冷笑话精选：
好尴尬！@表情bot哈哈哈哈哈哈救命@可爱凯_挺怕的，来英国五年了就没敢去@秒就睡着人类命运共同体
[So embarrassed! Bot, ha ha ha ha ha ha help @ @ expression lovely kay _ very afraid of, come to the UK for five years did not dare to human destiny community @ seconds fell asleep]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
oLV儿飞o：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
但斌：
太阳在我身后移步
作者：阿莱士·施蒂格 [斯洛文尼亚]
今日是每一个礼拜一。
今夜我们会再次上路。
朝着太阳，我爱着并说出（但或许我就是?）那些词，
它移步，它移步。
今日是每一个礼拜一，
另一具尸体沉入泥土。
我是一粒种子。
太阳在我身后移步。
比尘土和野草更持久，
随心所欲地消逝进那些晦
[The sun behind me walk < br > the author alex, stieg (Slovenia) < br > < br > today is every week. < br > we will hit the road again tonight. < br > towards the sun, I love and tell (but perhaps I was? Those words, < br > it moving, it moving. < br > < br > today is every Monday, < br > the other bodies sink into the soil. < br > I am a seed. < br > the sun behind me walk. < br > < br > lasting more than dust and weeds, < br > follow ones inclinationsly vanished into the dark]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白#这世界上有两派狗，分别是喜欢水的狗和不喜欢水的狗...... 哈哈哈！喜欢玩水的汪星人和讨厌水的汪星人差别这么大吗！[doge]tAzadDv
[# # the night big know that have two dogs in the world, are like water dog and dont like the dog... Ha ha ha! Like to play with water Wang Xing and hate water Wang Xing difference so big! [doge] tAzadDv]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 聊聊你最近看的剧是哪一部？评论里找找共同刷剧的朋友吧！[馋嘴]
[# # good night family talk show you recently is what? Comments for brush together play friends! [available]]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
ZAKER：
#深夜ZAKER# 得到一些，就会失去另一些，都坦然点。失去一些，就可以去拥抱另一些，都不必太沮丧。轻巧地活着吧，人生本就如倒悬草尖的朝露啊。——颜土豆avi
[# ZAKER# late at night to get some, you lose some, all open points. Lose some, you can go to embrace others, dont be too upset. Light alive, life as a wing with grass tip of morning dew. - yan potatoes avi]
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新浪汽车：
#车迷夜聊# 今天说说，如果我有一辆xxxx就好了…
[# # today about fans night chat, if I were a XXXX... ]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#前员工为泄愤半夜到店铺前撒冥币#，警方：行拘日】月日，安徽淮南，一家商铺店主多次早晨开门发现门口被人撒了许多冥币。民警迅速展开调查并抓获嫌疑女子。据其交代，她是该店铺前员工，此前产生过工作矛盾，为发泄情绪遂半夜前往撒冥币！@西部决策 tAxpSi
[【 # former employees to anger in the middle of the night to the front of the store and MingBi #, police line detention day 】 month day, huainan, anhui store owner several times to open the door in the morning found the door was threw many MingBi. Police quickly investigate and captured suspected the woman. According to its account, she is before the shop employee, had previously produced work contradictions, to vent hence to sa MingBi in the middle of the night! @ tAxpSi western decisions]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
猫扑：
【保护好支付密码！#男子偷窥邻座支付密码盗刷元#】近日，在江苏南通出发的一辆列车上，旅客王先生报警称，自己被盗刷了两笔款共计元。经查，王先生在列车上购买饮料时，被邻座的陌生男子彭某偷窥到了支付密码。于是彭某便趁王先生睡觉时，拿着王先生的手机实施了盗窃。目前，彭某被处以行政拘
[【 protect pay password! # # man neighbor peeping pay password for unauthorized yuan 】 recently, nantong in jiangsu set out on a train, passenger Mr. Wang alarm, according to their stolen brush for two sum total of RMB. Via checking, Mr Wang when buying drinks on the train, the neighbor strange man peng a peep to pay the password. Yu Shipeng a while Mr Wang when sleeping, with Mr. Wangs mobile phone theft. At present, peng sentenced to administrative detention]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信：mopxmt
小米手机：
#小米铁蛋# 上央视了！除了“哒哒哒哒”走以外，视频里还有铁蛋跳跃，厉害了！！[憧憬]
[Iron eggs # # millet on CCTV! In addition to the little man go outside, in the video and iron eggs jump, severe!! [hope]]
小米手机官方微博
新浪新闻客户端：
【冠军式凡尔赛你悟了吗#马龙说我球其实打得一般[doge]】月日，东京奥运会奥运健儿代表团参与在伊利沙伯体育馆举行的“奥运健儿大汇演”，国家队乒乓球名将马龙@captain龙 说自己球打得一般，下一秒#马龙许昕香港表演三球同打#。网友：这就是“天秀”吗？@中新视频 tAxpdrep
[The champion of Versailles did you enlightenment # Malone said I actually played ball general [doge]] month day, Tokyo Olympic Games Olympic athletes delegation to participate in the queen Elizabeth stadium Olympic athletes performance , international table tennis star Malone @ captain said he dragon ball, next second three ball with a # # Ma Longxu xin Hong Kong show. Net friend this is the show? @ Singapore video tAxpdrep]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#动画还原男子迷晕女下属致死案经过#】近日，广东女孩被迷晕致死案经媒体曝光后，引起广泛关注。年月，岁的彭某得知女下属陈某梅失恋后，邀请她吃宵夜，并使用七氟烷将其迷晕，欲实施奸淫，但因性功能障碍未得逞。陈某梅因七氟烷中毒致致急性呼吸、循环功能障碍而死亡。月日，广东佛山中院
[[# animation reduction man fan dizzy female subordinate death after # 】 recently, guangdong girl was fan dizzy deaths after the media exposure, caused widespread concern. Years, peng at the age of a certain learned that female subordinate Chen mei after brokenhearted, invited her to eat snack, and use of sevoflurane will fan dizzy, its for committing adultery, but not succeed because of sexual dysfunction. Chen mei caused by sevoflurane poisoning caused by acute respiratory and circulation dysfunction and death. June , the guangdong foshan then]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：
【比亚迪汽车：月份汉车型销量再创历史新高】财联社月日电，比亚迪汽车消息，过去的一个月，汉车型销量再创历史新高，汉车型销量达辆，同比增长.%，连续个月破万、连续个月环比增长。汉EV销量为辆，刷新历史，成为首款月销破万的纯电动中大型轿车车型。汉DM销量为辆，同比增
[【 byd auto in Chinese car sales hit a record high 】 goods association (month, byd auto news, in the past one month, han car sales hit a record high, han car sales of cars, year-on-year growth. %, consecutive months break, a month-on-month growth continuously. Han EV sales of cars, refresh the history, becoming the first month pin broken than pure electric medium car models. Han DM for vehicles, sales year-on-year increase]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
ZAKER：
【史上最反人类的电子产品，买的都后悔】 史上最反人类的电子产品>> tAxpsyH
[[against humanity in the history of electronic products, buy all regret 】 against humanity in the history of electronic products > > tAxpsyH]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
冷笑话精选：
加油加油@别是个沙雕吧[失望]@a崔勝鉉歐尼醬-每个人都在努力的生活啊[太阳][太阳]@Yanimitless努力生活，平凡就好@l南枫翊愿你心怀善意 永远清澈明朗。
[Refueling refueling @ dont is a sand sculpture [disappointed] @ a Cui Shengxuan ernie sauce - everyone trying to life [sun] [the] @ Yanimitless hard life, ordinary good @ l nanfeng clear yi well-intentioned to you forever.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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