分享一件我永远不会对自己做的事：[微笑]
[Share something I will never do to myself [smiles]]
头条新闻：#民族的终归是民族的#【吉林大妈拉横幅围堵乐天超市】乐天向美韩部署“萨德”反导系统提供用地，引发中国民间不满情绪升级：吉林日前有一批大妈大叔为主的民众，手持横幅堵在乐天超市大门，要其“滚出中国”。日，有出发前往韩国的中国外交智库成员紧急取消入住乐天酒店计划。tRiMfgNf
[# # nation will be national 【 jilin aunt pull banners containment lotte supermarket 】 lotte to the deployment of the United States and South Korea thad anti-missile systems provide land, Chinese folk discontent upgrade jilin has a group of uncle aunt give priority to the people, holding a banner plugging in lotte supermarket door, to its roll out of China. Has travelled to South Korea, have Chinas diplomatic think-tank members cancel the lotte hotel emergency plan. tRiMfgNf]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
当时我就震惊了：来吧玩个游戏，让我看看你不想干什么。 [来]
[To play a game, let me see you dont want to do. [to]]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
人民日报：【邓小平：大海中永生】年前的今天，年月日上午，一架银色专机离开北京西郊机场，飞向祖国的辽阔大海……捐献角膜、解剖遗体，不留骨灰、撒入大海——这是邓小平的遗愿。“我是中国人民的儿子。我深情地爱着我的祖国和人民。”他用行动践行了他的誓言。缅怀，致敬！
[[deng xiaoping eternal life in the sea] years ago today, on the morning of a silver plane to leave the airport in the western suburbs of Beijing, fly to the vast sea of the motherland... Donor cornea, the anatomy of the body, not the ashes, and into the sea, this is deng xiaopings wishes. I am the son of the Chinese people. I love my country and my people affectionately. His actions practiced his oath. Remember, salute! ]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
环球时报：【民族的终归是民族的 “辣条界扛把子”宣布退出乐天超市】近日网传卫龙产品在乐天玛特渠道下架，“一根辣条都不给乐天留”。@卫龙食品 澄清：除地点有误外其他均属实，目前已撤架的乐天玛特渠道为江苏盐城，全国范围乐天玛特渠道已按程序陆续下架，并且今后不再与乐天合作、供货。
[The nation will be national spicy dry tofu shoulder traverse to the child announced his retirement from lotte supermarket 】 recently net spread WeiLong products in lotte channels from the shelves, dont leave lotte a spicy dry tofu. @ WeiLong food clarification in addition to the wrong place other are true, is currently the shelves of lotte channel for jiangsu yancheng, a nationwide lotte channel has gradually from the shelves by the program, and no longer cooperate with lotte, supply in the future. ]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
Happy张江：好霸 气！！！！酒 驾 犯妈妈在法庭上嘲笑受害家属，女法官直接判酒驾犯妈妈坐牢，挺这个法官，无论读了多少书，有多高的社会地位。都不失率性、俠气和豪情[心]#低调炫技#
tRiMflJ
[Good bully gas!!!!!!!!!! Drunken driving make mother laughed at victims families in the court, female judge convicted drunk driving directly mother go to jail, the judge, no matter how many books, read the how high social status. Are losing willfulness, chivalry and lofty sentiments [heart] # low technique # < br > tRiMflJ]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
央视新闻：【励志！岁无臂男孩考试双百分】岁男孩蒋天健是四川射洪县一名小学生，患先天性无双臂残疾，自幼没手臂。年来，蒋天健坚持训练学会了用脚写字、洗脸、画画，甚至捻起地上的发丝…如今，一年级的他期中考试考出了双百分的好成绩，是学校的双优生。天行健，自强不息[赞] tRiVhexp
[【 motivational! Armless boy at the age of double hundred points 】 old boy Jiang Tianjian is a pupil, shehong county in sichuan province have congenital disability without arms, have been no arms. Kept in training all the years, Jiang Tianjian learned to write with their feet, face, painting, and even lay on the ground of the hair... Now, on his midterm exam of grade one out of the contradiction of good grades, is a school since birth. Day line, the unyielding tRiVhexp [who]]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
冷笑话精选：超霸气！酒驾犯的妈妈在法庭嘲笑受害家属……法官直接就判这个妈妈坐牢 [摊手]tRiMfn
[Super proud! Drunken driving make mother laughed at victims families in court... Judge sentenced to direct the mother [stand hand] tRiMfn in prison]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
吾皇的白茶：我就问，我皇还有谁不能COS[doge][喵喵][doge][喵喵][doge][喵喵][doge][喵喵]
[I asked, my emperor who else cant COS [doge] [meow] [doge] [meow] [doge] [meow] [doge] [meow]]
插画师，绘本画师 卡通形象吾皇创作者 合作邮箱gezikk@
神店通缉令：上某宝找鼠标垫找到了这个哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈[笑cry]
[On a treasure for mouse pad found this ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [laugh cry]]
微信公z号：tuijian 快上车，来不及解释了
新浪娱乐：#金刚狼：殊死一战# 明日震撼上映！“狼叔”休·杰克曼@HughJackman 用年光阴塑造了留名影史的超级英雄，而#金刚狼# 将是他作为金刚狼的谢幕之作[心] 最后一战兼并热血与感动、狼叔注定倾尽所有开启告别之旅，给你一个不一样的超级英雄，等你一句“再见，狼叔”。 tRitmFdr
[# # wolverine deadly war shock released tomorrow! Wolf uncle Hugh jackman @ HughJackman with signature years have shaped the history of the super heroes, and # # wolverine will be his morbid as wolverine [heart] final merger blood and moved, Wolf uncle to do everything we can to open farewell tour, give you a different kind of superhero, waiting for you a bye, uncle Wolf. tRitmFdr]
新浪娱乐
我的前任是个极品：柯基狗狗老的走不动了，主人带它去看它最爱看的雪。。。看哭了[泪]tRiMhpM
[Corgi dog old go any farther, the master took it to see it the most popular snow... See crying tears tRiMhpM]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！
这里是美国：小浣熊把棉花糖放进水里之后…整个熊都崩溃了，看一次笑一次[笑cry]tRiwDY
[Small raccoon after put the cotton candy in the water... The bear fell apart, see a smile a laugh cry tRiwDY]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！
猫扑：几十亿对我来说，不能说小意思吧，中等意思！新姿势GET！[酷]tRiMfjc
[Billions for me, I cant say something, secondary meaning! New posture GET! [cool] tRiMfjc]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
六六：今天某大学开学，第一天专业课老师对学生提的要求……
[A university today the first day of school the professional class teacher to the students demand that... ]
工作，采访，书籍版权及电子版权等事宜，请联系经纪人邹先生， Email：t@qq 电话：，多谢！
这个微博有点贱：从小目标到这个中意思，我感觉我的语文白学了[摊手] tRiMIBef .
[Small goals in this meaning, I feel my Chinese white learned [stand hand] tRiMIBef.]
我鼻子这么大你要跟我玩咩o(╯□╰)o
CP少女头像：男朋友道歉表情包
转发艾特他来收图！[doge]
[Boyfriend forward package < br > @ the apology expression to figure! [doge]]
关注我今天一定会有好运，也会脱单哦～❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ：
草莓跳：#微博橱窗#
评论点赞送个bb这款哦☀
一大早的幸运会不会属于你～
私服 特别显瘦的一款 针织面料弹性韧性都很好哦
做了个码长度相差比较大 小个子能穿能穿能穿 强调三次哈哈
两个色我都留了 特别特别特别好穿 搭配任意外套都ok 夏天也可以直接做吊带喔 tRiIPykQ
[# # weibo window < br > comment thumb up to send a bb it oh ☀ < br > lucky will belong to you in the morning ~ < br > < br > private servers is a product of special show thin knitting fabric elastic resilience is very good oh, < br > made a code length difference is larger Little can wear to wear to wear highlights three times haha < br > two color I have left a very very special good match any coat is ok may also directly do condole oh tRiIPykQ in summer]
葡萄-Lee：实穿尖头小矮跟，人手一双可以有，喜欢什么色呀
[Fact wear pointed dwarf with, people can have a pair of, like what color]
女子本弱，为母则刚
一起神吐槽：中等意思又是几个意思，爸爸你开心就好。[doge]tRiMfcCS
[Secondary meaning is some meaning, dad you are happy. [doge] tRiMfcCS]
你造么不吐槽的人生都不完整。关注后膝盖易碎，节操必失，三观毁尽...
英国那些事儿：画家YIGAL OZERI笔下的“自然少女”系列人物画像……恰到好处的光影，清新自然的风光，和天真稚嫩的少女，一切都美得不像话……（不说的话我真的以为是照片[摊手]
[The painter YIGAL OZERIs girl natural series of portrait... Just the right amount of light and shadow, pure and fresh and natural scenery, and naive girl, everything is beautiful place... (dont say, I really thought it was a photostand hand]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
笑多了会怀孕：史上最酷的秀恩爱方式，就是骑着翼装侠男票在天上飞.....[喵喵]tRiMcrFt
[In the history of the coolest way of affection, is riding a wing loading man male ticket to fly in the sky... [meow] tRiMcrFt]
爱笑的人运气不会太差。商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow 。
Dazzzling：😏[太阳]tRiMfgJz
想免费拿这件的话要点点右下角👍咯
[😏[太阳]tRiMfgJz
想免费拿这件的话要点点右下角👍咯 ]
你可以是我生活里的一首歌吗
我的朋友是个呆B：喵：反正错不在我，我希望你好好反省一下自己
[Meow anyway, not me, I want you to reflect on yourself]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的
我与贱客的日常：骑着男友上天？！从未见过如此酷炫的虐狗方式…[doge][笑cry] tRiMIel .
[Heaven riding a boyfriend? ! Have never seen such a cool way to abuse the dog... [doge] [laugh cry] tRiMIel.]
各位骚侠，身边有人各种犯贱不？各类爆笑应有尽有，欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。
Avril_Lavigne：Incredibly excited to be a part of the BMG family & be working with them on the release of AL! So excited to share more with you guys! - 成为BMG家族的一员超级激动&和他们一起工作，发布我的第张专辑！和你们大家分享更多感到十分激动！ tRiMxaLb .
[$excited to be a part of the BMG family & be working with them on the release of AL! So excited to share more with you guys! - become a member of the family of BMG super excited & work together with them, released my first album! Feel very excited to share more with you! TRiMxaLb.]
代言和授权请联系fanstang@fanstang。加拿大流行摇滚歌手、歌曲创作者及演员。代表作《Sker Boy》、 《Complicated》等等。
Vista看天下：【名全国政协委员联名提案：“马大哈”父母应负刑责】天津两名儿童坠亡事件再度让“儿童监护人疏忽应承担何种责任”成为焦点。名全国政协委员提交了《关于未成年人监护失职（疏忽）行为“入刑”的建议》，呼吁追究失职监护人的责任。提案中的数据让人触目惊心：每年近万孩子受到意外伤害，其中
[[of the CPPCC national committee joint proposal careless parents should] discretion tianjin two children fall dead again childrens guardians negligence what responsibility has become the focus. Of the CPPCC national committee submitted on the guardianship of minors (negligence) behavior of punishment proposal , calling for dereliction of duty guardians will be blamed. Startling data in a proposal almost every year thousands of children accidental damage, one of them]
vista看天下：中国发行量最大的新闻杂志，十天一期，内容涵盖时政、财经、娱乐、文化诸领域。我们的目标是：“做中国最好看的新闻杂志”。
喵星人的喵星球：。。。。。玩蛋去吧？！
[... Go play with egg? ! ]
做一只，有态度的喵星人。合作联系：shangwu@hamelon
笑话有木有：看到这个你想起了哪位智障朋友？[二哈][二哈]
[See this remind you of what a mentally disabled friends? [two ha] [two ha]]
知名搞笑幽默达人
小逗比神吐槽：法国搞笑短剧 《总而言之》，其中讲到精子和卵子的相遇， 太艰难了[笑cry] tRifbiw
[French comedy skits in short, of which about sperm and egg meet, its too difficult [laugh cry] tRifbiw]
各种搞笑、深井冰、脑残、吐槽段子~客观们戳进来看呐~！
董新尧：再三考虑，还是决定把昨天发的《测试拜金美女》的视频给删了。我想更多的给大家传递正能量的东西，不想总去剖析人性的黑暗面。毕竟这个社会还是很美好的。
[Repeatedly consideration, decided to send the video of the test material beauty yesterday to deleted. I want to give you pass more positive energy, dont want to always to analyze the dark side of human nature. This society is very good, after all. ]
魔力盒MCN旗下成员。《董新尧恶搞》每周微博更新｛每期幕后花絮—信公众号：dongxinyao ｝工作联系微信：dara邮箱：lidan@vmovier
秒拍：见过秀恩爱的，没有见过骑男友上天秀恩爱的！这种秀恩爱方式我服…[doge][喵喵]#秒拍# 这把狗粮我吃了→tRifxGc
[Seen show conjugal love, never seen riding a boyfriend show conjugal love of god! This way of affection I... [doge] [meow meow] # # s pat the dog food I ate - tRifxGc]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
范范范瑋琪：Work day
[工作一天]
范范范瑋琪 經紀事務請聯繫Kathy 孫嘉戎小姐 及 黑天使製作呂偉欽先生 email kathysun.tw@gmail alsawei@outlook 謝謝
电视剧三生三世十里桃花：#电视剧三生三世十里桃花#三生三世，桃花十里。[心]@杨幂 @HERO趙又廷 @张智尧-ken @Dear-迪丽热巴 @深情的高伟光 @张彬彬Vin @于朦胧 @刘芮麟Wayne @祝绪丹Bambi @黄梦莹maggie @代斯daisy #我在看三生#
[# # show junior iii miles peach blossom junior iii, peach blossom miles. [heart] @ Yang mi @ HERO zhao katyn @ Ken chang - Ken @ Dear - Dillon hot ba @ loving wei-guang gao @ bin-bin zhang Vin @ in the hazy @ Liu Rui Wayne @ ZhuXuDan Bambi @ Huang Mengying maggie @ generation, Daisy # # I was at the met]
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