小野妹子学吐槽：
日本东京奥组委主席、前首相森喜朗在今天的会议上表示：“如果日本奥委会增加女性理事的话，应该对她们的发言时间进行限制，不然会议很难结束”。目前，日本奥委会名理事中仅有位是女性，下一步计划按照要求，将女性理事人数增加到%以上，但森喜朗强调：“文部科学省一直要求多选女性理事，真的很...全文： m.weibo
[Locog chairman, former prime minister yoshiro mori in Tokyo, Japan in todays meeting, said if Japan Olympic committee (ioc) increase female directors, should be to limit their presentation time, otherwise meeting difficult to end. Currently, director of Japan Olympic committee (ioc) was only three women, the next step in accordance with the requirements, will increase the number of female director to % above, but yoshiro mori stressed s science ministry has asked for a multiple-choice women directors, really... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
回复@时间的碰友当然可以[心][鲜花][作揖]@时间的碰友但总，我要是在红树林偶遇你，可不可以上前来打扰您，要个签名呢？[嘻嘻]@但斌[拳头][心]
[Reply @ time friends can, of course, [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ the friends but always of time, I met with you, if in mangrove above can not come to disturb you, to be a signature? [xi xi] @ but bin [fist] [heart]]
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但斌：
回复@用户yegvcyar[作揖][心][鲜花]@用户yegvcyar今天认真看了但总在央视里面的谈话内容，不仅是谈投资，更是谈如何过人生，了不起啊！@但斌[拳头][心]
[Reply @ user yegvcyar [bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ user yegvcyar carefully watched today but all conversations in CCTV, not only is talking about investment, but also talk about how to live life, great! @ but bin [fist] [heart]]
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#医生之间是如何发信息的#领红包了 tAQqWk
[# # the doctor is how to send messages between tAQqWk get red envelopes]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：
#赵英俊去世# 【这份防癌建议请收好！[话筒]】我国每天约有万人确诊癌症，中国城市居民从至岁，累计患癌风险为%。关注，转发这份预防癌症建议↓提醒你最关心的人！#赵英俊病因#tRuaH
[# # ying-jun zhaos death [the cancer prevention advice please keep good! [microphone]] every day about ten thousand men diagnosed cancer in our country, Chinas urban residents from to years of age, the cumulative risk of developing breast cancer for %. Attention, forward the cancer prevention advice left remind you care about most! # # ying-jun zhao causes tRuaH]
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平安北京：
【只听声音，就足够感动！】近日，热心市民拨打报警电话称遇到一名走失老人。当时已经是深夜十一点多，气温很低，老人蜷缩在路边，衣着单薄，冻得直哆嗦，说话也不利索了，无法正常与民警进行交流，只称自己已经八十多岁，迷路找不到家[可怜]经过@大兴公安 清源路派出所民警的不懈努力，终于找到了老人...全文： m.weibo
[【 only listen to sounds, moved enough! Recently, the alarm calls concerned citizen said met a lost old man. At that time is more than eleven o clock at night, the temperature is very low, the old man crouched in the roadside, dressing gown, shivering with cold, also say that dont seem, unable to properly communicate with police, said he has more than eighty years old, only get lost to find home [poor] after @ daxing public security carried out way the policemens unremitting efforts, finally found the old man... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【许家印参与一线 恒驰汽车启动冬季测试】日前据恒驰汽车官方透露，恒驰汽车冬季测试在中汽研牙克石测试基地正式启动。恒大集团董事局主席许家印亲赴一线督战恒驰冬季测试。此外恒驰汽车表示，自主研发的动力电池已达到世界领先技术水平，计划在今年下半年量产。tAQtqYL
[# # every news [slot in a line of constant chi auto start winter testing 】, heng chi auto official said that the constant chi car winter testing in RGL grind teeth stone base. Evergrande group chairman, Mr Xu to a line of supreme heng chi winter testing. Besides, chi car said, independent research and development of power battery has reached the world advanced technology level, plan in the second half of this year. tAQtqYL]
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新浪汽车：
#比亚迪推出纯电动P+核酸检测车#
据悉，比亚迪携手华大智造推出纯电动P+核酸检测车，车载动力电池系统即为车辆提供动力，也可为车载设备供电，在不外接电源情况下可独立工作小时以上。整合华大智造自动化设备和系统，检测量混样情况下，单车可实现日均人份样本检测，最快小时输出检测结果。...全文： m.weibo
[# byd launched all-electric P + nucleic acid check-out car # < br > it is reported, byd launched to huada smart electric P + nucleic acid check-out car, namely to power vehicles, vehicle power battery system can also be used for the on-board equipment of power supply, without external power supply can be independent work hours. Integration of bgi, smart automation equipment and systems, mixed sample cases, check bike can realize daily doses samples, the fastest hour output test results. . The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#城管没收匹马个月花销万#，无奈拍卖还流拍了】近日，湖南株洲。匹在城区违规饲养被城管没收的马成了“拍卖品”。据三湘都市报，从查扣至今，城管部门委托专人照料，个月已为这匹马花余万元。高额的饲养费让他们伤脑筋。月日，这匹马的网拍流拍，预计年后重启拍卖。tATumpX
[【 spending than # # chengguan confiscated horse months, helpless auction also auction 】 recently, hunan zhuzhou. Illegal breeding horses in urban areas was confiscated by chengguan Ma Cheng items. According to sansho metropolis daily, since seized, urban management department to entrust someone to take care of, months have the horse Ma Hua ten thousand yuan. High maintenance trouble them. On day, the horse of the racquet auction, is expected to restart after the auction. tATumpX]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【上海务工#女子返乡天后被隔离天#，社区：我们是按规定执行】#社区回应女子返乡天后被隔离#月日，湖北荆门。有网友发视频称，她由上海宝山回到荆门，时隔天才被要求酒店隔离，完成酒店隔离后，又被要求居家隔离，两次隔离共计天。对此，掇刀石街军马场社区工作人员回应，他们是按照荆门市...全文： m.weibo
[【 Shanghai workers # # woman returning days after quarantined day, community we are according to the provisions of] # # community response to the woman home days after quarantined month day, hubei jingmen. Have net friend send video call, she by the Shanghai baoshan returned to jingmen, isolation after genius was asked hotel, complete hotel after isolation, and are required to home quarantine, isolation of two days. The Duo knife stone street army horse ranch community workers respond, they are in accordance with the jingmen,... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：
@兼听明偏信暗持有东方财富二年原计划持有到牛市。因恐惶疫情开市后的第二天抛光，后续东财大涨，全仓杀入小米，一月后跌了%，国外特别是印度疫情加重，再次恐惶在将块不到的小米割肉，杀入小盘股搞投机……遭遇了人生最大的股市失败，唉如果早一点看到但总视频，也许会改变当初的一念之选
[@ and hear opinions dark Oriental wealth two years planned holds to the bull market. Because the day after the outbreak of trepidation opened polishing, subsequent DongCai, whole storehouse to millet, fell % after January, foreign outbreak is aggravating, especially India again trepidation in millet cutting piece of less than, to advance to the quarterfinals small-cap make speculation... Suffered the biggest stock market failure of life, alas if see earlier but always video, may change at the beginning of a read]
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但斌：
回复@闪闪的宏兴[拳头][心]确实像战争！当时我也是如此的感觉！@闪闪的宏兴看的热血沸腾 好像打这样一仗@但斌[作揖][心]@好公司不逃顶cy当时看了但总的微博，也热血沸腾的打光了[鲜花][握手][作揖]
[Reply @ glittering HongXing [fist] [heart] is like a war! So I was feeling! @ glittering HongXing see blood boiling like playing such a battle @ but bin [bowing] [heart] @ good company does not escape the top cy watched but overall weibo at the time, also have a boiling passion of lighting [flowers] [shake hands] [bowing]]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
这也太好看了吧！！！[色]
[This is too good-looking!!!!!! [color]]
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优酷：
#谢宛如指使倩儿诱惑萧綦# #上阳赋# 谢宛如@左曉卿 为走投无路的王倩@曾一萱 出谋划策，指使她诱惑萧綦，可是素来与王氏为敌的宛如怎会真心帮助倩儿呢~酷酷子只想对着倩儿说“你清醒一点”[抓狂]今晚， 优酷全网独播，锁定《上阳赋》 tAQGgsU
[# x temptation like letting qian son xiao Yang fu on regard to # # # thanks just like @ ZuoXiaoQing to help desperate wang qian @ have a xuan, letting her temptation shaw regard, but always with the wang just like how can really help to cool the son just to qian qian son son said wake you up a little [mad] tonight, youku so alone, lock on Yang fu tAQGgsU]
南方都市报：
【#塞尔维亚总理称中国疫苗安全有效#：我们成功归因于将健康置于首位】据欧洲新闻台日报道，塞尔维亚总理布尔纳比奇接受采访称塞尔维亚成为欧洲疫苗接种“冠军”，归功于将健康安全置于政治之上。她在采访中再次强调中国疫苗安全有效，并表示“如果每个人都将疫苗视为一个健康问题，而不是地缘政治问...全文： m.weibo
[[# # Serbias prime minister said China vaccine is safe and effective we success to put health in the first place, according to a report in the European news day, Boolean nabi, Serbias prime minister, said in an interview in Serbia for European vaccination champion, thanks to the health and safety in politics. She again the Chinese vaccine is safe and effective in the interview, and said, if everyone sees vaccine as a health problem, rather than geopolitical q... The full text m. eibo]
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