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[Who are you? Tell a story about you < br > ____________________________]
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ZAKER：
【看哭全网！男子为亡妻销户时悲痛落泪，请求留下身份证作纪念】 福建一男子为亡妻注销户口时悲痛落泪，请求留下其身份证作为纪念，民警依规将身份证剪角后归还，引发网络热议。现场>> tAxpFT
[[see cry so! Man for his deceased wife pin when sad tears, asked to leave the id as a memento 】 a man for his deceased wife of fujian cancellation sad tears, when asked to leave the id as a memorial, civilian police to return id card after the shear Angle according to regulation and trigger a network. The scene > > tAxpFT]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
优雅的黑猫，hold住一切围脖🐈⬛
[Elegant black cats, hold all collar 🐈 ⬛]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪新闻客户端：
#北京一女子花近万元寻高质量男士被骗# 【交了万多元，婚介公司承诺的“高质量”男士竟是这个样子！】近日，市民佟女士向《民生现场》栏目组反映，她在朝阳区某婚介公司花了.万元，只为找到一位能相伴一生的爱人，可没想到红娘介绍的优质男士信息却是假的，想要退费可不容易。具体情况如何？我们
[A woman # Beijing cost nearly ten thousand yuan to find high quality man was tricked into # 【 made thousands of yuan, matrimonial company promises of high quality man turns out to be that way! Recently, citizens ms tong to reflect the livelihood of the people live group, she spent in chaoyang district a matchmaking company. Ten thousand yuan, only to find a lover who always forever, but matchmaker to introduce high quality mens information is false, want to refund is not easy. The specific situation? we]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#前员工为泄愤半夜到店铺前撒冥币#，警方：行拘日】月日，安徽淮南，一家商铺店主多次早晨开门发现门口被人撒了许多冥币。民警迅速展开调查并抓获嫌疑女子。据其交代，她是该店铺前员工，此前产生过工作矛盾，为发泄情绪遂半夜前往撒冥币！目前，该女子已被警方依法行政拘留七日。@西部决策
[【 # former employees to anger in the middle of the night to the front of the store and MingBi #, police line detention day 】 month day, huainan, anhui store owner several times to open the door in the morning found the door was threw many MingBi. Police quickly investigate and captured suspected the woman. According to its account, she is before the shop employee, had previously produced work contradictions, to vent hence to sa MingBi in the middle of the night! At present, the woman has been detained by the police administration according to law for seven days. @ western decision]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
ZAKER：
【险！#男子醉驾睡着与搅拌车擦肩而过#，网友：把这辈子运气用完了！】近日在广东珠海，一名男子醉酒驾驶小车经过红绿灯路口时睡着了。但小车却继续向前滑行，闯了红灯，紧接着与一辆与搅拌车擦肩而过！最终撞上另一辆对向开来的小车才停下。期间，醉驾男子始终没有醒来，直到交警到场拍打车门，才叫醒
[【 risks! # # snubbed by the mixers, man drunk to sleep netizen running out of luck in my life! Recently in the guangdong zhuhai, a man fell asleep while drunk driving the car through intersections. But the car continue to slide forward, ran a red light, then brush with a stir with car! Finally crashed into another train to the car to stop. Period, the drunk man never wake up, until the police showed up against the door, only to wake up]
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新浪汽车：
#F沙特大奖赛# 看看维斯塔的飞行圈！#老司机课堂# tAxpDs
[# # F Saudi grand prix see vesta flying ring. # # tAxpDs driver class]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#初中老师撞脸课本封面人物# [憧憬]】月日，河南商丘，一段初中老师神似课本封面人物的视频走红。当事人蒋老师称，当天发九年级政治课本，学生们议论纷纷，一问才知道撞脸了课本封面人物，觉得很神奇，像看到了年轻时候的自己。@西部决策 tAxpdaeG
[【 # junior middle school teacher hit face books cover # [hope]] month day, henan shangqiu, a junior high school teachers may cover the book video star. Miss jiang said, the parties on the day of the ninth grade political textbooks, the students, asking to just know face the book cover, feel very magical, see the time when young. @ tAxpdaeG western decisions]
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南方都市报：
【#掌握种语言的特战精兵如何炼成#？南都探访新疆军区某特战旅】近日，南都、N视频记者探访新疆军区某特战旅特种技术队，采访了威震雪域的特战精兵阿依邓•吐尔逊别克。阿依邓是新疆军区某特战旅特种技术队队长。他熟练掌握门语言，荣立三等功次、二等功次，获陆军第三届“四有”新时代革命军人标
[[# mastering the language characteristic chosen men how to was #? SMW to visit xinjiang military region a special brigade 】 recently, nunn, N video journalists to visit xinjiang military region special technical team, a special brigade had an interview with a sublime snow area according to deng, o good soldier characteristic of tursun buick. According to deng is the xinjiang military region a special brigade of special technical team captain. His master language, the second time, merit citation class ii, class I, by the army of the third revolution four haves new era military standard]
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优酷：
#追光吧一公跺脚变装# 追光者们的公演服装惊喜公开～“京AD工作室”选择了霸气黑色演出服，“见所卫健工作室”全员身着炫酷红色演出服，风格百变的服装让人期待值拉满！你们最期待谁的表现呢？今天锁定优酷，看#追光吧#一公竞演舞台！
[# # the spotlight on a male stamping drag the spotlight in clothing surprise public premiere ~ jing AD studio, chose the domineering black costumes, seen WeiJian studio fully dressed in cool red costumes, ever-changing style clothing expectation full pull! Who are you most looking forward to? Today locking youku, see # # the spotlight on a male race on stage! ]
新浪新闻客户端：
【#旬奶奶腿脚康复表演花棍感谢医生# 医生：第一次遇到，很开心】#我身边的向上力# 近日，陕西宝鸡。岁的蒋奶奶月份开始腿脚疼痛难忍，无法上台表演她最爱的舞花棍，在医院治疗后腿不疼了，参加比赛还拿了一等奖。欣喜的她专门跑到医生办公室表演了一段舞花棍以示感谢。袁医生称，第一次遇到给自
[Ten-day grandma ability recovery performance [# # doctors HuaGun thanks to the doctor encountered for the first time, very happy 】 # # upward force around me recently, baoji in shaanxi province. - year - old grandma in jiang started legs pain, unable to stage her favorite dance HuaGun, in hospital treatment hind legs dont hurt, in the competition also got the first prize. Delighted she ran to the doctors office specifically performed a dance HuaGun as a token of his appreciation. Doctors say, yuan encountered for the first time since]
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优酷：
#金星发现周晓鸥跳舞顺拐# 忘情投入舞蹈的@周晓鸥 一不小心就将动作做成了顺拐~被火眼金睛的艺委会主任@金星 一秒发现。@杨和苏KeyNG 立即解围，表示“这是设计”~#追光吧#tAxpdjy
[# # Venus found turn dancing xiaoou zhou shun played into the dance of @ xiaoou zhou action will make it easy to turn down ~ be drawn @ Venus for a second, director of the writer found. @ and Sue KeyNG immediately clearance, Yang said this is a design ~ # # the spotlight on tAxpdjy]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【冬季一定警惕！#男童尿床被电热毯烧成重伤#】近日，西安市儿童医院烧伤科病房内，接诊了一位刚过一岁的幼童。因没穿尿不湿，该幼童在睡觉时尿床与电热毯接触后，造成了双下肢后方及腰背部的电烧伤。伤口为混合二度，面积约%。经治疗该幼童目前平稳，尚未发现身体其他部位的内损伤。医生提醒家长应
[The winter will be vigilant! # # boy bed-wetting and seriously by electric blanket 】 recently, childrens hospital of xi an acute ward, accepts a just over a year old child. Because of not wearing diapers, when the young children in bed wetting the bed after contact with the electric blanket, causing the rear and the small of the back of electrical burns of lower limbs. Wound for mixing two degrees, area of about %. After treatment of the children is a plateau, have been found in other parts of the physical damage. The doctor remind parents should]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
ZAKER：
【“七年之痒”的蔚来为何变得越来越平庸？】 蔚来的“七年之痒”，不仅仅是芯片惹的祸，也是自己造成的 tAxpexfL
[The seven year itch wei to why is becoming more and more commonplace? Wei to the seven year itch, is not just a chip, is also of its own making tAxpexfL]
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻# 【三步走发展 宝马公布电气化发展规划】日前，宝马公布了电动化发展的三个大致阶段，同时宝马提出到年，该品牌将在全球提供大约款纯电动产品，到年，宝马在中国销量中超过将是纯电动车型，未来宝马也将在几乎所有细分市场中都推出纯电动车型。tAxpQa
[# # every news three-step BMW released electrification development planning, the BMW unveiled electric three general stages of development, BMW is put forward to the year at the same time, the brand will provide about pure electric product in the whole world, to the year, BMW sales in China more than would be pure electric vehicles, in the future BMW will come out in almost all segments of pure electric vehicles. tAxpQa]
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