冷笑话精选：
？？？@不让讲我偏要讲和爸妈生气 在客厅拉屎
[????? @ not to speak I am determined to make up my parents angry shit in the living room]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：
@陶永谊回复@jmskx今天的美国，无为可治不了，只能使族群分裂更加肆无忌惮。@jmskx我也觉得：bd的使命就是搞定懂王，接下来交给美利坚system，休养生息，无为而治。
[@ @ JMSKX TaoYongYi reply todays America, nothing can not cure, can only make ethnic divisions more brazen. @ JMSKX I also think bds mission is to understand the king, next to the united system, rest, laissez-faire.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@陶永谊毒品合法化唯一的“合理性”，就是满足了美国民众吸毒的“自由”。@GIF集散中心按照你的推理，这样下去美国会变成大清，会吗[疑问]难道大麻合法化一点合理性都没有[挖鼻]美国人民竟然弱智到这种程度了？[思考]
[@ TaoYongYi legalisation only rationality, is to satisfy the people take drugs freedom in the United States. @ GIF distribution center according to your reasoning, so America will become qing, will it [question] no rationality is the legalization of marijuana [dig nose] the people of the United States was retarded to this level? [thinking]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
卢健生：
我参与了@flypig 发起的投票【今年你的 iPhone 之选是：】，我投给了“没买，别问”这个选项，你也快来表态吧~
[I turned up to vote the @ flypig by [your iPhone choice is this year], I voted for didnt buy it, dont ask this option, you can come and say ~]
Z CAM 首席执行官
新浪新闻客户端：
#深夜大明白#如何利用海堤改善波浪的能量？你值得一看！
tAGaSoS
[# # the night big understand how to use the seawall improve wave energy? You are worth a look! < br > tAGaSoS]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白#分钟时间，和我来到中国科学院新疆天文台南山观测站，一起探索宇宙的奥秘。
tAGAqAP
[# # the night big understand minutes, and I went to the xinjiang astronomical observatory, Chinese Academy of Sciences of nanshan observatory, together to explore the mysteries of the universe. < br > tAGAqAP]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：
[失望]@表情bot是我[泪]不要问 一问更他妈想哭觉得委屈@秋秋蛮吊首先还是先得回答 我没事啊@栗子昏昏毁灭吧[嘻嘻]
[[disappointed] @ expression bot is [] of tears I dont want to ask more his mother cry think injustice @ autumn autumn really hanging first or have to answer me nothing @ chestnuts drift destruction (hee hee)]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 你学会的第一项维修保养汽车的技能是什么？[并不简单][并不简单][并不简单]
[# # good night family first car maintenance skills you learn what? Isnt a simple [is not simple] [] [] are not simple]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
但斌：
@白骑士张伟明超充才是主流
[@ white knight David chang super charge is the mainstream]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪新闻客户端：
【寿宴不摆了！#岁老人把寿宴钱捐给贫困大学生#】月日，连云港的王树梅老人取消了自己岁的寿宴，决定把酒席钱捐给@江苏海洋大学 的位困难学生，老人说：吃了喝了就没了，用这个钱帮助学生完成学业才值！老人的儿子还决定，要持续资助这些大学生直至毕业。
tAGcaKSO
[【 birthday not swing! # # years old birthday money to poor college students] month day, lianyungang shu-mei wang old man was cancelled his years old of birthday, I decided to put the money to @ a difficult student at the university of jiangsu Marine, the old man said, ate and drank and the use this money to help students complete their studies to value! The old mans son also decided that to continue funding the college students until graduation. < br > tAGcaKSO]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪汽车：
#新浪汽车[超话]##车迷夜聊# 你会因为一些“特殊事件”的发生，从而影响到你对某些汽车品牌的印象吗？甚至产生标签效应，比如：开某些车的都是暴发户、富二代、神车党这类的。[并不简单]#玛莎拉蒂案死者家属希望司机死刑# tRMLqb tAGcgct
[# sina car [ultra words] # # # fans night chat you would occur because of some special event, thus affect your impression of some brands? Even have a label effect, such as open some cars are nouveau riche, rich second generation, god party this kind of car. [] are not simple the families hope driver death # # maserati case tRMLqb tAGcgct]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【拓展中国市场规模 通用将进口大型SUV】日前，通用汽车全球执行副总裁兼通用汽车中国公司总裁柏历（Julian Blissett）表示，通用计划首次在中国市场销售大型SUV，并引进一系列车型。这一计划标志着通用汽车在华策略的转变。tAGcbX
[# # every news [gm will expand China market scale import large suvs 】 to gms global executive vice President and gm China President BaiLi (Julian Blissett), said the general plan for the first time in the Chinese market sales of large suvs, and introduce a series of models. This plan marked the change of gms strategy in China. tAGcbX]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
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