冷笑话精选：
tAyrep @花弄影vicky：怀疑自己眼花[允悲]@季苍北我糙这是什么！！！！@中华小歌库这整活把爷👀懵了
[TAyrep @ flower lane shadow Vicky doubt yourself at [allow sad] @ JiCang north I rough this is what!!!!!!!!!! @ the little song library the whole live ye 👀 meng]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：
#家家迷惑行为大赏# 高速掉头逆行并表示： “那里是虚线，我是靠右行驶” “我每次在高速上都是以不到kmh的速度行驶” 太危险了…这科目一白学了[跪了][跪了][跪了]
[# # confused every behavior is great reward high speed turning retrograde and said there is a dotted line, I was driving on the right every time I are less than on the motorway KMH speed too dangerous... The account is a white learned] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling]
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新浪汽车：
在大众新春媒体沟通会上，CEO冯思翰都说了哪些重点？勤劳的@陈瑶bj 给大家捞干货~[坏笑][坏笑]#大众年内将推三款全新ID车型##大众不会提供公里续航电动车##新能源大牛说#
[In the popular new media communication during the meeting, the CEO Feng Sihan said what the point? Industrious @ Chen yao bj to get dry ~ [laugh] [laugh] # mass years will push three new ID models # # do not provide public km range of electric vehicles new energy Daniel said # # #]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
南方都市报：
【吓人！#男子楼顶跑酷突然脚滑摔落# 危急关头一把抓住电线死里逃生】据外媒日报道，近日，一段跑酷者失足跌落的视频走红网络，视频显示，俄罗斯跑酷专业人士Sergey Shorokhov站在一栋高楼的楼顶，在没有安全措施的情况下沿着边缘跑酷，不料突然脚滑摔下房顶。万幸的是他及时抓住一根沿墙垂下的电线...全文： m.weibo
[【 scary! # man roof parkour feet falls suddenly at wire close # stake 】 according to foreign media reports, recently, a parkour fell the video of popular network, video display, Russia parkour professionals Sergey Shorokhov standing at the top of a high building, in the absence of security along the edge of parkour, but suddenly feet slip fell under the roof. Luckily he promptly seize a wire hanging down along the wall... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【后女生网上代写书信 九成是分手挽留信：最常写的三个字是“我等你”】#代写书信女孩最常写分手挽留信#月日，四川成都。后女生声静专职在网上帮人写信，过去一年她写了多封信，写的最多的是情书。声静称，信件内容大部分是分手挽留，客户会写好内容让她誊写。最常写的三个字就是“我等你”...全文： m.weibo
[【 girls write letters online ninety percent after break up is to retain the letter most often write three words is I wait for you # write letters girl most often retain break up letter # month day, chengdu, sichuan province. After the girls voice still full-time people write online, over the past year, she wrote many letters, written by one of the most is the love letter. Jing said, break up letter is mostly to retain, the client will write good content, let her copying. Write the three words most often is I wait for you... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：
知道桶里有很多鱼、主人却不给他之后的表情 [怒]
[Know that there are many fish in the barrel, after the owner wont give him the expression [anger]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：
#赛车游戏# 这两辆车是没机会开了，在游戏里感受下吧！EVO IV vs R GT-R（游戏：Battle Gear ） tAyBns
[# # racing game is no chance, the two cars in the game feel down! EVO IV v R GT - R (game Battle Gear) tAyBns]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
微博时尚：
#时尚媒体联盟# #LOFFICIELX安雨月刊# #安雨暗红系大片#昨天终于正式上线！在属于他的专属红与黑场域中，安雨身着暗色系时尚极简穿搭，以一抹亮红作为点缀，不羁洒脱且别具一格的「本我」跃然于屏幕之上。作为#听后浪说#专题的号，他即是青春热烈，又带有冷静内敛。正如他用沉静的廓形大衣包裹着自...全文： m.weibo
[# # # # fashion media alliance LOFFICIELX AnYu issue # # AnYu dark red is large finally officially launched yesterday! In his exclusive the red field, AnYu dressed in a dark minimalist fashion wear, to serve as an ornament with a bright red, uninhibited and easy and having a unique style of I appeared on the screen. As # # # said after listening to the wave project, he is young, and with a calm inside collect. As he profile coat wrapped in the quiet... The full text m. eibo]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
优酷：
#洗澡时遇到过什么尴尬事##blueblue的少年# SKY天空少年@SKY官博 全员启动爆料模式！@SKY-李希侃 说由于房间布局问题自己常常不小心看到@SKY-林陌 洗澡的画面，把小伙伴们都听呆了[哈哈]@SKY-左叶 在线助力尴尬值，上演最尬瞬间[允悲]快来优酷👖加入少年们的海岛爆料趴[羞嗒嗒]
tAykRX...全文： m.weibo
[Anything embarrassing # # # shower met the young teenager @ # SKY SKY blueblue SKY officer Po full disclosure mode to start! @ SKY - Li Xikan said due to the room layout problems often accidentally see @ SKY - Lin devoted to take a bath, listen to all the friends for online helpha ha @ SKY - the left lobe embarrassing value, on the most embarrassed moment [allow sad] come on youku 👖 join teenagers island broke on [shame clicking] < br > tAykRX... The full text m. eibo]
南方都市报：
#上海昭通路居民区部分区域升为中风险#【#上海报告例本土确诊病例#，系医院工作人员例行核酸检测发现】在月日下午举行的上海市疫情防控工作新闻发布会上，上海市卫健委通报：月日，上海市报告例本土新冠肺炎确诊病例。其中病例和病例都是在医院相关工作人员（医务人员和医院外包后勤人员）例...全文： m.weibo
[# in Shanghai residential area of zhaotong road to risk # 【 # # Shanghai native report cases of confirmed cases, routine nucleic acid testing department of the hospital staff found 】 epidemic prevention and control work in Shanghai in June afternoon news conference, Shanghai WeiJianWei bulletin month, the Shanghai report cases of local new champions confirmed cases of pneumonia. Cases and cases of them are working in a hospital personnel outsourcing logistics (medical staff and hospital personnel) cases... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【月日起实施 杭州错峰出行新规等政策】日前，我们从杭州交通官方微信公众号处了解到，年月日起，杭州市小客车“区域指标”和“浙A区域号牌”设置及相关配套措施将正式实施。
据了解，月日，杭州市就小客车“区域指标”和“浙A区域号牌”设置及相关配套措施调整方案公开征求意...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [month date of implementation of hangzhou peak travel new rules such as policy], A few days ago we from hangzhou traffic official WeChat public place to know, (date) (month) (year), hangzhou car area index and zhejiang A regional plate setting and related supporting measures will be officially implemented. < br > < br > it is known that month day, hangzhou car area index and zhejiang A regional plate setting adjustment scheme and relevant supporting measures open for STH. The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
#上阳赋超前点播# 是什么让我们的嘴角止不住的上扬？哦~原来是王儇@章子怡 和萧綦@周一围 同框撒糖呀[憧憬][憧憬] 这碗狗粮，酷酷子先干为敬啦[酷][酷]#上阳赋# 正在优酷超前点播，记得去看[打call][打call]
tAypMk
[# on Yang fu req # in advance what it takes to make our mouth uncontrolled rise? Oh ~ is talking @ zhang ziyi and xiao wang regard @ yiwei zhou with box and sugar ah [hope] [hope] this bowl of dog food, cool son do for worship now [cool] [cool] # # on Yang fu is youku ahead on demand, remember to go to the play call [] [play call] < br > tAypMk]
平安北京：
今年公安工作怎么做？一图看懂赵克志部长在全国公安厅局长会议讲话重点！
[This year, the public security work to do? A picture is read Zhao Kezhi minister spoke the sessions of the national public security bureau chief in the point! ]
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优酷：
#记忆中好听的老歌盘点# 人间真实@郑钧 在#探世界# 第二季中听到西安美食盘点，这反应不就是小探本人的样子嘛，美食面前人人平等，大家都是职业干饭人，不过除了美食大家还记得@郑钧 也是个音乐才子嘛，你曾经爱听的歌又有多少和@郑钧 有关呢？tAyunn
[Good old inventory # # memory real human @ zheng jun heard in the # # agent world in the second quarter of xi an food inventory, this reaction is not look like little agent himself, everyone is equal before the food, we are professional rice, but in addition to food you remember @ zheng jun is a music genius who, how much do you ever want to hear song and @ zheng jun? tAyunn]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【精神科医生的病人们有人出轨后 买通多人说她有病】深夜，急诊室的安静被刺耳的吵闹声打破。一群人扯着一个衣着单薄的女人头发凌乱、大喊大叫。送她到医院来的，是她的老公，以及两人公司的员工。女人情绪失控，一直说自己老公有婚外恋，可周围人都说她不正常↓↓可渐渐地医生发现，或许女人说的才是...全文： m.weibo
[The psychiatrists patients after someone cheating suborn people say she is sick 】 late at night, broken by harsh noise quiet in the emergency room. A group of people is tearing a woman hair dressing gown, Shouting. Send her to the hospital, is her husband, and two employees of the company. Emotion, has been a woman said her husband has an affair, but people say she is not normal left around left and doctors found that perhaps the woman say is... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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