冷笑话精选：
炸毛小可爱[doge]@rufhv哈哈哈哈哈好可爱呀@一杯幸福的永远哈哈哈哈哈哈炸起来了@罗小刀O_o哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我的天
[Fried small lovely [doge] MAO @ rufhv ha ha ha ha ha good lovely @ a happy forever, ha ha ha ha ha ha Fried up @ ROM knife O_o ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha my day]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：
不管我猜得对不对，我们都坚持把“家人”放在第一位@WEYSUV
[Regardless of my guess was right, we adhere to the family in the first place @ WEYSUV]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
恭喜@lunacatliu 等名用户获得【哥哥同款六斤水大大大茶缸一个】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tAqdpnTb
[Congratulations @ lunacatliu users so as to obtain the brother in same six jin water greatly shengchan dui a 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAqdpnTb]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#美食时刻# 创意美食菜谱：土豆片的新吃法，好吃到让你根本停不下来哟！tAqdis
[# # food moments creative food recipes new how to eat potato chips, delicious to the point that you dont stop! tAqdis]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：
今日开屏高能！看#陈伟霆喜提康师傅冰红茶# 热血饱饱@William威廉陈伟霆 舞动燃力三角，召唤燃魂。#痛快中国燃#为爱你的，你爱的，释放全部燃力@康师傅冰红茶 tAqrrAeg tAqrEnK
[Opening the high-energy today! See ice tea # # William xi mention tingyi blood full @ William William William wave force triangle, call upon combustion. # # time China burning for the love you, love you, release all combustion force @ tingyi ice tea tAqrrAeg tAqrEnK]
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优酷：
#奋斗吧主播# 大秀开场，@蔡少芬 T台走秀成大型圈粉现场，@李艺彤 “泥石流”亮相集体爆笑[酷]成团名单公开，蔡少芬泪洒现场，@黄奕 谈女性力量[加油]播姐进阶之旅接近尾声，第十期节目上线，快点开视频看播姐们的成团战吧！
【第十期上】tAqdafO
【第十期下】tAqdoDmU
[# work # big show opening host, @ caishaofen catwalk shows in big circle at the scene of the powder, @ Li Yitong appeared mud collective joke [cool] conglobation list public, caishaofen tears in the scene, @ huang yi women with power [oil] sister advanced journey comes to a close, the tenth edition online, hurry up and open video look at sowing sisters clouds of war! < br > the th issue of tAqdafO college < br > tAqdoDmU period under 】 【]
南方都市报：
【刑拘！华信信托岁男董事长办公楼持械打伤岁女总经理】#华信信托董事长用锤子打伤总经理#月日上午，辽宁省大连市公安局西岗分局发布警情通报，大连华信信托股份有限公司办公楼内发生一起故意伤害案。南都记者注意到，此案犯罪嫌疑人董某成为该公司董事长，伤者王某为该公司总经理。据该公司官网...全文： m.weibo
[【 detained! Huaxin trust - year - old male chairman office armed wounded at the age of the female general manager] # # huaxin trust chairman with a hammer wounded general manager on Monday morning, dalian in liaoning province public security bureau issued a police blotter xi-gang bureau, dalian co., LTD. Huaxin trust occurs in the office building with intentional injury. SMW reporter noticed that the criminal suspect Dong Mou become the chairman of the board of directors of the company, the injured wang mou, general manager of the company. According to the companys website... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#家人帮家人# @一心想逃章北海 这位朋友的购车需求如下，亲爱的家人们给他一些好的建议或者推荐吧~
[Thought # @ # family help family fled ZhangBeiHai friends car demand as follows, dear family to give him some good advice or recommend ~]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
平安北京：
【一个短片告诉你#无效报警后果有多严重#？别给添堵！】月日是#全国宣传日#，你知道无效警情带来的后果有多严重吗？一个无效报警，也许宝贵的出警时间就此耽误，也许一条鲜活的生命因此消逝…珍惜 ，把有限资源留给真正需要的人，别给生命线添堵！tAisNNFXQ
[【 a short film tells you how serious # # is invalid alarm consequences? Dont give difficult!] Month day is # # national awareness day, do you know how serious the consequences of the invalid alert has? An invalid alarm, maybe to delay valuable police time, perhaps a fresh life so disappeared... Cherish, limited resources to really need people, dont be added for the lifeline! tAisNNFXQ]
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优酷：
#蔡徐坤墨镜杀# 妥妥的霸道总裁即视感！#蔡徐坤[超话]# 一头银发帅气十足，黑色西装低调奢华[好喜欢]墨镜杀酷炫的坤坤太可了！酷酷子不允许还有人没看过[憧憬]～
[# # CAI xu sunglasses kill no problem of bullying, President of the visual sense! # # CAI xu words [over] a white-haired smartly, black suit, low-key costly [like] sunglasses cool kun kun too can kill! Cool the son does not allow others havent seen [hope] ~]
冷笑话精选：
#云年会抽奖有多随意# 当老板拿到连自己都不知道的年会台本后，我尴尬得笑出了猪叫声…… tAqrDPYO
[How random # # cloud conference lottery when the boss got dont even know their annual playscript with stage directions, I laughed embarrassed oink... tAqrDPYO]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：
【知名导演李少红：演员不是吃青春饭的职业，女演员自己不要慌】年春天，在影院关门、剧组停工、疫情发展态势完全不确定之时，受女性医务工作者的激励，女性电影人董文洁决定开发制作一部彰显女性力量的电影，记录年这个特殊而不平凡年景的故事。导演李少红是她联系的导演之一。“冥冥之中就相...全文： m.weibo
[[renowned director li shaohong actor is not eat rice youth career, actress yourself dont panic 】 spring, closed in theaters, cast off, completely not sure when the epidemic situation, the female health workers incentives, female filmmakers Dong Wenjie decided to develop a reveal womens movie, recorded in the story of the special and unusual year. Director li shaohong is her contact of one of the directors. ...... that... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#上优酷看最强大脑# 今晚迎来#最强大脑#首次考核，全新拼图游戏挑战脑力值巅峰，学霸高手们的对决紧张刺激，谁会是那个让导师惊讶的最强黑马？今晚分，锁定优酷，看#最强大脑#谜底揭晓。tAqdCFT
[Youku to see the strongest brain on # # # # in most brain tonight for the first time, a new puzzle game to challenge mental value peak, students with excellent grades of duel tense, who will be the strongest black surprises mentor? The strongest points tonight, locking youku, see # # brain mystery solved. tAqdCFT]
汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【配备贯穿式尾灯组 奔驰EQS更多细节曝光】月日，在奔驰展示最新互联系统MBUX Hyperscreen的发布会上，奔驰官方也同时对外公开了EQS的预告图，新车将作为首款搭载MBUX Hyperscreen互联系统的车型，将于年夏季正式发布。tAqdC
[# # every news [with through type taillight group Benz EQS more details exposure] month day, show the latest interconnected system in Mercedes MBUX Hyperscreen conference, Mercedes officials also made public the EQS forecast figure, new car will be the first MBUX Hyperscreen interconnected system models, will be officially released in summer. tAqdC]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
刘彦斌：
病人有些撑不住了，拉出来很多绿💩！
[Some patients dont stay up, pull out a lot of green 💩! ]
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