2017年3月1日星期三

My name is jack, Im trying to do...Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibil

蔡依林:
    趕上威尼斯面具嘉年華閉幕
姐妹旅遊趣
@蔡健雅 ​​​

[Catch up with the Venice carnival mask closing < br > sisters travel fun < br > @ Tanya chua]

我是马男Bojack:
    这条微博除了起得早的能赞,长得好看的也能赞[喵喵] ​ ​​​
[This tweet in addition to get up early to praise, good-looking also can assistmeow meow]

我叫波杰克,我在努力做好……

小野妹子学吐槽:
    知名女星堀北真希今日凌晨通过事务所宣布退出演艺圈,专心相夫教子...再也看不到Maki的戏了[泪] ​​​
[Mr North famous actress maki by firm announced his retirement from show business in the morning today, concentrate on xiangfujiaozi... Never see Maki play the [] of tears]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

韩国me2day:
    【naverblog】今天让#Highlight# #尹斗俊# 来跟大家说早安~[羞嗒嗒] (cr.logo) ​​​
[【 naverblog 】 today let # # # Highlight# Yin Dou CSL to say good morning ~ [shame clicking] (cr) logo)]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

头条新闻:
    #热点#【韩乐天签萨德易地协议遭抵制 日本乐天不是我 别误伤[doge]】月日上午,韩军方非公开地和乐天集团签署萨德用地交换合约。日下午时分,日本乐天市场官方微博发布一则公告,撇清与韩国乐天公司的关系,提醒中国消费者不要误伤。tRiVDy ​​​
[Hot # # [Korea lotte agreement for won thad to resist Japans lotte not I dont fire [doge]] on Monday morning, the Korean military not openly and lotte group signed thad land exchange contract. Afternoon, issued a notice, the lotte market official weibo off relations with South Koreas lotte company, warned Chinese consumers dont friendly fire. tRiVDy]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。

米花快报:
    【柯南M全长预告片震撼发布!!】名侦探柯南最新剧场版「唐红的恋歌」秒预告片首发!服部平次未婚妻强势登场!声优担当雪野五月!京都大阪为舞台的花牌杀人事件!柯南火场营救!和叶VS红叶花牌大战!主题歌仓木麻衣。中字版视频:tRiVdcc ​​​
[【 conan M span trailer released!!! The latest version of the theatre of detective conan fuchsin sonata second trailer start! Hattori flat time come out strong fiancee! The making may act as fallen snow.where! Kyoto, Osaka for the stage of flower brand killing! Conan fire rescue! And leaf VS red flower brand war! Theme song mai kuraki. The word version of the video tRiVdcc]

每日更新最快速、最准确、最有价值的名侦探柯南情报。

LifeTime:
    打倒乐天!美国在韩国部署萨德系统的由来:金正恩核试→_→韩美上萨德系统防御→_→中国抗议→_→韩国政府向乐天公司征地→_→中国官媒呼吁民众制裁乐天中国分支机构。✊️✊️👊👊💪💪 ​​​
[Down with lotte! The origin of the United States in South Korea deployed thad system - _ - South Korea, Kim jong UN nuclear thad system on defense - _ - China protest - _ - the south Korean government land - _ - Chinas official media to the lotte company calls for sanctions lotte China branch. ✊️✊️👊👊💪💪 ​​​]

专注投资和宏观经济研究。(不接受打赏,不参与商业合作。)

延参法师:
    唱首快乐歌,让心不复杂。满足不在于多加燃料,而在于减少火气和暴躁;富有不在于积累,而在于减少欲望。早安。 ​​​
[Sing a happy song, let the heart not complicated. Meet is not more fuel, but is to reduce internal heat and irritable; Rich is not accumulate, but desire is to cut down. Good morning. ​​​]

河北省佛教协会副会长,沧州市佛教协会会长

谷大白话:
    一会儿去见狼叔 ​​​
[To see a Wolf uncle for a while]

THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』

王人平:
    “民警对陈某进行了深刻法制教育,要求其注意管教子女的方式方法”,明明是虐待,是暴力伤害,怎么到警察这里成了管教子女,仅仅法制教育一下?当地警方对此事件的处理通报,让我看到,虐待孩子的妈妈不是最大的恶,滋生这种恶的土壤才是,而我们每个人,包括警察,都是这土壤的一部分。 ​​​
[Civilian police to profound legal education, Chen asked its attention to discipline children methods, it is abuse, violence, how to get to the police here became a discipline children, only the legal system education? Local police reported incident handling, let me see, the mother of child abuse is not the greatest of evils and breeding ground for this kind of soil is evil, and every one of us, including the police, is part of the soil. ​​​]

非专家,非机构,一位普通父亲的自我救赎。

裸睡蜀黍:
    三月,请你对我的粉丝们好一点[心] ​​​
[In march, please be nice to my fans [heart]]

要乖乖才可以摸摸哒

鲍比希尔的日常:
    早起的一定又是我们这些小可爱[二哈] ​​​
[The early must is our these little cute ,]

( King of the Hill )一位住在那不勒斯的十三岁美国儿童

人民网:
    一句话证明你的职业______ ​​​
[Prove your career... a word]

报道全球 传播中国

楚天都市报:
    今天是月的第一天,少眺望,少回头,更多专注于当下,多一些改变,只为更好的自己。#早安#! ​​​
[Today is the first day of the month, less and less, more focus on the present, more than a few change, only to better myself. Good morning # #! ​​​]

湖北发行量、影响力最大的报纸。小时新闻热线- 微博合作:QQ

搞笑图片会:
    温哥华摄影师Nathan Starzynski,坐飞机经过加拿大艾伯塔上空,遇到了传说中的北极光。现实世界也能比特效还美#低调炫技# tRiKs . ​​​​
[Vancouver photographers Nathan Starzynski, plane passing over alberta, Canada, has met the legendary aurora borealis. The real world can also was more beautiful than the special effects # # low key technique tRiKs.]

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郭晓婷:
    早安 三月你好呀 [微风] ​​​
[Hello! Good morning march [wind]]

侠心交友 素心做人

新浪财经:
    【人大教授涉内幕交易被罚十年市场禁入 曾任家上市公司独董】谁会想到,中国人民大学商学院教授宋常会陷入内幕交易的调查漩涡中,一面是教书育人的良师形象,一面是知法犯法内幕交易一只股票、短线交易三只股票的涉案当事人,宋常的AB面在证监会稽查人员的层层调查下逐渐清晰…tRiVhuwJ ​​​
[The National Peoples Congress on insider trading, a professor at penalty decade markets Former listed company alone 】 who would have thought that dong, China peoples university graduate school of business professor song in investigation of insider trading, one side is the teaching of good image, one side is just that insider trading a stock of the parties involved, short-term trading stock, song of AB face under the securities and futures commission inspectors layers of investigation become clear... tRiVhuwJ]

新浪财经提供*小时财经资讯及全球金融市场报价,覆盖股票、债券、基金、期货、信托、理财、管理等多种面向个人和企业的服务。

中国青年网:
    既然无处可躲,不如傻乐。既然无处可逃,不如喜悦。既然没有净土,不如静心。既然没有如愿,不如释然。——丰子恺 《豁然开朗》,早安[太阳] ​​​
[Better to silly joy since nowhere to hide. Since no escape, not joy. Since there is no pure land as meditation. Since no wish, relief. - feng zikai be suddenly enlightened, good morning [sun]]

微博私信或关注中国青年网微信公众号,直接对话小青! 小青热线:-;邮箱:youthpress@

崔玉涛:
    ”宝宝一周岁了,每天喝-顿奶粉,顿辅食(稀饭或面条),生长发育缓慢”。应考虑:、每天排便-次、偏稀,说明消化吸收不良,是否与牛奶或某种辅食有关?、辅食做的偏稀?如:粥中水分偏多,虽然看似很稠;面条煮熟被面汤浸泡后,水分被吸收导致体积膨大。这样造成假象进食较多。#崔玉涛谈喂养# ​​​
[Baby one one full year of life, every day to drink - powdered milk, assist food (rice porridge or noodles), slow growth and development. Should be considered a day, defecation time, slants thin, that bad digestion, absorption, is involved in milk or a side dish? Partial thin, see do? Such as moisture more porridge, although seemingly very thick; Noodles cooked noodle soup after soaking, moisture is absorbed in volume). This illusion is eating more. # # Cui Yutao about feeding]

我是一名儿科医生

我是HRD豆爸:
    这四张牌用你们家乡话怎么说? ​​​#hi三月# ​​​
[Whats the four CARDS in your revenge? March # # hi]

万马股份(股票代码)副总经理兼人力资源总监

朱珠CAA:
    自由,独立,爱情,这几个词冲突吗? ​​​
[Freedom, independence, love, this a few word conflict? ​​​]

工作联系: -

中国书画诗词院:
    【 花红好运 … 】 ​​​
[【 good luck bonus...]

一字一方圆,一笔一江山;一点一春色,一抹一冬寒;一心一世界,一生一百年,中国书画。

书画界:
    心之若素,香自满怀!更多精彩内容敬请关注:@书画界 #文房四宝# #书画知识大全# #书画界# ​​​​
[If the heart, sweet from full! More wonderful content attention please # # # @ painting industry four treasures of the study painting and calligraphy knowledge of # # # painting industry]

懂生活,是一种艺术,懂书画,是一种艺术 的生活。

美图头像馆:
    人生是一场永不落幕的演出,我们每一个人都是演员,只不过,有的人顺从自己,有的人取悦观众。 ​ ​​​
[Life is a never ending show, every one of us is an actress, but some people obey themselves, some people to please the audience. ​ ​​​]

听说关注我@美图头像馆 本月有好运 有对象了

日本流行全方位:
    堀北真希退出日本演艺圈。
#堀北真希#年月为止退出日本演艺圈。 堀北真希出道年,今后将以家庭为主。 tRiVw . ​​​

[Mr North maki quit show business. < br > # Mr North maki # years so far out of Japans entertainment industry. Mr North maki career years, will in future is given priority to with family. TRiVw.]

微信:japaninall 日本生活中 各种资讯 流行宅腐 a团 二次元 声优

覺醒法師:
    唐代诗人王涯的《春游曲》
万树江边杏,新开一夜风。
满园深浅色,照在绿波中。
  这首表达了诗人出游时惬意的心情。在栽有万棵杏树的江边园林,一夜春风催花开,万树颜色深浅不同的杏花照在一江碧滢滢的春水之中,杏花浸染着江水,江水浸润着杏花,江边杏花林,水中杏花影,互相映衬,相得益彰,春 ​​​

[The tang dynasty poet wang yais spring outing song < br > critics, river apricot, a new night wind. < br > garden deep light color, as in the green wave. < br > the song expressed the poet pleasant mood when you travel. In river garden planted thousands have apricot tree, a night of spring breeze to rush flowers, critics, different shades of color apricot flowers on a Jiang Biying in pond water, almond flowers oh the river, river water infiltrates the apricot flowers, river forest of apricot flowers, water apricot blossom, set off each other, complement each other, in the spring]

文化建寺 教育興寺 覺悟群生 奉獻社會

许丹:
    【胸有惊雷而面如平湖】顺,不妄喜;逆,不惶馁;安,不奢逸;危,不惊惧。[握手]☕[鲜花][微风] ​​​
[【 chest with true grit and surface such as pinghu 】, is not false; Inverse, is not hard to loose; Ann, not much; Danger, not afraid. [shake hands] ☕ [flowers] [wind]]

谦卑、独立。(注本人不是律师,不做相关律师业务,拒绝网友“推荐律师”的请求。另,由本人主编的教材均可在当当网上购买。谢谢。)

内裤都笑掉了:
    这个老爸在女儿婚礼上的致辞火了[赞][赞]卧槽,说的太有道理了!tRivQjeZ ​​​
[The dad in his daughters wedding speech fire [who] [who] oh my god, said is reasonable! tRivQjeZ]

分享各类幽默搞笑段子与图片,部分文字图片来自网络(投稿私信 ❤)合作推广加 QQ

段子坊:
    国外做了一个让乌龟和兔子赛跑的实验,果然童话故事不都是骗人的[笑cry] tRVxgo ​​​
[Abroad made a make the experiment of the tortoise and the hare race, so he is not the fairy tale is deceitful [laugh cry] tRVxgo]

欢迎入坊!合作请加QQ

设计美甲:
    男朋友帮女朋友做美甲系列。。
简直笑哭了 [摊手]tRcpQFL ​​​

[Boyfriend do manicure series for his girlfriend.. < br > just laugh cry [stand hand] tRcpQFL]

【最潮流美甲聚集地】爱折腾指甲就关注我吧!

范剑平:
    #晨读# 在人们心里,稳定不如动乱热闹;心想事成也不如曲折离奇来的动人,更不如抵抗诱惑或是为了抗拒激情和怀疑来的引人入胜。幸福从来就不会显得伟大。——赫胥黎 ​​​
[Morning reading # # in people heart, stable than unrest bustling; Horse was not moving, as tortuous bizarre to worse or resist the temptation to resist passion and doubt to absorbing. Happiness never look great. - aldous Huxley]

健康是最高的利益; 满足是最好的财产; 信赖是最佳的缘分;心安是最大的幸福。

纯良叫兽:
    一位台湾宅男在脸书上分享自己的房间照片,服了。。。[二哈] ​​​
[An otaku in Taiwan to share your room photos on facebook, suit... [two ha]]

关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你, 广告合作QQ联系:

我们的天空:
    #早安,天空# 聆听生命的咆哮[爱你] ​​​
[# # good morning, the sky listen to the roar of life love you []]

另请关注中国空降兵微信公众号“我们的天空”。

公安部打四黑除四害:
    一组触目惊心的GIF,看了你还敢超速驾驶吗?[衰] ​​​
[A group of GIF, saw you still dare to speeding? [failure]]

打四黑除四害,主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场,为民除害,保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑,警民联手除四害!

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