冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈哈哈可爱疯了@黄濑濑濑濑 哈哈哈哈哈哈多少有点瞧不起的意思了@万事屋纸纸酱 柯基：有被冒犯到@他年的二月和二十 ：得整只羊驼放这盯梢@弗伦德希普 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好可爱
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha cute crazy @ yellow dalai dalai dalai dalai ha ha ha ha ha ha a bit look down upon the meaning of the @ all the house of paper paper jam corgi have offended to @ his February and have to put this whole alpaca Shadowed @ Mr DE heap ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, good lovely]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博汽车：
#汽车新知加油站# 硬派越野车挂绞盘不奇怪，大家见过拿面包车上绞盘的嘛，什么才叫全路况车型啊（战术后仰[doge]）
[# car knowledge of gas station # hard suvs hang winch is not strange, everyone seen to take the van on the winch of, what is the whole traffic models (tactical back [doge])]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
微博媒体助理：
【一分钟就到！[心]#西安抗疫爱心车队h守候约送医护人员#】这是一支由辆固定网约车、多名爱心人士带车加入的“抗击疫情特别突击车队”，他们主动联系防疫部门和医院，建立医护人员约车微信群，每天小时守候在医院、隔离酒店周边，只为“约”送抗疫一线的医护人员，为寒冬里工作的他们提供“一
[【 a minute! [heart] h # resistance to disease in xian love team waiting for you to send medical personnel about # 】 this is a fixed network about car, more loving people and cars to join the outbreak special assault team, they take the initiative to contact and epidemic prevention departments and hospital, establish medical staff about car WeChat group, hours a day waiting for you in the hospital, isolation, surrounding the hotel just to about disease resistance line of medical staff, for their work in the winter]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#西安医护人员变身新生儿临时爸妈#[心]】月日，西安多个新生儿因疫情封控无法正常出院，医护充当临时父母。医护表示，大家闲下来的时候，就会抱着这些孩子喂奶、换尿裤，还会给孩子拍照片录视频，然后发给宝宝们的爸爸妈妈。@人民视频 tAxsyHxB
[[turns into a newborn temporary parents # # xi an staff [heart]] month day, xi an multiple newborn for outbreak control unable to normal hospital, medical ACTS as a temporary parents. Care, said everyone spare time, will embrace the breastfeeding, changing diapers, will give the child take photographs to record video, and then to the mom and dad in the babies. Peoples video @ tAxsyHxB]
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刘彦斌：
💊怎么跌停了？谁干的？站出来！
[How did 💊 drop stop? Who did it? Stand up! ]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#梅姨案被拐孩子父亲发声#：感谢国家】近日，广东省高级法院对张维平等人拐卖儿童案作出二审判决：张维平、周容平判决死刑，另有二人被判处无期徒刑、一人被判刑十年。此案由广州中院于年月作出一审判决。法院审理查明，年至年期间，被告人张维平通过刻意搭讪结识被拐卖儿童的家人，
[# # MeiYi case abducted children father voice thank countries] recently, the guangdong province high court verdict to Mr. Equal one child trafficking case Zhang Weiping, Zhou Rong the death penalty, two people were sentenced to life imprisonment, a man was sentenced to ten years in jail. The case from guangzhou then hae made the first-instance judgment. Court found that during the year to year, the defendant Zhang Weiping accosted met by deliberately abducted childrens family,]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博媒体助理：
【沾沾仙气！#南京一大学学霸笔记上演神仙打架#】临近期末考试，@南京财经大学 的学霸们分享出了笔记，可可爱爱手账风、书写整洁印刷风、图文并茂艺术风……据悉，南京财经大学学霸笔记评比活动已连续举办三年，今年共收到份笔记，经过评选共有份学霸笔记脱颖而出。网友：这就是我与学霸的差别吗
[【 be dust! # nanjing university students with excellent grades of notes on the fairy fight # 】 near the final exam, @ the students of nanjing university of finance and economics, outstanding share out the notes, but lovely love hand accounts of wind, clean printing, graphic art wind wind... It is understood that nanjing university of finance and economics students with excellent grades notes appraisal activities have been held for three years, this year received notes, after the selection of students with excellent grades notes stand out. Net friend this is the difference between students with excellent grades and I]
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微博时尚：
嘉人年终视频#微盘点#，以此影片回望#忍不住分享的时刻#
新一年，愿你发现更多。tAxsnwR
[Claire year-end video micro inventory # # to the film back at # # cant help but share moment < br > the New Year, may you find more. tAxsnwR]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
优酷：
#周翊然帮金家骏征集表白攻略#请恋爱笨蛋金家骏收到广大网友的表白攻略后，速冲！酷酷子和家人敏都想看点更甜的#周翊然求助怎么追陈佳佳# #小敏家#
[# zhou yi ran to help do Jin Jiajun solicitation strategy # please love fool Jin Jiajun after receiving the profession people strategy, speed blunt! Cool the son sensitive and family want to watch more sweet # how chase jia-jia Chen zhou yi ran for help # # # mandys home]
ZAKER：
【#男子逃亡年因没有健康码崩溃自首#：没有健康码出不了门，受不了...】月日，浙江杭州一男子逃亡年后崩溃自首。年月至年月，武某涉嫌骗钱敲诈勒索，逃离杭州后隐姓埋名躲在一小县城，不敢用身份证和手机。疫情爆发后，不能用健康码不能出门让他逐渐崩溃。武某称因不能出门，其体重暴
[【 # man fled surrendered collapse because of no health code # no health yards out the door, cant stand... On day, a man in hangzhou, zhejiang province, fled after collapse turn himself in. Years to years, wu a suspicion of cheating money extortion, fled after hangzhou anonymity hiding in a small town, id CARDS and mobile phones. After the outbreak, cannot use health code cant go out to let him gradually collapse. Because of wu a said not to go out, its weight riot]
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ZAKER：
【冒充老干妈员工诈骗腾讯案一审宣判：主犯获刑年！】 人分别获刑年、年、年，主犯当庭表示上诉>> tAxskoJQ
[[impersonating old dopted mother tencent employee fraud case of first instance verdict the prime culprit was sentenced years! People were sentenced to years and years and years, principal said in court appeal > > tAxskoJQ]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【上班是不可能的！男子#嫌日薪元太低不上班行窃#】近日，武汉一个街边报亭凌晨被盗。警方经过追踪，次日在当地一家网吧将嫌疑人黄某抓获。黄某交代，自己曾在工地打工，日薪元，但嫌工资太低又太累，不愿意吃苦的他宁愿挨饿也不愿再去上班，被抓前，每天白天上网，晚上就外出行窃。目前，黄某因
[【 men work is impossible! # $too high too low to work steal # 】 recently, wuhan a street newsstands were stolen in the morning. Police in the track, the next day at the local Internet cafe huang captured the suspect. Huang, he has got a part-time job in site, including daily-rated yuan, but dont think the salary is too low and too tired, not willing to bear hardships that he would rather go hungry than to go to work again before being caught, the day surfing the Internet every day, go out at night to steal. At present, huang]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#警方通报女孩被姐夫投毒#】月日，河北威县公安通报居民马某（女，岁）住院治疗时，尿液中检出百草枯成分，怀疑被其姐夫陈某投毒。经侦查，嫌犯陈某自感家庭经济条件差，其岳父一家人“瞧不起自己”遂产生报复念头。@新京报我们视频 tAxseehe
[[# # police notified girl was brother-in-law poisoning] month day, hebei ngawi public security bulletin residents ma (female, age, hospitalization in urine detection paraquat, suspected by his brother-in-law XXL poisoning. After investigation, the suspect Chen self-induction poor family economic condition, the father in the family look down upon themselves encourage retaliation. @ Beijing news we video tAxseehe]
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ZAKER：
【“梅姨”案主犯张维平，年拐走名男童，二审维持死刑！】 年拐走名男童，最小的岁，最大的岁>> tAxsDpab
[In the prime culprit Zhang Weiping MeiYi case, kidnapped boy, a second trial to maintain the death penalty!] Year kidnapped boy, minimum age, the biggest age > > tAxsDpab]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
angelababy：
#小朋友是否有很多问号# 我在「新浪新闻·#阅见信箱#」 里抽到了容容小朋友的问题，我的答案是：我们看到的其实是太阳光被海水反射和散射后剩下的蓝光颜色。而“海天相连”的认知是受我们视力局限的影响，无法准确分辨极远的景象，实际上海与天空是平行的。虽然不是真的相连，但却承载着我们对大海与天
[# # children if there are a lot of question marks in my sina news · # read see box # in the smoke to let the kids problem, my answer is we see is actually sunlight reflection and scattering by seawater after the rest of the blue color. And Haitian connected cognition is influenced by our limited vision, can not accurately distinguish a far sight, actually Shanghai is parallel with the sky. Although not really connected, but it bears us with days of the sea]
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