冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈哈哈@国民烊媳 笑死我了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈金哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@懒羊羊的拽哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好可爱
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha @ national Yang relatives are killing me ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ a lazy sheep sheep dragged ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha so cute]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：
太般配了！@王喝冰我丢，成真了！兄弟萌把般配打在公屏上，这个就叫郎才女貌，强啊。
[So match! @ the king to drink the ice I lost, came true! Brothers of the match in the male screen, this is called perfect match, is strong.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
安以轩：
你好[給你小心心]希望今年一切都越來越 好 [米奇比心] tAqEBRbd
[Hello [give you heart carefully] hope everything is getting better and better this year than heart] [mickey tAqEBRbd]
用微笑迎接每一天~😊
热点新闻：
【#苏州#点赞！#两市民不顾严寒跳河抬车救人#[赞]】近日，江苏张家港，董先生驾驶三轮车不慎掉入河中被困。此时正在附近钓鱼的朱颂华、唐益丰闻讯赶来，不顾天寒地冻跳入河中，不到秒就将董先生救上了岸。随后二人联系到董先生家人，确定他无大碍后才离开现场。目前，警方准备为二人申报见义勇为。 ...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # # suzhou thumb up! Two people regardless of the cold river, lift car save # [who]] recently, zhangjiagang city, jiangsu province, dong driving tricycle trapped immodesty drop into the river. Is nearby fishing Zhu Songhua, Tang Yifeng rushed to at this time, despite the freezing jumped into the river, will he not second to save on shore. Then two people to contact Mr. Dong family, after the obstruction for sure he didnt leave the scene. At present, the police prepared to declare good samaritans. . The full text m. eibo]
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卢健生：
@上善弗罗明周海波全方位严肃认真科学抗疫。这就是中国的经验。可惜，反华反到反智的西方社会不愿相信。
[@ the goodness, luo hai-bo zhou all-round serious science and resistance to disease. This is the experience of China. Unfortunately, anti-china against an intellectual to reluctant to believe in western society.]
Z CAM 首席执行官
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白# 太空看地球系列：一望无际的世界！但看起来很美 ~ tAqEUxUY
[Looking at the earth series # # the night big understand space the vast world! But looks very beautiful ~ tAqEUxUY]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
ZAKER：
#深夜ZAKER# 你是被偏爱的，就算现在不是，总有一天也会是。——佚名
[# ZAKER# were you prefer in the middle of the night, even if not now, one day will be. - anonymous]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
小野妹子学吐槽：
我也选B！战胜了生田斗真[doge]@今天也要做一个快乐的肥宅感觉是B啊，感觉无论是locking的funk的感觉还是pop都是B更好
[I also choose B. Beat toma [doge] @ today also want to be a happy fat curtilage feeling is B, feeling whether locking funk B or pop is better]
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ZAKER：
【#岁女孩回应哭着挑战米跳台#：下次会慢慢克服】近日，一段#岁小女孩哭着鼻子挑战米台#的视频在网络上火了。据悉，当事小女孩是上海市杨浦区少体校跳水队岁的小队员蒋翘楚，一年前被教练发掘到队，上个月才刚刚开始水上训练，当时在米台上哭着鼻子站了多分钟后才跳下。她勇敢地表示，自己会慢...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # years old girls respond to cry to challenge m platform next time will slowly overcome 】 recently, a # at the age of the little girl cried nose challenge # m platform of video in the network were mentioned. The party is the little girl in Shanghai yangpu district youth diving at the age of young players, jiang to coach the team a year ago and has only just begun water training last month, when on the m crying nose got more minutes. She said bravely, they will be slow... The full text m. eibo]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
新浪汽车：
#新浪汽车[超话]##车迷夜聊# 日常开车时，哪些事情是你最容易忽略的？#老司机课堂# tRVZz tAqEQMD
[# sina car [ultra words] # # # everyday driving fans night chat, what is the most easy to ignore you? The old driver class # # tRVZz tAqEQMD]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#吉尼斯世界纪录精彩回顾#：半分钟与老鼠击掌次，.米高的莫西干发型…】 年，又有一些新奇有趣的吉尼斯世界纪录：半分钟与一只老鼠击掌次、最高的莫西干发型、在一枚戒指上镶嵌颗钻石……还有哪些好玩的纪录呢？戳视频↓，一起看看吧！tAqEaeZU
[[# # highlights of the guinness book of world records half a minute with rat hand-clapping times, the meters high was dry hair... Years, as well as some interesting new guinness book of world records half a minute with a mouse high five times, the highest mo west dry hair, embedded in a ring, diamond... What fun record? Poke video left, see together! tAqEaeZU]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：
#Angelababy声音太甜了# @angelababy 以温柔的嗓音开场宛如女神降临，却做着接地气的游戏，吃东西的声音让我一秒回到现实，黄瓜好吃人更甜#上优酷看奔跑吧黄河篇# #奔跑吧黄河篇#
tAqElvPj
[# Angelababy too sweet voice # @ Angelababy starts with soft voice, like a goddess, but doing the ground of the game, eat a second let me back to reality, cucumber tasty people more sweet # on youku watch running running article # # of the Yellow River, the Yellow River article # < br > tAqElvPj]
小野妹子学吐槽：
聚划算跨年促帮你甄选新年好物，大牌划算必抢清单奉上。新年新气象，从头到脚，从里到外，从小到大。挎手上的礼物都替你整理好了，必备爆款，及时行抢#致敬赶路人 tAqlxfRP
[Getting across the years for screening New Years day good things for you, big deal will list on. New Year new atmosphere, the from head to foot, from the inside out, since the childhood. Tidy up the hand carrying the gift for you, hot style, necessary tAqlxfRP operated # salute on people in a timely manner]
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冷笑话精选：
来分享一下你的年第一天是怎么过的吧！[打call]
[To share your years how do you spend the first day! [play call]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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