火锅都吃出花了～
[Spent to eat the hot pot]
强大起来，软弱起来！
微博搞笑排行榜：一句话证明你妈是亲妈 __________________________________ tRiphsS
#童年大型惨案现场#
[A word that your mother was the mother __________________________________ tRiphsS < br > < br > big massacre site # # childhood]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
最神奇的视频：“可爱的”懒猴背后，是一个痛苦的真相[泪]现在还不是太晚，所以...大家应该站在一起，揭露事实，我们一定能结束那些痛苦！！！tRiXXJ
[Lovely behind the slow loris, is a painful truth [tears] its not too late, so... We should stand together, expose the truth, we can end the pain!!!!!! tRiXXJ]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
电影嫌疑人x的献身官微：当线索被打乱重组，真相就越埋越深。“解题的第一步，是要弄懂真正的问题是什么”，#电影嫌疑人x的献身#“最后的线索”版预告片，你发现什么了吗？#嫌疑人提档# tRiBmDkV
[As the clue is disrupted restructuring, the more the truth buried deeper. The first step in problem solving, is to find out what the real problem is the, # # x film suspect dedicated the final clue version of the trailer, what did you find? File # tRiBmDkV # suspects]
电影《嫌疑人x的献身》官方微博
最基腐：【那个瞬间矫正视力的Ocumetics仿生镜片真的要上市了！！】 加拿大团队历经年研发的这款Ocumetics仿生镜片仅需分钟手术，医生将晶体无痛植入眼中，秒后晶体就会扩散至整个眼球，即可恢复正常视力，并且是永久恢复。目前已完成了动物实验，并取得了令人满意的效果，最快今年上市！！！[doge]
校草总攻 微信公众号boyxoboy
Happy张江：厉害了，以前的咖啡拉花弱爆了，这个能直接出头像！[赞]tRiButfx
[Much, the coffee is too weak a garland of before, this directly to the head! [who] tRiButfx]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
这微博笑死我了：韩国妹子东北话讲述喜欢中国，婆家也是中国人 ，又没吃你家大米，凭什么让我滚出中国，这个口音可以的~[笑cry]tRiKJt
[Sister northeast words about like China, South Korea, husbands familys Chinese, too, and didnt eat your rice, with what let me get out of China, the accent can ~ [laugh cry] tRiKJt]
感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）
俊平大魔王：啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
为什么要让我来做这种评测[抓狂][抓狂][抓狂]
[Agghh ahhh < br > why want to let me do this kind of evaluation [mad] [mad] [mad]]
同道大叔：风象星座（天秤，双子，水瓶）能碰到理解自己的人很少，所以为了避免尴尬，人家都自己理解自己，不用别人。[摊手]
[Wind sign (libra and Gemini and Aquarius) to meet very few people understand themselves, so in order to avoid embarrassment, the somebody else all understand yourself, not others. [stand hand]]
星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
每日一狗：有一些天生头比较大的狗宝宝，在埋头吃东西时有可能会因为无法掌握平衡而导致身子向前翻，厉害点儿的都能直接翻过去……[笑cry]这就是传说中的好吃的飞起来了吧！[哈哈]tRiBuxeb
[There are some natural head larger dogs baby, eat in countersunk sometimes may be unable to balance and cause leaned forward, as some can directly turn the past... [laughing cry] this is the legendary delicious fly! (ha ha) tRiBuxeb]
每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！
当时我就震惊了：今晚震惊叔给大家推荐的是周杰伦《晴天》年演唱会现场。一首代表了无数人青春的歌曲，或许你也很久没听了，但前奏一响起，你也一定能跟着唱起来。“从前从前，有个人爱你很久，但偏偏风渐渐把距离吹的好远。” [心] tRiBBvx
[Shock uncle to recommend to you tonight is jay concert in the sunny days. Represents the countless people youth song, maybe you dont listen to, but a prelude to a ring, you can also follow to sing. Once upon a time once upon a time, a man love you for a long time, but it happened that the wind blow the distance gradually away. [heart] tRiBBvx]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
头条新闻：#热点#【赌王儿子坐经济舱遇麻烦，没亮身份前遭冷待?】近日，@何猷君 发微博称，自己与伙伴搭乘经济舱乘机，但伙伴护照遗留飞机上，虽多次与航空公司沟通，对方都爱理不理，直到身份被认出护照才在十分钟之内被找回。而航空公司则称，在整个事情的过程中始终未得知何猷君身份。tRiBrUs
[Hot # # 【 king son flying economy class in trouble, no bright identity by disfavour before? Recently, @, said Lawrence king himself with partners take economy class, but partners passport left on the plane, although many times communication with the airlines, each other all love reason disregard, until identity recognised passport was back in ten minutes. While airlines said that in the process of the whole thing never learned that Lawrence your identity. tRiBrUs]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
小沈阳：无论怎样变化也抵挡不住他的帅气[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]
[No matter how to change to withstand the his handsome [laughing] [laughing] [laugh]]
袁姗姗：感谢～[心]
[Thank ~ [heart]]
工作邮箱：ishanshan@
人民日报：【真人版连连看！湖北一小学对双胞胎扎堆[doge]】湖北十堰五堰小学，有对双（多）胞胎，其中有一个班就有对双胞胎。他们同时出现的时候，仿佛打开了真人版连连看。就连老师有时也傻傻分不清楚，想要批评弟弟写作业不认真，结果叫到办公室的是哥哥。[笑cry]tRibVEz @梨视频
[The live-action lianliankan! Twins [doge]] are enjoying an elementary school in hubei hubei shiyan five weir elementary school, on the double (multiple) children, one of the class there are twins. They appeared at the same time, as if opened the live-action lianliankan. Even the teacher sometimes silly points not clear, want to criticize his brother do homework not serious, the result is my brother called to the office. [laughing cry] tRibVEz @ pear video]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
电影工厂：十几年前《大腕》里的这一段，原先以为就是疯人院里的笑话，现在看来是中国电影史上最神准的预言！#电影精选片段#tRiOeMVo
[Big shots in this period of more than years ago, the thought is the madhouse jokes, now seems a lot more Chinese movie history most of predict! Select fragment # tRiOeMVo # film]
主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！
楊千嬅：++=，白色情人节快乐。[心] #春娇救志明#
[+ + =, white happy valentines day. [heart] # # spring jiao save chi Ming]
有關內地工作查詢請聯絡 內地代理經紀公司 ：绝色经纪 周嗣伟 香港工作聯絡：寰亞娛樂 Alex Lee
同学你该吃药了：甜蜜的负担啊，一不小心生了五胞胎，是一种什么样的体验？！！[哈哈][笑cry] tRiBfOOn .
[Sweet burden, carelessly gave birth to five children, is a kind of what kind of experience? !!!!! [ha ha] [laugh cry] tRiBfOOn.]
歪腰歪腰。
二更视频：因为是你，所以不会放弃。#白色情人节# tRiBux
[Because is you, so dont give up. # # tRiBux white valentines day]
发现身边不知道的美
这里是美国：【胖女孩跳芭蕾惊艳网络[good]】这个女孩用绝美的舞蹈向世界证明：就算身材不好也没关系，她依然可以跳出自己的精彩。满满的正能量~被她惊艳到！tRiuaZQ @壹读
[The fat girl dancing ballet jing network [good]] the girl with a beautiful dance, to prove to the world it doesnt matter even if out of shape, she still can jump out their own wonderful. Full of positive energy ~ is she jing to! TRiuaZQ @ one read]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！
我的失眠读物：岁剩女要求万彩礼，合理吗？
[Leftover women age requirements than the dowry, reasonable? ]
撕逼，狗血极品，甜文各种读物，电影图解
全球热门搜罗：法国一个矿泉水广告，卧槽，这脑洞我给满分！！！[笑cry] tReUHg
[A French mineral water, oh my god, this imagination I give full marks!!!!!! [laughing cry] tReUHg]
每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君
我的朋友是个呆B：把“冰淇淋球”（沙）舀回容器中的过程，看着好舒爽好解压！
tRiBuZuB
[To ice cream (sand) spoon back to container in the process of looking at good comfortable decompression! < br > tRiBuZuB]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的
吉川流：#哥哥是大笨蛋# 听说今天是情人节！所以我更新了！
[# # the elder brother is a fool I heard today is valentines day! So I have updated the! ]
漫画作者，作品有《哥哥是大笨蛋》连载中.
头条王：穆雅斓喊麦视频上韩国电视台了，打着爱国的旗帜，却丢了国人的脸，真是全程尴尬[黑线] tRiBudyY .
[Jose was for shout, wheat on south Korean television video, waving the banner of patriotism, left the Chinese people face, is full of embarrassing tRiBudyY [black line].]
明星趣事 娱乐圈爆料 影视评论人
日食记：【家庭版照烧酱烤串】做法整理成图文了，好了差不多了，都散了去烤串来吃吧！#一日一食一记# #吃货秀# @鲜城
【优酷】tRimWnyE
【YouTube】tRiBESDR
[Practice version teriyaki sauce grilled string 】 【 family into graphic, good almost, dispersed to spit to eat! A food a # # # @ # version show bright city < br > < br > tRimWnyE youku 】 【 < br > YouTube tRiBESDR 】]
合作邮箱：sean@canbox.tv
Leah童Dou：JP tRiBrxKU .
[摩根大通tRiBrxKU。]
冷笑话精选：厉害了！国外小学生之间的实力尬舞...感觉自己只能上去唬一段广播体操[笑cry]tRiBojEj
[Much!!!! Strength in conjunction between foreign pupils dance... Feel they can only go up tiger a broadcasting gymnastics tRiBojEj [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
邓伦：#邓伦因为遇见你# 听说今天有人要zeng事儿.....[挖鼻]
[# # Deng Lun because met you heard about someone to zeng today... [one nose]]
好好做人，认真演戏！
丽媛粉丝团：【中国队是！冠！军！】为中国加油[给力]，世界短道速滑世锦赛女子米接力决赛中，中国队力克东道主，重夺阔别年之久的接力金牌！范可新、郭奕含、臧一泽、林悦，分秒！夺冠时刻！tRiuVeUK
[China is! Crown army! Cheer for China [to], the world short track speed skating world championships womens relay finals, the Chinese team beat host, regain after years of relay gold medal! Fan can be new, gravois, Zang a jersey, Lin Yue minutes! The title! tRiuVeUK]
中国梦从正能量开始 。（微博私信）
生活小智慧：【萌宝丨一位浑身充满艺术细菌的宝宝】自己脑补一处好莱坞感情大剧 [笑cry] tRiQAJ
[The lovely baby 丨 art of a whole body full of bacteria baby imagine himself a Hollywood big play [laugh cry] tRiQAJ feelings]
发现，创意，让生活变得多姿多彩起来！| 合作QQ：
追风少年刘全有：“把身份证正反面复印一下”
[Your id card copy of the front]
我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。
创意工坊：《一个女人的一生》tRijOVRw
[A womans life tRijOVRw]
分享各种新鲜、新奇、创意、设计、发明、搞怪、画作！ 【非原创，只分享】
视觉酱：贾乃亮郑凯开场这段脱口秀火爆全场，全程到飞起[笑cry]两人不去说相声真的可惜了[哈哈] tRiayOE
[Smile Zheng Kai opening a popular talk show, the entire to laugh cry said two people not to cross talk really bad ha ha tRiayOE]
横看成岭侧成峰，远近高低各不同。
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