冷笑话精选：
绝了@他只是个孩子啊各个都爆笑哈哈哈哈@喵粉物宇 哈哈哈笑死我了，真的是太像了，第一个就笑到我了@蔡文姬看起来都好眼熟啊！
[No @ all he is just a child. Is joke ha ha ha ha @ meow powder content yu ha ha ha killing me, is really too like, the first laugh to me @ CAI wenji looks so familiar!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
ZAKER：
【#货车高速起火吨书和试卷全烧毁# [允悲]】据@沸点视频 消息：月日，湖北孝感，京港澳高速孝感东收费站附近一辆载有吨书籍、作业本和试卷的货车突然起火。消防员到达后，立即拉起警戒线，经过一个多小时扑救，火被扑灭，但车上的书本全部损毁。 tAfKdhWX
[[# truck high speed tons of books and papers all fire burned # [allow sad]] according to @ boiling point video month day, hubei xiaogan, Beijing Hong Kong and Macao high-speed xiaogan east station near a bus carrying tons of books, exercise books and papers of truck burst into flames. Firefighters arrived, immediately pull a line, after more than a hour saves, the fire was put out, but books all damage to the car. tAfKdhWX]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
但斌：
一直只知道我阳历的生日，今晚问了家人，才知道我的阴历生日是年月日下午.分。[心][鲜花]
[Has been only know that I the Gregorian calendar birthday, ask the family tonight, just know my lunar calendar birthday is (date) (month) (year). In the afternoon. [heart] [a flower]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
卢健生：
请给我链接🙏@Endlesss丶我是淘宝卖家，我想问问蔡老，原味是哪个[泪][泪]，我在官网看了好久好久，不过大家放心，我们原装进口的，正规手续。
[🙏 @ Endlesss please give me the link, I am taobao sellers, I want to ask CAI old, which is plain [tears] [] of tears, I looked on the website for a long time for a long time, but you rest assured that we imported from normal procedures.]
Z CAM 首席执行官
优酷：
#蔡徐坤把暗号编成歌#一本正经对暗号真的尴尬又奇怪，不过把暗号当歌唱就真的很自然了，不愧是你坤@蔡徐坤 每周五晚：，优酷全网首播，精彩不容错过！#上优酷看奔跑吧#
tAfUx
[# # CAI xu song weaves codes in all seriousness to signal really awkward and strange, but the secret password when singing is really very natural, not the kui is a kun @ CAI xu every Friday night you, youku tech-oriented premiere, wonderful not to be missed! Youku watch running on # # # < br > tAfUx]
新浪新闻客户端：
【#救援车队被村民索要元进山费#？双方各执一词】月日，有网友爆料称，近日他们去雅安光头山救援一辆翻车车辆时，被村民拦路索要元“进山费”。这位村民称上山是泥巴路，车辆通过会威胁房屋安全，并称道路是他的。可随后，当事村民又否认此事↓↓到底谁在说谎？当时发生了什么？事件最新进展...全文： m.weibo
[[# # ask for yuan into the rescue team was villagers? Each] month day, some netizens said, recently they went to yoann bald mountain rescue a overturned vehicles, road by villagers for yuan into the fees. The villagers said the mountain is NiBa Road, vehicles through threaten housing security, said the road is his. Can then, party villagers denied again left left who is lying? Then what happened? The latest progress in the event... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小野妹子学吐槽：
小马岛猬，洗沙浴的样子和想象中不太一样呢 tAfUawu
[The appearance of the falklands hedgehog, washing sand bath and imagination are different tAfUawu]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：
#黄旭熙假装无事发生#明明内心怕的要死，脸上却要装得风平浪静，@威神V_黄旭熙_LUCAS 的这波演技，你给打几分呢？每周五晚：，优酷全网首播，精彩不容错过！#上优酷看奔跑吧#
tAfUgC
[# # Huang Xuxi pretend nothing happened when the heart afraid of death, face is packed in a calm, @ wei god V_ Huang Xuxi _LUCAS this wave of acting, you play for a few minutes? Every Friday night, youku tech-oriented premiere, wonderful not to be missed! Youku watch running on # # # < br > tAfUgC]
ZAKER：
【国家网信办：下架“滴滴企业版”等款App】 国家网信办：下架“滴滴企业版”等款App tAfyFz
[[national network letter the shelves drops enterprise edition App 】 national network letter the shelves drops enterprise edition App tAfyFz]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
新浪新闻客户端：
#枕边时刻# 你的减压方式是什么？
[# # bed time what is your way of relief? ]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
刘彦斌：
降准了，流动性没问题👌
[Had been down, no problem 👌 liquidity]
但斌：
今晚看《只有峨眉山》，有两句话印象极深刻，第一句“为自己活活一个角落，为别人活可以活整个世界。”；第二句“我们每个人都是背夫，只是背的东西不一样！”[拳头][心][鲜花]
[Tonight to see only the emei mountain, there are two words very impressive, the first sentence for yourself alive into a corner, a life lived for others can live the rest of the world. ; The second sentence, we are all back, just back something different! [fist] [heart] [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
[赞][握手]@可爱徐兄努力优秀不是为了堵住别人的嘴吧，而是为了活出更好的自己。向内用力，而不是往外找。
[Shake hands [who] [] @ lovely Xu Xiong good hard not to block others mouth, but in order to live better. Push inward, not outward.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
[拳头][心]@甜蜜W薇薇W积极努力向上，是为自己达成自己心中的目标，是对自己的负责和交待。至于别人怎说，好的与坏的都只是笑纳，都是对自己的激励和鞭策，自己知道自己是一直走在自立利他，奔向光明的有价值有意义的路上，这就是最好得了。
[[fist] [heart] Vivian @ sweet W W positive efforts up, is to achieve the target of his heart for himself, is responsible for their own and hand over to treat. As to what others say, good and bad are just take, is about their motivation and spur, altruism, standing on your own two know theyre always walk in the sunshine of valuable meaningful way, this is the best.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
[笑cry][允悲][赞]@鲁博棵教练但总您已经非常非常优秀了 我估计您堵不住黑粉儿的嘴[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[[laughing cry] [allow sad] [who] @ LuBo head coach but always you have been very, very good I can not estimate you stuck black powder mouth [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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