2017年3月3日星期五

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Happy张江:
    天辣噜,这可能是最惨的一个劫匪了,感受下俄罗斯一个商店里监控拍下的一幕,劫匪:神经病啊!我不要面子的啊!网友的字幕满分哈哈哈哈[笑哈哈]#低调炫技# tRiiXIK ​​​
[Day hot lulu, this may be the worst one robber, feel the Russian monitoring photographed the scene of a store, the robber mental derangement! I dont want to face! Online subtitle out ha ha ha ha [laugh] # # low key technique tRiiXIK]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

头条新闻:
    #视野#【葛优这句话,引全场大笑[哈哈]】日前,国务院总理李克强主持召开座谈会,听取教科文卫体各界人士和基层群众对#全国两会#《政府工作报告(征求意见稿)》意见。会上葛优笑称,经常出演反面人物,能参加这个会,不太容易了!全场包括总理都笑了!tRiiolh ​​​
[View # # (ge you this sentence, full-court laugh [ha ha]], the state council premier li keqiang hosted a symposium, listen to the general body of people from all walks of life and the grassroots to # national annual # government work report (draft). GeYouXiao said at the meeting, often playing opposite characters, to attend the meeting, not too easy! Whole including prime minister laughed! tRiiolh]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。

新浪娱乐:
    《吸血鬼日记》第八季发布新剧照!Stefan和Caroline 举行浪漫婚礼,Damon主婚!两位历经重重坎坷,修成正果,穿婚纱的Caroline实在是太美了[舔屏]剧方此前还发布了Elena回归的剧照。其他的CP党有什么要说的吗?[可怜] ​​​
[The vampire diaries season eight new stills released! Stefan and Caroline a romantic wedding, Damon marry! Two experienced many frustrations, Promised Land, wear the wedding dress, Caroline is too beautiful [] lick screen play after a stills released Elena regression. The rest of the CP party have anything to say? [poor]]

新浪娱乐

一起神回复:
    算了,不解释了![摊手] 哈哈哈评论有毒!#评论笑死系列# ​​​
[No, not explain! [stand hand] hahaha comments poisonous! # comments killing series #]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。

思想聚焦:
    《直到世界尽头》,现场版气氛太好了,真是我们的回忆啊。[心]tRMDLIYx ​​​
[Until the end of the world, live atmosphere too good, it was our memories! [heart] tRMDLIYx]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

神店通缉令:
    这应该是知乎人生经验最为丰富的一名答主[笑cry] ​​​
[It should be known by the life the most experienced a a Lord [laugh cry]]

微信公z号:tuijian 快上车,来不及解释了

英国报姐:
    一个被同学们当作“娘炮”的小男孩的故事,不需要一句台词,便甜到人心坎里,喜欢了[心]
tRiiOX ​​​

[As a students niang gun the story of the little boy, dont need to line, sweet to the heart, like the [heart] < br > tRiiOX]

订阅号:UKUK。国外各种好玩的,报姐带你看世界

张大奕eve:
    春风十里,不如直播一场,我在一直播等你!(来自tRiiNoD)APP下载地址:tRuYnRg ​​​
[Spring breeze miles, not equal to live, I live in a waiting for you! (from tRiiNoD) APP download address tRuYnRg]

不缺钱不缺德 以分享为准绳赚钱为目的 上新前会刷屏的小小私服缔造者$_$ 不接受任何关于错别字的批平和逾法

最神奇的视频:
    当民宿女鬼碰到非洲黑人时,卧槽,这特么就尴尬了!!哈哈哈哈[笑cry]tRifsUO ​​​
[When met black African female the ghost of a home stay facility, oh my god, this, yao is embarrassing!!!!! Ha ha ha ha laugh cry tRifsUO]

视频,就要神奇的!看神奇的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天!

杨蓉:
    赶赶赶,拍拍拍,我可能来了一个假巴黎[感冒] ​​​
[GanGan driven, clap clap, I might come a fake Paris [cold]]

以演戏为生,以演戏为乐! 工作联系:马女士 - 邮箱 sukeyma@

滕雨佳Amiu:
    吃螺蛳粉!(来自tRiiCsvv)APP下载地址:tRfICpn ​​​
[Eat snails powder! (from tRiiCsvv) APP download address tRfICpn]

淘宝店铺Shock Amiujstorymade.m.taobao

董路:
    #新中超客栈# 即将开始第个年头,曾经自费制作坚持下来,必须活下去!播出平台稍后公布。可以先透露一点:“第三者”可能随时出现[笑cry]。客栈老主顾们,你们的点赞在哪里? ​​​
[# # new CSL inn is about to begin the first year, once paid for stick, must live! Broadcast platform released later. Can first revealed third party may appear at any time [laugh cry]. Inn patrons, where is your thumb up? ​​​]

启航足球俱乐部、乐播足球创始人

仲尼Johnny:
    你们看,你们快看[泪][泪][泪] ​​​
[You see, you look at [tears] [tears] [tears]]

既然这样,不如来拼套路咯?

学习粉丝团:
    劫匪:不许动。收银员:啥?你先等会儿啊。劫匪:好…… 俄罗斯一个商店里发生的一起抢劫案。这可能是最惨的一个劫匪了,内心受到了数万点暴击。劫匪:能不能有点对彼此的尊重?tRiJDZRY ​​​
[Robber dont move. Cashier what? You wait a minute. Robber ok... A robbery happened in the shop in Russia. This may be the worst one robber, inner crit by tens of thousands of points. Robber can you have a little respect for each other? tRiJDZRY]

好好学习,天天向上!微信号:xuefans

水原希子_Official:
    My rules when traveling [亲亲][耶] tRiiCry tRiiN . ​​​
[My rules whenll [kiss] [and] tRiiCry tRiiN.]

中国代理Style International Management Kim Chou女士:kim@gmail

我的前任是极品:
    中国的土猫土狗,到底惹了谁? ​​​​我们养的是宠物,不是面子! ​​​
[Chinas dog and cat soil, who provoked? We are pets, not face! ​​​]

【人生在世,总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任!!私信我!晒出那些贱人吧!!】

噗嗤大叔:
    哪种类型算是中国式标准帅哥? ​​​
[Which type is standard Chinese handsome boy? ​​​]

公眾號:朱门大叔 (ID:ouba )

全球奇闻趣事:
    是我[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] ​​​​
[Is my [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事,欢迎爆料。

我的前任是个极品:
    #品姐枕聊室# ​​​
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]

我们不一定要完美的爱情,但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣!私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧!发泄内心的负能量!

同学你该吃药了:
    卧槽!这就是你平时去酒吧喝的几千块的洋酒?![吃惊][吃惊][吃惊]tRiVAIcM ​​​​
[Oh, my gosh! This is what do you usually go to a bar and thousands of pieces of foreign wine? ! [surprised] [surprised] [surprised] tRiVAIcM]

歪腰歪腰。

冷笑话精选:
    据说每一个猫奴都这么干过……[喵喵]tRiivZP ​​​
[It is said that every cat slave done before... [meow] tRiivZP]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

德卡先生的信箱:
    “总觉得那时侯爱你心切,错过了很多,甚至错过了你。” ​​​
[Love you always feel at the time, missed a lot, even missed you. ​​​]

想说的话 寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画

我与贱客的日常:
    想象中的男朋友VS现实中的男朋友,哈哈哈~笑死了![笑cry][哈哈] tRiiVbk . ​​​
[Imaginary boyfriend vs. real boyfriend, ha ha ha ~ smile dead! [laughing cry] [ha ha] tRiiVbk.]

各位骚侠,身边有人各种犯贱不?各类爆笑应有尽有,欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。

娱乐圈扒姐:
    《吸血鬼日记》第八季发布新剧照,Stefan & Caroline 修成正果,举行浪漫的婚礼! 我站的CP给拆的四分五裂[拜拜] ​​​
[The vampire diaries eighth season launch new stills, Stefan & Caroline together, held a romantic wedding! I stood in the CP to split apart [bynum]]

Bitch,我正盯着你呢.爆料请私信

猫扑:
    【杭州家长晒小学生性教育读本插图,称尺度太大】近日,杭州萧山一位妈妈吐槽学校发的《小学生性健康教育读本》并晒出图片,引发网友热议。这位家长吐槽说:现在小学二年级就开始学习了吗?这书这样编辑真的好吗?确定这学校里发的不是一本假书?[哆啦A梦吃惊]不过,麻烦您把图先截全好吗? ​​​
[[hangzhou sun primary nature education books illustrations, said scale too large 】 recently, hangzhou xiaoshan a mother poking fun at school of the sexual health education on pupils and bask in the picture, netizens. The parents said now second grade began to learn? This book editor really good like this? Determine the hair is not a fake book in the school? [doraemon surprised], however, could you please put the figure cut all first? ​​​]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

我的损友是个极品:
    卧 槽!!!韩国电视台主动承认:假化妆品只卖给中国。
tRiiCLH ​​​

[Lie groove!!!!!! South Korean television confess fake cosmetics only sell to China. < br > tRiiCLH]

私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧!欢迎私信吐槽!【注:出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处,如需@ 你请注明】

周扬青:
    很多东西你不尝试怎么知道不适合
就像以前我连试都不试这类型的衣服 觉得太淑女
但真的穿上发现原来还挺好看 ​​​

[A lot of things you dont try how can anyone know is not suitable for < br > just like before I dont even try to try this type of clothes Think its fair maiden but really put on found < br > also look good]

服饰:gracechow.taobao 美妆:gracechowbeauty.taobao

韩国me2day:
    【StarCast】#李钟硕# 活捉一只蜜汁皮肤的可爱硕~[兔子][兔子] ​​​
[# # StarCast 】 【 jong-suk lee to capture a honeydew skin lovely ~ [rabbit] [] rabbit to recognize]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

米露:
    也有少女心 但还是汉子身🤔 ​​​
[There are also girls heart 但还是汉子身🤔 ​​​]

经纪人:@王蓓蓓-pepe @曲连鹏邮箱:wangbeibei@outlook 联系电话: 仅限工作联系 谢谢!

成都商报:
    #耍在成都# 【 不忍直视…[偷笑]】哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,想不到你是这样儿的@张国立 老师!tRixmwe(by网络) ​​​
[# # play in chengdu could not bear to look straight... [laughing] 】 【 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, think you are so son @ zhang guoli teacher! TRixmwe (by network)]

《成都商报》是西部地区发行量和影响力最大的主流媒体。新闻爆料热线:-。合作联系:QQ:;QQ:;QQ:;QQ:.

YouTube精彩视频:
    被暖哭:小萝莉与八旬老人的忘年之交。有时,仅仅一个拥抱就足以驱散孤独与寒冷![心]tRihmft @中国日报 ​​​
[Be warm cry the little girl and the octogenarian forget the stock exchange. Sometimes, just a hug is enough to dispel loneliness and cold! [heart] tRihmft @ China Daily]

翻译、分享国外各种新鲜好玩的视频 【订阅号:youtubeSP】

范范范瑋琪:
    爸爸獲得金華國中榮譽校友 全家ㄧ起來紀念爸爸榮譽的時刻 球衣高掛體育館儀式~結果兩隻整個發瘋的大哭大鬧 揭幕時球衣還歪ㄧ邊 什麼情況都有 太幽默了啦😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂黑人 陳建州 爸爸我們還是非常以你為榮喔!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼但這 ​​​
[Dad get in Jin Huaguo honors alumni The whole family one up the memory of the moment father honour Jersey high up gym ceremony ~ the result two entire crazy cry 揭幕时球衣还歪ㄧ边 ShenMeQingKuangDouYou 太幽默了啦😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂黑人 Chen We are very proud of you dad! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼但这 ​​​]

范范范瑋琪 經紀事務請聯繫Kathy 孫嘉戎小姐 及 黑天使製作呂偉欽先生 email kathysun.tw@gmail alsawei@outlook 謝謝

英国报姐:
    Grima,指人们对某些特定声音很不舒服很恐惧的感受,比如指甲划过黑板,勺子碰到瓷器,泡沫塑料摩擦等。。 ​​​
[Grima, refers to the specific people to voice very uncomfortable feelings of fear, such as nails across the board, met porcelain spoon, foam plastic friction etc.. ​​​]

订阅号:UKUK。国外各种好玩的,报姐带你看世界

新闻晨报:
    #深夜TV#【原来车厘子是“震”下来的】一直觉得它贵的原因就是一颗颗摘很费劲,现在才知道,上当了! @深夜动物园 tRiiIVx ​​​
[# late-night TV# 【 original cherries are shock down 】 have always felt that its your stone is very laborious, now just know, fall for it! TRiiIVx @ night zoo]

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