2017年3月25日星期六

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    评论留下你向往的专业,读这个专业的人来介绍一下现状吧 _____________________________ ​​​
[Comments to leave your professional, read the professional person to introduce the present situation of _____________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

全球健身中心:
    国外最火的快速减手臂 — 天鹅臂练习[嘻嘻]认真看,是超有效。没什么要领,就只要坚持做,按时做,别放弃!众多宝宝反应练习天之后你会看到你的手臂会小一圈,副乳也会消失,而且差不多坚持五天就会看到美丽的锁骨出现,还有做完之后脖子看起来会有纤长感 [来]#运动教室#tRMoECy ​​​
[Of the most popular rapid reduction of foreign arms - swan arm exercises (hee hee) seriously look, is very effective. Its main point, as long as insist to do, on time to do it, dont give up! Many baby reaction practicing day after you will see your arms will be small, vice milk will disappear, and insist on almost five days you will see the beauty of the clavicle, and neck look after finishing have long feeling [to] # # tRMoECy sports classroom]

最大最全的健身微博,来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程,加上专业的教练指导,总有一款适合你!商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow

锦鲤大王:
    #大王睡了# 晚安周六(癸卯月 辛亥日)。愿望交给锦鲤们,你只管努力就行,握鳍。**。O。o〇。〇Oo。*Oo。*。oo。*Oo。*。Oo。*。。*。Ooo。*。o〇Oo。*o。*Oo。*。ooOoO。*Oo。o。*O*。o。*。oOo。o。*O*o。*。Oo。*。o。*。Oo。*。o。*Oo。*。oo。*O ​​​
[# # king slept goodnight Saturday, decyl every month Xinhai). Wish to brocade carp, you just hard line, fin. * *. O. O . Oo. * Oo. *. Oo. * Oo. *. Oo. . *. *. Ooo. *. O Oo. * o. * Oo. *. OoOoO. * Oo. O. * O *. O. *. OOo. O. * O * O. *. Oo. *. O. *. Oo. *. O. * Oo. *. Oo. * O]

【深度合作微信】lin_ojoj 【神秘淘宝】 jldw.taobao ~~~~~~~~锦鲤图原作者 Jill johansen

思想聚焦:
    下班之后走在路上,看到两边道路上依然亮着的灯,路人依然行色匆匆,不远处是几位环卫工人正在打扫着垃圾,卖红薯的小贩还在冷风中叫卖着,保安亭里的大叔依然在打着瞌睡,几位年轻人拖着行李刚好与我擦肩而过,也许他们和我们一样,也怀揣着梦想,刚刚来到这个城市。生活从来不容易,而且你发现,我们 ​​​
[After work to walk on the road, see the road on both sides still bright lights, the passers-by as still in a hurry, is not far from several sanitation worker is cleaning the garbage, sells the sweet potato vendors hawking in the cold wind, also the security guard uncle still in doze in the pavilion, a few young men dragging baggage just brushed past with me, maybe they like us, also with dream, just came to this city. Life is never easy, and you find us]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

林珊珊_Sunny:
    之前看到有个网友留言
她说能不能拍一个‘’我的一天‘’
很好奇我平日里的一天是怎么度过的
所以这次出去拍摄,趁着有人给我录视频
就拍了个“我的一天”啦
这的确是我发过最长时间的一个视频[污]
tRflqnR ​​​

[Before you see a net friend message < br > she said can make a my day < br > very curious I is how do you spend a day in the < br > so this time out, while I had had someone to record the video < br > just took a my day < br > this is me the longest time of a video [pollution] < br > tRflqnR]

SHOP搜索【林珊珊】 工作事宜发邮箱:supermanjbc@ 【ins supermanlss】

人民日报:
    【看了这个视频,你还忍心乱扔垃圾吗[泪]】彭文才在峨眉山金顶悬崖区域捡了年垃圾,一个月只休三四天,全景区只有他一人坚持!冬天下雪时天冷雾大,什么都看不见,手冻僵了连绳子都抓不到。他说自已有两个心愿:一是希望大家少扔点垃圾,二是有更多时间陪伴家人。tRVtdYp @二更视频 ​​​
[【 watched this video, you still have the heart to throw rubbish [tears]] Peng Wencai in emeishan jinding cliff area to pick up the garbage, only take three or four days a month, the whole scenic spot, he was the only one who insist! When snow in winter cold fog is big, cant see anything, hands frozen cant catch the rope. He said there are two wishes one is the hope that we throw away less rubbish, it is to spend more time with his family. TRVtdYp @ more video]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

同道大叔:
    为什么金牛座这么优秀……tRMFgE ​​​
[Why do you so good... tRMFgE]

星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱:woshitongdao@shushujia.me

当时我就震惊了:
    【震惊今日派送】一个蓝牙音响,希望它可以随时随地带给你最美妙的音乐世界。 ​​​
[A shock today send 】 【 bluetooth stereo, hope it can bring you the most beautiful music anytime and anywhere in the world. ​​​]

深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜

中国青年报:
    #刺死辱母者被判无期#【中青评论:请给公民战胜邪恶的法律正义!】法律规定“正当防卫”行为,目的是要鼓励公民采取必要措施与不法侵害作斗争,保护自身的合法权益,从而弥补公力救济之不足。在司法实践中,如果将“超过必要限度”的“门槛”抬高,施以无差别的“对待”,只会使公民抗争邪恶的勇气遭受 ​​​
[# # stabbed to death mother shame was sentenced to life in the middle comments please give citizens overcome evil law justice!] Law self-defense behavior, the purpose is to encourage citizens to take necessary measures to fight illegal infringement, protect the lawful rights and interests of their own, so as to make up for the shortage of public aid force. In judicial practice, if will be more than necessary to limit of the threshold, inflict indiscriminate treatment, will only make citizens to fight evil courage to suffer]

历史的一份底稿。(中国青年报官方网站中青在线 cyol 微信公众账号:zqbcyol)

冷笑话精选:
    如果前任突然抱住你,你只能跟他说个字,你会说什么?[doge] ​​​
[If the former suddenly embrace you, you can only say a word to him, what would you say? [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

Happy张江:
    我的天,原来蚊香根本不需要分开的?!!!掰开烧过的惭愧路过,感觉自己白活了,突然熏疼那些年被我掰坏的蚊香[摊手]#微博爆料# ​​​
[My god, the original mosquito-repellent incense dont need to separate? !!!!!!!!! Break burnt ashamed passing by, feel miss life, I smoked painful in those years was suddenly break bad mosquito-repellent incense [stand hand] # weibo report #]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

澎湃新闻:
    【社论|辱母案:期待“正义的理据”】山东冠县“辱母杀人案”成为这几天的舆论热点。首先,目前舆论几乎一边倒地站在被告人一边,但是,法院判决没有认定于欢构成“正当防卫”。这种民意与司法认定之间的鸿沟,是需要法院加以释明的,或者由上级法院通过改判而填平。其次,此案中警察的处理,饱受公众 ​​​
[The editorial | shame mother case looking forward to justice to 】 shandong guan female homicides shame as public opinion hot these days. First of all, current opinion almost overwhelmingly in favor of the defendant, but the court did not constitute in huan justifiable defense. The gap between public opinion and judicial cognizance, it is need to be shi Ming court, or by the superior court filled by modified. Second, the case in the police handling of the public]

有内涵的时政新媒体

老夏和脆鹅:
    沒關係 人老了就是這樣 沒關係 明天起床就會好了 沒關係...... ​​​
[It doesnt matter Old is that it doesnt matter Wake up tomorrow will be better It doesnt matter... ​​​]

非夏德萱本人所有视频均来源于instagramdk_

迪玛希Dimash:
    OK,OK! ​​​
[好,好!]

工作联络:dimash@bgtalent

豆瓣说:
    多年暗恋加倒追,我终于和我家大叔在一起啦! ​​​
[Unrequited love and fall after for many years, I with my uncle at last! ​​​]

嘻嘻

一只学屌:
    哈哈哈哈王者五黑图,拿去当头像吧。[doge] ​​​
[Ha ha ha ha of five black figure, take go when the head. [doge]]

从前有个人关注了我,然后Ta过上了幸福快乐的日子

不弄发型就闹心:
    当爸爸们给女儿扎头发.... ​​​
[When father to his daughter a hair... ​​​]

换个发型换个心情!一切,从“头”开始。

波杰克马男:
    谁的热情都有期限,忍不下去的时候,大不了喊一声:带着你忽冷忽热的性子给你妈耍去 ​​​
[Whose enthusiasm has deadline, endure not going down, big shout with hot and cold temper you give to your mother]

我不想做人了

许嵩:
    【分享来自Vae+】三月末梢絮语 tRMXZv ​​​
[【 share from Vae + 】 peripheral letters tRMXZv in March]

公务邮箱:vaestudio@hotmail(张先生)

新闻晨报:
    【拯救#失眠#者!美国医生的#秒极速入睡法#】美国医生安德鲁•韦尔亲自示范“--”呼吸法,能使人在秒内进入睡眠状态。分个步骤,先吸气秒、再憋气秒、最后再呼气秒,次循环后,便能感受到睡意,而整个过程仅秒。。。碉堡了,建议留着备用!tRtzP ​​​
[【 save the # # insomnia! The doctor # # s speed sleep method 】 the doctor Andrew weir demonstration , breathing in person, can make the person to sleep in seconds. Again, steps, first inhale second seconds, then exhale seconds, loops, the whole process can feel sleepy, and only seconds... Bunkers, suggest keep the standby! tRtzP]

新媒体合作:qq; 曝料热线:- ; 客服热线:、

艳光四射性冷淡:
    🍵 ​​​


I want an instant orgasm with no effort.

镰刀刮腋毛:
    啊看见一只美狗鱼[doge]tRMCJL ​​​
[O saw a beautiful pike [doge] tRMCJL]

微博第一审美直男

回忆专用小马甲:
    (•̆ ௰ •̆)已经胖的就剩一个小鼻子了 ins:bunnybears_love [心] ​​​
[(• ̆ ௰ ̆) have fat with a small nose ins bunnybears_love [heart]]

《愿无岁月可回头》

舌尖上地菜谱:
    【排骨山药玉米汤的做法】一道味道清甜、营养丰富的美味汤水,快收了做给心爱的人吃吧~ . tRinTvl ​​​
[【 chops yam of corn soup 】 a tasty soup tastes sweet, rich nutrition, quick charge for the one you love to eat ~. TRinTvl]

北美吐槽君:
    “大叔说等他来我这办事的时候顺便把我办了,我该不该通过yp破chu?(图)” ​​​
[Mutombo said when he came to my work the way I did, I should pass yp broken chu? (photo)]

吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

思想聚焦:
    若有才华藏于心,岁月从不败美人。[心] ​​​
[If you have talent hidden in the heart, time never lost beauty. [heart]]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

经典心理学:
    你两个真NB,不就是考个试嘛,竟然动用上 特警了😂😂tRMowGj ​​​
[你两个真NB,不就是考个试嘛,竟然动用上 特警了😂😂tRMowGj ​​​]

大家有心理和恋爱方面困扰的可以来这里,我会真诚的为大家服务,倾听你的心声帮助你解决问题和困扰 ,我就是大家的好朋友

新京报:
    【生气小时=熬夜小时】爱生气的人都是跟自己过不去!心理学家分析发现,生气小时造成的体力与精神消耗,相当于加班小时。人的负面情绪得不到释放,会导致血压升高、胃肠紊乱、免疫力下降,引起皮肤弹性下降、色素沉着,甚至诱发疾病。因此生闷气是对自己施加酷刑。生气伤身! ​​​​@生命时报 ​​​
[Love angry angry = stay up late hours 】 【 were can not pass with yourself! Psychologists found that angry hours caused by the physical and mental consumption, equivalent to work overtime hours. Negative emotions is not released, people can lead to high blood pressure, gastrointestinal disorders, decreased immunity, decreased elasticity, cause skin pigmentation, and even cause disease. Sulking is therefore to torture yourself. Angry hurt the body! @ life times]

一份以责任为灵魂的报纸;一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸;一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报,品质源于责任。

蒜长:
    喜欢吗 评论喊停送两个人[心](分钟完)之前喊停的奖品等我回家发给大家[心] ​​​
[Like? Comments stop send two men [heart] (minutes) before stop prizes waiting for me to issue you [heart]]

卖包的 卖包的 卖包的 上新会关评论

天天美食推荐:
    养生壶两台,健康生活从现在开始,拿走不谢[doge] ​​​
[Two curing pot, a healthy life from now on, take no x [doge]]

新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法,尝尽世界美味,感受舌尖上的中国!加关注吧!商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow

Pandora占星小巫:
    所有的终结都是新的开始。
学会发自内心的爱自己,
也就可以更深地爱别人!

晚安,好梦:)❤️ ​​​

[All end is a new beginning. < br > to learn from the heart to love oneself, < br > can deeper love others! < br > < br > good night, good dream) ❤ ️]

关注小巫就是关注真实的你。(微博占星的唯一领地)合作及原创约稿QQ:。

延参法师:
    生活需要我们选择一种温暖,积极,乐观,富有创造的心情,去面对这生命当中所有的残酷与温柔。晚安。 ​​​
[Life we need to choose a warm, positive, optimistic, creative mood, to face the life of all the cruelty and gentleness. Good night. ​​​]

作家

我叫孙孙孙佳:
    我想这几天没照骗的绝对不是我一个人,全国都在降雨[二哈]明天大晴天我要出去浪[二哈]风衣一套@Raiko酱 喊停一位送你一整套[doge] ​​​
[I dont think this a few days according to cheat is not I a person, the country is in the rain , sunny tomorrow Im going out to sea,] [two dust coat a @ Raiko sauce stop a send you a set of [doge]]

这里是一个大家庭

技能大咖:
    浴室里面的一些逆天神技能,赶紧涨姿势了,太赞了get! ? ? tRtmkW ​​​
[The bathroom might go against some of the skills, god hurriedly up position, too great a get! ? ? tRtmkW]

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