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刘雯：
☘️🍃🌿🍀🌱

本是个微不足道的人，不小心陷入了时尚的大舞台。自己还是微不足道的自己，承载了大家太多的关心。工作联系@迷死任

外卖小哥金城武：
早安！是什么原因让你在周六的早晨起这么早啊？
[Good morning! What makes you up so early on Saturday morning? ]

只是讲讲送外卖时碰到的一些趣事。

人民网：
#保护方言#你们那里管这叫什么？
[# # protection dialect you call this? ]

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北美吐槽君：
来来来，这题单狗可以答：如果你有了对象，你想和他她一起做哪些事？
[Come on, let this single dog can answer if you have the object, what do you want to with him that she do? ]

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头条新闻：
#时局#【美国国务卿蒂勒森访问板门店恫吓对朝动武】美国国务卿蒂勒森昨天抵达韩国，直奔韩朝边境“三八线”非军事区的美国军营视察，对朝鲜发出强硬信号。蒂勒森称，并不愿意看到事态升级为军事矛盾，但万一朝方的威胁超过一定限度，将采取行动。tRPjVs
[# # times [U.S. secretary of state visit panmunjom tillerson Intimidation to violence 】 the American secretary of state, tillerson yesterday arrived in South Korea, headed for the th parallel inter-korean border the demilitarised zone American military camp, signal from strong to the north. Tillerson said, is not willing to see an escalation of military conflict, but the threat of north Korea one thousand exceeds a certain limit, the will to act. tRPjVs]

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中国书画诗词院：
【桃花谷里桃花仙，桃花美人树下眠 … 】
[The peach blossom valley peach blossom fairy, peach blossom beauty sleep under the tree...]

一字一方圆，一笔一江山;一点一春色，一抹一冬寒;一心一世界，一生一百年，中国书画。

延参法师：
好话一句，一生一世欢喜。好心一片，三生三世温暖。早安。
[Good words, have a joy forever. A piece of good, be iii be warm. Good morning. ]

河北省佛教协会副会长，沧州市佛教协会会长

纯良叫兽：
分享一个跳远妹子[笑cry][笑cry]
[Sharing a long jump sister [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

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宅男宅女爱冷笑话：
可是我就是显摆啊，我就是矫情啊，我就是要跟你说啊，因为我高兴我开心啊！
[But I just show off, I am the melodramatic, I just want to say with you, because I am happy I happy! ]

请关注我，每天为大家提供各种最新冷笑话，冷图片。期待名人和人名猛击“关注”将开心事带给全体人民……　联系请发私信

国民老岳父公：
今天送我出门的是两个表情包，祭奠我逝去的一双白鞋和白遥控器（揣手）
[Send me out today is two packages, memorial I lost a pair of white shoes and white remote control (ChuaiShou)]

微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

段子坊：
卧槽，看到泪崩的有木有…大山深处的心酸与守望！你还觉得生活辛苦，处境艰难吗？~~[泪]tRGQbllJ
[Oh my god, did see tears fall... The depths of the mountains, and watch! Do you still feel life is hard, difficult? ~ ~ [tears] tRGQbllJ]

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我们都爱舞蹈：
不要动不动就和男生生气这样他是不喜欢的
不要动不动就怀疑这怀疑那这样他是受不了的
学学潘金莲不喜欢的毒死就好了多简单的事
武则天不是也说过听话就留着摆楞不了就弄死
怪不得妖精们都抢着嫁给唐僧能过就过不能过炖了吃肉[二哈][二哈]
[Dont get angry easily, and the boy So he is dont like dont easily doubt this doubt that is so that he cant stand the it is good to learn the poison of the lotus of pan gold dont like the more simple things wu zetian is not also said Cant keep the pendulum stare blankly obedient will kill its no wonder that the goblins are eagerly to marry tangs monk Cant cross the stew meat could have had [two ha] [two ha]]

跳舞的人，只要不失去方向，就不会失去自己。

暴牙三叔：
老夫的少女心啊，李健吴秀波在瑞士湖畔演唱的《贝加尔湖畔》，两个不同气质但同样迷人的男人，一开口整个人都苏了，打开就是循环播放的节奏[心]tRitRLj
[Old girl heart ah, wave in a Swiss lake Li Jianwu show singing on the Banks of Lake Baikal, two different but equally charming temperament of man, a openings in Sue all, open is the rhythm of the cycle of tRitRLj [heart]]

我羡慕我有一口好牙

零食主义控：
芝士就是力量，让人垂涎三尺的芝士火锅#不是在吃，就是在去吃的路上！#
[Cheese is power, coveted fondue # not to eat, is on the way to eat! #]

控控不卖零食，控控只是零食的搬运工😁，有好的零食推荐，欢迎艾特～

视觉酱：
艺术家David Zinn在世界各地的一些涂鸦，看完心情莫名的变好[心]
[Some graffiti artist David Zinn all over the world, watching the strange mood better [heart]]

横看成岭侧成峰，远近高低各不同。

人气女王说话术：
能拴牢一个女人的，未必是爱情，而是呵护。
享受别人的照顾，的确是会上瘾的。
这就是为什么“爱你的”总能打败“你爱的”，
因为人性的需求本质上是一样的：
我们孤单地来到这个世界，
都是为了找到一个人，能对自己好
——苏芩
[Can toggle a woman, is not love, but love. enjoying others care, is addictive. this is why love you can always beat love you, demand because human nature is essentially the same we came to this world alone, is to find a person, can to oneself good - Su Qin]

口才并不是一种天赋的才能，它是靠刻苦训练得来的！Q Q

左娇娇Rosemary：
昨天妈妈跟我说弟弟去春游了，
弟弟出发前很执拗的告诉幼儿园老师：我今天会一直躺着拍照的。
于是就有了下面老师发来的图。
（哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！笑了我一天！哈哈哈哈哈！这是什么东西！
[Yesterday my mother told me that his brother to go spring outing, brother is very difficult to tell the kindergarten teacher before departure I would always lay taking pictures today. so there will be a teacher from below figure. (laughed ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I day! Ha ha ha ha ha! What is this stuff!]

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石康：
我年轻时发现新知识令人快乐，因为若想懂得它们，你需要如此的集中注意力，以至于你要么纯粹地懂得，要么无法懂得，而纯粹的集中注意力即是人生最大的快乐。知识以外的所谓快乐，不过是令人头晕目眩的兴奋而已，快乐不是那种令人一再回味的东西，它不是一种感觉，而是一种固化在你内部的具体得多的思维
[I found new knowledge delighted when I was younger, because if you want to know them, so you need to concentrate, so much so that you either purely understood that either cant understand, and pure concentration is the greatest happiness of life. Knowledge outside of the so-called happiness, is merely a dizzying excitement, happiness is not something that is repeated aftertaste, it is not a feeling, but a much in your internal concrete curing of thinking]

这是我的草稿本，内容是随手写写，杂乱无章，闲谈而已。

CP少女头像：
你可以爱错三五个人渣但你不能爱一个人渣三五次
走错路可能是运气不好但总往一个坑里跳就是智障
[You can love scum intimdating crowd scenes like wrong But you cant love a scum times go wrong may be out of luck But always jump in a hole is retarded]

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连鹏：
朝鲜日报报道说，近期中国接连逮捕脱北者遣送回朝鲜。每个脱北者，都有一部悲惨的逃亡史。这么做有失人道，不是说要做负责任的大国么。当然，有人可能会各种辩解，说这给中国带来沉重的经济负担。你完全可以通过沟通跟美韩达成某种默契，协助脱北者去韩国，也比助纣为虐，送他们去死好啊。
[Chosun ilbo newspaper reported that recently in China have arrested defectors deported to north Korea. Every north Korean defectors, has a tragic history of escape. To do so is humanitarian, not to say that to be a responsible big country. Of course, some people might say all kinds of excuses, which bring heavy economic burden to China. You can reach a certain tacit understanding through communication with South Korea, to help north Korean defectors to South Korea, also ratio to collaborate, send them to death. ]

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北美省钱快报：
【人挤一个后备箱！中国偷渡客被抓】本周二，四名中国偷渡客在美墨边境被查。当时，一名岁的美国公民开车从南加州入境时被查，警方在车辆后备箱里发现三女一男。后证实，人均来自中国，没有合法入境美国身份。美国海关没有公布人信息，他们正在等待处理，开车司机也被控人口走私罪。foxnews
[The people crowded a trunk! China into arrest 】 on Tuesday, four Chinese stowaways in the us-mexico border was found out. At that time, a citizen of the United States at the age of drive from southern California entry was found, when the police found three women and one man in car trunk. After confirmed that per capita from China, there is no legal entry into the United States. U.S. customs not publish information, they are waiting to be processed, drive the driver also accused of smuggling. foxnews]

北美最大消费社区DealMoon主编

假行僧老巩：
美国拒绝同朝鲜谈判，并称不排除武力打击，没有什么比这更好的消息了。一个泼皮恶霸光着膀子在街头横冲直撞，持刀行凶，你首先想到的是如何制服他，而不是搬个板凳坐下来跟他聊聊光着膀子不文明持刀杀人是不好的，对于一个反人类邪恶的政权，无谓的纵容就是协同犯罪。
[America refused to negotiate with north Korea, saying that does not rule out military strikes, theres nothing better than this. A ruffian bully in the rampage through the streets with bare arms, with a knife, you first thought is how to control him, rather than moving a bench to sit down and talk to him not civilization knife is bad to kill with bare arms, for an evil regime against humanity, needless indulgence is crime together. ]

做一个好人顶天立地山东人

宁静致远-无锡：
#早安周六# 每个人心底都有那么一个人，已不是恋人，也成不了朋友。时间过去，无关乎喜不喜欢，总会很习惯的想起你。然后希望你一切都好。愿我们，都有能力爱自己，有余力爱别人。
[# good morning Saturday # everyone have so a person, the bottom of my heart is not lover, also become a friend. Time in the past, no matter like it or not, is always used to think of you. Then hope everything goes well with you. Let us have the ability to love yourself, spare capacity to love others. ]

勿谓湖小 ,天在其中！

是女生就要这样屌：
“大话西游里孙悟空说，我不戴金箍，救不了她，戴了金箍，爱不了她。一万年太久，只争朝夕，一路走来，才发现没有什么是永垂不朽。我们才终于懂得，曾经离我们一步之遥的人，一旦错过，之后即使化身盖世英雄，身披金衣战甲，脚踏七彩祥云，一跃十万八千里，也未必追的回来。”
[A Chinese Odyssey in the Monkey King said, I am not gold hoop, save her, wearing a gold ring, can not love her. Is too long, seize every minute, along the way, only to find that nothing is forever. We finally understand, once one step away from us, once miss, even after the incarnation heroes, wearing golden armor, pedal colorful xiangyun, jumping miles, also not necessarily after come back. ]

真正对你好的人全在细节里@是女生就要这样屌,合作 q

烘焙很简单YOU：
海鲜粥、皮蛋瘦肉粥、红豆薏米粥、排骨玉米粥……学着做，就能做出跟粥店一样的香糯软滑！不收你就亏了#烘焙很简单YOU#
[Seafood congee, preserved egg lean lean porridge, red bean coix seed porridge, ribs samp... Learn to do, can make the same as gruel store incense waxy soft slippery! Dont accept you lose # YOU# baking very simple]

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笑到你肚子疼：
好熟悉的感觉，哈哈哈哈笑惨了！往事不堪回首~[笑cry][笑cry]tRcZlKL
[Good familiar feeling, ha ha ha ha smile miserably! In past ~ [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRcZlKL]

每日奉送各种雷人笑话,欢乐笑不停,h合作扣扣

笑话：
哇哦！！好酷炫啊，上海迪士尼的创极速光轮，一定要去玩一次！！tRPzozs
[Wow!!!!! Good cool, Shanghai Disneyland and the speed of light, be sure to play again!! tRPzozs]

笑话菌，你每天的益生菌！！！欢迎投稿！合作互推Q

书画界：
【春有百花秋有月，夏有凉风冬有雪。若无闲事挂心头，便是人间好时节。】图汪钰元水彩和彩墨作品。更多精彩内容敬请关注@书画界 #书画界# #书画知识大全# #文房四宝#
[【 spring flowers autumn month, summer is cool winter with snow. If have no business hanging heart, is a good time in the world. figure Wang Yu yuan watercolors and colors. More splendid contents stay tuned @ # # painting industry painting industry draw knowledge four treasures of # # # #]

懂生活，是一种艺术，懂书画，是一种艺术的生活。

鲁国平先生：
【#麻辣烫大曝光# 真是触目惊心啊！[吐]】近日，哈尔滨的一期节目中，曝光了哈尔滨张亮、小猪憨尼等多家麻辣烫，调查结果可谓是触目惊心！麻辣烫是是近几年比较火爆的食物，很多年轻人都以麻辣烫为主食。tRiFjvA
[【 # # malatang large exposure is really shocking! [spitting]] recently, Harbin episode, exposure of the Harbin liang zhang, pig silly, malatang, the results of the survey is stunning! Malatang is relatively hot food in recent years, many young people to malatang is the staple food. tRiFjvA]

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名言金句：
不要去追一匹马，用追马的时间种草，待到春暖花开时，就会有一批骏马任你挑选；不要去巴结一个人，用暂时没有朋友的时间，去提升自己的能力，待到实际成熟时，就会有一众朋友与你同行，所以，丰富自己比取悦他人更有力量。
[Dont go after a horse, with a horse grass, until today, will you have your pick of a group of horses; Dont go to curry favor with a person, in temporarily without a friend, to improve their ability, until the actual matures, there will be a friend with you, so, enrich myself more powerful than pleasing others. ]

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UB-Y：
好像买家秀一样[汗]
[As buyers show [Mr Khan]]

一句话明白：
努力工作，快乐生活，爱家庭，爱孩子，承受一切该承受的，快乐一切可以快乐的。生命原本就是一个追寻的过程，学会担当，学会原谅，学会扛起责任和义务，哼一支小曲，悠然前行。
[Work hard, happy life, love family, love children, bear all the afford, all can happy happy. Life is a process of pursuing originally, learn to bear, learn to forgive, learn to shoulder responsibility and obligation, humming a ditty, carefree go on. ]

人生感悟情感心理咨询师

星座师琪琪：
吃到了心心念念的煎饼果子
你有见到久久不忘的旧人吗
早晨用来努力，不是用来怀疑
加油哦[心]
[Got more pancake fruit do you have seen for a long time dont forget the old in the morning to work hard, not to doubt refueling oh [heart]]

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实用百科菌：
【日常养生中水果的功效】水果的营养价值是相当丰富的，多吃水果有利于身体健康。但是吃水果并非是肆无忌惮地吃，懂得水果怎么吃养生也是很有必要的！
[The effect of fruit 】 in 【 daily regimen fruit nutritional value is quite rich, eat more fruit is good for health. But the fruit is not eat relentlessly, know how to eat fruit health also is very be necessary! ]