冷笑话精选：
笑死@快乐获取指南哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好好笑@人间心事bot哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@太皇太后您有喜啦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@万事屋纸纸酱哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@多玛金鱼图你最好是
[Happy smile dead @ for guide ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha laugh @ human heart bot queen ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ too you hei! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ all the house of paper paper jam ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ sodom goldfish figure you is best]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【售.万 Jeep牧马人周年纪念版上市】月日，Jeep牧马人周年纪念版正式上市，售价.万元。作为纪念版车型，新车加装了部分专属套件，并带来一系列配置升级。tAqdBw
[# # every news 【 sales. All Jeep wrangler anniversary edition listed] month day, Jeep wrangler anniversary edition of the official launch, prices. Ten thousand yuan. As edition models, a new car with a part of the exclusive suites, and bring a series of configuration upgrade. tAqdBw]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
微博汽车：
魔鬼达喀尔，地域环境条件真的不是一般的艰苦#摩托车#
[The devil in Dakar, the regional environment conditions really isnt usually hard # # motorcycle]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
微博汽车：
近距离感受机器零件之美，新的部件看起来真的极度舒适[酷]#汽车新知识加油站#
[Close to feel the beauty of the machine parts, new parts look really extremely comfortable [cool] # # car new knowledge at a gas station]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
优酷：
#王霏霏撸观复猫#推开观复博物馆的大门，热情好客的观复猫就把本期#观复嘟嘟#的嘉宾 @王霏霏fei 团团围住，发出“喵语”攻击，听说小姐姐也养猫，难怪自带铲屎官温柔气息的王霏霏可以这么受欢迎~
tAqBfCu
[Raining # king lu view after the cat # open view after the museums door, the hospitable view after the cat took this issue # view after guests doodle # @ through fei completely, while the king issued a meow attack, heard that little sister has a cat, it is no wonder that bring shovel excrement officer raining the king of the tender breath can be so popular ~ < br > tAqBfCu]
平安北京：
【辟谣】骗子的套路又在“与时俱进”，大家一定要小心呦。tAqdBB
[Rumours that liar routines and in the advance with The Times, we must be careful yo. tAqdBB]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#河北疫情源头尚未完全查明# 病情高峰何时达到？】截至月日时，#河北疫情目前重症人#，#河北现有本土确诊例#，尚在医学观察的无症状感染者例，目前流调溯源工作正在加紧进行，但病毒的源头还没有完全查明。专家称这次#河北疫情#传播较快，但整体可控。病情高峰何时达到？下一步重点防控什...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # hebei epidemic source has not been fully identified condition when the ratio of peak to? As of the date when the current severe person # # hebei outbreak, # #, hebei province, the existing local confirmed cases, is still under medical observation in asymptomatic patients, and the flow adjustment is stepping up its roots, but the source of the virus is still not fully known. Experts say the # # hebei outbreak spread faster, but the overall control. When the ratio of peak condition to? What next focus on the prevention and control... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#河北目前阳性病例是由一起疫情串起#】河北省疾控中心主任李琦：目前发现，疫情由国外输入病毒引起，#河北疫情源头尚未完全查明#，具体源头现在还在深入排查中。病例之间的关联，经过调查，病例集中的藁城区增村镇，其他区域病例包括邢台病例，发现都存在关联性。目前发现的阳性者都是一起疫情串起来...全文： m.weibo
[【 # hebei current positive cases by epidemic strung together # 】 li qi, director of the centers for disease control and prevention in hebei province, found that at present, the outbreak caused by foreign input virus, # # hebei epidemic source has not been fully identified, specific source now is still in further screening. The link between the cases, through investigation, case concentration of chaff city villages, other area cases include cases of xingtai, found that there are correlations. Now find positive people are outbreak string together... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：
#王霏霏和马未都谈野心#“野心”曾是一个让人羞于启齿的词，似乎“野心”背后总暗含着“贪婪”的成分，但是没有对生活的“野心”，没有对事业的“野心”，人生自然也就失去了方向和努力的理由。本期#观复嘟嘟#， @马未都 邀请 @王霏霏Fei 做客观复博物馆，同样经历过坎坷与风雨，听“过来人”聊“...全文： m.weibo
[# # king raining and ma did not talk about ambition ambition was a let a person ashamed of the word, seems to be behind the ambition always implies a greed, but not to the life of ambition, not ambition for the cause, nature also loses the life direction and try to reason. This # # view restoring doodle, @ @ through Fei, while the king ma did not invited to be the objective compound museum, also experienced a bumpy with wind and rain, listen to survivor chat ... The full text m. eibo]
小野妹子学吐槽：
#李诞职场喜剧人#[哈哈][哈哈]笑yue了~有比李诞更快乐的打工人嘛~诞总前两天入职某厂，“蹦蹦跳跳”地刷卡上班，也太可爱了吧~诞总还调侃一句：“是不是刷完就算上钟啦？”诞总内心os：上班的快乐你根本想象不到~[笑而不语] tAqdEnWP
[Man # # lee Christmas workplace comedy (ha)ha ha smile make ~ have more happy than lee Christmas ~ Christmas always two days before the working people in a certain factory, jump to a credit card to work, also too cute ~ Christmas always also brush even if the clock again? Happy Christmas always heart OS work you never imagined ~ [smiling without a word] tAqdEnWP]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
南方都市报：
【#非必要不出行#，#尽量在粤过大年#！】日前，在广东省新冠肺炎疫情防控第场新闻发布会上，广东省卫健委副主任、副书记黄飞提出几点防疫倡议。市民们如何正确防疫，请看下图！
[【 # # # non-essential not to travel, as far as possible in guangdong annual #!] New crown pneumonia epidemic prevention and control in the southern province of guangdong, the first press conference, vice secretary huang fei, deputy director of the guangdong province WeiJianWei proposed several epidemic prevention initiative. The citizens how to correctly and epidemic prevention, please see below! ]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
当当创始人李国庆：
大家看完有什么看法，欢迎评论区留言。
[Lets finish see what view, comment area.]
早晚读书创始人、早晚读书商学院院长
汽车之家：
#行车安全# 这个才是真的#泼水成冰#，视线瞬间受阻...太危险了[跪了][跪了][跪了] tAqdhfu
[# # # safety this is really pour water into ice #, the line of sight blocked moment... Its too dangerous] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling tAqdhfu]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
平安北京：
#中国人民警察节#【一名缉毒警察的独白】潜伏、追捕、直面亡命之徒……他说，希望每一次行动，大家都能平安归来。一起转发，致敬缉毒警察！愿天下无毒！tAqdSZNB
[# # of the Chinese peoples police day [a policemans monologue] latent, hunting, to confront the outlaws... Hope every action, he says, everybody can come back safely. Forward together, salute policeman! May the non-toxic! tAqdSZNB]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
优酷：
#王霏霏撸观复猫#没想到史上最有文化的猫竟然被漂亮小姐姐吸引走了，果然，面对可爱的女孩子，任何生物都难拒绝。本期 #观复嘟嘟#里，王霏霏公费撸猫，和喵星人打成一片，可爱+可爱=超级可爱！这期节目被小姐姐的可爱甜到啦！
tAqBfCu
[# through lu view after the cat # while the king didnt expect most cultural history of the cat to attracted to beautiful little sister went away, and sure enough, in the face of a lovely girl, any creature are hard to refuse. This # # view restoring doodle, through public rolled cat while the king, and become a meow star people, + = super cute cute cute! This programme is lovely and sweet little sister to! < br > tAqBfCu]
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