又学到了一句机智回应的话[二哈]
[Learning again witty response ,]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
思想聚焦：个月大的宝宝Matthew，由于病毒感染导致耳朵失聪。这是他第一次听见声音，表情大亮。[心]tRiPScd
[Matthew months old baby, ear hearing loss caused by viral infection. This is the first time he heard voices, look bright. [heart] tRiPScd]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
人民网：#五个一百正能量#【女子心脏骤停倒地 交警急救赢得“黄金四分钟”[赞]】近日，安徽一女子在过斑马线时，心脏突然骤停，晕倒在地。执勤交警陈锐迅速上前，对其进行心肺复苏和人工呼吸，又拿出硝酸甘油给她含服。急救三四分钟后，女子恢复意识，被急救车送往医院。@看看新闻Knews tRiMmYs
[# # five hundreds of positive energy [woman fell down traffic police emergency cardiac arrest to win four minutes gold [who]] recently, the anhui province when a woman at a zebra crossing, heart sudden cardiac arrest, faint in the ground. Traffic police on duty star forward quickly, for cardiopulmonary resuscitation and artificial respiration, took the nitroglycerin to suck it for her. Emergency three or four minutes later, the woman regaining consciousness, was taken to hospital in an ambulance. Read news @ Knews tRiMmYs]
报道全球 传播中国
天天美食推荐：【蛋包饭】这个蛋一定要全熟，全熟的蛋包饭吃起来才有热的感觉 [色]tRiboRDc
[The egg egg boarding 】 【 must be well done, well done boarding egg eats only feel hot tRiboRDc [color]]
新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！加关注吧！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
黄宗泽：我是車手！🚘
[我是车手!🚘]
Wong Chung Chak International Official Website wongchungchak facebookBosco?ref=nf
人民日报：美国一个小男孩在练习武术的时候遇到了难题，教练是这样鼓励他的。。。能遇到这样的老师是人生一大幸事！tRtKoK（@这里是美国 ）
[The United States of a little boy when met with difficulties in practicing martial arts, the coach encouraged him so... To meet such a teacher is a great blessing of life! TRtKoK (@ this is America)]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
Happy张江：老铁厉害了！！！八分音符酱解关，笑的肚子疼，看一次笑一年~~~服[二哈]#低调炫技# tRiamlF
[Old iron much!!!!!! Quaver paste solution, laughing stomach pain, see a smile ~ ~ ~ take a year two ha # # low key technique tRiamlF]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
宋佳：三月啦～～[笑哈哈][笑哈哈][笑哈哈]
[March ~ ~ [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]]
小花
复古写真馆：硬生生的被Ruby Rose掰弯了～
[Abruptly bent in the Ruby Rose bye ~]
推广请私信 店铺号： 公众号：xllwan
头条新闻：#两会留声机#【多位代表委员提议补贴二孩家庭起码应够奶粉钱】全面二孩政策落地一年多之后，发放“二孩补贴”不约而同成为几位代表委员的建言献策内容之一。全国人大代表孙晓梅称，每月二孩补贴起码应该够奶粉钱。tRiawfnJ 对此，你怎么看，关注话题#全国两会#参与讨论
[The phonograph # # two meetings [several representatives proposed subsidies two child family should be at least enough milk powder money 】 comprehensive two child policy be born after more than a year, to issue the second child subsidies to become one of the several representatives of BSFLP content. Deputy to the National Peoples Congress xiao-mei sun, according to two child allowance should at least enough milk powder money every month. TRiawfnJ, what do you think about, focus on the topic # national annual # in the discussion]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
杨桐Y：祝大家有一个开心的周末[耶][耶][耶]
[I wish you all have a happy weekend [and] [the] [and]]
chaiwofong：🖤 black team
[🖤黑队]
爺兒們
最神奇的视频：重新认识元素周期表，个元素种日法 ，涨姿势了！！ tRiawKr .
[To know the periodic table, element, method, higher position!! TRiawKr.]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天！
新闻晨报：【[围观]陪伴我们儿时的经典动画片《#灌篮高手#》主题曲《直到世界尽头》的现场版】现场气氛太好太燃了，前奏响起就会起鸡皮疙瘩热泪盈眶 ，满满都是回忆，愿我们永远年轻[心]tRMDLIYx
[[[watch] with our childhoods animation classic # # slamdunk theme song until the end of the world live version 】 burnt, the atmosphere is too good a prelude will get goose bumps to tears, full of memories, wish our forever young tRMDLIYx [heart]]
新媒体合作：qq； 曝料热线：- ； 客服热线：、
王思聪：我围观了@LOL小楼 的回答，该问题价值.元，围观仅元，快来一起围观~ tRiFWHp
[I looked @ LOL xiaolou answer, the question value. Yuan, onlookers yuan only, come to onlookers ~ tRiFWHp together]
为人低调的网红小王
当时我就震惊了：世界上分三种人，男人女人女汉子，女汉子一旦发起飙来，分分钟团灭你啥的都不是事啊，千万别惹女汉子，太可怕了。[笑cry]
[There are three kinds of people in the world, men, women, men, women man once launched a violent wind, and every minute you are not a wipe things ah, dont make the man, its terrible. [laughing cry]]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
我的前任是个极品：#品姐枕聊室#
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！
我与贱客的日常：哈哈哈哈~太可爱了，小小年纪，套路还挺深啊！[笑cry][doge]
tRiMlWFx
[Ha ha ha ha ~ so cute, small age, routine is quite deep! [laughing cry] [doge] < br > tRiMlWFx]
各位骚侠，身边有人各种犯贱不？各类爆笑应有尽有，欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。
韩国me2day：【instiz】请回答系列男生们对女生内衣的处理方法~垃圾哥亮了~[哈哈][哈哈]
[Please answer instiz 】 【 series of boys to girls underwear ~ ~ garbage brother bright on the processing methods (ha ha) (ha ha)]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
一起神回复：鲸头鹳，是一种与鹳科非常相近的大鸟，平均有.米高，头尤其巨大……我可能看到了一只假鸟[喵喵]
[Whales head stork, is a large bird and stork very similar, the average is. Meters high, especially big head... I could see a fake bird [meow meow]]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
史上第一最最搞：猫：exm???
[Cat exm??? ]
让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量
鹦鹉史航：列举我觉得有演技的内地女演员（略过几位名气太大必有争议的）：郝蕾、余男、俞飞鸿、袁泉、吕丽萍、吕中、蒋雯丽、陈瑾、王姬、江珊、陈小艺、夏力心、秦海璐、吴越、陶虹、奚美娟、许晴、邓婕、宋佳、刘蓓、梅婷、徐帆、孔琳、何赛飞、宋丹丹、王彤、闫妮、咏梅、苗圃、海清、陈数、周冬雨、任素汐。
[List I think it is acting mainland actress (skip several famous you are there will be a controversial) the fourth, more than male, feihong yu, wintenberger e, lu, Lv Zhong, jiang wenli, Chen jin, ji wang, where my, xiaoyi Chen, Xia Li heart, qin hailu, wu yue, hong tao, meijuan xi, xu, Deng Jie, song jia, pei liu, mei ting, xu, Kong Lin, meishan, eternal song dan-dan famous, wang tong, ni yan, xu mei, nursery, hoi ching, number, zhou, Chen Ren Su sunseeker. ]
有空翻翻我前面那些围脖，也花了我不少心血呢。抄书匠，刷屏鸟，关注须谨慎。史航说书与钱粮讲座，搜我名字都可看到视频。微博图片，多为转载。
秒拍：樱桃小丸子真的拍了真人版。。。大家来感受一下，顺便在评论里聊聊想法吧。。。#秒拍#→tRiMAVO
[Sakura momoko really took a live-action version... Everyone to feel, by the way in the comments talk about ideas... Take # - tRiMAVO # s]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
我们都爱看啪事：一个视频告诉大家男朋友都是怎么生产出来的！！[doge] tRiavC .
[Boyfriend is a video to tell everyone how to produce!! [doge] tRiavC.]
我是啪哥，带你发车！动动小手关注不迷路！欢迎私信投稿！⸜( ´ ꒳ ` )⸝♡︎
韩国me2day：【米兔·现场】#音乐中心# #金泰妍# 带来
[Rabbits live [m] # # # # jintai yan music center bring < Fine > tRiaZAB infectious stage]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
各国美食学起来YOU：【土豆泥鲜虾球】土豆泥与虾仁，是很多吃货的最爱，两者结合更是美味加倍，简单易上手快来试试吧~ tRtNZjtr
[Fresh shrimp 】 【 mashed potatoes mashed potatoes with shrimp, it is a favorite of many version, double combination was delicious, easy to load on to try it ~ tRtNZjtr]
国美食，统统喜欢！请关注@各国美食学起来YOU >>>素材来源互联网，旨在分享
鍾欣潼：#爱in思谈# @李维嘉 @吴昕 😜😘
[#爱in思谈# @李维嘉 @吴昕 😜😘 ]
暂无
共青团中央：【英国小哥侃两会：有深度，还玩起电影特效】时隔一年再聊两会，这位英国小哥长了不少知识，一开场就吟起了“草木芬芳，春意盎然”，还用上了电影抠图特效！聊的虽然是两会，反映的却是中国这年，最后总结用了一个词，竟也如此神准！关注中国两会，走起！tRiJFHOa @中国日报
[The little elder brother kan two sessions depth, special effects] also played one year later, talk to the NPC and CPPCC conferences in the little elder brother long a lot of knowledge, a start to sing the luscious greenery, the awaken of spring is abundant, also have movie cutout special effects! Chat is two sessions, reflect is China this year, finally summarized in a word, also a lot more so! Focused on Chinas two sessions, start! TRiJFHOa @ China Daily]
同学你该吃药了：选个你喜欢的发型，让青春躁起来！[微笑][摊手]tRiiMU
[Choose a hairstyle you like, let youth mania! [smiles] [stand hand] tRiiMU]
歪腰歪腰。
宠物卖萌中心：国外一位大叔摸了下车上的猫咪后，竟然被黏上了.....#宠物卖萌中心# tRiMeOFN
[Abroad after an uncle touched off the cat, was stick on... # # tRiMeOFN pet show MOE center]
我已经设置了不允许任何人关注 不信你试一下(￣へ￣)
思想聚焦：宋小宝绝对是被小品耽误了的喊麦小王子，幸亏被#食在囧途#给发掘出来了，在马路上千万不要随便听这首#我就这么虎#，否则走路如果走出“全世界劳资最牛X“的姿势，别怪自己莫名其妙被人打一顿……[doge]tRiXMprG
[Song Xiaobao is absolutely be sketch delayed shout of wheat and the little prince, thanks to be # # food in stopping way to find out, on the road of millions of dont listen to the song # # I like this tiger, or walk if out of the whole world labor most cow X posture, dont blame myself a puzzling was playing... [doge] tRiXMprG]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
中国新闻网：#健康时间#【再粗壮的腿天也能变细[坏笑]】分钟个按摩手法 + 个腿部练习，真正的居家练腿法，将腿部多余的脂肪都燃烧掉。每天练一次就行，觉得自己腿粗，腿型不好看的胖友都拿去练吧！tRtyuRBY
[Healthy time # # 【 stout legs again day can attenuate [laugh]] minutes a massage technique + a leg exercises, real practice self that occupy the home, the leg redundant adipose burn. Practice every day at a time, feel the leg thick, fat legs not good-looking friends get to practice! tRtyuRBY]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
我是小婊砸儿：卧槽，，，，这衣服在哪里买?啊！我的眼睛[喵喵]tRiMzQa
[Oh my god,,,, where to buy this dress? Ah! My eyesmeow tRiMzQa]
我这么污，用去污粉也没用( ‘-ωก̀ )
7公主的日常：奶爸Po出年前大布出生时的照片，并说：大布已经从一个漂亮的宝宝成为英俊、礼貌和积极的年轻人了，我感到自豪，他经历了我的事业，现在你终于岁了，可以正式带爸爸去酒吧喝一杯了
[奶爸阿宝出年前大布出生时的照片,并说大布已经从一个漂亮的宝宝成为英俊,礼貌和积极的年轻人了,我感到自豪,他经历了我的事业,现在你终于岁了,可以正式带爸爸去酒吧喝一杯了]
公主上辈子一定是拯救了银河系..
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