冷笑话精选：
看给猫猫急的@生物叫兽该给猫咪加鸡腿了@Yaoyao灬不容易的猫咪@抖森cute猫我真的是操碎了心，手别再动了孩子
[Hurry to see a cat @ creature called the beast that give the cat a chicken leg the @ Yaoyao 灬 not easy cat @ shaking, express it in cat I really fuck broken heart, dont touch the children]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
【#小伙表演醉拳趴倒吓坏工作人员#：以为他晕倒，边跑边喊医务人员冲上场[允悲]】河南省第十六届大学生武术锦标赛，小伙正表演醉拳，其中一个动作是翻身后摔在地上，模仿喝醉的状态。一旁的工作人员误以为他晕倒，边跑边喊医务人员冲上场时，小伙就表演了下一个动作，发现这是个乌龙后，全场爆笑。观众...全文： m.weibo
[【 # guy performing drunken master terrified face down staff # thought he fainted, shouted as he ran the medical staff rushed to play [allow sad]] the th college students in henan province wushu championships, guy is performing drunken master, fell on the ground after one action is to turn, imitate the drunken state. Aside the staff thought he fainted, shouted as he ran the medical staff rushed to play, boy is performed under an action, found that it was a goal, a joke. The audience... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【呛水时不要大意 #岁女孩游泳呛水致肺炎# 】今年月份，一名岁小女孩跟着家长一起来到河南省儿童医院就诊，自述胸痛，呼吸困难，脸色也不太好看。而当医生问起原因时，才知道孩子是在游泳时呛了一口水，但当时家长没在意，谁知回家之后咳嗽越来越重。三天之后，家长察觉不对劲，才把孩子送到医院，...全文： m.weibo
[【 choke water dont careless # # years old girl swimming choking water cause pneumonia 】 in this year, a year old little girl came to the childrens hospital in henan province, along with parents complain of chest pain, breathing difficulties, dont look very good. And when the doctor asked why, just know the child is swallowed a mouthful of water when swimming, but the parents didnt care, but after home cough is getting heavier and heavier. Three days later, the parents perceive is wrong, to send their child to the hospital,... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
ZAKER：
【#考生录取西安美院两天后遭退档# 学校：工作失误导致错误录取】月日，有考生家长反映，名专业考生被西安美院录取两天后遭退档。陕西省招办向家长解释，错误录取的根本原因在西安美院。日，西安美院招生处回应，书法专业录取要求语文必须满分，工作人员漏设了这个条件，名考生总分过线，但...全文： m.weibo
[【 # examinee admission xian academy of fine two days later withdraw file # school work mistakes error accepted 】 month day, parents reflect, a professional examinee admitted by xian academy was back in two days. Action do parents explain in shaanxi, the root cause of the error admission in xi an academy. , xi an academy admissions response, calligraphy professional admission requirements the language must be perfect, staff set the terms of the leakage, candidates score line, but... The full text m. eibo]
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ZAKER：
【特斯拉三年后会被它打败？】 不少车企的掌门人，都在不断放出狠话，提出各种宏大的目标，真是语不惊人死不休 tAfHXQkv
[【 tesla would be three years later it beat? Many car companies, have been released malicious words, put forward all kinds of grand goals, is a language not astonishing die endlessly tAfHXQkv]
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冷笑话精选：
#小孩子的攀比有多好笑# 整个红包 tAfHJHw
[# # child compare how funny the red envelope tAfHJHw]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：
#新车擎报站# 【来自同门之间的竞争 明锐PRO对比速腾】其实在紧凑型车市场上大众的一众车型一直占领了相当大的比重，而聊到这些大众系的车型，就不得不提到大众的“胞弟”斯柯达了。最近斯柯达明锐PRO正式上市了，基于MQB Evo平台打造的它起点在大众家族的一众兄弟中也算是颇高的了。为什么这么说呢，...全文： m.weibo
[# # with new car stops the competition from stuff between Octavia PRO contrast soar team 】 in the compact segment the mass of the vehicle has been occupied a considerable proportion of, and chat to those in the department of the public vehicles, have to mention the publics brother skoda. Recently the skoda Octavia PRO officially listed, based on MQB Evo platform to build its starting point in the family is quite high in one of his brothers. Why do you say that,... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
#燃烧吧废柴# 来啦，小酷带来了大鱼客栈的一手资讯：方天逸@王彦霖 和叶小夕@程小蒙serena 的婚礼不收礼只收祝福！各位客官快带着满满的祝福来观礼吧[偷乐]婚礼正在进行ing，上#优酷合家欢剧场#， VIP会员抢先看！
tAfTkq
[# burning faggots # come, little cool has brought the big fish inn firsthand information the winner @ Wang Yanlin and Ye Xiaoxi @ Cheng Xiaomeng serenas wedding gift only receive blessings! All the guest officer quickly come to the ceremony with a full blessing [steal joy] wedding ongoing ing, # on youku # family theater, VIP member first! < br > tAfTkq]
卢健生：
很久没见到曾钰成先生了，今天他的新书《主席八年下册-时不再来》举行发布会，主持的信报老总郭艳明也是老朋友，当然要去捧场，买书拿签名。 tRIfhrt
[Today, havent seen Mr Tsang for his new book part ii - the present chairman eight years held a conference, hosted by the CEO of hkej Guo Yanming is my old friend, to pay tribute, of course, buying books with signature. tRIfhrt]
Z CAM 首席执行官
新浪新闻客户端：
【夏日惊喜限定！ #北京暴雨过后现绝美火烧云# 橘色云团铺满蓝色天空宛如童话世界[憧憬]】月日，北京。暴雨过后，天空出现火烧云。橘红色云团与蓝色天空梦幻联动，像重彩的油画一样绚丽，宛如童话世界。@沸点天际线 tAfHEGA
[【 summer surprise limit! # Beijing after heavy rains now beautiful evening glow # orange cloud covered the blue sky like a fairy tale world [hope]] month day, Beijing. After the heavy rain, the sky appeared evening glow. Orange clouds and blue sky dream, like a heavy variety of oil painting beautiful, just like the fairy tale world. Skyline tAfHEGA @ boiling point]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【暴雨致公司院内积水，#道路被淹小伙自制木筏载女同事回家#】月日，湖北襄阳。遭遇暴雨袭城，市区道路积水严重。某公司院内，几名男同事找来木板自制木筏，接送下班的其他同事回家。员工称，此举主要为照顾女同事。tAfHIIBy
[To companies in the storm water, # roads submerged small makeshift raft drive female colleagues home # 】 month day, hubei xiangyang. Heavy rains hit city, the urban road water is serious. A company hospital, several male colleague to makeshift raft board, other colleagues came home from work. Staff said, the move to take care of female colleagues. tAfHIIBy]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈@快乐获取指南哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@太皇太后您有喜啦哈哈哈哈哈哈有味道了@文科班校花酱哈哈哈哈哈哈哈救命@吃不胖的小有味道了@大猪蹄子研究所哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈有味道了@玖酒鸠-酒酒子今天依旧咕咕咕开始准备哕了
[Ha ha ha ha happy @ get guide ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ too queen mother happy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha you have a taste beauty queen sauce, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha help @ @ liberal arts class eat not fat little tasty @ big pig hoof institute, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha have taste @ dove - nine wine wine wine son still goo goo goo Hui preparing to start today]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#北京一大妈多次妨碍公交运营被刑拘#：供认不讳，表示悔改[摊手]】近日，北京一大妈坐在公交车前门踏板处，阻碍公交行驶。月日，北京公交警方通报称，已将井某芬（女，岁）刑拘。据悉，井某芬以行动不便为由，要求公交车司机搀扶其上车。司机不便离开驾驶席，其他人员多次主动帮忙，但均被拒绝...全文： m.weibo
[【 a aunt many times hinder bus # Beijing business being detained # confessed, said repentance [stand hand]] recently, a Beijing footplate aunt sitting on the bus the front door, hinder the bus driving. Month day, Beijing transit police bulletin said, has been well a Finn (female, age). It is understood that the well a Finn citing action inconvenience, asked the bus driver to assist its get on the bus. Driver inconvenience to leave, others take the initiative to help many times, but were refused to... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
ZAKER：
【首个解约品牌！韩束宣布和吴亦凡解约：终止合作关系】 首个解约品牌！韩束发文称已向吴亦凡方发《解约告知函》，终止一切品牌合作关系，此前都美竹曝光其与未成年发生关系>> tAfHiGlk
[【 first termination brand! Kans announced and queer termination wu break up the partnership] released the first brand! Kans said has been sent to wu queer party the termination notification, terminate all brand cooperation, after all the bamboo exposed its relations with a minor > > tAfHiGlk]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#岁老赖冒用他人身份证乘高铁被拘#：一紧张报出了自己的真名】近日，镇江丹阳火车站，一旅客用身份证通过人脸识别闸机时多次验证失败，可疑举动引起民警注意。面对民警的询问，男子报出的名字与身份证上不一致。随后，民警将男子带回。据悉，该男子今年岁，因拒绝偿还欠款被列为失信人员，男子承...全文： m.weibo
[LaoLai falsely use another id # years old take the high-speed rail was detained # a nervous offered his real name) recently, zhenjiang danyang train station, a passenger with id card through the facial recognition brake machine validation failure many times, suspicious police attention. In the face of police inquiries, quote us men do not match the name and id card. After that, the police will bring man back. It is reported, the man years old this year, for refusing to pay arrears are classified as faithless people, man bearing... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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