小野妹子学吐槽:
使用方法严重错误![允悲]
[Method of use serious mistakes! [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选:
准备开始看了!!@美琪奇奇酱@会飞的哓鱼很好看,尤其推荐原声版哈哈哈哈还能学方言@毒舌电影 @永山C太:看了四集,非常香@-阿拽-平凡而伟大的故事,真的好看!@Ruben-GY所以你看,最吸引人的,最令人感动的,还是最平常最真实的生活
[Ready to watch!! @ @ mechi qiqi sauce flying fish is very good-looking, why not particularly recommend the original version of the ha ha ha ha also can learn dialect movie @ @ poison tongue forever mountain C too look at the four set, very sweet @ - o ye - ordinary but great story, really good-looking! @ Ruben - GY so you see, the most attractive, the most moving, or the most ordinary real life]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
今晚《我就是演员》的舞台,张檬金莎和郭品超带来《美人心计》,看得出来演员们非常用心也有进步,你们觉得如何呢?#金莎和张檬好像拿反了剧本##上优酷看我就是演员#,tAGSotU
[Tonight, I am an actor stage, zhang jin sha and bring the beauty calculating dylan guo pinchao, see the actors also have progress very attentively, how do you feel? # jin sha and zhang lemon seemed to take the script look I am actor on youku # # #, tAGSotU]
优酷:
#陈德容宋宁峰海边的曼彻斯特#今晚#我就是演员#中,陈德容宋宁峰再现经典剧目《海边的曼彻斯特》,感受人生潮起潮落,生动演绎夫妇重逢。
#上优酷看我就是演员#,tAGSWm
[# # # Vivian Song Ningfeng seaside Manchester tonight I am actor #, Vivian Song Ningfeng represent the classic Manchester of the sea, feel the life ebb and flow, vivid and deduce the couple reunited. < br > # # look I am actor on youku, tAGSWm]
微博汽车:
见识了,多公里的准新车车掉价近W… 平均每开一公里掉千块[吃瓜]#豪车超跑#
[A sense, miles must drop nearly new car W... Open every one kilometer away one thousand pieces [eat the melon] # # cars running]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
优酷:
#李梦哭戏##陆川说姜潮磕头好实在#今晚《我就是演员》中,李梦小沈阳姜潮盛一伦版驴得水全新演绎荒诞的黑色幽默!各位演员情绪到位,表演张力十足!#章子怡夸李梦出奇的好#
#上优酷看我就是演员#,tAGRl
[# Li Meng famous tear jerker # # # lu said Jo kowtow good really tonight I am an actor, Jo Li Meng small shenyang sheng an imitation edition donkey water brand-new deduce absurdity of black humor! Fellow actor mood in place, performing tension! # # zhang ziyi praises Li Meng surprisingly good < br > # # look I am actor on youku, tAGRl]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
#深夜大明白#【预防新冠病毒,你家洗手液选对了吗?】勤洗手是预防新冠病毒感染的有效方式之一。比起不易保持洁净的肥皂,按压泵的洗手液更适合公共区域和家庭使用。那么,要想更有效地将触摸到的病原微生物去除,我们应该选择什么样的洗手液?购买的标准是什么?
tALMoTZ
[# # the night big understand [prevention of new virus, your hand sanitizer right? Frequent hand washing is one of the effective ways to prevent new crown virus infection. Compared to is not easy to keep clean soap, press the pump liquid soap is more suitable for the public areas and family use. So, if you want to more effectively remove touch of pathogenic microorganisms, we should choose what kind of liquid soap? What is the standard purchase? < br > tALMoTZ]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
冷笑话精选:
会的!@阿熊仔Bally大家都会幸福的!@曲奇玛奇朵都会幸福的[心]
[Can do! O @ young Bally everyone will happy! @ cookies macchiato will happy [heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
汽车之家:
#微信状态背景图# 大家都设置背景图了嘛?可以截图发出来晒一晒呀~[嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻]#晚安家人#
[# # WeChat state background everyone set the background picture? Can screenshots sent to bask in the sun ah ~ [xi xi] [xi xi] [xi xi] # # good night family]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。
ZAKER:
#深夜ZAKER# 一旦别人问起自己想要什么,那一刹那反倒什么都不想要了。怎么样都行,反正不可能有什么让我快乐的东西——这种想法陡然掠过我的脑海。——太宰治《人间失格》
[# late-night ZAKER# once someone asks what he wants, but the moment what all dont want to. Anything goes, anyway what cant be the things that make me happy - this idea suddenly pass in my mind. - too and treat the disqualification of a human]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
新浪新闻客户端:
#长沙失联女生朋友称与司机无关#【#长沙失联女生朋友发声#:下车后失联 与司机无关】月日,湖南长沙。一则寻人启事称,一名岁的女孩在凌晨时许乘坐网约车后失联。日,失联女生朋友称,女孩是下班后凌晨从公司宿舍外出,乘坐网约车下车后失联。目前网约车司机已在配合警方调查,基本确认与司机...全文: m.weibo
[# # changsha lost girl friend said has nothing to do with the driver the lost girl friend voice # # changsha get off after lost has nothing to do with the driver] month day, changsha, hunan. Said, putting a one year old girl in the morning about car after PM on net loss. Friends, lost in the girls said that girl is from the company dormitory in the morning to go out after work, on the net about lost after the car out of the car. Car drivers have been cooperate with police investigations about network at present, the basic confirmed with driver... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
#章子怡说李晟表演诚实#今晚我就是演员 @李晟Su 和@学徒王自健 的《灵魂的救赎》再度贡献了一场震撼的视听享受!@陆川 给李晟满星卡鼓励,#章子怡刘天池抢李晟#演技如此细腻,怪不得如此受欢迎!
快#上优酷看我就是演员#,tAGtYQ
[# # zhang said nic is coming show honest I am actor @ nic is coming tonight Su and the salvation of the soul of the @ apprentice Wang Zijian again contributed a shock of audio-visual enjoyment! # @ lu to encourage Li Shengman star card, zhang ziyi Liu Tianchi rob nic is coming # acting so delicate, its no wonder that so popular! < br > fast # # look I am actor on youku, tAGtYQ]
新浪新闻客户端:
【#昆明被劫持男孩家属发声#:跪地的不是孩子父亲,是警察求替换做人质】#昆明警察跪地乞求劫持者交换人质# 日下午,云南昆明发生一起劫持人质案件,造成人死亡、人受伤。现场视频中,一身着黑色外套和牛仔裤的男子跪在台阶下,网友猜测其为孩子父亲。日,被劫持孩子表姐回应称,该跪地男子为出...全文: m.weibo
[【 hijacked the boys family voice # # kunming kneel ground is not the father, is the police ask replace hostage 】 police knelt to beg for the hijackers hostages # # kunming day afternoon, the hostage-taking cases of kunming in yunnan province, killing people, injured. Scene in the video, a man, dressed in a black coat and jeans, knelt down on the steps, the net friend guess their father for their children. , kneeling, hijacked the child cousin responded that the man is out... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷:
#肖顺尧跳舞输给印小天#虽然@MIC肖顺尧Aero 的《一生所爱》超棒,哥哥@印小天 这次进步也好大,搭《Monster》伴奏也太配了,舞姿收放自如,舞台张弛有度,力量感与律动感十足,是值得N刷的舞台[打call]~ #追光吧哥哥#
tAGGqE
[Although # XiaoShunYao dancing to xiaotian Yin # @ MIC XiaoShunYao Aero love life are great, or big brother @ xiaotian Yin the improvement, take the Monster accompany with too much, happily and freely, the stage of relaxation, strength and rhythm feels dye-in-the-wood, is worthy of N brush stage play call [] ~ # # the spotlight right brother < br > tAGGqE]
新浪新闻客户端:
#学校奖励优秀学生一桶油和一条鱼#【学校奖励期末考试成绩优秀学生一桶油一条活鱼 网友:拿回家可以直接吃了![哈哈]】月日,广西柳州。一所小学对期末考试成绩优秀的学生进行奖励表彰。与众不同的时,奖品是一条活蹦乱跳的大鱼和一桶食用油。成绩优异的学生获得大桶的食用油,其他的获得小桶的食用...全文: m.weibo
[# school reward outstanding students a barrel of oil and a fish # 【 school outstanding student award the final exam a barrel of oil is a live fish netizen take home can directly eat! [ha ha]] month day, liuzhou in guangxi. A primary school reward excellent students recognition for the final exam. Distinctive, alive the prize is a big fish and a barrel of oil. Excellent results of the student to obtain VAT of cooking oil, the other for small bucket to eat... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
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