2017年3月3日星期五

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蔡健雅:
    義大利閨蜜之旅 美麗一直不斷發生!❤❤❤❤❤❤ ​​​
[Trip to Italy girlfriends Beauty has happened! ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤]

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痞人周鱼:
    半夜几个朋友一起忙完工作看了个电影,然后一起去白家庄吃火锅(海捞)。停完车他们去买烟我先进去询位,前台站着两男一女三个人,女的胭脂气十足地靠在其中一个男的身上,另一男的夹个皮包正趾高气昂地说:“你不用知道我是谁,待会儿让你老板过来敬酒,让他带你一起来敬你就知道我是谁了!”

服务员 ​​​

[A few friends in the middle of the busy work to see a movie together, and then go to eat hotpot baijiazhuang coal (get). Parked the car they buy cigarettes I advanced to polling place, former station with three people, two male and one female female rouge gas to depend on one man, a man caught a leather bag is head held high ground to say you dont know who I am, Ill make your boss to come over to toast, let him take you together to worship you know who I am! < br > < br > the waiter]

诗酒疯魔趁年华。

延参法师:
    幸福不是比较,内心满足就是天堂。不吃后悔药,珍惜眼前境。早安。 ​​​
[Happiness is not a comparison, the heart meet is heaven. Dont eat regret medicine, cherish the present. Good morning. ​​​]

河北省佛教协会副会长,沧州市佛教协会会长

内裤都笑松了:
    这重庆话配音被玩坏了....来感受一下 [哈哈] tRIfFAP ​​​
[The chongqing words play dubbing is bad... To feel the [ha ha] tRIfFAP]

专业搜索各种搞笑,娱乐,恶搞的微博,投稿合作QQ

北美吐槽君:
    “同父异母从小毫无感情的姐姐,要来争夺我父母婚后共同创造的财产,我该怎么办?”后续,原帖图二(原帖传送门tRiJGJt) ​​​
[Have no love half-brother from small sister, want to come to for my parents after marriage together create property, what should I do? Follow-up, the original special two (pole portal tRiJGJt)]

吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

全球时尚:
    纽约博主 Stephanie Park 的健康早餐。 ​​​
[New York bloggers Stephanie Park healthy breakfast. ​​​]

分享时尚的生活态度、传递新鲜热门的时尚资讯,综合国际视野、潮流创意,从衣、食、住、行塑造你的时尚神经。个人微信ID:slzd

焦恩俊Vincent:
    這景色,這背影,這腰,這屁⋯⋯⋯早安❤️ ​​​
[This view, this figure, the waist, this fart...... Good morning ❤ ️]

影,視,歌,廣告,演出,工作聯繫, 王思(經紀人) email:@qq(非誠勿擾)感謝

大锅只是喝醉:
    修到洞虚了[微笑] ​​​
[The repair to the hole empty [smiles]]

i easy吗 i

我和星座的日常:
    #我们都爱撩星座# 【十二星座最怕亲热时遭遇什么?】
[污][污][污]不喜欢和同一个对象亲热是森么鬼?[笑cry][笑cry]难道他就是传说中的啪神? ​​​​

[# # we all love liao constellation [encounter when the zodiac is the most afraid of sex? 】 < br > [pollution] [pollution] [pollution] dont like the same object sex is a ghost? [laughing cry] [laughter cry] is he is the legendary pa god? ​​​​]

和仙菇一起,说说你的星座故事,我就是你们的星座情感风向标,欢迎添加仙菇卫星xianguainimen

纯良叫兽:
    男人想出轨,和老婆漂亮不漂亮没关系。即使老婆是仙女,他们也会惦记别人家的母猪,出轨的婚姻不必将就。[微笑]tRJuWEQn ​​​
[A man want to cheat, and his wife beautiful not beautiful it doesnt matter. Even if the wife is the fairy, they will think about other peoples house of sows, derailed marriage dont have to be on. [smiles] tRJuWEQn]

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书画界:
    【中国古建筑屋顶等级】转 更多精彩内容敬请关注:@书画界 #文房四宝# #书画知识大全# #书画界# ​​​​
[Chinese ancient building roof level 】 【 turn more highlights attention please # # # @ painting industry four treasures of the study calligraphy and painting of # # # painting industry knowledge]

懂生活,是一种艺术,懂书画,是一种艺术 的生活。

中国书画诗词院:
    【 桃花帘外东风软,桃花帘内晨妆懒。帘外桃花帘内人,人与桃花隔不远 … 】 ​​​
[The peach blossom outside dongfeng soft curtain, peach blossom LianNa morning makeup lazy. Curtain outside the peach blossom LianNa people, people with peach blossom every near... 】]

一字一方圆,一笔一江山;一点一春色,一抹一冬寒;一心一世界,一生一百年,中国书画。

各国美食学起来YOU:
    做馒头原来这么简单,新手妈妈们可以给孩子准备放心美味的早餐了!!!美食get√ tRie ​​​
[Do steamed bread so that simple, new mothers can give children to prepare delicious breakfast secure!!!!!! TRie food get)]

国美食,统统喜欢!请关注@各国美食学起来YOU >>>素材来源互联网,旨在分享

鲁国平先生:
    崔永元与复旦教授激辩转基因!!绝对让你看过瘾! tRIMTGGI ​​​
[Cui always dollar debate with professor of fudan gm!!!!! Absolutely let you see enough! tRIMTGGI]

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田园春色D:
    下马饮君酒,问君何所之?君言不得意,归卧南山陲。但去莫复问,白云无尽时。
——王维 ​​​

[Dismount your drink, asked her what? You said not satisfied, return lie Chui of nanshan. But to MoFu asked, endless white clouds. < br > - wang wei]

浅笑观花开,无争赏落叶。

思想箴言:
    不要吝惜你的爱心,付出都会有回报,看完暖暖的! ​​​​ tRbTwP ​​​
[Dont spare your love, pay will have return, watching the warm! tRbTwP]

收录精彩图文,分享瞬间感动,感悟人生真谛。

世界搞笑排行榜:
    “朋友或是情人,能走过三个月的已不容易,能坚持六个月的值得珍惜,能相守一年的堪称奇迹,能熬过两年的才叫知己,超过三年的值得记忆,五年后还在的应该请进生命里。十年后依然在的,那就不是朋友了,已经是亲人,是生命的一部分了!”致每一个走入心里的人,你若不离,我必不弃!--莫言 ​​​
[Friend or lover, can past three months is not easy, can adhere to six months worth to cherish, can be together for a year is a miracle, can survive two years was a bosom friend, more than three years of memorable, five years later still should come in my life. Ten years later still, it wouldnt be a friend, is the family member, is a part of life! Each into the in the mind of people, if you leave, I will not abandon! - mo yan]

搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、邪恶、亮点内容。 合作联系qq

紫荆树:
    【朝鲜代表团朝鲜籍男子死于心脏病 要求归还尸体】朝鲜高级别代表团在与马方会晤后提出三个诉求,第一,要求马来西亚方面尽快归还朝鲜籍死者尸体,释放涉案朝鲜公民。第二,朝方认为死者死于心脏病。第三,在死者身上发现的有毒物质需要送到禁止化学武器组织鉴定。 ​​​
[The north Korean delegation DPRK man died of a heart attack Demanding bodies 】 north Korea high-level delegation after the meeting with Malaysia appeal three, first, the requirements of Malaysia to return as soon as possible DPRK bodies, the release of the citizens involved. Second, the DPRK thinks the deceased died of a heart attack. Third, the toxic substances found in the dead need to chemical weapons appraisal organization. ​​​]

敏锐地去发现事实;忠实地去报道事实;尊重事实、秉笔直书,历史是容不得半点的虚假 。

调色教室:
    最危险的事莫过于把闹钟关掉后,又闭上了眼睛。这是目前人类唯一可实行的穿越方法,闭眼秒钟就能抵达个小时后的未来。[doge] ​​​
[Nothing is more dangerous than after turn off the alarm clock, and closed his eyes. This is the only practicable through the method, can reach hours after the closing seconds of the future. [doge]]

调色新技能get💅

公安部打四黑除四害:
    【分钟动画,教你看懂“电子警察”抓拍几种常见交通违法![doge]】转给有车一族,绝对受启发。tRUdGohi ​​​
[The minutes of animation, to teach you read electronic police capture several common traffic law! [doge]] to motorists, absolutely inspired. tRUdGohi]

打四黑除四害,主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场,为民除害,保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑,警民联手除四害!

总裁语录:
    我从未见过一个早起,勤奋 ,谨慎,诚实的人抱怨命运的不好;良好的品格和优良的习惯,坚强的意志,是不会被假设所谓的命运击败的。——富兰克林 早安! ​ ​​​
[I have never seen a getting up early, diligence, cautious, honest people complain fate is bad; Good character and good habits, strong will, will not be defeated by assuming that the so-called fate. Good morning franklin! ​ ​​​]

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每日笑话百科:
    分钟疯狂减脂舞蹈,配上风靡全球的单曲《Worth It》的节拍,小伙伴们赶紧收!!![赞] tRiJVLDU . ​ ​​​
[Minutes reduced fat crazy dance, deserve to go up all the rage of the single Worth It beats, friends ended quickly!!!!!! [who] tRiJVLDU.]

每日搜寻全球各个角落的笑话、趣事,锁定笑话频道,多一点惊喜与感动!本博所有内容均来自网络或网友 合作请私信!合作QQ

天下贼无:
    #微读#  人生是场马拉松,我们以各种各样的姿势奔跑在时间里。你对这个世界多好奇、多热情,这世界就会让你多痛快、多过瘾。世界如此热闹,只要你不主动离场,就每一天都不会寂寞。跟时间赛跑的人,未必跑得赢时间,但一定会跑赢自己。 ​​​
[Micro read # # life is a marathon, we run in a variety of positions in time. Are you curious about the world more and more enthusiasm, this world will make you more happy and more enjoyable. The world is so busy, as long as you dont take the initiative to leave, just every day wont feel lonely. A race against time, not run time, but it does beat yourself. ​​​]

永葆激情,创新思维,奋力作为! 做事先做人,成才先成人!

我和健身的日常:
    真是羡慕啊!!![污][污]健身可以强健体魄,可以让你充满雄性气息更加吸引女性关注;女生可以使自己·身材变的更好,更加容易吸引男性目光。 ​​​
[Is really envy!!!!!! [pollution] [pollution] fitness can stay healthy, can let you full of male breath more attractive to womens attention; Girls can make yourself a better, more easy to attract men gaze. ​​​]

我和小伙伴们健身的那点趣事~

心中那一抹微光_:
    陪伴与懂得, 比爱情更加重要。 一个人最幸福的时刻, 就是找对了人, 他宠着你, 纵容你的习惯, 并爱着你的一切。 ​ ​​​
[Accompany with understood, more important than love. A man the most happy moment, is to find the right person, he spoil you, indulge your habits, and love you all. ​ ​​​]

有时候,一句话就可以击碎我们的所有防线。

张思莱医师:
    小外孙子幼儿园的老师们教会孩子们用纸做成的各种昆虫的造型,大家看是不是很像呀!真的十分感谢老师们!让孩子们发挥了想象力和创造力,同时又练习了动手能力!为老师们赞!为孩子们叫好! ​​​
[Little grandson kindergarten teachers to teach the children of the paper the modelling of a variety of insects, everybody is very like! Really would like to thank the teachers! Let the children play the imagination and creativity, practice the ability at the same time! For teachers to praise! For the children cheered! ​​​]

我是一个儿科医生、母亲和外祖母。但更是大家的朋友,愿意晚年为孩子们和家长在育儿路上尽微薄之力。

私人减肥酱:
    万万没想到早餐餐包还能这样吃,简单易做,早餐有着落了
tRthSUnb ​​​

[Never expected early package also can do this to eat meals, easy to do, that takes care breakfast < br > tRthSUnb]

私人减肥福利微博,每天分享各种轻松有效的减肥技巧,快来关注吧

韩国me2day:
    【naverblog】今天让国家品牌#李敏镐# 来跟大家说早安~[羞嗒嗒] (cr.logo) ​​​
[Today let national brand naverblog 】 【 # # my everything to you say good morning ~ [shame clicking] (cr) logo)]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

一句正能量的话:
    生命中有许多你不想做却不能不做的事,这就是责任;生命中有许多你想做却不能做的事,这就是命运。 ​ ​​​
[In life there are many you dont want to do but cant afford not to do, this is responsibility; In life there are many you want to do but cant do, this is fate. ​ ​​​]

每早一句正能量的话,治愈一整天。合作加QQ:,备明来意

王人平:
    痴迷于Kindle Fire和机器人的英国岁女孩chloe,在爸爸告诉她谷歌有豆袋椅和卡丁车后,向谷歌寄去求职信。谷歌CEO皮查伊回复:“如果你继续努力,追随自己的梦想,就能完成任何你下定决心要去做的事。无论是到谷歌工作,还是去奥运会参加游泳比赛。当你完成学业时,我期盼着能够收到你的求职申请!” ​​​
[Obsessed with the Kindle Fire and the robot British girl Chloe, the father told her after Google has a beanbag chair and karting, cover letter sent to Google. Google CEO skin looked back if you continue to work hard, to follow your dream, you can accomplish anything you set your mind to do things. Whether to work for Google, or go to the Olympic Games to participate in the swimming competition. When you finish school, I look forward to receiving your application for the job! ​​​]

非专家,非机构,一位普通父亲的自我救赎。

村里的老G:
    这里的鞋匠,大多兼有配钥匙的手艺。鞋匠Tyc ,莱比锡人,姓氏罕见,也许老辈与斯洛伐克有关。他边念叨,边用小铁刷擦拭着刚刚做好的铜钥匙 如今,新鞋便宜了,谁还肯花钱去维修旧鞋呢?多亏了配钥匙的收入,他家的小日子,过得还算可以。让他不安的,是现在的年轻人,既没中国人聪明,也没中国人勤劳 ​​​
[The shoemaker, mostly combined with key skills. The shoemaker Tyc, leipzig, the rare surname, inclined maybe related to Slovakia. He, with a small iron just finished brush wipe a brass key Nowadays, new shoes cheap, who is willing to spend money to repair the old shoes? Thanks to match the key of income, family life, return calculate can. Let him uneasy, is todays young people, neither the Chinese smart, didnt also the Chinese industry]

G弦丰富, 高音部略显单薄。

中国青年网:
    无论我们贫穷还是富有,无论我们走到哪里,有五样东西不能丢失:扬在脸上的自信、长在心底的善良、融进血里的骨气、两侧外泄的霸气、刻进命里的坚强! 早安[阳光] ​​​
[No matter we are rich or not, no matter where we go, there are five things not lost young in the face of confidence, kind, long in the bottom of my heart into the blood in the spine, on both sides of the leaked swagger, carved into the life of the strong! Good morning [sun]]

微博私信或关注中国青年网微信公众号,直接对话小青! 小青热线:-;邮箱:youthpress@

CP少女头像:
    “把自己过得不好和不开心的事在网上说说能得到什么”
“能得到很多赞” ​​​​

[Themselves well and unhappy things on the Internet about what can get < br > can get a lot of praise]

关注我今天一定会有好运,也会脱单哦~❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ:

明星秒拍:
    有一天晚上,梦一场,你白发苍苍,说带我流浪。——《你还要我怎样》#唯美女生# ​tRtud ​​​
[One night, a dream, you white-haired, said to take me. - how do you want me to # # tRtud beautiful girls]

每天最火的小视频。请转发~ 我是一名秒拍小逗比

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