张杰:
黑夜过后的光芒有多美……
tRthnxdx #歌手张杰#
[How beautiful the night after the light... < br > tRthnxdx # # singer zhang jie]
工作请联络邮箱:jasonstudio@outlook
【婴儿车扶梯上翻倒 外卖小哥扔饭救娃[赞]】近日,湖北红安一女士在推婴儿车上扶梯时,婴儿车突然翻倒下来。两名外卖小哥立即扔掉餐盒飞奔救人,所幸大人小孩都没事。“虽因为丢了餐赔钱给顾客,但小孩没受伤,我觉得是值得的。”提醒妈妈们,勿将婴儿车推上手扶梯!tRiWcev @梨视频
[Overturned the pram escalator take-out little elder brother threw rice save Eva [who]] recently, the hubei GongAn a lady in pushing a baby cart ladder, pram flipped over. Two takeout little elder brother immediately run away boxes to save, fortunately, adult children are ok. Is lost because eat a loss to the customer, but I cant injured children, I think its worth it. Remind mothers, not bringing strollers onto hand escalator! TRiWcev @ pear video]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。奔波儿灞与灞波儿奔:
【奔波头条】男子醉后掉入井中却拒绝警方施救?年收入超过万的人未必幸福?小伙遭高压电击之后仍然生龙活虎还唱了首歌?……我发现,我越来越不懂这个世界了……[二哈][二哈][二哈]tRiBaFa
[Man running headline 】 【 hit drunken refused to police rescue them? Earning more than tens of thousands may not happiness? Guy by high voltage electric shock is still alive after also sing the song? ...... I found that I dont understand the world more and more... [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] tRiBaFa]
机智呆逼两基友,爆笑喷饭两冤家!思想聚焦:
老师分两种:一种叫神,一种叫哎呦,意外意外.......
你的老师是哪种。[笑cry]
[Teacher is divided into two kinds one kind is called of god, called oh, accident... < br > what is your teacher. [laughing cry]]
成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin暴走漫画:
我们来玩个小游戏
[Lets play a little game]
常规合作:hezuo@baozou 《暴走大事件》内游戏类合作:baozouyouxi@inacg宅腐集中营:
【两首《悟空》,网易多万评论,泪目。】[悲伤]
大街上,有个小男孩吵着要买棉花糖。妈妈指着他手里的小糖人,说:“刚买的孙悟空还没吃呢,怎么还要?”小男孩不听,赖在原地,非要买棉花糖不可。妈妈没办法,只好同意了。小男孩终于拿到了棉花糖,开心地对小糖人说“大圣你看,你的筋斗云来了!” [心]
[【 more than two monkey, netease comments, tears eyes. [sad] < br > the street, a little boy noisy cotton candy to buy. Small long mother pointed at his hands, said just bought sun wukong havent eat, how? The little boy didnt listen to, lai in situ, dont want to buy cotton candy. My mother cant, had to agree. The little boy finally got the cotton candy, happily said to the little long you see, another somersault cloud you come! [heart]]
既宅又腐,前途未卜。各位宅男腐女,你们找到组织了!投稿请发私信。合作请加Q:唐晓天DADDI:
最近拍片总被嫌弃肩太宽胸太大脸不凹、
[Recently filming was abandon a shoulder too wide chest is too big face concave,]
全世界最棒的日料师 大地 ins xiaotianj回忆专用小马甲:
家里肯定哪个地方有明火,端午刚来了,往这一卧,眼神不自觉的往上瞅,还时不时拿爪子摸自己头。我仔细一看,这货的眉毛被烧了三根,末端还带着烧焦的小黑球(我手指处)……在家仔仔细细找了一圈也没发现啥线索,问它它也不说,很神秘的一个猫,感觉它路子还挺野的
[Sure where open flames in the home, dragon boat has just come, into a lie, his eyes unconsciously glanced up, also took the paw to touch his head from time to time. I looked carefully, this shipment is eyebrows burned three root, end with a charred black ball (my finger point)... Found a circle of buyers at home also didnt find any clues, ask it also dont say, a cat, very mysterious feeling its way still pretty wild]
《愿无岁月可回头》当时我就震惊了:
世界顶级厨神戈登拉姆齐的煎牛排教程!米其林三星大厨,看的简直口水直流,马住下次自己在家做![酷]
tRiBCvJK
[The worlds top kitchen god Gordon ramsay Fried steak tutorial! Michelin three-star chef, see the saliva dc, horse to live at home next time do it! [cool] < br > tRiBCvJK]
深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜周冬雨:
冬雨蓝是多蓝 黑白米是几米😳@春纪官方微博
[Winter is so blue blue 黑白米是几米😳@春纪官方微博 ]
dongyustudio@史上第一最最搞:
以前的咖啡拉花弱爆了,这个能直接出头像![二哈]tRiBiK
[The coffee is too weak a garland of before, this directly to the head! [two ha] tRiBiK]
让好心情发酵,蒸发掉所有负能量Happy张江:
收了学起来,年轻人必须知道的个#做饭#技巧[赞]
[The learning, young people must know a # # cooking skills [who]]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信猫扑:
【赌王儿子坐经济舱遇麻烦 没亮身份前遭航空公司各种冷待】昨晚,何猷君在微博上发文称,自己与创业伙伴乘坐香港航空经济舱,但小伙伴的护照遗留在飞机上,无法入境,他们打了好多次电话给航空公司,结果对方都爱理不理,两人不得不在机场等了一晚。直到机场某位管理人员认出了何猷君的身份,护照在十
[The king son flying economy class in trouble Identity by the airlines before all kinds of light disfavour 】 last night, Mr King on weibo that oneself with business partners in Hong Kong aviation economy, but the friends passport legacy on the plane, cant enter, they played many times call to airlines, the result each other all love reason disregard, two people have to waiting at the airport for one night. Until someone at the airport management personnel to recognize the identity of the Lawrence king, passport in ten]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:全球奇闻趣事:
【神奇的出生】宝宝在妈妈肚子出生不容易,妈妈也很不容易,肚子开一刀不是男人可以想象得到的。请善待身边的她[心] tRiBGkN .
[Magic was born baby in the mother belly was born is not easy, mother also very not easy, gut can imagine a knife is not a man. Please be kind to her around tRiBGkN [heart].]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事,欢迎爆料。生活小智慧:
【感人丨都是因为爱】一段让母乳麻麻深有感触的广告[悲伤] tRfdVO
[A touching 丨 because love 】 【 let breast hemp that AD [sad] tRfdVO]
发现,创意,让生活变得多姿多彩起来!| 合作QQ:央视新闻:
【快讯!油价今夜时下调 加一箱号汽油省元】今日时,年第次成品油调价窗口开启:汽油、柴油每吨均将下调元。从全国平均来看,号汽油、号汽油每升下调.元,号汽油每升下调.元,号柴油每升下调.元。按一般家用汽车油箱L容量估测,加满一箱号汽油将节省约元。
[【 express! Tonight when oil prices fall Add a number of gasoline province yuan 】 today, refined oil price adjustment in the first time the window open gasoline and diesel are cut in yuan per ton. From the point of the national average, gasoline, gasoline per litre fall. Yuan, gasoline per litre fall. Yuan, diesel per litre fall. Yuan. According to the general family expenses car tank L capacity estimation, fill it up with a number of gasoline will save about RMB. ]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。陈一发儿:
男人看了会沉默,女人看了会流泪[悲伤][悲伤]
[Man watched the silence, the woman watched tears [sad] [sad]]
一个内向的胖子,一个命运多舛的天才妇女 斗鱼直播间:httpsdouyu 合作邮箱:chenyifaer@吴琼琼爱画画:
有奖竞猜!!昨天看到有人发“直男测试题”觉得很好笑[偷笑],我就出个高阶版的“真女人测试题”给大家玩玩,以最快的速度答题在评论,最先答出全对答案的中元奖[来][来][来]
[Prize contest!!!!! Yesterday to see someone hair straight men test thought it was funny. [laughing] and I will make an advanced version of the real woman test play for everyone, with the fastest speed the answer in the comments, the first answered all of the answers in yuan prize [to] [to] [to]]
淘宝店:吴琼琼的美人制造 (商业合作qq:)吃货之美食天下:
【漫画肉】路飞最爱吃的火腿肉 终于有做法教程了 你感受一下这满口肉的香味[doge][doge] #吃货之美食天下#
tRiWigBJ
[Luffy favorite cartoon meat 】 【 ham Finally, practice the tutorial You feel the full of meat flavor [doge] [doge] # # version of the food the world < br > tRiWigBJ]
我们的理想:吃遍中国小吃和美食,我们自豪的说:我们是吃货,不丢人!合作请私信!合作QQ大胃王密子君:
#趣做CEO#每个人都是有多重属性的,正如大胃王并不是我唯一的标签。听说最近有人在招首席体验官,作为美食界的小仙女也想把生活中的乐趣更多的分享给大家。无论在哪个领域,都会有不同的体验!希望大家也能和我一样,勇敢做自己,@LYNKCO我来啦~ tRiBSQKI
[# boring do CEO# everyone has multiple attributes, just as big stomach king is not my only label. Heard someone recently in recruiting chief officer, as part of the culinary world fairy want to share the fun in life more. No matter in which field, will have different experience! I hope you can like me, brave do yourself, @ LYNKCO me ~ tRiBSQKI]
快乐的吃货!韩雪:
才意识到今天是#白色情人节# 。说明深宅不好,该出去放放了。
[Realize the # # today is white valentines day. Deep curtilage is bad, it went out to fly. ]
官方网站:hanxue.cc 个人app:雪藏 工作事宜请联系:韩雪工作室微博或hanxuestudio@sina我的朋友是个呆B:
柴柴出门碰到同伴本想示好交个朋友,结果被无情地拒绝了,感觉自己很委屈...
[Wood wood door met companion wanted to in hand over a friend, the results were ruthlessly refused, feel very grievance... ]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的中国新闻网:
【男子吃了块五成熟牛排 体内长出五米多长的虫子[生病]】个月前,自从吃了一块五成熟的牛排后,浙江温州的周先生就经常腹泻。后经检验,发现其体内可能寄生着一条虫子,他在服下南瓜籽、槟榔汤和导泻药物后,排出一条.米长的绦虫!(温州网)[话筒]吃货们,爱吃生鱼片、不全熟的牛排可要小心啦!
[The five mature man ate a piece of steak in the body grow more than five meters long worm [ill]] months ago, since after eating a piece of steak five mature, wenzhou, zhejiang province zhou often diarrhea. After inspection, found that the body may harbor a worm, he take the pumpkin seeds, betelnut soup and catharsis drugs, after a discharge. Meters long tapeworm! Network (wenzhou) [microphone] foodies, loves to eat raw fish, be careful not well-done steak! ]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。季箐:
我希望买的鞋子是你渴望的颜色,我希望拨通电话时你恰好在想我,我希望说早安你也刚起床,我希望买的书是你欣赏的故事,我希望关灯刹那你正泛起困意,我希望买的水果你永远觉得是甜的,我希望点的歌是你喜欢唱的,我希望你会是喜欢我的。
[I want to buy the shoes is the color you desire, I hope the phone when you happened to be in want to me, I want to say good morning to you also just get up, I want to buy the book is a story of you like, I want to turn off the lights of the moments you are stuck on the meaning, I want to buy fruit you can think it is sweet, and I hope you like to sing the song, I hope you will like me. ]
愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复,其余都是骗子】铲屎官和主子们:
柯基:铲屎的,你这样对我真的好吗?给你个眼神,自己体会[doge]tRiBiwtB
[Corgi shovel excrement, you really good to me like this? Give you a look, his experience [doge] tRiBiwtB]
每日更新铲屎君和宠物们的逗比日常舌尖上地菜谱:
一款西红柿炒鸡蛋的高能做法[推荐]tRtckbnu
[A high-energy approach [recommend] tRtckbnu scrambled egg with tomato]
技能大咖:
简单几笔就画出各种漂亮的花朵,分分钟让娃崇拜 ,建议留着备用![doge]tRilFoq
[Simple a few pen to draw all kinds of beautiful flowers, points minutes let her worship, suggest keep the standby! [doge] tRilFoq]
猫扑:
“我岁的时候,我妹的年纪是我的一半,现在我岁了,请问妹妹几岁?”哈哈哈外国小哥整个人都蒙圈了!花了分钟才解开这道小学数学题[笑cry]tRiBtmov
[At the age of me, my sisters age is my half, I years old now, excuse me how old is sister? Ha ha ha foreign little elder brother all receive ring! Took minutes to unlock this elementary school math problem [laugh cry] tRiBtmov]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:表情包无水印:
想你,想打定话给你[doge]
[Miss you, you want to make up words to [doge]]
要啥表情直接说。只发最好玩的表情。365道美食DIY:
【种土豆新吃法】对于土豆控来说,没吃完这些土豆做法,人生都不完整~[色]
[【 new eat potatoes for potato control, didnt eat these potatoes, life is not a complete ~ [color]]
原微博名道美食精选 合作Q 人这辈子有两样东西是别人抢不走 一.是吃进肚里的食物 二.是藏在心里的梦想 做一个有梦想 的吃货 你就是无敌松鼠视频:
国外一哥们专门制造一些与路人见面时打错招呼的误会,感觉拍完这些视频还没被人打死已经很好了。。。[二哈]
#外国人少系列#
tRiBaAy
[国外一哥们专门制造一些与路人见面时打错招呼的误会,感觉拍完这些视频还没被人打死已经很好了…[二哈]< br > #外国人少系列# < br > tRiBaAy]
这里有最好玩的短视频~ 分享&投稿请私信一句心情签名:
有一些人的出现,就是来给我们开眼的。所以,人一定要禁得起假话,受得住敷衍,忍得住欺骗,忘得了承诺,放得下一切,别和傻逼讲道理,别跟人渣瞎逼逼。
[The emergence of some people is to give us the first. So, the person must withstand lies, to elaborate, endure live cheat, forget promises, put down everything, dont reason and silly force, dont give scum blind force. ]
有没有一个词、一句话,让你想起某件事、某个人;有没有那么一段情,让你。。搞笑萌宠秀:
卧槽!鲱鱼罐头这玩意真的有人吃啊?!主人让狗闻了一下。。汪鬼知道我经历了什么[doge] #宠物卖萌中心# tRinezY
[Oh, my gosh! Herring can this thing really someone to eat? ! Let the dog smell. Master. Wang who knows what I went through [doge] # # tRinezY pet show MOE center]
微博知名宠物达人,每日分享最萌最搞笑的萌宠趣图。合作QQ:。看书有道:
能把木头刨得跟纸一样薄的寄木细工,这手艺简直巧夺天工![舔屏]tRISsaKk
[Can send the wood plane was as thin as paper wood details, this craft is wonderful artical excelling nature! [lick screen] tRISsaKk]
你的人生,也可以是一本最好看的书。合作请到公众号iikanshu回复【合作】了解详情。
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