吊环。被司机劝阻后,该女子怒怼:“关你屁事 ”,并对司机大吼:“我天天都这么吊,就你有意见,你有病啊!”@新京报我们视频 tReYBGpE
[【 women practice rings # # let the children on the bus driver to stop by nu Dui everyday so hanging you have opinions [stand hand]] month day, changsha on a bus, a woman let the boy caught shake handshandle practice rings. , after being driver to dissuade the woman nu Dui pass you fart matter, and the driver roar loud I every day so, you have opinions, you are ill! @ Beijing news we video tReYBGpE]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
南方都市报:
【斗鱼封禁陈一发儿直播间 称将按照相关法律严肃处理】月日晚,斗鱼直播平台公布对“陈一发儿被指侮辱先烈”事件的处理办法。公告称,陈一发儿在年的直播中发表极其错误言论,视频引起了广大网友的关注,并造成恶劣社会影响。平台将从即日起,禁封主播陈一发儿的直播间。tReYQOEr
[【 bettas are banned Chen Yifa son studio said will be in accordance with the relevant law seriously on Tuesday night, bettas are live platform released Chen Yifa son was accused of insulting martyrs event processing method. Announcement, Chen Yifa wrong comments in the years of live, video caught the attention of the people, and bad social impact. Platform will from now on, JinFeng anchor Chen Yifa studios. tReYQOEr]
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新浪新闻客户端:
你认为这是工伤吗?
[Do you think this is inductrial injury?]
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汽车之家:
#家家汽车文化#到店实拍 红旗H 款 .T 舒适版~ tReHgou
[# # every car culture to store make red flag H. T comfort edition ~ tReHgou]
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东方航空:
#八一建军节# 中国人民解放军建军周年,向最可爱的人致敬![心]
[# # bayi army day during the anniversary of the Chinese peoples liberation army, the salute to the most lovely people! [heart]]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海,是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年,以原东航集团公司为主体,在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合,东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主,通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
卢健生:
眼神坚毅,不愧是军人出身。@i毛百万:四星上将,爱国者,烈属。在军队里威望极高。估计两党没人敢反他。
[Eyes firm, not the kui is a military man. @ I millions of MAO a four-star general, patriot, Chinese. In the very high prestige in the army. Estimates of both parties no one dared to against him.]
Z CAM, CEO
青年时报:
【岁女子本以为第三胎轻松分娩,没想到竟然遇上了肩难产】前两天,赵女士生下了自己的第三个宝宝。原本,她以为这次会顺顺利利地生产,没想到遭遇了“肩难产”。肩难产是一种分娩并发症,是指胎头娩出后,胎儿肩膀卡在骨盆出口处,不能娩出的情况。肩难产在临床上很少见,发生率为.%~.%,主要高...全文: m.weibo
[【 year old female thought a third child easy childbirth, unexpectedly unexpectedly met with shoulder dystocia 】 two days ago, ms zhao gave birth to her third baby. Originally, she thought that this will be the smooth production, unexpectedly encountered shoulder dystocia. Shoulder dystocia is a kind of childbirth complications, is refers to the fetal head after childbirth, fetal shoulder stuck in the pelvic outlet, not themselves. Shoulder dystocia is rare in clinic, the incidence of. % ~. The %, mainly high... The full text m. eibo]
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微博汽车:
UTV芦芽山撒野,秒杀一众越野车,UTV:恕我直言,在座各位都是垃圾[doge][doge]
[UTV rhizome bud mountain run, kill the suv, the UTV to tell you the truth, you are rubbish [doge] [doge]]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
新浪新闻客户端:
【痛失爱子后 父亲卧底约死群解救多人:很多人并不想死】自从儿子胡靖通过约死群和两个青年相约烧炭自杀去世,胡建国为了找到儿子自杀的原因,加入了约死群,成了一个劝生者。在劝生者看来,约死群中的人并不是真心想死,他们中的很多人只是暂时受挫,处在一个人生的低潮期。“真想死的,直接就死了,...全文: m.weibo
[After the loss Father undercover about death group to save many people a lot of people dont want to die] since the son Hu Jing dates through about death group and two youths to reduce suicide death, jian-guo hu to find reasons to son committed suicide, joined a group of about death, has become a advised the living. Look in to the living, about death group of people is not really want to die, many of them only a temporary setback, is in a period of life. Really want to die, and direct died,... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车:
#新车情报局# 【全新一汽-大众CC 月日上市】全新的大众CC和其他的妖艳贱货都不一样,更酷也更稳重,像是套娃突然觉醒放飞自我,但套娃的骨子里还是不变的,看内饰就知道了[二哈]——“虽然更帅了,但是老子还是那个成熟稳重的蓝人。”
[# # new cia new faw Volkswagen CC date listed 】 【 new Volkswagen CC, unlike other enchanting bitch, cooler and more steady, like a sudden awakening dolls release yourself, but the doll was always the same, see how interiors [two ha] - although more handsome, but Lao tzu is still the blue mature people. ]
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最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
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创作者们,明天见!
[Creators, see you tomorrow! ]
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优酷:
#给我一个十八岁# 秋水又双叒叕要表白了?nonono脑洞大开一下…这次或许是想说……
[# give me a # colchicine and double 叒 叕 to do? Nonono imagination about... This is probably trying to say... ]
南方都市报:
【死伤!西南石油大学通报师生在新疆野外考察突遇泥石流情况】@西南石油大学:月日左右,我校地球科学与技术学院老师李某某及硕士研究生黄某某、王某、刘某某、胡某等人在新疆阿克苏温宿县野外地质考察途中突遇泥石流灾害,李某某及黄某某、王某、刘某某等名师生不幸遇难,胡某受伤,没有...全文: m.weibo
[【 casualties! Southwest petroleum university situation of teachers and students encountered some debris flow field investigation in xinjiang province 】 @ southwest petroleum university month day or so, the earth science and technology college teacher li mou a certain and master huang, wang mou, Liu Moumou, Hu Mou et on aksu wensu county field geological investigation in xinjiang province encountered some debris flow disasters, li mou a certain and huang, wang mou, Liu Moumou students and teachers died, Hu Mou injured, no... The full text m. eibo]
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微博汽车:
#大V聊车# 近期高温天气持续,车辆在暴晒或者高温情况下很容易出状况。为防止车辆自燃,小知识还是要学起来。
[Talk about car # # big V recently sustained high temperature weather, vehicle in the sun or high temperature conditions are easily. To prevent vehicle fire, little knowledge or to learn.]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
猫扑:
【招投标作弊被当场揭穿 投标箱盖子内竟粘着一颗球】月日,福建漳州东泗乡,一工程招标现场被发现有猫腻。该项目经费一百万余元,家投标公司进行第二轮中标抽选。有人发现箱子一角翘起,疑似有猫腻,查看发现箱子盖子内粘着一标有号数字的乒乓球。目前,该招投标已被中止。tReHqvh
[【 was caught cheating bidding within the box lid was glued to a ball] month day, fujian zhangzhou see east township, the site was found to be an engineering bidding. The project funds one million yuan, for the second round of bidding selected companies. Someone found box in the corner of cock, suspected fishy, check found inside the box lid glued to a marked with number of table tennis. At present, the bidding has been aborted. tReHqvh]
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微博汽车:
车船税新规发布,对小排量车型和新能源车型有利好哦~
[Vehicle and release new rules, the low-emission vehicles and new energy vehicles is good oh ~]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
小S:
两年半的时间改变了很多,但我最离不开的搭档还是你。Hi,新组合@蔡康永,#小度·购物节#见!@小度小度 tRezHf tReHRnoM
[Two and a half years of time has changed a lot, but I cant leave the partner or you. Hi, new combination @ definetely, # #, small degree of shopping day, see you! @ small small degrees tRezHf tReHRnoM]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【星巴克在华业绩全面下滑 要在中国开展外卖业务?】今年月底星巴克CEO凯文·约翰逊曾表示,中国团队正在与一家大型科技公司商讨派送合作事宜,预计能在今年年底前成型并付诸实施。星巴克近日发布的财报显示,其中国市场年来第一次出现下降,也是促使其拓展外卖市场空间的原因。tRelPqdE
[【 starbucks overall decline in performance in China To do delivery business in China? Starbucks CEO Kevin Johnson said at the end of this year, the Chinese team is working with a big technology companies to discuss delivery, can be formed by the end of this year and is expected to put into practice. Starbucks, according to the results released recently dropped for the first time in the Chinese market years, are also contributing to the delivery market space. tRelPqdE]
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