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新浪汽车：
【#郑州电动车充电时自燃# 】月日，河南郑州一辆东风启辰电动车在充电过程中自燃，燃烧剧烈且爆炸声不断。据了解这是一台网约车，先从底盘部分起的明火，很多人用灭火器去喷一点用都没有，爆炸声起就没人再敢靠近，所幸没有造成人员伤亡，起火原因还在进一步调查中。tAfOBZyz
[Month # # zhengzhou electric vehicle charging combustion 】 【, henan zhengzhou a dongfeng qichen electric car spontaneous combustion in the process of charging, intense and burning explosion unceasingly. According to understand this is a network around the car, first from the chassis part of flame, a lot of people use the fire extinguisher to spray for nothing, explosion has no one dare to close to, but caused no casualties, the cause is still under further investigation. tAfOBZyz]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【凭自制驾驶证 #男子佯装试驾骑走万元摩托车#】近日，昆明一男子来到摩托车店，佯装试驾，随后骑走了店内一辆价值多万元的川崎摩托车。犯罪嫌疑人可某到案后交代，自己从事艺术，先在网上找到驾驶证样本，再自己对照样本去尝试模仿，自制作了一本假证，抵押在店里。目前，被骑走的摩托车已追回并...全文： m.weibo
[【 by homemade driving license # man pretend to drive to ride motorcycle # ten thousand yuan 】 recently, kunming, a man came to the motorcycle shop, pretend to drive, then rode away the store a value more than $ten thousand worth of kawasaki motorcycle. Criminal suspects can be certain to their account, their engaged in art, on the Internet to find the drivers license first samples, and their control samples to try to imitate, since made a false evidence, mortgage in the store. At present, to ride the motorcycle has been recovered and... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【紧急！#交警接力分钟将羊水破裂孕妇送医#[心]】月日，江苏无锡，一辆车上有孕妇羊水破了，恰逢早高峰，情况十分紧急。交警铁骑到求助电话后立即引路护航，相互协作支援，护送求助车辆一路急速前行，仅用分钟顺利将孕妇送至医院。tAflYvk
[【 emergency! # police relay minutes sending water breaks pregnant women d # [heart]] month day, wuxi, jiangsu province, a car has broken amniotic fluid, coincided with the peak early, is very urgent. Traffic police fighters to turn the phone immediately after the way the escort, collaboration, support mutually, escort for the vehicle fast forward, get pregnant woman to the hospital in just minutes. tAflYvk]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
ZAKER：
【“再创神话”，荣耀 Magic 官宣： 月 日全球发布】 据传将搭载高通骁龙 Plus 处理器，运行Android系统>> tAfjcFXK
[【 another myth, glory Magic officer xuan global release February nd 】 reportedly carrying qualcomm Xiao dragon Plus processor, run Android system > > tAfjcFXK]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
新浪汽车：
【#长续航版ModelY在美加已售罄# 】特斯拉长续航版双电机Model Y在北美地区的销售异常火爆，虽然第三季度才刚刚开始，但根据该公司官网透露的信息，这款车型在美国和加拿大的交付计划已安排至年月。
[[# version for long life ModelY in Canada and the us has sold out # 】 tesla stretched version range double motor Model Y in North America sales unusually hot, although the third quarter has just begun, but according to the companys website information, in the United States and Canada delivery plan for this Model has arranged to July. ]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
#早鸟分享#【拥抱自己，每天皆是最好的生活】岁月漫长又短暂，选择热爱生活，生命也会变得晴朗。有人爱，有事做，有所期待，再用更宽阔的心，去治愈那些小小的不快乐，不就是人生最好的状态。从今天起，学着用更乐观的心态，去治愈那些小小的不快乐。给生活一点耐心，给好运一点时间。句治愈的话送给...全文： m.weibo
[Share # # early bird [hug yourself, every day is the best life 】 the years long and short, choose to love life, life will be sunny. Someone love, have something to do, looking forward to, with a more spacious heart, to heal the small not happy, not is life the best state. Starting today, learn to use more optimistic point of view, to cure the small not happy. To life a little patience, good luck to me a little time. Words of cure for... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
ZAKER：
【车市“中考”发榜，超成车企销量目标完成率不足%】 目标完成率超过 % 的只有 家，还有近四成的完成率不足 %。 tAfjtr
[【 auto market tests billboard, car companies as a result of insufficient sales target completion %] more than % target completion rate only home, and nearly forty percent less than % completion. tAfjtr]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
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[The grass? Bot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ expression acutely single also unworthy scratching it @ lovely kay _ bags have, find a beard? [acid] @ - keleZ - there is a package in my butt [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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新浪新闻客户端：
#深夜大明白# 海豹游泳时，为什么不会被水呛到？原来人家的鼻孔有自动开关系统[doge]tAfWLKxL
[# when you understood the # seals swimming at night, why not be choking water? Originally the somebody elses nostrils [doge] tAfWLKxL automatic switch system]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白# 【直观动画科普：如何将金星改造得宜居住？】说到离开地球，移居到其他星球寻找资源，人们总是默认在谈论火星。但其实换个思路，在金星上建立城市，可能也是个不错的选择。
金星最大的优势，就是重力几乎和地球相同，人们可以很快适应金星的生活，地球上的工程技术和材料，也可以方便地...全文： m.weibo
[# # the night big understand 【 intuitive animation science how to transform the Venus appropriate live? When it comes to leave earth, migrate to other planets to find resources, people are always talking about Mars by default. But actually change the way of thinking, build cities on Venus, may also be a good choice. < br > < br > the biggest advantage of Venus, is gravity and earth almost the same, people can quickly adapt to life in Venus on earth engineering technology and material, also can be easily... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 你学会的第一项维修保养汽车的技能是什么？[并不简单][并不简单][并不简单]
[# # good night family first car maintenance skills you learn what? Isnt a simple [is not simple] [] [] are not simple]
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