冷笑话精选：
hhh@快乐获取指南哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@太皇太后您有喜啦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这就是王子的自信吗？@文科班校花酱不愧是你@大猪蹄子研究所哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈不愧是你 白敬亭@燕十七七七救命哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[HHH @ happy queen get guide ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ too you hei! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that is the princes confidence? @ campus flower sauce not the kui is a liberal arts class @ you big pig hoof institute, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha not the kui is a Bai Jingting @ yan help you ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
【#杭州一女子加号遭拒怒扇护士#反锁诊室：我看不成别人也别想看！】月日中午，武林派出所接到报警，由于医生不给加号，一女子对医生大打出手。经了解，汤女士（化名）带女儿看眼科，因错过了时间无法取号，执意要求医生加号，但遭到拒绝，眼见着自己要白跑一趟，汤女士顿时情绪激动，把医生“赶出...全文： m.weibo
[【 a woman # hangzhou plus the rejection nu fan nurse # locked office I see no others also dont want to see! On Wednesday noon, wulin police station received a report to the police, because the doctor did not give a plus sign, a woman fights to a doctor. By understanding, soup lady (not her real name), take daughter see eye, because of miss the time cant take, determined asked the doctor to the plus sign, but was rejected, saw himself to make a trip in vain, soup lady suddenly excited, the doctor out of the... The full text m. eibo]
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微博搞笑排行榜：
预告今晚分互动题目：“你考驾照(学车)发生过哪些令人喷饭的事”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic you drivers license (students) which inspiring laugh-out-loud had happened. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
榜姐每日话题 博主。每晚发互动话题
南方都市报：
在发展的过程中，榄菊始终秉承着绿色、环保、安全的创新理念，以创新、创造赋能，改善环境，实现企业绿色发展，为建设“资源节约与环境友好”型社会贡献力量。
[In the process of development, lam chrysanthemum has always uphold the concept of green, environmental protection, safety and innovation, and innovation, to the creation of fu can, improve the environment, realize the enterprise green development, to build resource saving and environment friendly contributions to society.]
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优酷：
#萧然说服梁思申#萧然@孙艺洲 欲放弃写字楼开发改做体量小的别墅项目，遭到梁大反对，他连夜赶至上海争取梁思申的支持@杨采钰Ora 。一番慷慨陈词，解开了梁思申对他的误会，梁思申答应帮忙说服梁大[赞]今晚上优酷看#大江大河#。
tAqBmFkn
[# #, bare persuade Liang Sishen bare @ Sun Yizhou abandoning the office to do size small villa project, liang big opposition, and overnight he drove to Shanghai for support on Liang Sishen @ Yang Caiyu Ora. Declaimed, solved Liang Sishen to his misunderstanding, Liang Sishen promised to help persuade large beam [who] tonight on youku to see # # of large rivers. < br > tAqBmFkn]
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【#老板奖励员工超市一分钟抢购# 员工称场面“比发钱都刺激” 】 月日，安徽阜阳，一老板奖励员工超市一分钟抢购，所有抢到购物车物品全部由老板买单，员工争分夺秒场面欢乐。日，员工娜娜说，所有员工大概四五十人都参与了这个活动，当时心情很激动，氛围非常好，感觉比直接发钱都刺激。 因为考虑...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # boss reward employees a minute for supermarket employee said scene to send money to stimulate 】 month day, anhui fuyang, a boss reward employees supermarket snapping up a minute, all get the shopping cart items by the boss to pay employees race scenes of joy. Day, nana said employees, all employees about people are involved in this activity, when the mood is very excited, atmosphere is very good, feel is stimulus than directly send money. Because consider... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
#名高校男生为全班女生织围巾#【武汉一高校名男生为全班女生织围巾，女生：新年第份惊喜】#名男生给全班女生织围巾#近日，湖北武汉一高校名男生为班上位女生织围巾，网友纷纷为此点赞。班级女生李同学说，男孩子们都是第一次织围巾，手艺很好，围巾很暖和，这是新年第一个惊喜，现在天天戴着围...全文： m.weibo
[# # name for the class at college boys girls knit scarf (wuhan for the class at a high school boy girl knit scarf, girls New Year the first surprise knit scarf # # boys to the whole class girl recently, the hubei wuhan a college boys to girls in the class of knitting scarf, netizens have thumb up for this purpose. Class girl said Milton academy, the boys were the first knit scarf, workmanship is very good, the scarf is very warm, this is the New Year the first surprise, now wearing around every day... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#杨巡的饭局都好难#梁思申@杨采钰Ora 的早餐时间[炸鸡啤酒]排队预约的杨巡@董冬咚d VS强行插队的萧然@孙艺洲 ，让这顿早餐充满了戏剧性。[偷笑]杨巡彻底沦落成了萧、梁二人的传话工具人。又是心疼杨巡的一天啊。今晚上优酷看大江大河。#董子健让杨巡还钱#
tAqBmIlM
[# # Yang tour ect are very difficult Liang Sishen @ Yang Caiyu Ora breakfast time [Fried chicken beer] line booking tour @ Dong Dong dong Yang d VS forced to jump the queue, bare @ Sun Yizhou, let the breakfast is full of drama. [laughing] tour became completely xiao Yang, liangs message tool. Is love dearly Yang tour day. Youku on the river tonight. # # Dong Zijian let Yang cruise also money < br > tAqBmIlM]
小野妹子学吐槽：
这么说的话，钱还具有溶解性、不可还原性、不稳定性、腐蚀性、毒性...[跪了]
[Say so, money also has solubility, irreversible, instability, corrosive, toxic... [the] on my hands and knees]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：
第一上海丨第一上海投资论坛 - “哔哩哔哩——Z世代的精神家园“tAqBnju
[The first Shanghai 丨 first investment BBS - beep beep miles - the spiritual home of generation Z tAqBnju]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
知名投资人：特斯拉三年内股价可飙升% 市值将突破万亿美元-领先的互联网消费互动媒体tAqBnWY
[Well-known investors tesla stock prices can soar % value in three years will break through the trillions of dollars - interactive media tAqBnWY leading Internet consumption]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【江铃福特EQUATOR将于月日正式亮相】日前，我们从江铃福特官方获悉，江铃福特EQUATOR将于月日正式亮相，并且新车有望命名为领裕。作为江铃福特发布的第三款SUV，该车型采用全新设计语言，或将定位为中大型SUV。tAqBnVW
[# # every news 【 jiangling ford EQUATOR will officially be unveiled on February nd 】 recently, we learned from jiangling ford official that jiangling ford EQUATOR will debut on the month, and a new car is expected to be named yu. As the third paragraph released jiangling ford SUV, which adopt new design language, or as a large SUV. tAqBnVW]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
但斌：
价值投资巨头GMO：史诗级泡沫即将破灭，现在是最后的疯狂tAqBnopV
[Value investment giant GMO epic bubble will burst, it is the last of the crazy tAqBnopV]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报：
#超市老板奖励员工一分钟免费抢购#【老板奖励员工超市抢购，一分钟内均由老板买单】#年底了看看别人家的老板#月日，安徽阜阳，某店老板给员工发放福利 ，带全体员工去超市抢购，限时一分钟内，抢到的所有商品均由老板买单，员工争分夺秒抢购的场面欢乐十足。店员娜娜介绍称，这是老板发放的福利，一...全文： m.weibo
[# # supermarket owner reward employees free for one minute the boss reward employees supermarkets for a minute all pay by the boss 】 # # look at other peoples boss at the end of month, anhui fuyang, a shopkeeper give benefits to employees, with all the staff go to supermarkets for period in one minute, to all the goods are by the owner to pay employees a race against time to snap up scenes of joy. The shop assistant nana said, this is the boss of welfare, a... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈是这个理@JenniferZZZZZZ@阿粪青原来如此[允悲]
[Ha ha ha ha is this reason @ JenniferZZZZZZ @ the dung green so [allow sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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